The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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August 18th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Female orgasm is a myth. Women have a tendency to say that they know orgasm but have yet to agree on it’s meaning.Why does female orgasm have to involve licking,special ways of licking, sex toys, and a whole bunch of different positions? This all seems fishy to me. Women are trying to be like men and they think that they have all the attributes of men just because feminist brainwashed them into thinking that way. The only time women will ever have orgasm is when men will have start having periods.
Female orgasm is a myth
August 18th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
@ sonyad: That was expressing my opinion. I really wasn’t trying to be nasty. If I were, you would know.
@ gloinbloin: You say women can’t agree on the meaning of orgasm. Can you tell me the definitive meaning of the male orgasm? Are you all the same?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Yes we have orgasm during ejaculation, it’s as simple as that.
what about for women? can you explain it to me?
August 19th, 2007 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
We have strong muscle contractions in our pussies, for lack of a more ladylike term heh. And it feels really really good.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Having stong muscle contraction sounds to vague for me.
I hear about anal orgasm,clitoris orgasm, vaginal orgasm and just for that I can’t believe women when they say they’ve experience orgasm. Yes you do experience great pleasure during sex but so do we and then we have an orgasm on top of it. Strong muscle contraction can mean so many things , there is nothing definite about it.I’m still not convince. Maybe if there were a clearly defined way of explaining how and when women reach “orgasm” Then I would believe it
August 25th, 2007 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8aab42ab48964
*shrugs* So be it.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
mmm yes but it is possible for females to have multiple orgasms while when men ejaculate and therefore have their orgasm they need to let their dick cool off…or at least wait a few minutes before starting again…
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Yet.. 70% of women can’t have an orgasm… even alone.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
and where did you get those statistics???
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, isn’t that a grobian thing to say?
- Syke N Sugarstarr - Danz (Original Extended Mix)
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Sonyad…it’s the truth…deal with it. :) After all, you men are big on the facts aren’t you?
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 25912f704b672
Queen HayaH
How can you say that you dont like going down on men as you dont get any enjoyment from it and its gross then expect men to gown down on you. What you think we have a g spot in our fucking tongues. do you let them go down on you and do nothing in return, oh i forgot you think just lying there is enough. Jesus women, why is it that women expect men to put all the effort in and then just lie there and put nothing back.
And just to let you in or a little secret, men dont like going down on women, it tastes fowl and stinks.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 32a55095dbb97
9 times out of 10 I neither agree nor disagree with much of the ramblings I see on this site. That being said I could not sit back and and let you “men” come out against going down. Eating pussy is the surest way to ensure more pussy to come. Guys you’re missing out. Eat the woman out for a while and get them off and it’s hardcore blow job’s for you if you just lay back down. It’s all good. A happy woman is a horny one. make em happy and they agree to any of the degenerate shit you want most of the time. After all its only fair…
December 14th, 2007 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1bfe478ffb056
Women demonize men to this extent in real life, every day. They don’t need a website to spew their slanderous filth because feminism has allowed them to say whatever they want with no fear of mantribution. While men are busy doing things, women are sitting around talking with their vapid friends about how terrible men are. Dick made this site because men are not apt to waste time repeating themselves, and his opinions embody those of all men. So instead of having all of us sitting around pointing out the obvious (that is, men are better than women) we simply have one dedicated man doing the work of all men. That’s called manfficiency.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
Alex.. Search feminist site with this name Valerie Solanas.
There are plenty out there. This is the face of radical feminist.
xxx://www.americancivilrightsreview.com/docs-scum1971.htm
December 14th, 2007 at 10:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Fucking right. Welcome on board Savage. Do sign up at the forums if you havent. Nice to have you.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
You only think that cause no woman in her right ming could have an orgasm from a chode like you.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Just so you know, dicks and balls are the worst smelling thing since shit was invented you dumbass.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Excellent site billy-the-retard. Truly shows you how moronic men are. Thank goodness you knew to look it up.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b9c80548d676
Gotta thank Billy for this:
“The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage.”
I always knew the idiot male’ flawed logic was due to genetics. Leave it to a woman to figure it out.