Tennis Says Women Are Whores
This year, Wimbledon will be offering the same prize monies for women that they do for men. This is a first for Wimbledon, but it isn’t a first for women and bitching their way into higher pay without providing shit extra.
That’s something women do every day.
In an article I read about it, so-called experts say Wimbledon is bowing to public pressure. That’s where they lost me. In order to create public pressure, doesn’t a person have to not have anything more important to do during the day, like a fucking job or any hobbies or anything like that?
How about raising a family? No, women certainly don’t do that.
Wimbledon is paying women more for doing the same job they did last year because a bunch of fucking women used their free time to bitch about it.
Or did they?
I’m all for equality. I’m a man and I believe if you do the same job, you deserve the same amount of money. For example, if I lay some sod all over your yard, and someone else does it, but they throw some jokes in at the same time, or give you some lawn furniture and a fruit basket, then they deserve to get more money. That’s only fair.
Well here’s what fair about tennis. Women play tennis just like they play life: half-assed. Where men play championship tennis for the best 3 out of 5 rounds, women play for the best 2 out of 3. Do you know what that means? It means all women are whores.
Have any of you been to a restaurant and bar called Hooters? If you haven’t, it’s a place that sells not very good food. With that description, you might be surprised to find a plate of hot wings going for just as much as it would some delicious elsewhere. In fact, hot wings might be a little more at Hooters.
Oh did I forget to mention the waitresses at Hooters are busty and always wearing something skimpy? Because that obviously affects the price.
It’s the same in tennis. Women are doing the same job they did last year, which is half of what tennis men do. If they’re getting paid just as much — if their hot wings are just as much as the hot wings you’d buy from a male waiter — then it must be because of the sex appeal.
That’s exactly why there aren’t two separate minimum wages: one for men and one for incompetent jackasses. You can’t say one is for men and one is for women because that’s sexist. Women bring skimpy outfits and whorishness wherever they go and that’s factored into every cent they make; from cashier, to waitress, to tennis super star.
I’m proud of Wimbledon for finally equalizing the sexes. Tennis stars like Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova have been proving for years that being a great female tennis champion takes more than working a racket and using your footwork. It also takes a hot ass.
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February 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Well if they are going to get paid the same they need to play in the nude or at least in a bikini. And of course older dykes need not apply.
Equality is a bad joke.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Golden quote! I will remember that one for as long as I shall live.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: d9e9927f96986
They won’t even try to justify it as it’s assumed that the “privilege princesses” automatically deserve it just for being there.
February 24th, 2007 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
A man ranked 999 in the world can still destroy a women ranked 1 in the world.
February 24th, 2007 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e1e29dc55ffc
I found this after after a typo “suan polgar”.
For second I thought it was a mildy amusing parody.
Then I discovered it actually a home for sad, pathetic, victims. And unmanly ones at that.
Keep living in fear boys. Hope it works out for you.
February 24th, 2007 at 10:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 91d6958044e85
Living in fear?
We are educating men here about how much more super mega mecha awesome we are compared to women!
February 24th, 2007 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51acec99f633b
Nigel’s the one living in fear of the truth.
February 24th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You lying slut! I typed in ’suan polgar’ in yahoo and google, and searched the first 100 websites that showed up and mabtw did not appear in any of them.
If you really think that claiming that you were looking up information on Susan Polgar makes you seem smart, then you’re wrong. To make things worse, you’re using a moniker to have us believe that you’re a man. But then again, deceit is a major characteristic of your gender, so then this type of behaviour should be expected from you.
February 24th, 2007 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e3a9418b4fd6
dick
this is one of the best articles ever written on this website.
5 stars you motherfucker.
February 25th, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 01a20e479e2d2
Appreciated, Jp.
-Dick
February 26th, 2007 at 12:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Dick, you bastard, this is a good one.
It IS true. Give a woman a job the same as a man’s, MOST cannot do it. ESPECIALLY not TRUE labor, digging a damn ditch, shooting that fucker that stole your shit (they call the cops, not me buddy), etc.
And, with a little tit showing, ass shaking, they can make more than I and be 100% worse at it. Amusing, but inherently sad.
I do so love women bosses. They spend more time talking and finding men to run their shit than anything else. True beauty of a lazy mind, have someone else do it for lower pay while they do jack shit. At least a MAN boss will have that cool Playboy calender on the wall…………..
Remember Rome? Oh yes, the most powerful men in that empire happened to be………..women, who were not allowed shit, but did it FOR their husbands. Leave it to a man to go whoring and the wifey to run the bullshit, I like that idea. At least the man gets something out of the marriage.
Equality equally sucks for equally everyone. I am so glad that I am a man forced to cater not to only male dickheads who I tell out loud I will kill them and their fucking genetically damaged children when they piss me off, but NOW I get the chance to cater to women who are as piss poor at their job as these stupid fucking dudes, and above all, society says I have to be “nice” no less. FUCK!
Basically, I guess if everyone equally sucks this would change. Well, as fucked up as it is, I think we will get our chance to see this happen………
March 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cb3220710912
Don’t you think it’s kinda womenly to sit around bitching about women? I think a real man would recognize the fact that all women are usless tits and accept it. By getting all worked up about women you are showing me and other real men that you can’t handle them.
You sit around bitching a moaning like the stupid cunts you say your better than. And you call yourself a man
March 18th, 2007 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: fbd917ff5f44a
Me thinks that you are full of shit.
March 18th, 2007 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: beb45cf96ade1
No but I think you’re a piece of fucking trash.
March 18th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: beb45cf96ade1
Gorilla Man, what the fuck are you talking about?
I agree with the legalization of prostitution since women suck at everything else except having sex for money.. but Rome run by women.. preposterous.
Outside Sparta and Macedonia during Philip/Alexander, Rome was a paradise of patriarchy. Men weren’t whoring and letting their wives run anything. They where whoring and running everything at the same time. Because men are better at multitasking than women too.
March 19th, 2007 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
In my homecountry prostitution is legal (Denmark). This is really great, as long as you have all the papers, and are registered properly, any girl can actually prostitute themselves.
The problem is, that it does’nt really help much. Still a huge percentage of all women that are prostitutes in our country does’nt register themselves to the authorities - so they get arrested anyway for not paying taxes.
There is simply no boundaries to how lazy and deceitful these women are.
March 19th, 2007 at 3:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
The fact that prostitution is legal here in Denmark brings about some funny stuff though.
Only a couple of weeks ago, several male magazines advertised that their next contest would be named “WIN A WHORE!”, directly translated.
The contest was of a regular design, but the prize was somewhat different. “Win half an hour of anal sex with Laura! Worth 1500 kr”, it said.
Of course the feminists in the government made all hell break loose, and accused the several magazines for being “grotesque”, and “Undermining the women that wants to participate in the contest”. They did so in the media.
The next day, however, Laura and the other prostitutes threw all the accusations back to where they came from. They said they were tired of being publicly mentioned as victims, and that they chose participating in the contest freely, because it gave them a great advertisement oppertunity. In other words - it was good for their business, and the feminists were destroying it.
I had a great deal of fun reading that controversy.
March 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6545d23cd19c2
I am a full supporter in promoting legal prostitution.
Why would I waste time and money on dating if I could just have safe sex with a professional?
I don’t take my car to some person who reads Car Magazines.. I goto a mechanic!
If I was single I would be getting to know a legalized brothel and never date again.
Too risky otherwise.
You think some easy slut at a bar is worried about spreading her diseased labia for any man that buys her enough booze to get her home?
A legal prostitute has to make sure she’s clean.. or her income stops.
Imagine how careful a woman would be that is concerned about her income?
I welcome the future of legal prostitution… I believe that whenever this law was passed to make it illegal was created by jealous women trying to keep each other down.
March 19th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Or they want to force men to buy the old cows.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e21644fa93b3
I don’t know what to say about you people other than….get a life!!!!
May 28th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Get lost.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 42538869d69fe
Adrian is a girl’s name.
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1311f1ae947b5
To all you fucking sexes men who are just upset because women are paving the way for equality…dont be mad because you cant get it up…and the only way you feel justified is to bring women down….Are you people so shallow and ignorant to accept change for the better..I would love to see your mothers reactions to the way you view women…It saddens me…You all are pothetic….Go ahead and believe that men are better…go ahead and close your eyes to the millions of issues and conflicts that have been man made….I bet you a 999th ranked women player would wipe the fucking floor with you all…..To say that women are only succussful through whoring themselves….that is more ridiculous then this site youve created….I’m proud to be a man…dont get me wrong…but I’m not blind….nor am scared like all you cowards…so when you have your next women haters meeting…dont forget….that everyone else…is laughing at you
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e8941148d50c
‘David’, your tampon needs changing.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: db25bd4e9e058
Ok “David” that shit is comedy gold.
I come here for the articles but stay for the retards impaling themselves on …themselves.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 76f7ef671bcfa
They are prostitutes.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Cute, beta.
December 26th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
You missed the point fool, that’s obviously why you’re a Beta. Come back when you’ve read more of the site and you understand it’s true purpose.
I’ll give you some provisional credit and assume you still have the balls to make that decision without “asking your wife” first. Time will tell.
December 26th, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Girly-girls need to work on their transsexual tendencies. They’re always trying to awkwardly impersonate men - what in the fuck is it with girly-girls and just sucking at life in general? And… it gets better:
Someone is a lying little whore who needs a good punch in the mouth to remind her that she is not superior to me.
The bitches here need to understand that nobody feels sorry for them - they are privileged and pampered at our expense, so there is nothing but well-earned contempt and judgment here.
Remember, cunt: Today is the worst day of your life. Every day you get older, uglier, less desirable, and less valuable in general as my talents and skills become honed and sharpened. Tie that in with the coming bloody revolution coming your way, and I’d say you might want to shut the fuck up like we’re all telling you to, sweet-tits.
April 6th, 2008 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: eac99aab06f19
Except that he’s figured out a way to make money from ranting about women. If you look at it a different way, he’s doing something men have been doing for years, selling women for money. I believe that makes him a pimp, not a bitch. Sure he’s only selling his thoughts on women, but they are at the center of his money making scheme.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d
April 20th, 2008 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d
Dude you got to be fucking joking.