A Case Study in Horizontal Success
There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking.
The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or famous lady-author.
When a woman opens her legs, she opens the door to a future of success.
Let’s see an example of this and talk about my new favorite hooker: Eliot Spitzer’s very own Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Who is also my very own Honorary Man of the Month!
Once upon a time — before a massive political scandal, the destruction of a political career, and an outing as a whore so overpriced she made every all-inclusive resort in the world look like a bargain — Ashley Alexandra Dupre had a MySpace page and an aspiring music career.
“I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel.” -Dupre’s MySpace page
In line with her musical philosophy, Miss Dupre’s music resembles something you would listen to while spreading $1 bills across the stomach of a Chinese stripper in a pantomime of an ejaculation. That’s the kind of money shot that any girl will appreciate.
Today, Miss Dupre’s strip house single is being played on every radio station across the United States. We men care about our hookers and are interested in their artistic pursuits. There’s nothing strange about that. That’s why the line, “I’m paying my way through art school/med school” always works. As eternal optimists, men believe in women. Even the dumber ones who fuck for two hundred dollars a night instead of a mortgage.
But she didn’t fuck for two hundred a night. She fucked for four thousand! That’s a hell of a living for a horse-faced 22 year old whose only skills are the ones God gave her.
As a man, success comes in great waves. We can see waves of success coming from a mile away and we have ample time to prepare and anticipate with our man brains. We have time to catch the wave and ride it to riches on our indestructible penises. Fuck that’s manly!
To a woman, success comes like getting punched in the vagina in the dark. They have no idea when it’s coming, but one thing’s for sure, if their legs are closed nothing is going to happen.
When opportunity knocks, a woman doesn’t answer the door, she opens her legs.
Abraham Lincoln failed at running for a bunch of political positions before he won the presidency. I don’t remember what they were, but I remember reading them on someone’s refrigerator and I remember being not only impressed by it, but impressed that said person had printed it out on some shitty Xerox paper. The point is, success is a numbers game. When women loosen the drawstring on their vagina, they spin the Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes they win small, like a free house in Des Moines and a free car and two little kids to smother to death. But other times, they win international stardom.
You have to be in it to win it. For women, “it” means “bed”.
Imagine if Divine Brown had had an aspiring music career before blowing Hugh Grant. She might have been in Austin Powers 3 instead of Beyonce. Who can say? I don’t know for a fact, but I would bet $50 on it. Miss Ashley Dupre is now going to have a future bright with success and shiny things and will probably not ever have to fuck for money again. Except that she will because she’s a woman and prostitution is embedded in her whore-DNA.
Just like Jessica Hawn, Kim Kardashian, and the slew of published escort and prostitute bloggers; these hookers should be celebrated. They’re removing the middle man of flowers, drinks, conversation, and pretending to listen to bullshit about golden retrievers for half an hour. Removing the middle man is manly!
I support this whore. You should too.
College Callgirl - “You guys know my feelings on romance (to recap: fuck it)…”
Belle de Jour - To be fair, British girls are all about two steps closer to prostitutes anyway.
Tracy Quan - Not the figure skater, though she probably would wear the outfit for fifty bucks.
More pictures of this hooker.
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March 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
That bitch is gross.
Leave it to a ‘progressive’ to spend inordinate amounts of money on something I would hesitate to lay next to for free while drunk.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f394874d25e8
I sure wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating hay and oats.
And her songs are actually pretty good — they are better than 80% of the rest of the shitty noise that you are forced to listen to in dance clubs today. I mean, so I’ve heard.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
After reading many articles about this, it’s not so surprising to see the media put a “victim” spin on little miss dupre. Do people actually believe this self-made whore is a victim!!!
They make it sound like she was forced into sex with this guy, and you hear the family saying how they are there to support her in her time of need.
WTF!!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20c85185a082d
I’m reminded of the lyrics of that pop hit by Loverboy “Lucky ones” (circa approx 1982):
“With the beautiful girls, everything is prearranged.
Your whole life, it comes to you for free.
You wear it well, it comes so naturally.”
March 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
i jusy wanna know what one gets for 4,000. seriously, there’s only so much you can do. was it the no-condom thing? i’m sure there are lovely hookers at half the price who’d go without one. even exreme kink doesn’t generate prices like that.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6a29fdb4dec2
$4000 includes an ounce of coke, sex with her is only $50.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74eaaf16917ee
Dick, it should be “whose only skills,” not “who’s only skills,” — the former is the possessive; the latter the contraction for “who is”.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fcfc55fe89af
Kudos to Loweeel for being a man by helping another better himself.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: d9a2ef17a6234
haha shiny things… I forgot about shiny things. I hope shiny things are in the book. Hahaha. Shiny things is a fucking class act classic call slash idea.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: a06373ee8c86a
lol, well said
March 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 272ebc1cb8945
Funny… Where are all the obnoxious, dumbass posts from the stupid bitches? I guess they really can’t counter the fact that all women are whores.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 200243c17c5a2
There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking - LOL that is so true!!
March 14th, 2008 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
lol
horseface fits her
another good post
March 14th, 2008 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I listened to that first one. First 12 seconds. What a piece of shit! Christ, what a fucking piece of shit! There is nothing worse than that music. My ears are literally ringing.
Jesus Christ, and I was taught that these bitches were genetically superior to me. I’ll never be a feminist again.
Thank God everyone who joins our cause will believe in what is right from the day they asked, ‘Could my instincts be true?’
The numbers say that feminism is a fad. But that’s just a fact.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e148f6d6716ad
Is she really a horse?
I thought jews only screwed cattle.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That’s a bit funny. You aren’t insulting Jewish people in general?
March 15th, 2008 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30
THANK you!
A farting orangutan has a better sense of music than her.
Thanks, Miss Depre, for proving to the world that you have nothing at all to offer other than your body, which you played absolutely no role in achieving.
I guess she’d have to charge 4 grand a night to be able to afford all the medications she needs to keep her STD’s in check.
March 15th, 2008 at 4:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d7a758c451ecb
To paraphrase a saying, Jews are just like women - only more so. Why not insult them too while we’re at it? That’s what this site is for.
March 15th, 2008 at 4:37 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Secular jews are only as effeminate as all rootless men with too much money and influence. An easy life of financial manipulation and leisure lends one to be a progressive, which is a failure in masculinism.
March 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
How influential can one people be if they are constantly on the edge of annihilation? I mean, I’d imagine that anti-semitic works fall more under fascism than science. The idea here is to use knowledge against our enemies, not stifle our cause by accepting only what we want to believe.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7a758c451ecb
Anyone who wants this knowledge must look up the true origin of feminism. Then you will find the enemy, and it isn’t women.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
It’s feminists and their supporters. Women are just fine - it is the superficial who must be exterminated. Those who think their anatomy gives them any edge over anyone are, inevitably, undeserving of life, if only for what they would just as soon subject others to.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:23 am - IP Man-Hash: e0b9bb85f5837
Women are pure dumb.Most women believe in feminism ,cause they have been brainwashed.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4cbc7b7c59bb3
If men act towards women “as if” the female body gives women a free pass, then should women not then believe this to be so?
For instance, my gf just walked down to the shop to buy some milk as we had run out and we needs it for our cereal tomorrow. After paying for the milk, she then received a few coins in change from the man and then she asked him if she could have a chocolate bar for those few coins (they wouldn’t have covered the cost). He told her she could, ‘just this one time’ and that she should pick whatever she wanted. So she did. Naturally.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: dad5cd07d33e8
It’s your gf claims to be an equity feminist (equal rights for the genders), then its her responsibility to society to act as one, which she did not in this example. If she insists on equal rights then she should not use gender to get more than she deserves, as she did in your example. Men need to stand up to this bad behavior. It’s this stuff the makes men angry and leads to men calling women whores.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: ba3e95f21d59c
Men often lack objectivity, that is the problem. They are fooled by the media into thinking all women will have sex with them, when in fact women are repressed sexual fascists. Once a man works out that women are grasping, selfish whores who only sell themselves to the highest bidder the way is open to treat women objectively - with the utmost cruelty and brutality, inflicting pain on them whenever possible. After all, no sex will arise from a low-income male pursuing the alternative course - so go for it, hurt them! You have nothing to lose, after all.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: dad5cd07d33e8
Hey Muz: suggested reading:”Women: theory and Practice” by Bernard Chapin. Also check out his witty polemics on you tube called “Chapin’s Inferno”
March 16th, 2008 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Muzalon, a bunch of rural low income males with a couple relationships under their belt with “them” could lay siege to a major feminist sin-city and do amazing things. Cut off food and energy supplies and watch the corrupt waste away. After all the “artisan and mercantile business classes” are more important and really, really better than us.. it’s just they can’t get their hands dirty. They’re too busy ruling us and breaking social taboos for the good of the world.
After all the bulk of the US forces are in the Middle East trying to castrate their masculine societies. You think it’s about oil? As a man you wish it was about oil.
Tool - Right in Two
March 16th, 2008 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: ba3e95f21d59c
He seems quite an interesting writer in the educational field, too. One reviewer of his book on Amazon made the good point that young men are rather deluded about women - only when Jungian Individuation is achieved in their late thirties do men see women for what they truly are. Women in their late teens and twenties are especially odious. A Holocaust against this age-group in Anglo-American nations is much needed. I propose smearing their lips with a quick acting poison for speed and efficiency.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: ba3e95f21d59c
Maybe we need the Balkans approach. Surround an area, take out the leaders, then separate the women and men, drive the men out to the border, then wipe the feminazi Anglo-American women out with boot and bayonet. Burn them in mass graves and hey presto, job done. A Marc Lepine job, albeit on a bigger scale. Then get decent women from elsewhere to replace them. A kind of ‘gender cleansing’, if you will. We should get together and try it first on an isolated village in the Arctic Circle. A test case, if you will.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 595204d0c83fc
Potential Problem for the Plotter’s: I don’t really think of Eskimo women as Anglo-American Fem-Nazi’s. Of course, its always possible they have TV’s and get the Hollywood Update from Fairbanks, and have been proselytized to a degree such that the eskimo women are feeling more entitled to whale blubber collected by the men, as they tramp about in the snow in high heels. I think these thigh sightings would make me want to puke.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
It would likely end the same way the Balkans did. A soulless American mercanary army destroying anyone getting in the way of “peace”(commerce above justice).
But now or in the next decade would be optimal. We have a situation in the world where the forces of the banker empire are spread as thin as Rome’s were during the time when the barbarian commander Alerick laid siege to the city and starved every senator, whore, and innocent(like there are any left) for months.
In that episode, it was barbarians from across the Rhine River who were stretching the empire’s troops far away from it’s capital. Now it’s Bin Laden in the deserts of Arabia. No politician for 2 generations will have a shitcan’s chance in hell of being elected without continuing or expanding the war there. I mean, they destroyed the World Trade Center. Do you know how many childless rich secular jews and near-impotent wasps were killed? What will their noble wives do without decadent lifestyles and poolboys to cuckold with?
March 16th, 2008 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d3629c78aaa
Alaska will do.
March 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d3629c78aaa
Yes, old Bin Laden has drawn and thinned their forces, that’s for sure.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Any man with a pair of fully functioning gonads between his legs would personally support Osama bin Laden and the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan before he would sanction his own cultural and physical demise by supporting any modern western democracy. All of the jihadists fighting against the forces of western cultural imperialism and neo-colonial influence realize that the Anglo-American army and their western European lackeys only wish to castrate and feminize the vibrant Arab cultures of the patriarchal Middle East. Waging jihad against the governments of the west is a much more intelligent and constructive task to pursue; certainly a much more positive and upbuilding activity then idly waiting around for a conquering Yankee army that brings nothing else in its train other then the inevitable emasculation by a western European culture saturated in the official ideologies of feminism, Marxism and Zionism. Many of the Islamic fighters of the East realize that the only result of any western democracy is loss of masculinity and brutal domination by women; better a life spent under the ever so sweet tyranny of the Sunnah and Holy Q’uran, rather then a life of monotonous drudgery and rigid ideological adherence to the policies of utopian social engineering preached by Communist bosses and feminist apparatchiki alike.
Osama bin Laden and his legions of salafi jihadists are no different from the barbarian invasions that swept across the frontiers of the Western Roman Empire during the late fifth century A.D. An exact mirror image of the Islamic fundamenatalists of today, the barbarian hordes, under the leadership of such men as Attila the Hun and Alaric the Goth, were strong and valiant men reared in the glorious traditions of a patriarchal culture that savagely trampled over the rights of all women.
The Latin-speaking half of the Roman Empire was ruled by effeminate weaklings but recently converted to the womanish morality of the orthodox Nicene creed; it was a society where men grew weak having their domestic slaves do everything for them; it was a time when women often took charge of household affairs and the once mighty father was relegated to the fringes of society.
Any astute observer can draw numerous historical parallels between the Western Roman Empire immediately before 476 A.D. and the modern western democracies of the contemporary global scene. They are both dominated by arrogant weaklings who have been raised exclusively by women; the inhabitants of these nations have grown both apathetic and lacklustre due the presence of either slaves in the past or the modern conveniences of today. The Rome of antiquity and the modern western democracies also share one other thing in common; both are female-dominated civilizations on the verge of collapse; both are ready to give way to the powerful and dynamic cultures of Islam and ultimately the esoteric wisdom of male patriarchy.
I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.
Long live the jihad against the female-dominated cultures of Western Europe and America! And for all it’s worth, three cheers for Osama bin Laden!
Your Commander is back; let the online war against feminism resume.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e5af23c49854
May I be the first to greet you, Commander, with a personal ad homen attack: Fuck Off, you sociopathic (yet very entertaining) nutjob.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Any man with a pair of fully functioning gonads between his legs would personally support Osama bin Laden and the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan before he would sanction his own cultural and physical demise by supporting any modern western democracy. All of the jihadists fighting against the forces of western cultural imperialism and neo-colonial influence realize that the Anglo-American army and their western European lackeys only wish to castrate and feminize the vibrant Arab cultures of the patriarchal Middle East. Waging jihad against the governments of the west is a much more intelligent and constructive task to pursue; certainly a much more positive and upbuilding activity then idly waiting around for a conquering Yankee army that brings nothing else in its train other then the inevitable emasculation by a western European culture saturated in the official ideologies of feminism, Marxism and Zionism. Many of the Islamic fighters of the East realize that the only result of any western democracy is loss of masculinity and brutal domination by women; better a life spent under the ever so sweet tyranny of Shari’ah law and the Holy Q’uran, rather then a life of monotonous drudgery and rigid ideological adherence to the policies of utopian social engineering preached by Communist bosses and feminist apparatchiki alike.
Osama bin Laden and his legions of salafi jihadists are no different from the barbarian invasions that swept across the frontiers of the Western Roman Empire during the late fifth century A.D. An exact mirror image of the Islamic fundamenatalists of today, the barbarian hordes, under the leadership of such men as Attila the Hun and Alaric the Goth, were strong and valiant men reared in the glorious traditions of a patriarchal culture that savagely trampled over the rights of all women.
The Latin-speaking half of the Roman Empire was ruled by effeminate weaklings but recently converted to the womanish morality of the orthodox Nicene creed; it was a society where men grew weak having their domestic slaves do everything for them; it was a time when women often took charge of household affairs and the once mighty father was relegated to the fringes of society.
Any astute observer can draw numerous historical parallels between the Western Roman Empire immediately before 476 A.D. and the modern western democracies of the contemporary global scene. They are both dominated by the imperial hubris of weaklings who have been raised exclusively by women; the inhabitants of these nations have grown both apathetic and lacklustre due the presence of either slaves in the past or the modern conveniences of today. The Rome of antiquity and the modern western democracies also share one other thing in common; both are female-dominated civilizations on the verge of collapse; both are ready to give way to the powerful and dynamic cultures of Islam and ultimately the esoteric wisdom of male patriarchy.
I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.
Long live the jihad against the female-dominated cultures of Western Europe and America! All feminists and their supporters should be either stoned to death or burnt alive! And for all it’s worth, three cheers for Osama bin Laden!
Your Commander is back; let the online war against feminism resume.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d3629c78aaa
Good to see you back.
The only quibble I have with your missive is: why should the war against feminism remain online? Online is a good place to plan, but the red blent of triumph can only be achieved in Realside.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
manhole, Cmdr Scott has more world worth in one pinky than your whole being contains.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
You fucking Judas.
This time you will be crucified before your betrayal.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e5af23c49854
So much for the concept of “spectrum of opinion.” I guess in your world Malcholm X would of have MLK bumped-off.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
In “Dune” Paul Atrades is forced to live among Beduin when his blue-blood family is killed by the plots of the Empire and it’s lust for “spice” which only exists on one desert planet in the universe, and this spice is like space cocaine which lets pilots navigate commerce routes in space and religious ingrates predict the future.
It’s a metaphor for the modern world and oil. In Dune, Paul rises to the Beduin heirarchy by his combat and strategic skills, destroys the Emporors entire invading fleet, then tells the commerce guild and the remnants of the Empire to bow to him or he will destroy every ounce of spice in existance.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
“I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.”
I know a fuckton of alphas who would as well, the problem may be they would see anyone with pale skin as Christian or Jew and put a 7.62 in your head rather than accept you.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
Come on…. there are good looking guys that use the same trick to get freebies too.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Actually, son of suns, I think anybody can fight for the Taliban; as long as you observe the strict requirements of the the religion of Islam, such as praying five times a day and wearing your trousers above your ankles, you can fight. Actually, the religion of Islam is really an organized fraternity where anybody, regardless of race or ethnicity, who numbers himself as being among the believers can take up arms and wage jihad against the West. Any casual observation of those actively participating in the religion itself will quickly prove that there are many white skins, as well as black, brown, yellow, and red skins, busily taking up weapons against a decaying western culture that promotes radical feminism, Marxist ideology and extreme Zionist politics.
Actually, some of the most radical Islamic fundamentalists are even whiter and more caucasoid in physical appearance than any of the Nordic peoples of Scandinavia. The Chechen mujahideen of Russian Central Asia clearly demonstrate this fact; they have some of the bluest eyes, the blondest hair, and the palest skin in the entire world and yet some of them even exceed the Taliban in their fanatical and implacable hatred of female-dominated western civilization and the rapid emasculation and feminization that follows in its wake. In fact, you should try down-loading some of their combat videos online; many of the Chechen fighters are actually heavily involved in the international struggle against western feminism and Zionist-influenced communism. Some have even gone so far as to hunt down and brutally kill feminists and radical Marxists; they have even been known to physically expel all social parasites from their own societies and to even help liquidate those of other patriarchal cultures such as Taliban-ruled Afghanistan; they have shown themselves to be the ultimate nemesis against all ideologically motivated germs who have proven themselves to be a tremendous source of internal deterioration for the modern western democracies of today.
Anyway, Islam is a brotherhood that regards all men as being of one blood. The only way to distinguish between a kaffir (infidel) and a believer is not by skin colour, but by how much that individual practices the strict requirements of the religion, such as how much one imitates the dress and conduct of the Prophet Mohammed as laid down in the Sunnah, as opposed to somebody who obviously does not. A true Muslim who wishes to fight against the values of western feminism would be identified by other Islamic fundamentalists through: his dress; whether he is wearing the proper Islamic attire, such as a robe, leather socks and kuffiyeh; his ability to speak and read the sacred language of Arabic, as well as to recite the Q’uran from memory; a demonstrated mastery of how to say salaat and other ritual practices associated with the faith; and the strict observance of the five pillars of Islam etc.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
I couldn’t agree more, Muzalon. The war against feminism must be fought wherever and whenever the situation calls for it; the destruction of western feminism, radical Marxism, and international Zionist politics is an act that demands nothing else other than the tactics of total war. It is a war that must be fought using any means necessary that are contingent upon the very logistics of the situation itself.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Manhole isn’t very good a choosing her battles - she has this entire site pitted against her. It doesn’t help when you have no experience standing up for yourself and you are also dumber than shit.