The Dating Blacklist and Other Stupid Ideas
There’s a myth that’s been around for as long as women.
“Women can’t stand cheaters.”
Oh brother. If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that they always say the opposite of what they mean. If they tell you they’re not big eaters, bring your fucking Diners Club Card and a packet of crisps. If they tell you to roll the windows up, it means they want you to ignore them completely.
They also love cheaters.
There’s a slew of donkey shit websites popping up recently that all blow the same horn:
Let’s team up and put an end to cheating in our time, girls! Well not cheating because women do it more anyway, but definitely us getting cheated on by guys!
And how do they propose that you ask? By using technology.
Yes, you heard right. Women think they are going to fix something by using technology. I don’t know which part of that I find most laughable. I can just sit here and think of all the different absurdities and keep myself in stitches. Women are going to fix something? Women are going to use technology? Women don’t want to be cheated on? What a lark!
If women didn’t want to be cheated on, why would they act like raving bitches? They’re asking you to cheat on them. It’s like throwing a television set down the stairs. Why would you do that unless you wanted it to be broken?
The theory of it is women will submit the name and offense of their cheating boyfriend to a database and then other potential daters of this man will find his evil-doings on their shit-together, Coloform looking website and opt out of the deal. Yes, it is an interesting idea that men already invented when they created credit. Honestly, I see only one problem with the whole thing.
Women are fucking stupid.
This part of the article is for the ladies. Women are still not allowed anywhere near here, but all men should relay the message to them. Or don’t. I don’t really give a fuck anyway because women avoid good advice like the plague.
The above concept already exists in a much better form than some jackass website run by jackass idiots. It’s called: your fucking eyeballs. If a guy gives you herpes and then beats you across the face with a belt and you see it with your eyeballs, it’s safe to assume that you shouldn’t be dating him. Once women master that they can start setting up cute little websites with rinky dink, shit mottos and disingenuous, kiss-ass authors who just want to sell a bunch of T-shirts. Until then, why don’t you stick to the fucking fundamentals, ladies. Use your goddamn eyes for something other than painting on instead of the hive-mind authority of some stupid broads you’ve never met and are going to assume are lying or deserved it anyway.
“He must have cheated because she didn’t know how to please her man.”
Right. Women love cheaters. That’s the bottom line. It awakens a competitive spirit the likes of which no man has ever had. A competitive spirit that behaves like a parasite and sucks the host dry for the cost of winning some bullshit blue ribbon that kicks the crap out of you.
Wait a minute. That’s not competitiveness. It’s dumbness.
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Chris, your man-senses are keen for sure.
-Dick
No, George. We just don’t buy the bullshit like others do. Misandry is rampant and has been so for the past two decades. Now go back to being a senstive (beta) male and make sure you have read Oprah’s latest recommendation.
What I like are the female responses that are given for cheating:
Men - filthy pig; he cannot be trusted; stay away from him, etc.
Women - she felt confined by the relationship; he did not satisfy her wants.
Just come clean and stop being so stupid, or let’s reverse the labels:
Men - he felt confined by the relationship; she did not satisfy his wants.
Women - filthy pig, she cannot be trusted; stay away from her.
Hmmmm. Why does that sound more appropriate?
you guys must have really been hurt by some girl…your mentality is a bit twisted
Love that, wasn’t she the one who was saying she counters your statements with logic and rationality? “How dumb are you?” That doesn’t sound like a rational counter argument to me…
No, just tar them by previous historic data and known current fact.
Women like cheaters?
How dumb are you? C’mon, fess up, no one’s going to laugh at you. Promise.
Just don’t tar us by association.
It sure is Ian. Leave it to women to counter a perfectly legal act with an entirely illegal one.
-Dick
Seems to me that this is a great way for someone to get sued for slander, libel, or public defamation of character.
What a great name he has, even if “Law and Order: Parking Control Unit” is a bit of a boring show.
-wolfe
I have seen a trend recently with Dick Wolf shows. I am talking about the show Conviction. Finally on this weeks show, they portrayed women as selfish cheaters, and two examples of it. One woman was lying to her fiance that she had a stalker, when the stalker came in to see the DA, he had an explicit video of him dogging the fiances girl. She didn’t want to say anything because “he was wealthy” so she wanted to live a lie with her wealthy husband and cheat on him on the side. What a bitch.
The other was a woman trying to get her boyfriend to move into a really expensive condo. After he signed the lease and put the money down, he surprised her at her place and guess what, she was fucking some other guy.
Then she tried to justify it by saying he is an old friend.
LMFAO
There is no excuse for cheating and women just don’t get it. It’s a fact that as many if not more women cheat than men. The problem with statistics is that women very often lie, and they are good at lying.
I can honestly say that of all the LTR I have had, only one has been faithful to me that I KNOW OF.
You gotta love the excuses they give too, all bullshit, as if cheating is EVER right to do.
I find it fascinating that women are constantly competing with each other like it’s a game and there’s a winner.
We all know there is not one, as the angst level and handwringing is prevelant, they seem to think they have won a battle but they refuse to believe that they have lost the war every time.
All they are left with is , whatever they think in their opinion is the spoils, whatever that is.
As always is the case with women, it only gets worse the deeper you go.
-Dick
I think the site’s former name says it all: “www.manhaters.com”.
The opening example they give — a married guy with 4 kids sleeping with another woman, and she became upset because he didn’t leave his wife and kids… that woman needs a lot more than a website to help her out.
-wolfe
I couldn’t agree more Dick. You can find my version of the supporting argument at http://www.redbullisawesome.com under the post titled “Fascination at it’s worst.”
Cheers,
-KOM