What About Teachers, Nurses, and Bank Tellers?
Men are better than women. We all know it and I proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt in my mansterpiece Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
Men are better than women at everything and every job in life. But doesn’t that mean every job should be staffed by men? If mine and Jesus’ premise is correct (that men are better than women), shouldn’t capitalism ensure a male only workforce?
I have had the following question thrown at me on the radio by dozens of hysterically horny bitches from here to the Eastern Bloc.
“If men are better than women, why are so many women teachers, nurses, and bank tellers, you gay fag? Women are better than men at those jobs!”
The answer is simple. Teachers, nurses, and bank tellers are predominantly female because those jobs are easy, cheap, and worthless. They’re a perfect fit for women because that’s what women are: easy, cheap, and worthless.
Easy
Being a teacher is easier than being a professor. It’s also easier than training a dog, making a pizza, directing consumers to Jamba Juice, and probably easier than turning a piece of paper into a fucking sailor hat. You don’t get three months paid summer vacation for doing that. Aside from popping out a kid and then organizing a carpool for the next 16 years, teaching is the easiest job on Earth.
The easiest job on Earth is Motherhood.
If women want to teach so badly, why don’t they teach pupils who will pay to be taught? Because they can’t. No one will pay to learn math from someone who gets her taxes done at H&R Block. No one will pay to learn economics from someone who makes her husband pay for the fifth graders’ school supplies.
What life lessons do four dozen glue sticks teach?
The simplest explanation is the correct one. That’s called Occam’s Razor and if teachers taught it, they would teach themselves into a 90% pay cut.
Being a nurse is easier than being a doctor. It’s also easier than playing Q*Bert because at least in Q*Bert you have to make a decision or two. Nurses just do whatever the doctor play book says and act like they got nailed to a cross when they showed up for work.
Doctors have two things nurses never will: a penis and responsibility. Being a doctor means calling the shots and getting your ass kicked if you call them wrong. House gets sued all the time for his shenanigans. Cuddy even put aside a legal fund in addition to his salary for the sole purpose of defending him. But guess what? He saves lives. He saves lives, and not the stethoscope, the defibrillator, the MRI machine, the bedpan, the nurse, or any of the other tools a doctor uses to do his job.
Being a nurse means holding a little bit of power over sick people until they’re desperate enough to fake like they don’t want to shove a crutch up your fat ass. Take it from anyone who’s been to a hospital. Nurses are bitches. And nothing comes easier to a woman than being a bitch.
Being a bank teller is easier than going to a bar and sizing a man up for his money via a social interaction. A lady bank teller can just check the computer, get a low-cut top, and slip her phone number and ring size in with a man-millionaire’s bank receipts.
Cheap
Sex and money make men feel good. Whenever I hear about a man being “depressed”, I ask, “How much sex is he getting and how much does he get paid at work?” I have never been surprised by the answer.
“Not enough and not enough.”
Not enough.
Women, on the other hand, are black holes of happiness. The only thing women need to quench their depression is more depression. And nothing provides that like a job that requires them to balance a big fucking cross on the chip in their shoulder. If there was an Olympic event that resembled the caber toss except competitors never actually threw it and the caber was also an 18-foot-long manifestation of their delusional self-importance, men couldn’t even compete.
Nursing, teaching, and being in the service industry are that caber.
The reason there are so many women in these fields is because they’ve priced men out of the market. Women will do “shit jobs” like wiping shit off the ass of a crack addict because it makes them feel good about themselves. It titillates the motherly instinct located in their vagina and compensates for the low pay. In fact, it drives the low pay! The same goes for babysitting a bunch of juvenile shitheads who don’t want to be there, and bringing me a Long Island Ice Tea that actually has some liquor in it this time.
Women value getting treated like shit so highly, they do it professionally. Because we men have brains instead of vaginas, we need an extra 50K a year to put up with that crap.
Worthless
Teachers are overpaid babysitters. Nurses, at best, are tools for a doctor to use — during and after work.
Technology has increased to a point where it’s difficult to identify the culmination of women’s gratuitous shortcomings in today’s modern workforce. Did she miss that email because the computer “messed it up”, or because she was crying in the bathroom? Because of technology, there’s no way to know for sure without growing some balls.
Children learned more about the world from the Wii than they ever have from some teacher. Supply and demand, you little bastards. If everyone wants a Wii for Christmas and your parents are broke, fuck you. There is no greater lesson in life.
Money makes you happier.
If you think female bank tellers are worth more than the pennies that rattle around in their drawers, I have three little letters for you.
A-T-M
Manclusion
If the CIA (Cleavage Inspection Agency) was an actual job, guess what? It would be staffed entirely by men. That doesn’t prove men are better than women at looking at boobs. It just proves that men will look at boobs for free.
Men are better than women at looking at boobs though. Women can’t even look at their own boobs properly. If they don’t look 17, women aren’t happy with them.
Grow up, ladies. Your tits sure have.
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The dearies think it’s the hardest job in the world because for them it is hard.
I am actually very good with kids, even babies. But, I always talk to them like they are little adults, and it is amazing how fast they learn stuff that way. There is no cootchy-coo from me, even when they are two weeks old. Even at a few months old, they respond in a much more intelligent manner when you talk to them just as if they were intelligent adults in a small body.
Boys aren’t getting the education they need. The number of men in college has imploded. Wake up. The US is sinking, near economic collapse.
It’s time to tell a story. Back in the 80’s a man I worked with was told his 8 year old daughter needed special ed. because she couldn’t read, which is what he thought she went to school to learn. He asked her about phonics, and she had no idea what he was talking about. The dearie teachers had not bothered to tell her letters represent sounds.
He went to the school, and asked why they weren’t teaching phonics. The dearie teacher there told him phonics was obsolete. He was shocked.
He realized his son was doing fine, so he asked him about it. The boy told him. “They didn’t tell us letters represent sounds. But some of us boys got to talking at recess and we decided letters meant sounds, so we helped each other learn the sounds.”
So, clearly, the dearies deliberately stopped teaching the basic code of letters and reading, in hopes the illiterate girls’ superior pattern recognition would help them perform better then the illiterate boys, and the superior boys re-invented phonics on their own on the fly and still out-performed the girls. Hee, hee!
Men are better than women.
This also gives us a clue why the misandrists want kids raised without fathers around. When there is a father, there is a chance the father will, even if accidentally, teach the boys, and we can’t have that.
By the way, my beloved daughter, thanks to the evil male influence has a Master’s Degree, and working on the second one, though she is dyslexic. She has agreed since she was herself in Middle School that most education comes in the home. If the kids don’t get it in the home, which is usually the case when there is no father, or the father was raised by a single mom, the teacher can’t help them at all.
Judging by the quality and wisdom of the posts I’ve read on this thread, I think that the guys here have had too many “dates.”
You see, most guys, even if they’re not particularly good looking or rich, can get as many women as they want. All you have to do is induldge their silliness and treat them as though they’re the most special person in the world. Of course, men with a ounce of self-respect won’t be able to maintain such a ridiculous charade.
You are a college professor and you can’t understand three simple words: No women allowed?
Your inability to detect differences between men and women makes sense in a female oriented curriculum. Even when you stack the deck for dearies, the men still do as well as the dearies. Yep, MABTW.
A reminder, Dr. dearie, that your college, every stick and brick was built by men and almost everything in it was invented by men. It it weren’t for men, there would be no college at all.
However, let me explain what this URL is all about, since you can’t understand three simple words.
For more than 40 years, we men have been exposed to misandry 24/7. All we hear from birth is how worthless and violent we are. So, Dick is pointing out the truth. Men are not only not as bad as they are painted by people like you and your peers, but if we stop ignoring all the good men do, we quickly realize that men are better than women. Men have been kicked in the privates by women for too long, and it is time they hear the truth.
Real men, at least those who are not ignorant, do not teach, because today it is suicidal for a man to teach. The little dearies know if they get an “F” they can pretend he looked at her and his career is over, probably also his freedom.
But there is a deeper agenda there. Because Anglo-American women grow up in a repressive, puritanical ‘missionary position’ culture, they internalise a massive sense of entitlement as ‘owners’ of a scarce commodity, namely sex. They cannot conceive that any man who is not manipulated by their pea-brained bullshit could be anything but gay, in consequence. The fact that gentle, kind, traditional (and most of all, thin) foreign women are clamouring for Anglo-American men has not really hit their beaches yet.
Anglo women are finished.
wait a second, if we didn’t finish the third grade how are we nerds?
Yeowch– scathing remarks from a woman who is clearly far smarterer than I.
But I assure you, pointing out the difference between “your” and “you’re” isn’t the only thing I have managed to pick up on with my third grade education. This word “subjugative” you’re so fond of… well, I hate to break it to you, toots, but that’s not even a real word (look it up– you won’t find it). I can only assume you are attempting to use the correct term “subjugated”, which in this context would mean that men are the “submissive” “species”. Although the ending “ive” is being incorrectly used for the term “subjugate”, if the word you thought you were using meant anything, it would mean that men are “bringing others into subjugation”… and I get the feeling that’s not what you were trying to say.
But hey, don’t feel bad. Next time you’ll know better– I don’t expect women to get things right anyway.
Natalie, of course you won’t find discrepancies between the men and women in your class (you are no professor). The subject of “Education” is so easy a toddler could do it.
hi dick,
your so right, i’m a nurse..but so easy just have to do what doctor says.
but that is why it should be, because doctor is a man and smarter.
i respect doctor so much… i’m just a sexy nurse
anita
Dick you should come over to Aussie land and stop these dam nurses and teachers asking for pay rises. Why should we reward women who do fuck all for half the day, then say they are overworked pfff.
Thats why men are better than women because we get the job done no mater how hard it is.
That’s all they have, sex insults and a martyr complex. I’ve seen this from girls under 10 so I’m thinking it’s like a natural emotional defense or something against critism. I mean you expect some BS from kids, but “liek omg ur teh gay” seems like the swiss army knife of the female. Man don’t want you? “liek omg ur teh gay” Man not paying attention to you? “liek omg ur teh gay” Man telling you you’re wrong and are full of shit. “liek omg ur teh gay” Rinse wash repeat.
I am always amazed on how women love to waste their time and submit their useless points on this site. Another thing I have noticed is that most (close to all) posts by females tend to attack the sexual or relationship disposition/orientation/lifestyle/frequency of men (circumstantial ad hominem anyone?).
Why can we not believe something else but the feminist norm taught in our education system? Most of that is the category of bullshit and select sample statistics.
LMAO Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard to become one of the worlds richest…who needs teachers when you’re already a genius.
What a educated woman! All those honors and still having to use sex to insult people. Yay equality.
Also. Brett, men are a lot better at raising kids. Women always break down and start cussing the child out. Really, just look at the nearest mother you can find and watch her for awhile. Sooner or later she’ll start cursing the day the child was born. Or just look around the internet. SIDS, abortion, God telling them to kill the child, it’s a lot of bullshit. Then we have the women stuffing semen into their own children to get the dad away or just claiming rape or other bullshit. Women should not be allowed around children.
It’s funny that the only mistake you can find is your. Oh little boy, math and physics are part of education, though you’d never know since it’s doubtful you’d actually finish the third grade. You know, it’s really funny how you believe all this bullshit about women, especially since you are the subjugative species (that means we rule you bitch for the idiots too stupid to know what that mean, which makes up the majority of you). Think about it, you would do anything for us, even pretend to be better than us. I have a theory on all this. I think that you are a bunch of computer nerds who’ve never had a date, and never will.
Yeah well, it doesn’t take away from the fact that it is the easiest job in the world.
I love the way Dick has put a picture of Borders in his illustration!
Great stuff…
Mind you, apart from Professors of mathematics, physical science and advanced computing (a minority), most professional academics are fuckwits, too.