Steve Wynn - Man Hero
I’m kicking off a week of articles on manly man men today. Manly man men who excel in the field of manness at all times; not only above and beyond my own man standards (mandards), but by kicking the shit out of theirs as well.
That’s what being a man is all about: surprising yourself. I surprise myself ten times a day at least.
I’ve also surprised myself by starting this week of articles on a Friday. Do you think a week of Manly Man Men could be contained in 7 days? I don’t fucking think so.
On Wednesday, Steve Wynn ripped a $139 million dollar Picasso painting he had just sold to a fellow art collector. Do you know what the first thing he said was after he ripped it?
‘Oh shit. Look what I’ve done.’
That’s 70 Man Points right there. 20 for swearing and 50 for admitting he fucked up. When men fuck up (which is rarely), they admit it right away. If a woman had ripped the painting — and I don’t know how that would be possible because no man on Earth would ever let a woman near a Picasso of that size. Women have no delicacy at all. Feel the top of your head. It’s lumpy because your mother dropped you at least once when you were a child. But if a woman had ripped the painting, this is what she would have said.
‘This painting is not ripped.’
No matter how many television crews or people will eyeballs were there to tell her otherwise. I’ve been standing by a parked car and shouting ‘Stop!’ as a woman backed right the fuck into it. You know what she said when the car ground to a halt?
‘I didn’t do that.’
The second thing Steve Wynn said after he ruined the painting was:
‘Thank goodness it was me.’
That’s 139 million man points and what launches the casino magnate into the Man Halls of Man Fame. It’s not because he’s taking responsibility, but in one sentence and over the course of five seconds, Wynn has empathized with everyone on Earth who is not him. That’s a shitload of people.
Look at that sentence carefully. Thank goodness it was me. Thank goodness it wasn’t some other non-casino owning jackass who would now have a 139 million tonne albatross of debt hanging off his neck. Thank goodness it was me, the one person who can now invalidate the sale (which he did) with no feelings of being swindled.
Steve Wynn and the would be buyer of the Picasso breathed a sigh of relief. Not because Wynn took responsibility — everyone knew he was going to do that, but because he is a man. A woman would have fucked this up and completely embarrassed herself. It happens every day.
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October 21st, 2006 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb
Don’t forget that the painting was by Picasso, who was a man. Which is key factor explaining it’s worth $139 million. If a woman had painted it, it would have been a picture of babies with cabbage on their heads, and it would have been worth as much as an equivalent amount of toilet paper, and not nearly as soft.
October 21st, 2006 at 1:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2743dcf9ed370
And if a woman ripped it she would try to blame it on a man.
October 21st, 2006 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
i have no prob. admitting when ive fucked up. and i most certainly wouldnt go so far as to blame someone else- like a man.
October 21st, 2006 at 7:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb
Well, we’re waiting….
October 22nd, 2006 at 9:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 1f4c05429802d
Good point, Diesel.
Posting here and reading this site is a fuck up, sandra. You missed that admission didn’t you, you little cow. Fuck off my website.
-Dick
October 22nd, 2006 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 68cb7479382dc
So Sandra, did you fuck up by posting on a website where it says that women aren’t allowed to post?
October 22nd, 2006 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 586867b3f82dc
That may be, however women rarely admit that they fuck up in the first place.
-Strength and Honor-
October 22nd, 2006 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
So Sandra, did you fuck up by posting on a website where it says that women aren’t allowed to post?
hm if you consider a women posting here a fuck up than yes.
October 22nd, 2006 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
then*
October 22nd, 2006 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
since dick somewhere said that women have no integrity, wouldnt that also lead one to say that women wouldnt give a shit to even deny a mistake anywho [or blame someone else for it]?
October 22nd, 2006 at 3:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f4c05429802d
sandra, that makes no sense. Grow up.
-Dick
October 22nd, 2006 at 7:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb
sandra,
Putting aside the fact that you’re not supposed to be here in the first place, not to mention the lousy capitalization and punctuation, the statement
is ambiguous. Are you saying that you wouldn’t blame a man? Or that you wouldn’t blame someone else, as a man supposedly would? I’m guessing the latter, in which case you need to use as, not like. If you’re going to say something silly, at least do it clearly.
October 22nd, 2006 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
thank you for pointing that out. i actually realized [before your mentioning and all] that it could be taken in 2 different ways. and no- i did not mean it that way. im not here to “put down” men. i was replying to “And if a woman ripped it she would try to blame it on a man.” oh, and my “capitalization and punctionation” is much better offline.
October 23rd, 2006 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 2743dcf9ed370
I am wondering if there isn’t a reason for that. Can you imagine a woman acknowledging everytime she fucks up? That would constitute never-ending streams of “Ooops, my bad” emanating from their mouths. And it would give them the perfect excuse to talk in their sleep (since they had to spend every waking moment apologising).
Are you saying that you capitalise and punctuate in your daily speech?
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb
No, she “punctionates.” Probably for about 3 weeks a month, like most women.
October 23rd, 2006 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
nah, i meant hand-written things.
October 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Damn, I missed that one.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb
punctionate (v): To deliberate for a ridiculous amount of time before finally getting to a period. See: PMS.
October 25th, 2006 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01ba0fc07f53a
rofl
Are most women just too stupid to realize how farking stupid they are or are they all just in denial? And I’m not talking a river in Egypt.
It’s the only way women can be amusing at all and then they deny it.
November 1st, 2006 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: c97811c96cf18
Oh goshhhhhhhhh ya’ll are driving me insane. Dick, I must see a photograph of your hot manliness so I can masturbate while looking at it. You’re such a manly man. You’re hot.
November 1st, 2006 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c97811c96cf18
I’m sorry Sandra. These people are really sad. I have to sympathize with them. Feel bad for them. Don’t be mean.
November 1st, 2006 at 3:04 am - IP Man-Hash: adf74f2589c44
Or better yet: go away completely.
-Dick
November 1st, 2006 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2
There would be that part Dick.
-Strength and Honor-
March 4th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Tell her to take a number Dick they all want a peice i know how it feels lol.
March 4th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d6e3596960c0
All women only comment here because they want to fuck me.
-Dick
March 4th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Hahaha. Definitely.
March 5th, 2007 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 2503e5f2d68c1
How did an article about Steve Wynn end in a comment about sex? And has everyone else missed the fact that he ripped a PICASSO painting?!?!?!?!?!
March 5th, 2007 at 7:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Feminists and women have ripped off far worse. And you can’t ‘rip off’ a painting like that. He wasn’t the first one to make deformed images.
March 5th, 2007 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That’s the bloody manly gist of it. Don’t bother your pretty little void head trying to unravel the essential meaning of the gesture.
October 5th, 2007 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: c71bb148768b6
Girls can’t beat us fair & square…so they have to play dirty.
Their recent anti-free speech, MRA censorship campaign is living proof of this.