The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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December 11th, 2005 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 6548eaf963ef8
Women are selfish self centered creatures by nature, and this works against their sexual satisfaction in the end. In order to have great sex BOTH partners have to be generous with one another. Not just the man.
Many times before I ate my ex’s pussy out (the money grubber) but do you think she reciprocated ? Nothing at all back in return to say thank you for the mind blowing orgasm you just gave me.
I got tired of that shit real quick, and I stopped going down on her. Which pissed her off real bad, not that I care. The last thing I knew about her sex life was she was paying some black teenage guys to service her, ha ha. Hope she gets AIDS or other STD’s for being a chimp fucking whore :) LMFWAO !!
February 20th, 2007 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: c62f8dc0940a6
I still think the female orgasm is a myth.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee4ce24d3e0c5
Preposterous. If that were true women wouldn’t fuck poor thugs who get them off while hubby works all day.
However, it would be nice if the female orgasm were a myth, because then at least rich men could be secure with their wife. Not that it benefits a lower class peasant like myself.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
I think it isn’t a myth. It is possibly rare, but not a myth. What about when a woman ‘wet’ or something and all that sex talk etc.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I never said that women can’t get turned on. I just said that they do not orgasm. The wetness is just there to facilitate the entry of the penis into her haddock scented hallway.
An orgasm, however, is solely the domain of the man, similarly to the way childbirth is the domain of women.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
female “orgasm” is a myth. I mean look at the myriad of theories that are out there, all claiming to be experts of the female “orgams”. How many of those orgasm theory are directed at men? none. That’s because orgasm is naturally manly, we don’t need anyone to tell us how to get off. It is so ludicrous that many women have been fooled into believing that crap. Get over it women, you will never have orgasm because you are not men.
Why are women so gullible?
April 29th, 2007 at 7:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Hey, if you wanted to enjoy sex, you should have been born male.
That’s a simple answer for everything they moan about. It doesn’t tire your man-mind out so it remains refreashed and vitalized for some man-business.
And to which they reply,
“So you choose your gender?”
And you say,
“Why not? You seem to think girls are so great. No (many things women lack), no problem, right?”
I’ll need to try that sometime. It’s good to be anti-conformist. I’m not insecure and I don’t have to go around agreeing with what imbeciles and cowards spurt. If someone says something looks gay and I can’t see anything femine about it, the first thing I do is try it out. I am throughly de-conditioned and I love it.
April 30th, 2007 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Thank you. Finally some of you have begun to see the light and to realise that there is no such thing as a female orgasm. Gentlemen, please, go forth and spread the word. We need to get rid of this myth, and by doing so we will put a boot in the huge ass called feminism.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
Hah! geestelijke flatulentie!
April 30th, 2007 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
How can women be fooled into believing they’re having an orgasm? For one thing, any psychological or physiological study support its existence. For another, common sense would tell you that one tends to know the feeling when they experience it.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Women wouldn’t know orgasm if it slap them on the face. What reinforces the fact that it’s a myth is that ” hidden orgasm ” bullshit.Why in the world would an orgasm be hidden? Common sense will tell you not to believe people who have no idea about what they are talking about. For instance, How many times have you heard about women faking it? how many times have you heard the pseudo experts say that women thought they experience orgasm but they didn’t? For goodness sake, people can not even agree on what female orgasm is, so how can any women know what it feels like? and you excpet us to believe that shit?
April 30th, 2007 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eda3a6f67ec70
Alex, it’s surprising what women will believe.
For instance, you believe if you stay here unwelcome long enough that someone will accept you and you will change them for the “better”.
But in actuality no one listens to anything you say and if you were to be struck by lightning and we found out we’d all laugh.
April 30th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
@ SotS- I stay here unwelcome because the site is disturbing. It demonizes women, ALL women, regardless of their behavior. It isn’t a critique of feminist attitudes, or slutty behavior, or bad mothers, or any other behavior within one’s control that could be legitimately criticized. I believe Dick said somewhere, “Feminism isn’t the problem, women are the problem”. They’re called leeches if they stay at home with the kids and they’re called incompetent if they go to work. Useless if they won’t fuck you and a slut if they do. It has nothing to do with how a woman behaves, it’s just a condemnation of women. That in and of itself is disturbing, but then you have Billy’s lovely refrain of “women are unworthy of life” and your constant threats of violence, along with violent remarks by more random posters, plenty of claims that “rape isn’t that bad”, and some facts that are just flat-ou incorrect, and then this site becomes extremely disturbing. It’s the internet, you have the right to say whatever you want, but you can’t expect that it’ll go uncriticized.
Some of this site could pass as interesting commentary, and I realize that a portion of it is hyperbole for humor, but it still crosses a line. Show me any site that truly demonizes men to THIS extent and allows fairly consistent talk of violence to them, and I’ll gladly piss off the people on that site as well.
April 30th, 2007 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Fellow men, ignore the detractor and let us get to work. Spread the word, reveal the truth, expose the lies, give feminism the boot!
April 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Let me see… I’ll just type that into the search engine… wow, that’s a lot. Why don’t you just mozy on to… all 134,152,194 of those sites and give those whores a piece of your mind. I’m sure they’d love to hear it.
See:
militant feminism
(any other oxymorons for the day?)
April 30th, 2007 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
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Guess I’m just a proud, chauvinist phallocrat.
- nerd - blue crush soundtrack - rockstar
April 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
The SCUM Manifesto is disgusting, and much worse than this site, but it was written decades ago. That form of extreme feminism is all but dead, apart from an extreme minority of lunatics.
@ Doubt- I googled “militant feminism” and found many sites about militant feminism, but no blogs actually advocating it.
April 30th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I can’t be bothered to look for and link to multitude of inane places on the web that view that literary abomination as some shining beacon for pending progress in the ‘battle for equality.’
- Pascal - Anti
April 30th, 2007 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
That’s brillient Alex, of course they’ll never be able to argue against the truth of your words when they’re too busy playing with themselves.
April 30th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f6d92a78ad37e
fjldsfjslfjasfj, if a man would rather play with himself than to screw you, then that means something is terribly wrong with you. Men are brave, and there are some men who would fuck anything; so the fact that even they refuse to fuck you only implies that …
April 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Have you replaced the words “screw” and “fuck” in your argument, with the word “debate”? If so, I guess that implies they lack the mental prowess, thus having to resort to self-stimulation.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f6d92a78ad37e
No, I haven’t. But I was wondering if you could let me borrow your phone for a while. That would be so haut.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Female, you’re cute when you try to think. And you whores have such origionality. It’s like the bitch-fest never ends.
Seriously, though, I want to stick it in you baby ;D
My cock in your mouth would shut you up good. What, only women can make sexual threats? Well, in that case, it seems equality isn’t a two-way street, is it? That’s it, I say fuck the anti-male system. Let’s do this regressive style:
If a girl runs her mouth a bit too long, she gets clubbed on the head and possibly violated. Hey, it’s been happening for 30 generations, and so far, no SCUMS occured during that time. Really, though, I read that exerpt. Talk about a lack of personality. There were countless personal attack and just general shit in an official MANifesto.
And if those ungrateful bitches hate men so much, why don’t they go live in a forest where they will never have to worry about those horrible men and their devilish creations. They can make those ‘walking dildoes’ out of logs, and it may be a bit harder for them to fake pleasure with an ant-infested piece of dry-rot, but hey, at least it isn’t man-made. Then again, environmentalism, championed by the man Theodore Roosevelt, did kind of keep those forests there.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I find it telling and ironic how the bitch confuses genes and chromosomes.
- X-X JAPAN - Art Of Life(Stephane K)
July 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 799f5d4830d97
Ok, this is really weird. Many years ago I dated this gal that would not give head at all, nada. vaginal, fine. Even anal was fine too (she liked it a little too much ;-O).
I always thought that there was this hiarchy, vaginal, then oral then if she was really receptive (or not paying attention), eventually anal, but in that order.
Anal was always the taboo thing and you had to finesse your way to the back door.
“Head” to me has always been a given. I guess you would just expect a little “slobber on the nobber”.
You’d grab your beer, remote control and put on the “man show” or some other fine public television show where big breasted women are jumping on a trampoline, while little miss princess bobs for bilibong.
Not this chick, you could screw her holiest of holies, and give her one in the bum (for all brits) and she was more than accomodating, but gobble the root, now that was out of the fucking question. Go figure.
It wasn’t hygene or size issues either. I never asked her, but always wish I had because now, I’m so curious, why door number 1 and door number 3, but no door number 2. (maybe Monte Hall Knows). Maybe she had one too many pearl necklaces.
Female, you seem to know your way around a willie, any comments??
-Banzai
July 14th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Well I’m not a virgin, Banzai, if that’s what you mean. Don’t fall over, but I’m not a slut either. Being assertive doesn’t equate to being promiscuous.
Perhaps she liked anal because her G spot was located on the wall of her vagina where it would be best stimulated through anal sex?
I find it laughable that men think they can enter someone’s anus without that person being aware of it.
July 17th, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e138b69be1d1c
i agree with you Female how the hell can you Banzai anal her without her ever knowing it? Damn thats weird or maybe “maybe” its too small for her t feel it.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: eda879070de86
The female orgasm is not a myth but it is also not the same as the general wetness that occurs when one is just a little stimulated down south. Pretty much like a little wetness out of your penis is not the same as a male orgasm. A female orgasm usually will only occur if you guys do a little more than just stick it in her. Personally I have had plenty of orgasms and I’m happy to have had them. And yes, I am a woman. As for the Lady who didn’t give one of you guys head I am quite similar to her. I do not go around giving head. Not only is giving head kind of gross in my opinion it is also only there for a man’s pleasure. Unless both of us are enjoying the activity it is not something I would engage in. Period. End of discussion. The guys who are around me accept this and respect this; and yes, both of them love going down on me. And no, I do not cheat, we all live together and they are both mine. Ahh how the world is changing.
Queen HayaH —
August 17th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to gag Her Majesty? If only I could do it without touching her…
August 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: eda879070de86
I see you do not approve the fact that I do not sit quietly and read things that I know are obviously wrong without speaking up.
So do you have a problem with a woman speaking? Or perhaps you have a problem with a woman actually stating that a woman’s orgasm is not a myth? Or perhaps it is because my life will not fit into your little box of what it is to be like? Or maybe because I do not act the way you wish a woman to act? Or perhaps all of it? Why is it you wish to “gag” me?
Queen HayaH —
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
I’d like to gag you because the absolute hate you exude for half the human race actually turns my stomach. Every time I read something you wrote I feel like I need a shower to get the spatter off me. I actually feel a little sorry for you; it seems to me that that much hate and bitterness can only come from personal experience. Were you molested? I was. Over and over.
If you want to be a stripper, do so. There’s plenty of money in it. More power to you. Make sure you invest enough to support yourself when your looks no longer make you a living. Or find a sugar daddy. Nope, better invest. He’ll dump you, too, when your hard living starts to show in your face.
I know a woman’s orgasm is not a myth.
I have no problem with women speaking. I spend a certain amount of time doing it myself.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yet another catfight.
What women won’t do to charm themselves into men’s graces?
Everything you do and everything you wear (and don’t) is for our attention and delight that you might win preference and you damn well know it.
Until you got us by the balls. Then you burst.
- Ben King - Stand by me
August 18th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Female orgasm is a myth. Women have a tendency to say that they know orgasm but have yet to agree on it’s meaning.Why does female orgasm have to involve licking,special ways of licking, sex toys, and a whole bunch of different positions? This all seems fishy to me. Women are trying to be like men and they think that they have all the attributes of men just because feminist brainwashed them into thinking that way. The only time women will ever have orgasm is when men will have start having periods.
Female orgasm is a myth
August 18th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
@ sonyad: That was expressing my opinion. I really wasn’t trying to be nasty. If I were, you would know.
@ gloinbloin: You say women can’t agree on the meaning of orgasm. Can you tell me the definitive meaning of the male orgasm? Are you all the same?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Yes we have orgasm during ejaculation, it’s as simple as that.
what about for women? can you explain it to me?
August 19th, 2007 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
We have strong muscle contractions in our pussies, for lack of a more ladylike term heh. And it feels really really good.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Having stong muscle contraction sounds to vague for me.
I hear about anal orgasm,clitoris orgasm, vaginal orgasm and just for that I can’t believe women when they say they’ve experience orgasm. Yes you do experience great pleasure during sex but so do we and then we have an orgasm on top of it. Strong muscle contraction can mean so many things , there is nothing definite about it.I’m still not convince. Maybe if there were a clearly defined way of explaining how and when women reach “orgasm” Then I would believe it
August 25th, 2007 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8aab42ab48964
*shrugs* So be it.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
mmm yes but it is possible for females to have multiple orgasms while when men ejaculate and therefore have their orgasm they need to let their dick cool off…or at least wait a few minutes before starting again…
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Yet.. 70% of women can’t have an orgasm… even alone.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
and where did you get those statistics???
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, isn’t that a grobian thing to say?
- Syke N Sugarstarr - Danz (Original Extended Mix)
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Sonyad…it’s the truth…deal with it. :) After all, you men are big on the facts aren’t you?
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 25912f704b672
Queen HayaH
How can you say that you dont like going down on men as you dont get any enjoyment from it and its gross then expect men to gown down on you. What you think we have a g spot in our fucking tongues. do you let them go down on you and do nothing in return, oh i forgot you think just lying there is enough. Jesus women, why is it that women expect men to put all the effort in and then just lie there and put nothing back.
And just to let you in or a little secret, men dont like going down on women, it tastes fowl and stinks.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 32a55095dbb97
9 times out of 10 I neither agree nor disagree with much of the ramblings I see on this site. That being said I could not sit back and and let you “men” come out against going down. Eating pussy is the surest way to ensure more pussy to come. Guys you’re missing out. Eat the woman out for a while and get them off and it’s hardcore blow job’s for you if you just lay back down. It’s all good. A happy woman is a horny one. make em happy and they agree to any of the degenerate shit you want most of the time. After all its only fair…
December 14th, 2007 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1bfe478ffb056
Women demonize men to this extent in real life, every day. They don’t need a website to spew their slanderous filth because feminism has allowed them to say whatever they want with no fear of mantribution. While men are busy doing things, women are sitting around talking with their vapid friends about how terrible men are. Dick made this site because men are not apt to waste time repeating themselves, and his opinions embody those of all men. So instead of having all of us sitting around pointing out the obvious (that is, men are better than women) we simply have one dedicated man doing the work of all men. That’s called manfficiency.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
Alex.. Search feminist site with this name Valerie Solanas.
There are plenty out there. This is the face of radical feminist.
xxx://www.americancivilrightsreview.com/docs-scum1971.htm
December 14th, 2007 at 10:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Fucking right. Welcome on board Savage. Do sign up at the forums if you havent. Nice to have you.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
You only think that cause no woman in her right ming could have an orgasm from a chode like you.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Just so you know, dicks and balls are the worst smelling thing since shit was invented you dumbass.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Excellent site billy-the-retard. Truly shows you how moronic men are. Thank goodness you knew to look it up.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Gotta thank Billy for this:
“The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage.”
I always knew the idiot male’ flawed logic was due to genetics. Leave it to a woman to figure it out.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Well looky there, i(34) is showing us what a dumb bitch reads like..haha…and since she is so hot on this subject, it must be because she has never had an orgasm (but she will lie about it)
I have only had ONE women who knew how to have an orgasm. That is because she was PRO-ACTIVE!
The only pro-active women I have ever known. She never just laid there expecting me to know what she likes and dislikes. We had awsome sex and she got off everytime.
Everysingle other women I have been with expected me to read her mind as she laid there looking at me, sometimes even giving a ‘grunt’ when she didnt like something.
Why are women so fuckin stupid? Why is it so hard for a women to simply speak up about what turns her on?
Why are women so obsessed with themselves?
December 31st, 2007 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
She continues forcing herself into conversations between strangers who find her unlikeable. We all know that the reason she does this is her own transsexuality, sexual confusion, and of course her sexual insecurity.
Little does she know this great secret, which has nothing to do with whatever she’s copied and pasted from a feminist site given as an example of why people like her need to sit down and shut up - the reason she can not cum is not her clients. No, the reason lies in the PU$$Y. She’s a frigid little bitch who expects every sexual partner she sells herself to - for attention or cash, it seems - to give her quadruple-orgasms like the ones the porn stars fake. Naturally, like science and reason, when she finds that whoring herself out is not 100% pleasurable 100% of the time, but actually just discounting her body she considers men below her.
And I am 90% certain that she is exactly the same one who talked about that book - Eclipses of Society. Seriously, she sounds like she hasn’t changed a bit. I’m working on some programming right now, but if someone could pull that up and host it. I have one of them:
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/cunt.txt
Ah, and stop by here for my current database.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about2937-0-asc-30.html
No need to worry, ‘i’, I’ll get your writings indexed soon enough. Your literary genius will not be lost on future generations!
December 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Second thought, cunt is a different one. I was just being lazy there - but it is a good read and filled to the brim with forced, awkward stupidity. Good read if you need to feel secure about your karma and world-contributions.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d