The 300 Is Twice As Sensitive As I Am
After seeing The 300 again, I’ve decided on what I find to be manliest feature of this film.
Anything a man needs to decide can be done in a maximum of five days. Men are better at deciding than women and I’ve just demonstrated this — with gusto. Women will spend six, ten, sometimes they spend their entire fucking lives deciding on the easiest of shit. And worse yet, after they’ve decided and done it, they’ll spend their entire lives re-deciding!
Then they’ll protest in front of abortion clinics. How silly.
The manliest part of The 300 is that the movie gives women a chance to shine.
Giving women the chance they don’t deserve is part of being a man. It’s our Nature of Nurture as I like to call it — with a term I have just at this very moment coined. Giving women the gentle slap on the ass they need comes with the penis, fellows and gentlemen. And you better take it because you can’t leave it. There’s no Returns Counter at the Penis R Us. There’s also no technical support line, no manual, and no amount of injected estrogen in the world could malfunct your manliest tool of all.
Your man brain.
Just like the other manliest film of all time, Doctor Strangelove, The 300 has only one female character. Men are tempests of emotion and character, as you all know. We are deeper than 20,000 leagues and the limit of our excellent is unbound. We could be kicking your ass at one moment and then helping you clean yourself up the very next, thoroughly disgusted at the state of you, but giving you a second chance also for some reason.
We’re fucking sensitive. Men are more sensitive than a skinned cat in a lemon juice factory.
Women, however, have only one dimension. That’s why The 300 is so manly. It doesn’t waste a bunch of my fucking time on ten lady characters who are all the goddamn same and are going nowhere. In The 300, women are given the most fair and unbiased treatment they have ever been given on film. The key word there is given; a man gave it to them.
I’m talking about The Queen of Sparta here, who by even my account is nearly fuck up free.
Nearly.
The 300 shows what happens to the world physically when there’s no men around. Everything gets fucked up by an invading army of bad ass dudes. More importantly, The 300 shows what happens to women emotionally when there’s no men around.
They have no fucking idea what to do.
I can only think of four words when I imagine a woman on her own trying to make a decision:
Panic, at, the, disco.
I heard that band name on the radio earlier and it stuck in my head. It’s literally all that comes to mind. But in all seriousness, women are just as much a disaster under the weight of a dilemma as they are under the weight of a Jeep full of fat guys. The Queen of Sparta was nearly fuck up free because she did everything a man told her to do. Except when she fucked that dude. He didn’t actually tell her to do that. He just insinuated.
That’s her fuck up.
Women take their entire lives to make decisions because someone went and convinced them they can think for themselves. Right. I don’t ask my clock what time it is. I tell it what time it is. The damn thing just keeps track for next time.
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i really respect this guy he just states what most men think but too scared to say out allowed. I dont hate women but i think they have a different role to play in life then men as they can not do half the stuff men can do or as efficiently. Btw that women on Dr Phil show, the fat one omg i laughed for ages great comeback!
To hell with five day decisions. In the samurai philosophy of Bushido, a man should make a decision within the span of seven breaths. That’s manly.
Tsk. What’s really irking you is that the only way you’re going to get any male attention (which thing you crave) is by being a porn star.
Anything else you do to improve or enhance yourself, is just for yourself.
“They don’t care, they don’t care…” run for Kleenex now.
“The men were men, and the women were pretty much men as well”
Why don’t you quit laughing (it’s only cute when chimps do it in that fashion), and realize-men would be much happier on this earth if women could instintively become a clone of them at any given moment. That would be truly helpful, useful-the ultimate assistant. Why is Stepford such a bad place? You’re just scared.
Whoa! Out of respect for our host and such, why give an opportunity to get shut down for being serial killer?
She’s got you down at her level, hit the binders.
men are sensitive and emotional
If you a woman, why dont you say it to ANY one of these guys in real life? You get ass-fucked. Thats simple as that. Dont talk so much crap about us being faggots and “wanting us to prove it”. You want a fuck or something… attention whore?
PS: A whore or faggot kept man telling people how the Spartans lived is like Paris Hilton telling the world to live chaste and clean.
Arrogant, ignorant, and doozy as fuck.
Doubt is going to assfuck you into place.
I hope you get bitten by the “Fuck-off” bug pretty soon.
PS
Real men feel only a great respect and admiration of women. You have obviously been bitten by the Greco-Roman homosexual bug! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Better is a word which requires a fair game. Games are inventions of men to test ones worthiness in a hunting pack. Therefore competitiveness is a quality derived for masculine rank. In simple terms; You feel it is necessary to compare your apples to oranges. A biological sign that male homosapiens show when they have been socially dominated or abused their whole lives. You feel weak, and are afraid of other men. So you try to latch on to the group Man. This is because you feel unworthy. You feel an instictual need to challenge women as a recourse. You think you have better chances of dominating. In turn, if I were super empathic I would say a woman dominated you anyways. Now your burning up inside. Anger would only prove this to be true. But that is how you feel, don’t you?
Even Spartans knew that!
Castigation is the tool of a weak mind.
I think that was an excellent post. Really, I must rub this in. Female, your purpose on this site is to make some “kind of point”. Now, you can moan and bitch about how there is a need for equality blah blah and no one will care but the truth is there: Men are better than women.
In what? In every.fucking.thing. It doesnt matter how much women are becoming managers, becoming teachers etc. It doesnt fucking matter. The only reason the fem-nazi rave about it is because women ARE the special olympics. If a man scales mount everest, fuck, he is just another of several hundred other men who have done it. If a women does it, wow, its suddenly “news worthy”.
get the point? I dont mind protecting and defending women which will come in due course when i answer the call of national service. However, its women like you feminists which makes me want to rethink my earlier commitment. Stop whining and bitching. Be better than us if you can - As a gender collectively.. you cant even beat an average guy so lay off some of the more enlightened men on this site.
He already had a perfectly good wife. Last thing he wants is some clumsy, strident Aussie skank ruining his manly demeanor.
You even got his name wrong, you dozy bint
Female, the 300 (manliest film of the year so far) was based on the comic version by Frank Miller, not true events.
‘ Course, You could have looked that up before running your mouth off yet again, at a place you’re not welcome.
Finally, you’ve said something that makes sense.
Not really considering most women are completely crap in bed.
1st off, what the fuck is Love Actually? 2nd, that “human crustacean” as you so elloquently put it, was a real person, highly fictionalized obviously. 3rd, Persians at the time actually used those animals in war. Finally, the movie was supposed to be fiction based on real events, not a fuckin documentary. Anybody with half a dash of any knowledge about ancient Greece could appreciate the movie, even several historians… which did.
As for Blood Diamond, I havent seen it, but you said it’s good, so im guessing it probably fucking sucks.
I’ve seen 300 now. It’s really fucking great. The slowmotion, the insane spearmoves, and the testestorone.
Three things: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
This is for the woman who was hither-to speaking….”Shut the fuck up, Bitch….I will stab you to death and then play around with your blood.”
:)
Female, usually when you make snide remarks their humor is contingent on having some truth in them.
However, since only half-men ex-prison inmates who you frolic with wear or buy jewelry for themselves, it’s not relevant and further demonstrates your severe case of estrogen retardation.
Criticism as in helpful comments not just bashing it.
Again with the incomprehensible. SonyAD and beers + typing = wtf
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Again, what review you chose to quote reflects your own ignorance.
My supposed alcoholic impairment is of no consequence.
Rather I could claim that about you, if I didn’t know better.
- Above & Beyond - Air for life
I found her text here very hilarious because just before that:
I find that hypocritical.
Again with the incomprehensible. SonyAD and beers + typing = wtf
I don’t understand what the most positive person on Earth, who loves all movies and TV shows (including obviously Oprah) because he has clearly never criticised any in his entire life (otherwise his advice is pretty hypocritical) is doing here.
sots, you tell me.
What’s it like to be such an ignorant nagging bitch that you have to buy yourself your own useless pomp?
,My point still stands.
Finally, you’ve said something that makes sense.
Female, your source, fellow cockatoo, misnamed Xerxes.
You go, grrrl!
I get my pink diamonds from the Argyle mine sots, one can still be a materialist yet socially conscious.
Since you’re a materalist whore who would never dream of freeing African slaves from their submission to you’re shiny coal stone industry..
I’m guessing that you like Blood Diamond for closet-homosexual environmental fear monger Decaprio.
What sort of film shall I make? A porno? Remember, I’m a woman and not much good for anything else.
Ive seen more reviews that say its filled with manliness and at least 8 out of 10. Female, make a film before you criticize it.
As a man once said: It is easier to tear down then to build
Movie Review
I have seen the 300. Can anybody spell disappointment? Did they need the human crustacean or the goatman? I don’t think so. Why include them? Just to show the production house’s gee whizz FX skillz? Probably. They didn’t need the rhinocerous or the elephants either. Had the story been more historical and less flash it would rate more than 1.5/5, however, ’tis not to be.
King Leonardis - Call me sometime.
David Wenham - Better as a Spartan than as Faramir.
Xerces - Is that Karl from Love Actually? What happened?
Basically this move only rates 1.5 because of the biceps and triceps. It should be renamed 300 sixpacks.
Blood Diamond
8/10
See it.
No but I have seen a doll for little girls which actually piss.
Anyone here ever tried caffeine soap?
It’s best not to argue with fools. and being a man we are mentally incapable of being foolish so we know who this points to. don’t argue with women or you’ll lose because we have a need to make sense, its in our declaration of mandependance.
Kindly take your own advice.
Thus the truth is known.
No, now kindly shut up.
Are there still females here? The main page reads very clearly, “No Women Allowed”. By refusing to follow directions and being a general pain in the ass, you do nothing but further demonstrate the validity of every manpoint Dick has been kind enough to write down…not that any other substantiation was required. Now piss off already.
Empathizing? Only with other dumb cunts. They even empathize when women kill their babies. Todays women are sick.
Camiles Paglia is correct. Women are worthless and can’t do anything without screaming for help.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…show ONE area where men are NOT superior to women, you dumb bitch. Even in stereotypically feminine professions, like cooking, men are better than women. The World’s best chefs are all men. This is also true whe it comes to fashion stylists, etc. Why are sports segregated by gender? Because even an average male would handle an Olympic-level female athlete her ass to her. Try to uderstand this, cunt: the “talent” of your gender is nothing more than the ability to manipulate and deceive people. The female brain only excels at empathizing. That’s it and nothing more. Even the feminazi, Camille Paglia, once commented that:
“If all Humans were female, we’d still be all living in caves, making lots of eye contact and socializing.”
Too bad for you, huh?
Why should we care to discuss anything with a misandrist bitch with no brains at all who is bad company and makes lame conversation?
Help me Female! I see nekked women and want to fuck Tiff Lacey.
Save me, don’t let me burn!
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Not many areas. Just everything. From driving to polymorphism.
- Timo Maas - Shifter
I have come to the conclusion that for some of the misogynist punks on this website, it is far easier for their tiny brains to construct a rude post towards myself than it is for them to consider and discuss the areas in which men are better than women. Or maybe there simply are not that many areas.
FEMtrol, It really seems ignorant to hang out where you are not wanted.
You must be use to it everyone you go.
You continue proving that women are only a pain in the ass.
It is so natural!
wow, such big words from a little man.
No one cares you fucking whore.
Oh, sorry blackmage, but I actually do want to see this movie. I’m sure I’ll love the visual FX, slow motion fight scenes, buff manly bodies AND also get to have a great laugh.
I really must see this movie.
Hell, the fact that female DOESN’T just makes me want to see it even more. If she doesn’t like it, it HAS to be good.
As insane as it seems, things were pretty damn insane back then anyway. Sparta was a rough place to live. If you weren’t deemed suitable for society shortly after birth, you were left on a hillside to die.
Once boys hit a certain age, they were sent off to train to be warriors, where they would get the endless shit kicked out of them day after day.
I would expect nothing less than to use blatant neck-vein screaming and chest-thumping in a film centered around that culture.
They lived for war. The men were men, and the women were pretty much men as well.
The Persians at the time were fuck-all intimidating as well. The size of the army coming into Greece was literally larger than many of the city-states. If I remember correctly, the army outnumbered the entire population of Athens (hence the need for some Spartan badassery).
The Persian immortals were probably the most intimidating of them all. Trained to fight silently, their faces totally masked.
As overly dramatized as the movie may be, seeing a wall of silent soldiers charging at another wall of screaming, taunting Spartans is a recipie for an epic battle.
It became a legend then, and it has remained so to this day.
It was an important moment in the history of Western civilization, and I’m very interested to see just how exaggerated and crazy this mantastic film must be.
She does a good job of it.
Female only comes here to remind us that most women are only a pain in the ass.
And if we are, its her own fault for visiting the fucking site.
Leave it to a woman to get off on trying to bring other people down and bashing their interests. No one is attacking you, so shut the fuck up. It’s only polite.
B_Burl completely misunderstood the movie. I thought that would be impossible but I guess if you have shit for brains, you just might.
Precisely my rationale, Dakota. My thanks.
Female, had you been a young woman during Nazi Germany, there is precisely no doubt in my mind that you would have been a bleating sheep precisely the way you are today. Since Feminism didn’t exist in that place and time, you’d've no doubt substituted it for some other fashionable pseudo-philosophy.
Note, by the way, that this was precisely how the Nazis took over. They convinced enough gullible sheep that the Nazi pseudo-philosophy was real.
Given your occasional ranting about having men castrated or killed based on some moronic Feminist pseudo-theory, I have no doubt that you’d've made a fine little Nazi girl.
Are you addressing your hitler comments to me? Had I been a young woman in Germany during the Hitler years no doubt I would have been killed rather than have had voted for him Sonyad, so your remarks are not appreciated.
ballot*. But that works too.
I’d bet my sanity you would’ve fallen head over heels for Hitler. Tripped over yourself to the ballet box for him.
Seriously.
I’ve just skimmed a little over the ending of the older movie.
Clearly, not without reason.
I’ll watch the 1962 version first, tonight.
Female, the opinions you choose to recite (more like cherrypick) reflect poignantly on your own meagre character and ignorance.
Pages of mainly exultant 10/10 reviews on imdb (seems not all wannabee and self appointed ‘film critcs’ are mentally defective) and you eclectically cite only the reviewers whose glaring inanity you concur with:
I shall expand more after I see both movies for myself when I’ve time later today.
Once again, with showcase the results of your thought resembling patterns of neural activity in all their splendid incompetence.
Go watch ‘Pride & Prejudice’ with fellow ladies ‘B_Burl’ and ‘Soujiro’, why don’t you?
Actually I didn’t like the way the Persians were depicted. But I suppose Hollyweird needs to take liberties with this film, especially since its based off a graphic novel anyway. So I guess it’s acceptable.
But King Xerxes is surely turning in his grave.
Damn. This movie again? Obviously a slow week, although there seems to be some kind of subplot involving a pregnancy going on. Congratulations. Hope it is a girl.
Here are some reviews from the always informative IMDB which some may find of interest.
I quite like this one.