How big roughly?

LMAO. This is a top drawer piece of advice, drives them fucking batshit, actually putting the seat down show’s you’re her submissive.

She gets the bathroom so dirty whenever she uses that fucking makeup it looks like she shat on a sock and spanked the whole fucking place with it, and never cleans up. Also, she gets a lot of hair on the washbasing and blames me when it gets clogged. Same with the towels, and she cleans her cat’s litter box once a week (luckily). This is what “woman liberation” is all about: buying lots of clothes, doing nothing and not cleaning up their own shit.

Also, she uses up toilet paper, milk, cereals, etc. and it’s a fucking miracle when she remembers getting more, so I’m throwing around the stuff she leaves in the wrong places, placing the fucking litter box next to her bed and whatnot.

But never blame something on a dog, even if it’s hers. Dogs are man’s best friends.

Thanks, DallyWama.

myteethareprettierthanfeminuts

1. Always leave the toilet seat up (despite what that hog Oprah says) and if they leave it down piss on the seat.

2. If they keep leaving clothes lying around throw them away and don’t say anything. It’s funny to see them looking for that skirt that has been buried under that pile of dirty clothes for 6 months.

3. If they leave shoes sitting next to your PS3, throw them in the middle of the yard and blame it on her dog.

4. If they ask to wear your clothes tell them to piss off, they’ll just ruin them anyway.

5. When they leave a cereal bowl next to the bathroom sink, put it in her car and then act surprised. Women are gullible by nature.

6. Shedding hair like a fucking animal all over the house? Put a little Nair in her shampoo. Don’t worry fellows it only thins out, but they go an through an emotional roller coaster worrying that somethings wrong.

Of course you like men that make women laugh. That is actually biological. It is also why women are so unfunny TYPICALLY. Because they did not NEED to make someone laugh in order to get them to fuck them. But it likewise accounts for why so many men ARE so funny. We are competing for your boxes.

In any case you know you are neither over it nor do you want to be over it. You want men to be sexist because it makes you cream your panties. Women claim otherwise. But we NEVER listen to what women SAY. ONLY ALWAYS pay attention to what she DOES. Women flock to men like us and sites like these because they want to be around men like us.

If you thought about it on a biological layer, you would agree and stop trying to dispute. But, here is the thing. Women WANT to be dominated. This is why they DISAGREE WITH FACTS so often. Because then that makes men FORCE the facts onto them. Until eventually, they have to admit, even secretly, that men are right. Whereas if they just submitted and admited from the start a man’s facts were right, they would not be dominated. So it is clear that women CRAVE domination. We can see it in every walk of life.

By the way, I’m only here to ask you gentlemen what you want for dinner :P

I even laughed.

Now fuck off this website heather. :D.