Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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You know, how fucking funny is it to see Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s dignity being rolled through the meat grinder of the media! ? this slut tried to hide from her friends and family what a complete and utter slut she is, and now the WHOLE WORLD knows, and can see pictures of the body she sold, the virtue she was born with, sacrificed along with a great man’s career! this is so funny.
Fucking bitch! I hope you fucking either do nude photoshoots, continue being a whore and i’ll come and fuck you too, or if none of these, i hope you suicide.
Fucking bitch. Ha! slut! fucking eat spitzer jizz bitch
The point remains the same. Love has already been defined. Contrary to the beliefs of women, love doesn’t change its meaning according to how you feel in the moment. If you want to redefine it then write your own dictionary. Just don’t be surprised when no one understands a word you say.
TruthSayer (65) Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 10:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 145ba4c8c7c62
Keb said:
You see, many people believe love is an emotion. This is not true. Love is a choice, which is coupled with an emotion.
Noah Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary would like to have a word with you. Pun intended.
Why do these cunts insist on trying to redefine this simple word? We speak english people! We’ve agreed upon certain definitions so that we can effectively communicate. You women complain that men never understand you; well maybe you could try learning the language so we can all be on the same page.
That being said, show me a dictionary that defines love as a choice, Keb. Better yet, take your airy fairy ideas about love somewhere else.
I believe that was BrokenJohnny that said that……I just simply agreed with the MAN.
When you say creator, who are you talking about….GOD? Because I get the feeling you dont believe in GOD.
Noah Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary would like to have a word with you. Pun intended.
Why do these cunts insist on trying to redefine this simple word? We speak english people! We’ve agreed upon certain definitions so that we can effectively communicate. You women complain that men never understand you; well maybe you could try learning the language so we can all be on the same page.
That being said, show me a dictionary that defines love as a choice, Keb. Better yet, take your airy fairy ideas about love somewhere else.
You talk mounds of shit about all the men here as a group and then expect anyone to believe you wish them “the best”? Or that anything you say is sincere? You, Kelly B, are a phony retard. Fuck off Dick’s site.
Wow. Do you read a lot of Milton?
The pain will be temporarily relieved when my enemies are in the next world telling the creator I’m coming for him.
I’m sure there are some cool girls out there that will not betray, but they ARE hard to find. My own mom betrayed me….I still love her tho….
Glad to see you go, and just so you know, we don’t believe all the fairtale stories about your perfect life.
You never cheat, you love your boyfriend and he loves you, you have a great GPA…yada…yada..yada..
No way, nobody is that perfect, thanks for further proving what lying tramps women truly are.
@son of the suns-
I have three children, all boys, and when I see posts like yours, I think “what if that was one of my boys” I cant stand it!!!!!
For what it is worth, son of the suns, I’m truly sorry for the betrayal you have been threw in your life. I’m sure you did not deserve it.
I most certainly do NOT want to be a knife in your ear, or anyone for that matter.
P.S. Never say never……
In the immortal words of former US Senator Jesse Helms (R,NC): “Thanks….I think.”
Dont worry, if I fall in love again and get dumped or used for the little money I have, I may become radicalized.
@son on the suns-
I think you need to move past it and become a happier person… not every woman will hurt you. I wish you the best, sincerely.
I truly like you “no manhole” despite everything, you seem like a decent guy. The rest of you all stink though. Anywho, this site has been insightful but I do spend an unnecessary amount on time on here arguing in circles. I’m done for good, I think. I actually have a different outlook on men now… well some men, I will always think the majority of men on this site need some serious psychological help, BUT, not my issue. I like who I am, I like my life, my LOVE boyfriend (and I know he loves me so you can’t convince me otherwise, sorry). I know I earned everything I own and that I am a good person. I know I have come on here and told the whole truth about everything I know and who I am. So whatever, I have no regrets. I have actually learned a lot and I will grow and move forward from this experience and continue being a happy person while most of you will dwell in your problems and hatred… I wish you all the best. Peace.
Your flattery is supposed to make me feel how?
I will never turn back to what I was.
All people in happy relationships ever make me feel is envy and hate. I have nothing positive left. It’s flamed out at a young age like a supernova that destroys all in it’s path innocent or not.
Every word from a female mouth is a knife my ear.
I get the sense that some girl really betrayed him. That sucks big time. But there are some cool girls out there that wont do that. Its hard to find a girl with that right combination for a guy that includes loyalty.
@Lex Luthor-
Really you think? Why is it so impossible for me to be telling the truth? I have not slept with anyone else, I have been with my bf since I was 15 and I have not thought about sleeping with someone else, why would I WANT to? So I get perhaps ruin my relationship, get an STD, or simply hate it due to the lack of emotional attachment? You need to go fuck yourself, maybe that will help you out.
No. Not at all. Either you are 12 years old or a fucking liar.
That was directed at Zaphod, the “quote” thing isn’t working, meh whatever.
Good question, why are we? Perhaps because that is all men “apparently” care about.
@ Panda-
Do you think people don’t change between age 15 and 21? Trust me… we both have changed and accepted our changes together which is why we are still together and in love. So relax, would ya.