Tennis Says Women Are Whores
This year, Wimbledon will be offering the same prize monies for women that they do for men. This is a first for Wimbledon, but it isn’t a first for women and bitching their way into higher pay without providing shit extra.
That’s something women do every day.
In an article I read about it, so-called experts say Wimbledon is bowing to public pressure. That’s where they lost me. In order to create public pressure, doesn’t a person have to not have anything more important to do during the day, like a fucking job or any hobbies or anything like that?
How about raising a family? No, women certainly don’t do that.
Wimbledon is paying women more for doing the same job they did last year because a bunch of fucking women used their free time to bitch about it.
Or did they?
I’m all for equality. I’m a man and I believe if you do the same job, you deserve the same amount of money. For example, if I lay some sod all over your yard, and someone else does it, but they throw some jokes in at the same time, or give you some lawn furniture and a fruit basket, then they deserve to get more money. That’s only fair.
Well here’s what fair about tennis. Women play tennis just like they play life: half-assed. Where men play championship tennis for the best 3 out of 5 rounds, women play for the best 2 out of 3. Do you know what that means? It means all women are whores.
Have any of you been to a restaurant and bar called Hooters? If you haven’t, it’s a place that sells not very good food. With that description, you might be surprised to find a plate of hot wings going for just as much as it would some delicious elsewhere. In fact, hot wings might be a little more at Hooters.
Oh did I forget to mention the waitresses at Hooters are busty and always wearing something skimpy? Because that obviously affects the price.
It’s the same in tennis. Women are doing the same job they did last year, which is half of what tennis men do. If they’re getting paid just as much — if their hot wings are just as much as the hot wings you’d buy from a male waiter — then it must be because of the sex appeal.
That’s exactly why there aren’t two separate minimum wages: one for men and one for incompetent jackasses. You can’t say one is for men and one is for women because that’s sexist. Women bring skimpy outfits and whorishness wherever they go and that’s factored into every cent they make; from cashier, to waitress, to tennis super star.
I’m proud of Wimbledon for finally equalizing the sexes. Tennis stars like Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova have been proving for years that being a great female tennis champion takes more than working a racket and using your footwork. It also takes a hot ass.
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Don’t you think it’s kinda womenly to sit around bitching about women? I think a real man would recognize the fact that all women are usless tits and accept it. By getting all worked up about women you are showing me and other real men that you can’t handle them.
You sit around bitching a moaning like the stupid cunts you say your better than. And you call yourself a man
Dick, you bastard, this is a good one.
It IS true. Give a woman a job the same as a man’s, MOST cannot do it. ESPECIALLY not TRUE labor, digging a damn ditch, shooting that fucker that stole your shit (they call the cops, not me buddy), etc.
And, with a little tit showing, ass shaking, they can make more than I and be 100% worse at it. Amusing, but inherently sad.
I do so love women bosses. They spend more time talking and finding men to run their shit than anything else. True beauty of a lazy mind, have someone else do it for lower pay while they do jack shit. At least a MAN boss will have that cool Playboy calender on the wall…………..
Remember Rome? Oh yes, the most powerful men in that empire happened to be………..women, who were not allowed shit, but did it FOR their husbands. Leave it to a man to go whoring and the wifey to run the bullshit, I like that idea. At least the man gets something out of the marriage.
Equality equally sucks for equally everyone. I am so glad that I am a man forced to cater not to only male dickheads who I tell out loud I will kill them and their fucking genetically damaged children when they piss me off, but NOW I get the chance to cater to women who are as piss poor at their job as these stupid fucking dudes, and above all, society says I have to be “nice” no less. FUCK!
Basically, I guess if everyone equally sucks this would change. Well, as fucked up as it is, I think we will get our chance to see this happen………
Appreciated, Jp.
-Dick
dick
this is one of the best articles ever written on this website.
5 stars you motherfucker.
You lying slut! I typed in ’suan polgar’ in yahoo and google, and searched the first 100 websites that showed up and mabtw did not appear in any of them.
If you really think that claiming that you were looking up information on Susan Polgar makes you seem smart, then you’re wrong. To make things worse, you’re using a moniker to have us believe that you’re a man. But then again, deceit is a major characteristic of your gender, so then this type of behaviour should be expected from you.
Nigel’s the one living in fear of the truth.
Living in fear?
We are educating men here about how much more super mega mecha awesome we are compared to women!
I found this after after a typo “suan polgar”.
For second I thought it was a mildy amusing parody.
Then I discovered it actually a home for sad, pathetic, victims. And unmanly ones at that.
Keep living in fear boys. Hope it works out for you.
A man ranked 999 in the world can still destroy a women ranked 1 in the world.
They won’t even try to justify it as it’s assumed that the “privilege princesses” automatically deserve it just for being there.
Golden quote! I will remember that one for as long as I shall live.
Well if they are going to get paid the same they need to play in the nude or at least in a bikini. And of course older dykes need not apply.
Equality is a bad joke.