A Case Study in Horizontal Success
There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking.
The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or famous lady-author.
When a woman opens her legs, she opens the door to a future of success.
Let’s see an example of this and talk about my new favorite hooker: Eliot Spitzer’s very own Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Who is also my very own Honorary Man of the Month!
Once upon a time — before a massive political scandal, the destruction of a political career, and an outing as a whore so overpriced she made every all-inclusive resort in the world look like a bargain — Ashley Alexandra Dupre had a MySpace page and an aspiring music career.
“I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel.” -Dupre’s MySpace page
In line with her musical philosophy, Miss Dupre’s music resembles something you would listen to while spreading $1 bills across the stomach of a Chinese stripper in a pantomime of an ejaculation. That’s the kind of money shot that any girl will appreciate.
Today, Miss Dupre’s strip house single is being played on every radio station across the United States. We men care about our hookers and are interested in their artistic pursuits. There’s nothing strange about that. That’s why the line, “I’m paying my way through art school/med school” always works. As eternal optimists, men believe in women. Even the dumber ones who fuck for two hundred dollars a night instead of a mortgage.
But she didn’t fuck for two hundred a night. She fucked for four thousand! That’s a hell of a living for a horse-faced 22 year old whose only skills are the ones God gave her.
As a man, success comes in great waves. We can see waves of success coming from a mile away and we have ample time to prepare and anticipate with our man brains. We have time to catch the wave and ride it to riches on our indestructible penises. Fuck that’s manly!
To a woman, success comes like getting punched in the vagina in the dark. They have no idea when it’s coming, but one thing’s for sure, if their legs are closed nothing is going to happen.
When opportunity knocks, a woman doesn’t answer the door, she opens her legs.
Abraham Lincoln failed at running for a bunch of political positions before he won the presidency. I don’t remember what they were, but I remember reading them on someone’s refrigerator and I remember being not only impressed by it, but impressed that said person had printed it out on some shitty Xerox paper. The point is, success is a numbers game. When women loosen the drawstring on their vagina, they spin the Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes they win small, like a free house in Des Moines and a free car and two little kids to smother to death. But other times, they win international stardom.
You have to be in it to win it. For women, “it” means “bed”.
Imagine if Divine Brown had had an aspiring music career before blowing Hugh Grant. She might have been in Austin Powers 3 instead of Beyonce. Who can say? I don’t know for a fact, but I would bet $50 on it. Miss Ashley Dupre is now going to have a future bright with success and shiny things and will probably not ever have to fuck for money again. Except that she will because she’s a woman and prostitution is embedded in her whore-DNA.
Just like Jessica Hawn, Kim Kardashian, and the slew of published escort and prostitute bloggers; these hookers should be celebrated. They’re removing the middle man of flowers, drinks, conversation, and pretending to listen to bullshit about golden retrievers for half an hour. Removing the middle man is manly!
I support this whore. You should too.
College Callgirl - “You guys know my feelings on romance (to recap: fuck it)…”
Belle de Jour - To be fair, British girls are all about two steps closer to prostitutes anyway.
Tracy Quan - Not the figure skater, though she probably would wear the outfit for fifty bucks.
More pictures of this hooker.
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March 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d3629c78aaa
Yes, old Bin Laden has drawn and thinned their forces, that’s for sure.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Any man with a pair of fully functioning gonads between his legs would personally support Osama bin Laden and the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan before he would sanction his own cultural and physical demise by supporting any modern western democracy. All of the jihadists fighting against the forces of western cultural imperialism and neo-colonial influence realize that the Anglo-American army and their western European lackeys only wish to castrate and feminize the vibrant Arab cultures of the patriarchal Middle East. Waging jihad against the governments of the west is a much more intelligent and constructive task to pursue; certainly a much more positive and upbuilding activity then idly waiting around for a conquering Yankee army that brings nothing else in its train other then the inevitable emasculation by a western European culture saturated in the official ideologies of feminism, Marxism and Zionism. Many of the Islamic fighters of the East realize that the only result of any western democracy is loss of masculinity and brutal domination by women; better a life spent under the ever so sweet tyranny of the Sunnah and Holy Q’uran, rather then a life of monotonous drudgery and rigid ideological adherence to the policies of utopian social engineering preached by Communist bosses and feminist apparatchiki alike.
Osama bin Laden and his legions of salafi jihadists are no different from the barbarian invasions that swept across the frontiers of the Western Roman Empire during the late fifth century A.D. An exact mirror image of the Islamic fundamenatalists of today, the barbarian hordes, under the leadership of such men as Attila the Hun and Alaric the Goth, were strong and valiant men reared in the glorious traditions of a patriarchal culture that savagely trampled over the rights of all women.
The Latin-speaking half of the Roman Empire was ruled by effeminate weaklings but recently converted to the womanish morality of the orthodox Nicene creed; it was a society where men grew weak having their domestic slaves do everything for them; it was a time when women often took charge of household affairs and the once mighty father was relegated to the fringes of society.
Any astute observer can draw numerous historical parallels between the Western Roman Empire immediately before 476 A.D. and the modern western democracies of the contemporary global scene. They are both dominated by arrogant weaklings who have been raised exclusively by women; the inhabitants of these nations have grown both apathetic and lacklustre due the presence of either slaves in the past or the modern conveniences of today. The Rome of antiquity and the modern western democracies also share one other thing in common; both are female-dominated civilizations on the verge of collapse; both are ready to give way to the powerful and dynamic cultures of Islam and ultimately the esoteric wisdom of male patriarchy.
I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.
Long live the jihad against the female-dominated cultures of Western Europe and America! And for all it’s worth, three cheers for Osama bin Laden!
Your Commander is back; let the online war against feminism resume.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e5af23c49854
May I be the first to greet you, Commander, with a personal ad homen attack: Fuck Off, you sociopathic (yet very entertaining) nutjob.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Any man with a pair of fully functioning gonads between his legs would personally support Osama bin Laden and the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan before he would sanction his own cultural and physical demise by supporting any modern western democracy. All of the jihadists fighting against the forces of western cultural imperialism and neo-colonial influence realize that the Anglo-American army and their western European lackeys only wish to castrate and feminize the vibrant Arab cultures of the patriarchal Middle East. Waging jihad against the governments of the west is a much more intelligent and constructive task to pursue; certainly a much more positive and upbuilding activity then idly waiting around for a conquering Yankee army that brings nothing else in its train other then the inevitable emasculation by a western European culture saturated in the official ideologies of feminism, Marxism and Zionism. Many of the Islamic fighters of the East realize that the only result of any western democracy is loss of masculinity and brutal domination by women; better a life spent under the ever so sweet tyranny of Shari’ah law and the Holy Q’uran, rather then a life of monotonous drudgery and rigid ideological adherence to the policies of utopian social engineering preached by Communist bosses and feminist apparatchiki alike.
Osama bin Laden and his legions of salafi jihadists are no different from the barbarian invasions that swept across the frontiers of the Western Roman Empire during the late fifth century A.D. An exact mirror image of the Islamic fundamenatalists of today, the barbarian hordes, under the leadership of such men as Attila the Hun and Alaric the Goth, were strong and valiant men reared in the glorious traditions of a patriarchal culture that savagely trampled over the rights of all women.
The Latin-speaking half of the Roman Empire was ruled by effeminate weaklings but recently converted to the womanish morality of the orthodox Nicene creed; it was a society where men grew weak having their domestic slaves do everything for them; it was a time when women often took charge of household affairs and the once mighty father was relegated to the fringes of society.
Any astute observer can draw numerous historical parallels between the Western Roman Empire immediately before 476 A.D. and the modern western democracies of the contemporary global scene. They are both dominated by the imperial hubris of weaklings who have been raised exclusively by women; the inhabitants of these nations have grown both apathetic and lacklustre due the presence of either slaves in the past or the modern conveniences of today. The Rome of antiquity and the modern western democracies also share one other thing in common; both are female-dominated civilizations on the verge of collapse; both are ready to give way to the powerful and dynamic cultures of Islam and ultimately the esoteric wisdom of male patriarchy.
I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.
Long live the jihad against the female-dominated cultures of Western Europe and America! All feminists and their supporters should be either stoned to death or burnt alive! And for all it’s worth, three cheers for Osama bin Laden!
Your Commander is back; let the online war against feminism resume.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d3629c78aaa
Good to see you back.
The only quibble I have with your missive is: why should the war against feminism remain online? Online is a good place to plan, but the red blent of triumph can only be achieved in Realside.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
manhole, Cmdr Scott has more world worth in one pinky than your whole being contains.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
You fucking Judas.
This time you will be crucified before your betrayal.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e5af23c49854
So much for the concept of “spectrum of opinion.” I guess in your world Malcholm X would of have MLK bumped-off.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
In “Dune” Paul Atrades is forced to live among Beduin when his blue-blood family is killed by the plots of the Empire and it’s lust for “spice” which only exists on one desert planet in the universe, and this spice is like space cocaine which lets pilots navigate commerce routes in space and religious ingrates predict the future.
It’s a metaphor for the modern world and oil. In Dune, Paul rises to the Beduin heirarchy by his combat and strategic skills, destroys the Emporors entire invading fleet, then tells the commerce guild and the remnants of the Empire to bow to him or he will destroy every ounce of spice in existance.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
“I’d fight for the Taliban anyday, before I’d waste my time fighting for a western army already heavily infiltrated by feminists, Marxists and Zionists.”
I know a fuckton of alphas who would as well, the problem may be they would see anyone with pale skin as Christian or Jew and put a 7.62 in your head rather than accept you.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
Come on…. there are good looking guys that use the same trick to get freebies too.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Actually, son of suns, I think anybody can fight for the Taliban; as long as you observe the strict requirements of the the religion of Islam, such as praying five times a day and wearing your trousers above your ankles, you can fight. Actually, the religion of Islam is really an organized fraternity where anybody, regardless of race or ethnicity, who numbers himself as being among the believers can take up arms and wage jihad against the West. Any casual observation of those actively participating in the religion itself will quickly prove that there are many white skins, as well as black, brown, yellow, and red skins, busily taking up weapons against a decaying western culture that promotes radical feminism, Marxist ideology and extreme Zionist politics.
Actually, some of the most radical Islamic fundamentalists are even whiter and more caucasoid in physical appearance than any of the Nordic peoples of Scandinavia. The Chechen mujahideen of Russian Central Asia clearly demonstrate this fact; they have some of the bluest eyes, the blondest hair, and the palest skin in the entire world and yet some of them even exceed the Taliban in their fanatical and implacable hatred of female-dominated western civilization and the rapid emasculation and feminization that follows in its wake. In fact, you should try down-loading some of their combat videos online; many of the Chechen fighters are actually heavily involved in the international struggle against western feminism and Zionist-influenced communism. Some have even gone so far as to hunt down and brutally kill feminists and radical Marxists; they have even been known to physically expel all social parasites from their own societies and to even help liquidate those of other patriarchal cultures such as Taliban-ruled Afghanistan; they have shown themselves to be the ultimate nemesis against all ideologically motivated germs who have proven themselves to be a tremendous source of internal deterioration for the modern western democracies of today.
Anyway, Islam is a brotherhood that regards all men as being of one blood. The only way to distinguish between a kaffir (infidel) and a believer is not by skin colour, but by how much that individual practices the strict requirements of the religion, such as how much one imitates the dress and conduct of the Prophet Mohammed as laid down in the Sunnah, as opposed to somebody who obviously does not. A true Muslim who wishes to fight against the values of western feminism would be identified by other Islamic fundamentalists through: his dress; whether he is wearing the proper Islamic attire, such as a robe, leather socks and kuffiyeh; his ability to speak and read the sacred language of Arabic, as well as to recite the Q’uran from memory; a demonstrated mastery of how to say salaat and other ritual practices associated with the faith; and the strict observance of the five pillars of Islam etc.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
I couldn’t agree more, Muzalon. The war against feminism must be fought wherever and whenever the situation calls for it; the destruction of western feminism, radical Marxism, and international Zionist politics is an act that demands nothing else other than the tactics of total war. It is a war that must be fought using any means necessary that are contingent upon the very logistics of the situation itself.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Manhole isn’t very good a choosing her battles - she has this entire site pitted against her. It doesn’t help when you have no experience standing up for yourself and you are also dumber than shit.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7348f95213425
If manhole is a woman,she needs to getout from here.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:50 am - IP Man-Hash: e80ada3a96942
The IQ threshold for contributing to this site is 70, so you can no longer post here, Indian.
March 17th, 2008 at 1:22 am - IP Man-Hash: d9438fe1c6108
I did not think I would ever see the day when men posting here made as little sense as women.
Regards to all, especially old friends who once posted here.
Best to all,
-wolfe
March 17th, 2008 at 4:01 am - IP Man-Hash: d7a758c451ecb
Yeah, the west is screwed up but Islam aint the answer. Pakistan for example is full of brothels, but - surprise surprise - most of the prostitutes are young men. Women are off-limits, so they cope as best they can…
Commander Scott, you are right about Muslims not being fussy about skin colour, but it is only for the men. They will take anyone’s women, but their women are not allowed to breed with other races. Muslims in the past had very diverse harems. This explains the indeterminate ancestry often evident in Muslims from the Middle East. Witness Muslim immigrants to the west chasing white women. They believe white women are better, but often display contempt towards white men.
It is ironic, but the “masculine” Islam is siding with feminism because their goals are mutually compatible at the moment. They are in the deconstruction stage. Eventually they will become implacable enemies and fight for supremacy. Many women convert to Islam, and believe it liberates them. It does in a way - no more feminism.
March 17th, 2008 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: bc6ad1567a69a
Eventually they will become implacable enemies and fight for supremacy. Good. What beautifully poetic justice it will be to see women bring down an oppressive male regime.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
An entire batallion of women couldn’t bring down one man with a pistol, much less an Army, you self deluding ingrate.