What About Teachers, Nurses, and Bank Tellers?
Men are better than women. We all know it and I proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt in my mansterpiece Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
Men are better than women at everything and every job in life. But doesn’t that mean every job should be staffed by men? If mine and Jesus’ premise is correct (that men are better than women), shouldn’t capitalism ensure a male only workforce?
I have had the following question thrown at me on the radio by dozens of hysterically horny bitches from here to the Eastern Bloc.
“If men are better than women, why are so many women teachers, nurses, and bank tellers, you gay fag? Women are better than men at those jobs!”
The answer is simple. Teachers, nurses, and bank tellers are predominantly female because those jobs are easy, cheap, and worthless. They’re a perfect fit for women because that’s what women are: easy, cheap, and worthless.
Easy
Being a teacher is easier than being a professor. It’s also easier than training a dog, making a pizza, directing consumers to Jamba Juice, and probably easier than turning a piece of paper into a fucking sailor hat. You don’t get three months paid summer vacation for doing that. Aside from popping out a kid and then organizing a carpool for the next 16 years, teaching is the easiest job on Earth.
The easiest job on Earth is Motherhood.
If women want to teach so badly, why don’t they teach pupils who will pay to be taught? Because they can’t. No one will pay to learn math from someone who gets her taxes done at H&R Block. No one will pay to learn economics from someone who makes her husband pay for the fifth graders’ school supplies.
What life lessons do four dozen glue sticks teach?
The simplest explanation is the correct one. That’s called Occam’s Razor and if teachers taught it, they would teach themselves into a 90% pay cut.
Being a nurse is easier than being a doctor. It’s also easier than playing Q*Bert because at least in Q*Bert you have to make a decision or two. Nurses just do whatever the doctor play book says and act like they got nailed to a cross when they showed up for work.
Doctors have two things nurses never will: a penis and responsibility. Being a doctor means calling the shots and getting your ass kicked if you call them wrong. House gets sued all the time for his shenanigans. Cuddy even put aside a legal fund in addition to his salary for the sole purpose of defending him. But guess what? He saves lives. He saves lives, and not the stethoscope, the defibrillator, the MRI machine, the bedpan, the nurse, or any of the other tools a doctor uses to do his job.
Being a nurse means holding a little bit of power over sick people until they’re desperate enough to fake like they don’t want to shove a crutch up your fat ass. Take it from anyone who’s been to a hospital. Nurses are bitches. And nothing comes easier to a woman than being a bitch.
Being a bank teller is easier than going to a bar and sizing a man up for his money via a social interaction. A lady bank teller can just check the computer, get a low-cut top, and slip her phone number and ring size in with a man-millionaire’s bank receipts.
Cheap
Sex and money make men feel good. Whenever I hear about a man being “depressed”, I ask, “How much sex is he getting and how much does he get paid at work?” I have never been surprised by the answer.
“Not enough and not enough.”
Not enough.
Women, on the other hand, are black holes of happiness. The only thing women need to quench their depression is more depression. And nothing provides that like a job that requires them to balance a big fucking cross on the chip in their shoulder. If there was an Olympic event that resembled the caber toss except competitors never actually threw it and the caber was also an 18-foot-long manifestation of their delusional self-importance, men couldn’t even compete.
Nursing, teaching, and being in the service industry are that caber.
The reason there are so many women in these fields is because they’ve priced men out of the market. Women will do “shit jobs” like wiping shit off the ass of a crack addict because it makes them feel good about themselves. It titillates the motherly instinct located in their vagina and compensates for the low pay. In fact, it drives the low pay! The same goes for babysitting a bunch of juvenile shitheads who don’t want to be there, and bringing me a Long Island Ice Tea that actually has some liquor in it this time.
Women value getting treated like shit so highly, they do it professionally. Because we men have brains instead of vaginas, we need an extra 50K a year to put up with that crap.
Worthless
Teachers are overpaid babysitters. Nurses, at best, are tools for a doctor to use — during and after work.
Technology has increased to a point where it’s difficult to identify the culmination of women’s gratuitous shortcomings in today’s modern workforce. Did she miss that email because the computer “messed it up”, or because she was crying in the bathroom? Because of technology, there’s no way to know for sure without growing some balls.
Children learned more about the world from the Wii than they ever have from some teacher. Supply and demand, you little bastards. If everyone wants a Wii for Christmas and your parents are broke, fuck you. There is no greater lesson in life.
Money makes you happier.
If you think female bank tellers are worth more than the pennies that rattle around in their drawers, I have three little letters for you.
A-T-M
Manclusion
If the CIA (Cleavage Inspection Agency) was an actual job, guess what? It would be staffed entirely by men. That doesn’t prove men are better than women at looking at boobs. It just proves that men will look at boobs for free.
Men are better than women at looking at boobs though. Women can’t even look at their own boobs properly. If they don’t look 17, women aren’t happy with them.
Grow up, ladies. Your tits sure have.
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lol
i’m a chick, but this is funny
comments are irritating though
if you don’t like it don’t read it?
I’m sorry you feel that way, but I really think you should see a councilor if this is how you really feel, and not just taking the piss as I hope you are. Even if you don’t realise it, your perverted attitude could come from childhood trauma or strongly repressed desires.
My moneys on u being gay or fancying your mum, but time will tell.
Fucking idiot! Women are worth as much as men! Your so damn retarded!
Bill Gates /= Mother Theresa.
In net and/or moral value.
You seem to have a lot of hate towards women. I’m sorry that you have so much hatred in your heart and I hope that you are able to find a way to feel loved if that is what you want in life.
Did u say you have an exotic car? well then, I totally agree with everything u have said. you really are catching up…”I also don’t “CHOOSE” women I am attracted to. In exactly the same way that you don’t CHOOSE men you are truly attracted to.” It’s wise to invest on ur future and not on ur immidiate pleasure. U might not like it now, but hey it’s safe for tomorrow…it’s about time men are getting smart.
American and Canadian women are such frigid, grasping, arrogant cunts that even blow up dolls make better companions.
The overwhelming majority of women seldom have any personality worth considering; they are completely devoid of any sense of justice; they have significantly lower intelligence and creativity than men; they possess no sense of humour; they have little or no sexual passion; they are frequently bigoted and intolerant towards others, especially against the weak, the defenseless, and the hopelessly outnumbered; they are grasping and worldly, cold and selfish; they are superficial and without any internal psychological depth whatsoever; they subconsciously evaluate male worth on the basis of wallet and muscle size .
Most women are so void of any substance of character that having sexual intercourse with a woman is roughly akin to pleasuring yourself with a masturbatory aid. And we wonder why so many men choose to become pedophiles or embrace pederasty as a way of life?
@NOMANHOLE
EXCELLENT! Pleasure yourself for a change. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. When a woman tries to get away with NOT fucking you unless there is something ELSE in it for her . . . tell her she’s a WHORE right to her face, smile, tell her why, and leave immediately.
But don’t go out of your way to be “an asshole”.
That doesn’t get men laid either.
Women are super easy to deal with.
You don’t need to ACT a certain way with them,
you just need to know exactly how to REACT.
Let women do all the ACTING.
They love to play make believe and pretend all kinds of shit.
REMEMBER –>> YOU KNOW BETTER.
Menbetterthanwomen.
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Who’s bitching. I’m answering your fucking questions. I would rather you just said THANK YOU and fucked off. But since you won’t LEAVE (Men, pay attention - tell a woman to get lost and she will come back for MORE) . . . .
That’s EXACTLY what I do. Drives women fuckin’ crazy.
And guess what, they even try to call a man “selfish” for that.
I just bought myself a new exotic car to PLEASE MYSELF.
A woman would call that a “midlife crisis”.
I don’t know how the fuck pleasing myself could be called a “crisis”.
When a woman calls that a “crisis”, it’s because she’s about to loose her man.
THREE women have already recommended that I sell it.
But if I spent that money on a DIAMOND for her greedy little hand,
she would think that were perfectly sensible.
That’s why I am successful with women because I don’t give a fuck about you cunts.
I AM A MAN WHO KNOWS –>> THAT AS LONG AS PLEASURE MYSELF, MY FANTASIES WILL ALWAYS TURN OUT EXACTLY THE WAY THAT I WANT THEM TO.
Do they make those?
In 25 years I have never met ONE.
Try harder.
I also don’t “CHOOSE” women I am attracted to. In exactly the same way that you don’t CHOOSE men you are truly attracted to.
Men are not like you.
We don’t “PICK” women based on RESUME, INTELLECT, JOB, CAR, ADDRESS, SHOES etc. When I go out with a girl, I don’t care if she makes slushies at 7/11, is a stripper, school teacher, or if she’s a lawyer.
WOMEN ARE FOR ONE THING ONLY –>> PLEASURING MYSELF.
Are you starting to get it now?
Why are you addressing me like I have a fucking problem with women?? That this website is a HATE MESSAGE . . . . that I am unsatisfied . . . . that I have low self esteem. You fucking cunts haven’t got a clue . . . you ask questions . . . men give you answers and tell you to fuck off . . . you come back and prove you’re an idiot.
Fuck off this website.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
listen chris,
Why bitch if u can’t exist without women…
“Actually women (like you) make perfect sense. They attempt to improperly program males into think that BEING NICE, and SWEET, CARING, POLITE and LOGICAL will make a woman like him more. And that ‘liking him more’ will mean a man will get laid.”
where are u basing it on? If you have an arguement, make sense with correct facts…
“Women don’t get to decide which men want to pay attention to them, and what kind of attention they should get. MEN decide that. WE decide what kind of attention WE are going to pay to WHOM.”
isn’t that the first rule of capitalism? you decide whom u want to pay to and we women decide whose service we want.
“So you can stop offering up “solutions” because every man knows that giving a woman exactly what what she wants, seeks and asks for will only guarantee that she will STILL not be satisfied.”
We don’t want a man who tries to constantly please us…just concentrate on pleasing urself. Do everything right for yourself, and if u are an intelligent guy, u would choose an intelligent woman who doesn’t expect to please her. You continue choosing these dependent woman to satisfy ur low self-esteem and at the end it comes back hitting u in ur face….
Since u don’t have a solution…and that I am an intelligent woman and knows i have to co-exist with men, i will suggest a possible solution. PICK A WOMAN WHO IS INTELLIGENT, AND STOP FUCKING WITH CHICKENHEADS…IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM FUCKING CHICKENHEADS, THERE WON’T BE ANY CHICKENHEADS LEFT!!!!
@NMH- I’m sorry. You know I always wish you nothing but the best. You deserve nothing but the best! Anyone who can not see that is a BITCH. Thats it…..tell that little bitch Keb is comming after her….
@Chris, and anybody else who might give a shit: The last girl I thought would be a whore has turned out to be a whore. I have learned my lesson forever. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Women have done it to themselves. See ya.
@JMENG
Actually women (like you) make perfect sense. They attempt to improperly program males into think that BEING NICE, and SWEET, CARING, POLITE and LOGICAL will make a woman like him more. And that ‘liking him more’ will mean a man will get laid.
BUT ALL OF THAT IS A LIE, AND COMPLETELY FALSE.
SHE: “You know if you guys would just ___(fill in the blank)___
. . then MAYBE girls would ___(fill in the blank)___ ”
MAYBE??? What do you mean MAYBE???
See, woman want all that bullshit and expect us to dish it out - IN ADVANCE - so that women can be in the position to “MAYBE” decide which guy she feels like going out with, or fucking.
But it isn’t MANLY to wait (or ask) for a woman’s permission for ANYTHING.
—->>>> Women don’t get to decide which men want to pay attention to them, and what kind of attention they should get. MEN decide that. WE decide what kind of attention WE are going to pay to WHOM.
So you can stop offering up “solutions” because every man knows that giving a woman exactly what what she wants, seeks and asks for will only guarantee that she will STILL not be satisfied.
For you to shut the fuck up, and leave.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris,
alright…i guess u have already decided women don’t make sense at all. I just wish there was another alternative. But here is my question…Now you have already stated ur dissatisfaction, what do u think is the solution?
Why do you women think that??
Menarebetterthanwomen is not a “HATE” MESSAGE.
It’s just a FACT. Like the sun is gonna rise tomorrow.
It’s not called “wehatewomen.com”.
There’s a very clear difference there.
I see.
So passive acceptance of injustice is agreeable to you, is it???
Men don’t embrace UNFAIRNESS and ‘write it off’ as a total loss the way women do.
SHE: “That’s completely unfair. But I can’t do anything about it. Its the way things are.”
WRONG.
MEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
We are not OK with accepting what is UNFAIR as our reality.
That’s a woman’s angle.
Interesting.
Since when do women reward men with (and appreciate) LOGIC? There are plenty of men out there who are as logical as can be, and get absolutely nowhere with women. Why are you pretending that logic works?
For example:
If you seek a man who is smarter, wealthier, taller, stronger . . . then how can you ‘logically’ say you have a ‘PROBLEM’ with the idea that Menarebetterthanwomen . . . when women are always looking for MEN WHO ARE BETTER THAN THEM.
?
There’s some logic for ya.
Take your shitty female programming and go somewhere else.
As a nurse to hear my profession gets hammerred makes me cringe for a moment. but then i realized that this forum is full of men who got suckered by child-support and allimony. So i won’t take any offense. Nursing is a very well paid job to start with. Very flexible and very fun. Compare to 10 years schooling and 1/2 a million dollare in student debt drs have to go through, nursing is really a smart choice. Sure Doctors can give orders, so what? At the end of the day, cost-to-benefit doesn’t add up to being a nurse. There is so much opportunity for nurses out there…more than being just a doctor. If it was a laziest job….then why are so many men entring the field? So who is smarter here?
I know i am not the smartest person out there, but still i don’t think I am stupid compare to a man. I have met men who are not as an intelligent as i am and those who are way smarter than I am. Sure most women compare to men are not as logical, but catching up. We only had about 50 or so years to come out and civilize…we have come so far. But to say that all men are smarter than women really is offensive. There is a true beauty underneath of all human beings if we just don’t try to abuse one another. You are not accompalishing anything here by being so negative except hurt yourselves. It sometimes feels unfair the way things are but the only way to win is by continuing being as logical as you guys are known to be not through non-sense, hate message.
You’re right. Women prefer to be a nurse than doctor because they will have less responsabilities.
Congratulations for such a wonderful website.
I’m sorry, baby, but women who don’t know their place will have to content themselves with this
Oh really Kel??? In case you still didn’t notice, you have no clue what men like, you didn’t get even one positive response from men since you post here, Go somewhere else, where guys like you, if it exist.
More intelligent? You don’t even know how to spell the word.
If a gay man is robbed and tortured to death, everybody cries foul and calls it a hate crime, but when lesbians, who are notorious for their deep resentment of men, torture a small boy, it’s just an unfortunate incident.
No thanks, shooting fish in a barrel is not my kind of thing.
haha. its quite comical how mean are reacting to this. Is this real? You are actually saying that men are better? honestly…im not trying to say that women are better. For sure i think that we all have our place, but now in my life…all i need men for is a good lay after a long day for work. I dont think all men have mental problems. But right now i do think they are pretty fucked up! I’m not trying to threaten anyone. Just trying to make my point that im probably more intelligant than most of the men commenting about this. I’ll continue to think that until someone proves me wrong! So try…and yes this is a chance for a competition, I know that you men like that. I’ll also challenge this…I’m probably more manly than most of the men reading this right now! have a go at that.
I can’t wait to see how the next woman defends that.
“Men do it too!” “They had obvious mental problems!” “The patriarch made them do it!”
Women really shouldn’t be allowed around children.
Don’t worry. We would never suggest that you could do anything. Not us, not here.
Hah. chances of me ever seeing this guy…hopefully never! besides who said i was going to be the nurse that did anything.
Men Are Better Then Women (Paperback)
Unthinkable:
Lesbian Couple Drug, Torture and Starve Seven-Year-Old Boy
Police arrest lesbians for torturing boy, 5
Ukrainian woman planned to murder four-year-old son, sell organs
Women threating people who can’t fight back? That NEVER happens!
hahah, my friend, you are incredible.
I stumbled upon your snipits from the Dr. Phil show on YouTube and my interest was instantly sparked by your unorthodox pursuits.
After reading just two of your blogs, I was amazed at how you so accurately described my daily life, living with women!
If you have not yet written a book, you should get on that A-S-A-P because I am in the market for a new bible and to hell with anyone who looks beyond the fact that women are the reason for a man’s existence…
but that’s about it.
Caring, compassionate nurse threatens to hurt a defenseless patient.
ok. Did u really use a TV show to prove that men are better than women? wow. And to this day im not surprized by how men can be predominatly stupid. I’m currently a nursing student at the best university in america. Would you like to know how many men got into the program? 2, thats it. Until you can tell me what your bulbospongiosus is then i suggest you stop saying that you’re smarter than I. I’ll tell you now that every man that agrees with what this uneducated man has to say about women might as well die. If you haven’t yet came to the conclusion of that mighty big word i used before I’ll give you a hint right now, if you didnt have it you would be worthless, that is, even more worthless than you are now! Still don’t know, that what i thought. Its the muscle that holds your penus erect, without it, you’re right women wouldnt need you! Now, i suggest you stop using it now because no women needs a useless man. So until you come up to me and can tell me how every part of your body works i suggest you try not to tell women they are worthless. Just think, someday you might need the help of a nurse, i mean they do deliver all your meds…and well we wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to such an outstanding guy like yourself!
Sara, either you were born stupid or you make an extra effort. Either way, congrats!
Stuffgirlslike: Are you retarded? Do you enjoy pandering to the idiocy of your sisters? Or you just trying to drum up visitors for your shitty insight into celebrity news (yawn).
Why are you anti women , have they rejected you? Are you divorced or you just selling your books?
“Teachers, nurses, and bank tellers are predominantly female because those jobs are easy, cheap, and worthless. They’re a perfect fit for women because that’s what women are: easy, cheap, and worthless.”
Hello. When I read this, the first thing came to my mind was - “You obviously never have been in a need of a nurse nor a bank teller for that sake, when you look down on these people”. I believe youre not only insulting women but a whole lot of men too and I wonder how much work & life experience you have when you are so narrow minded..
And you to generalize alot, which is abit over the top. I’d love to see you speak more from a non-personal point of view.
Wow bitch, thanks for proving his point for him. See if you can understand this ok? Might. You’re. In Front. Don’t. I’m. Wouldn’t. For a single paragraph, the grammar and spelling is terrible, I could have done better when I was 8 years old, and that was BEFORE my Penis got bigger.
Dear savanna,
I agree that pointing out minor grammatical errors in order to insult someone is a bit much. One effectively proves that they’re an idiot when they make huge factual errors. Speaking of which, men are not a separate species from women. Good job furthering the already low opinion men have of your genders intelligence.
I think a lot of the problems with the education system are CAUSED by women teachers. I recently graduated, and I have to say up until high school, I had nothing but female teachers for the most part. And what happened? The work was easy, everyone passed. They gave plenty of do overs and retries…students would get good grades for doing nothing because the teacher “liked them”. Most of them aren’t there to fucking teach, they get attention and like it…why do you think so many female teachers have sex with kids?
Now the few male teachers I had were real teachers. Hardasses. Men who would give you one fucking chance to pass a test and if not they made it clear you were screwed. They too loved their students: they loved them enough not to cheat us out of an education by giving us open book tests and retakes. They expected us to have accountability, and god help you if you fucked up. They didn’t smile and give you a barely passing grade like the female teachers. No, they let you know the straight truth: you fucked up, better luck next time.
And like the female teachers, they were still friends of the kids. But the female teachers were only liked because they did the one thing women are good at: whoring out to what you want.
A dude I know with kids was a house husband for a while, because his wife said she couldn’t handle the kids so she went out to work. He loved looking after his kids and doing the housework, and said so to everyone. Woman hated him when he said that. They got really upset and even said he was lying. The wife wanted to swap back too, and made him get a fulltime job.
He knew he was being manipulated, but what could he do?
And they steal your change too, right in front of you, as though its some sort of tip owed to them.
HAW! Jewelry is entertainment for women! Women are entertained by shiny bits of metal and rocks! Hey Monkey Rape, I’ll trade you these shiny beads for your computer! Idiot.
-Rawkstah
Um, import one if you like. The divorce rate is lower for marrying imports, but it’s still pretty high. And, if you are one who gets shafted, it helps you not to know it was statistically unlikely.
From what I know, it’s not just American men but women who are leaving nursing and teaching fields. The U.S. is now hiring foreigners from poor countries to do these jobs, and many of them are men (not women). And in countries like China, where females are seen as inferior, women take up the bulk of factory work, which includes operating heavy machinery and electrical equipment.
Finally, I don’t see the difference between you and women, in the sense that they like jewelry and you like game consoles. Video games are meant for entertainment, not education. Unless you are going to claim that you learned to read and write (including your book) by playing video games, you’ll probably have to admit that you learned by reading books and by working with your hands. You’ll also have to remember that throughout much of world history teaching was dominated by men.
I work in a hospital and my mom is a nurse and I must say: this article is a big box of truth. It’s like the ark of the covenant and women opened it and had their faces melted off. My mother is the best nurse a woman can possibly be and I still won’t let her near me. I have no medical training whatsoever and I have still had to stop nurses (always women) from killing patients. Literally killing patients. All it takes is a little common sense to be an effective health care provider. But as we all know, women have little to no common sense or empathy. Should a woman be blessed with even the smallest amount of these traits, then she will subsequently be stripped of them by her female nursing instructors. It is hard to comprehend the sheer incompetance of women in any field, but especially so in nursing.
As for teachers, everyone’s favorite teachers are men. Male teachers are the only ones to give students challenging homework assignments and they never assume their students are stupid. Kids hate homework, so how do male teachers do it? They’re men. If men can build aqueducts with their bare hands, then they can make kids love to learn. Women should wait until they themselves have learned anything before donning the mantle of teacher.
Take out white and you’re completely right. Really, black women are even worse. Strong black woman my ass, always blaming something on race or sexism when it’s their oversight that did it. I know one who puts more effort into a fishfry than her own son who’s she considering putting on ritalin. Bullshit I say.
Absolutely true. White, American women suck. They are horrible. They are lazy and have this constant feeling of entitlement. They want everything and appreciate nothing. I’m done with white girls. This is coming from a white male, too. IMO, a nice imported model is the way to go. Maybe a silky Asian or a spicy unit from South or Central America? Some one who really appriciates you and what you do for them. Also the fact that they stay hotter, longer. White girls age faster than other models. Ever see a hot Asian and find out she’s 40, but looks like she’s 25? White women can be 25 and look 40! Yuck! If you want them to stay looking hot, you have to dump all kinds of $$$ into maintenance programs like boobs, lipo, facelifts, tummy-tucks, etc. Fuck that!
again long live the DICK……. ya BITCHES finaly a man that has the BALLS to say it how it is!!!!!!!
I am Chief of Design and Development for an Internet Company. I think up amazing shit for high-traffic websites, produce it, and push it into production. I can do it all single handedly - from concept to reality - I am completely self-taught (no woman on earth could EVER teach a man that shit), can design and program the backend myself, and I direct my own staff.
There isn’t a woman alive that can DO what I do.
There isn’t a woman alive that can TEACH what I do.
. . . which has EVERYTHING to do with MEN BEING BETTER THAN WOMEN.
MATT!!!! 100% TRUE!!
. . . especially the “favorite” students part.
SERIOUSLY laughing over here.
Female teachers are the worst.
Just like single Moms.
They never bring out the BEST in someone,
only the WORST.
Their methods and mentalities are like “I am going to tell you that you are crap because I am a woman and I respond to negativity and insults better. If I insult you and tell you you’re no good, you will work and try harder”.
No teacher . . . I will laugh at you for being a shitty teacher.
LOL!!!
I truly never get tired of stupid prejudice crap that women spew on this site. This quote should end it.
Quote from Muzalon: “[Women] cannot conceive that any man who is not manipulated by their pea-brained bullshit could be anything but gay, in consequence.”
Are you kidding? Thats a woman’s M.O!!!!! They try and get away with having some effect on men by saying that shit ALL THE TIME! Its up to MEN to make sure they FAIL miserably.
• If a MAN doesn’t want to fuck her (for ANY reason) - he’s “gay”.
• If a man says something she didn’t agree with (or want to hear) - then “he’s got a tiny little pecker”.
The correct thing to do when you hear (or see) a woman try and pull that “you’re gay and you have a little dick” shit, is —>> POINT AND LAUGH AT HER . . . THEN WALK AWAY AND DON’T TURN BACK.
This is NOT the reaction she is expecting. She is expecting you to be interested in PROVING that his dick isn’t tiny, and that he’s not “gay”.
Usually I will say something like:
• “Why don’t you get down on your knees and open your mouth and I will show you how queer I am.”
• “You can tell my COCK how queer I am”
• “Until you can base the whole thing AND BOTH BALLS while saying “Please cum on my face, its my first time”, no woman has any business calling a man “small”.
In my experience, she will usually be removing her own clothing in under 3 minutes,
because women RUN after men who pay NO attention to them. The more you IGNORE them, they more naked they are willing to get . . to GET MORE attention.
These are the standards that WOMEN set!!!
Just look at “Elizabeth” above!
. . . the stupid cunt do