The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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I have great ones, but sadly, we don’t tell you, we can and do alone. It’s men that are the work, not women, when a man performs badly in bed it is impossible to get an orgasm. It takes a woman a different path to have one. We have to use our mind and body and force an orgasm, we have to fully embody one. We have to get alot of pressure and meditate on it the whole time during intercourse. Or we fail. Women know this, women that have great sex do know this. We cannot have one unless we mentally visualize it and know how to make it work. It doesn’t just happen, men honestly are little responsible for it, however they help achieve it through us.
That’s the DUMBEST fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life. You have to FORCE yourself to do something about as natural as closing your eyes while sneezing? Jesus, If you have to “embody” something as mundane as an orgasm, imagine doing something as complex as repairing an internal combustion engine or flying a helicopter. I don’t know too many Man-chanics who stand there going “beeeee the engine, beeeee the engine”.. it just comes fucking natural to them.
Way to complicate something so uncomplicated.
MABTW
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SELFISH BITCH. Going on about orgasms like men are supposed to give a fuck. Are you INSANE?????????
You expect men should talk to you, listen to you, go out with you, spend his valuable time with you, spend his valuable MONEY on you, take you out and show you a good time for hours and hours, call you again, be nice to you, respect you, treat you well, extend you every courtesy, and REPEAT IT ALL AGAIN???
. . . . and THEN you want him to CARE about being good in BED FOR YOU???? Are you bitches completely out of your mind?
FUCK YOU DRY IN THE ASS WITHOUT SPITTING.
TWICE.
You cunts don’t even make 1% of the effort men make. As long as that remains true - you can just SHUT THE FUCK UP ON OUR COCKS.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Right on man!
Look at the mile-long list of what women “expect” men to give them, while they want the right to say “NO” to sex, and then when they are in bed with you they complain you are not living up to her standards.
You were 100% right when you said ignore women.
I would probably RAPE AND BEAT a woman who went off about her inability to have an orgasm and blamed BEING A SEXLESS FRIGID CUNT - ON A MAN.
Commander Scott is Right on the Money here too.
Good link.
Not only do other sites talk about violence against men. But violence against men is more and more considered justified by society. Regularly women are acquitted for killing their husbands because they claim abuse, often without much evidence. See Mary Winkler.
Think about a movie like ‘Drowning By Numbers’, where men are murdered for no apparent reason, without a hint of condemnation. Think about ‘Pelle the Conqueror’, where a man is castrated by his wife for infidelity, and the scene is presented to us as humorous. Contempt for men is quite pervasive in western society.
Millions of boys are growing up with the notion that the are morally and intellectually inferior to girls. If you think they are being taught equality, then you’re not paying attention.
Sooner or later it’s going to come back to haunt you.
this is called the men hating society - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=5116899954
fact of the matter is men are treated unequally now an so are women in their own ways. It will be a ways till this world will truly be equal, and even though ppl don’t realize these things go on still, just sum are hidden more then others -__-.
First off, women have orgasms but rarely through sex. If you have ever seen a womans legs shake like she’s having a seizure and her eyes roll back into her head like Mike Tyson just donkey punched her….you would find it obvious that she is having an orgasm. I have left several women unable to walk for a few minutes by going down on them.
Most women I dont like to go down on, but there have been some that I did enjoy it. ONE time only did it actually tate good, and I mean GOOD. The rest it has no taste or its bad. I assume that Hygene, current position of menstual cycle, and just personal genetics make up that variable.
Some women have beautiful vaginas and some have rank gray beef curtains.
Dick is spot on about women being lazy as HELL in bed and lying there like a damn futon. Finding women that are active in the sack or know what they are doing is rare, not impossible but damn rare.
I actually took the TIME when I was young to study the female anatomy and find out what gets women off and how to do so. So when I go down on a woman I can find the G spot and the clit and hit them both at the same time.
If ONLY women would do the same and learn how to give head correctly. Learning to be active in the sack would be nice too.
Are women just selfish, dumb, or both?
Alot of the jibber jabber you might experience right before a romp has much to do with a female trying to erect a ‘hazard/I’m different’ signal instead of you. Much of what is annoying about females is their compensation or attempt to cover over just how different they are. For example, most women are incapable of experiencing sexual pleasure unless they feel they are in a secure, interpersonal relationship. They already know this makes a guy want to put a gun in somebody’s mouth (figuratively).
Men have very little patience for emotional hooey gooey when it’s time for serioius thrills, chills..and mostly spills-they are just blessed w/ that simplicity. I don’t know why UHAUL & PENSKE have to be idling by the ton, invisibly, behind a woman everytime somebody tries to have sex w/ her…but it might hint at why she giving over to becoming the size of a truck. Why can’t she just lighten the hell up?
Women don’t have orgasms because thye are not hard-wired for it. From the point of view of evolutionary biology, there is simply no reason for women to orgasm.
P Coderch
Epic. This shit is truer than gravity. I am sick of the lack of responsibility women take in regards to anything. Jesus knew what was up. We need to just forgive people for their stupidity since they aren’t rational enough to know they are fucking up. I think that applies to women especially.
This guy is right. My gf seriously won’t stfu in bed and have sex like a decent human being. I think she is more interested in telling me about her damn stupid pets and gossiping about meaningless tripe than having a meaningful relationship with intimate moments. Seriously, women need to shut their mouths and think a little more before they talk. That goes for idiotic guys who speak without thinking as well.
Seriously.
for fuck sake men are men, women are women; just cos we are different doesnt mean we have to argue. have any of you people arguing had a proper partner that u cherish in your life? I feel sorry for you. This article is a bag of shit.
Gotta thank Billy for this:
“The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage.”
I always knew the idiot male’ flawed logic was due to genetics. Leave it to a woman to figure it out.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH, what a fool.
In case you didn’t know, that leg of the chromosome is FULL of bad genes and traits. Evolution at work right there.
I’m thinking that women are “emotional nutcases” in two contexts: 1.) while dating, and 2.) in the midst of a relationship. Let me give you an example of the 2nd type: when I was in my last girlfriends apt, I used a bathroom that was separate from hers. She got extremely upset with me when I left water droplets about the sink (which would evaporate), but it was quite OK for her bathtub in her bathroom to be filled with mold, which she refused to allow me to clean when I offered. I think what drives men crazy is the selective suspension of logic that we feel women often utilize.
In the first context, its often we feel we have to figure out what she wants us to be for her to be interested in us. Women are extremely selective and if you do one thing wrong while dating (like a gum wrapper in the car, or wearing mismatch socks) its all over with for her consideration for you in a romantic light. Of course, this does not even get into what happens if we have views that are different than hers! We find this very frustrating.
I think my (and other men as well) basic frustration with women in the romance/dating dept is that while women want the benefits of professional equality (which I am all for), they will often only consider a man thats “better than her” (makes more money,smarter, more skilled/talented) for a romantic relationship. Doesn’t seem fair.
Depends on the level of reason that you measure by. Pretty much every animal has one degree of reason or another, have you ever watched a dog deliberate the pros and cons of stealing a bit of food off the kitchen counter? (Usually comes down to, “Anybody watching me right now?”)
Granted (epithets). Anyway, I’m just not feeling particularly patient right now about the whole “I’m just out to f*! someone, why are all the women I f*! emotionally unstable nutcases?” Seems to be a pretty logical chain of events, so I don’t see the sense in getting upset about it. Generally speaking, any woman who is so insecure and/or loose that she’ll hop right in bed with someone she barely knows isn’t likely to be the best candidate for emotional maturity/ stability. Tends to be someone whose sense of personal value is wrapped up in body image, etc, as a result needs constant verification of that to bolster her sense of self-worth, which translates to being a needy nutcase.
Funny Ms. Lynn, except for the fact that the only species that are a mixture of emotional and reasonable (implying the ability to reason) are Homo Sapiens! C’mon, Lynn, I know your smarter than that. You need to come up with a better jibe. Want to try again?
At least Im not writing epititehs (sp?) at you as you would get from most posters on this site….
I guess you just need to be a bit more choosy about the species of creature you aim for.
Ah, couldn’t help it. Sometimes you just gotta go for the easy jibe.
The way I see it, depends on what you’re looking for. If you’re just looking for someone to f*!, you set the standards of what you get.
Correcto-mundo, Lynn. And in case you did not know, the advantage of sexual reproduction over asexual reproduction is the addition of a completely unique set of genes into the offspring. This is thought to be very important for the offsprings immunology, such that the offspring gets a mix of Major Histocompatibility Complex (aka MHC) genes from two unique individuals, thus increasing the variability of the MHC in the population and increasing the chance that more individuals will survive an ebola-like plague of humanity.
Sexual reproduction is ingenuous. I just which the creatures I want to F*ck were a little less emotional and a little more reasonable. Oh well.
MRS. LEVAN!
On this one, have to say that although I am unfamiliar with the theory, on premise it sounds more like invented hype designed to falsely promote the superiority of one chromosome type over another. (Ok, I’ll have to admit, overblown feminazism stupidity in action here) Just postulating here, but organisms that reproduce through asexual reproduction have the tendency to be highly simplified organisms, which is why you don’t see the average mammal, avian, most reptiles, etc. budding off offspring from random body parts. Diversified, sexual reproduction results in the ability to adapt, evolve, and thrive in a variety of environments, blah blah blah which seems to be the preference of the natural order for success.
Unless you’re an amoeba.
Actually, what you are referring to is the mitochondrial DNA, which is present in the cells of the body and facilitates the ability of the cell to use energy for the usual processes. Thought originally to be bacterial in origin, which entered the cell and began a symbiotic relationship way back when, and now is an integral part of the celluar process, and can only be passed along the matrilinear line because it’s present in the ovum, not the sperm. Seperate from the nuclear DNA, or the “X” that is being referred to.
Both X and Y chromosomes are continually changing and evolving. in other words, calling a male a walking abortion is asinine, and saying the X chromosome hasn’t evolved right along with the Y is simply incorrect.
LOL, this is soo amusing.
How could you waste your time fighting over something SO STUPID.