The Dating Blacklist and Other Stupid Ideas

There’s a myth that’s been around for as long as women.

“Women can’t stand cheaters.”

Oh brother. If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that they always say the opposite of what they mean. If they tell you they’re not big eaters, bring your fucking Diners Club Card and a packet of crisps. If they tell you to roll the windows up, it means they want you to ignore them completely.

They also love cheaters.

There’s a slew of donkey shit websites popping up recently that all blow the same horn:

Let’s team up and put an end to cheating in our time, girls! Well not cheating because women do it more anyway, but definitely us getting cheated on by guys!

And how do they propose that you ask? By using technology.

Yes, you heard right. Women think they are going to fix something by using technology. I don’t know which part of that I find most laughable. I can just sit here and think of all the different absurdities and keep myself in stitches. Women are going to fix something? Women are going to use technology? Women don’t want to be cheated on? What a lark!

If women didn’t want to be cheated on, why would they act like raving bitches? They’re asking you to cheat on them. It’s like throwing a television set down the stairs. Why would you do that unless you wanted it to be broken?

The theory of it is women will submit the name and offense of their cheating boyfriend to a database and then other potential daters of this man will find his evil-doings on their shit-together, Coloform looking website and opt out of the deal. Yes, it is an interesting idea that men already invented when they created credit. Honestly, I see only one problem with the whole thing.

Women are fucking stupid.

This part of the article is for the ladies. Women are still not allowed anywhere near here, but all men should relay the message to them. Or don’t. I don’t really give a fuck anyway because women avoid good advice like the plague.

The above concept already exists in a much better form than some jackass website run by jackass idiots. It’s called: your fucking eyeballs. If a guy gives you herpes and then beats you across the face with a belt and you see it with your eyeballs, it’s safe to assume that you shouldn’t be dating him. Once women master that they can start setting up cute little websites with rinky dink, shit mottos and disingenuous, kiss-ass authors who just want to sell a bunch of T-shirts. Until then, why don’t you stick to the fucking fundamentals, ladies. Use your goddamn eyes for something other than painting on instead of the hive-mind authority of some stupid broads you’ve never met and are going to assume are lying or deserved it anyway.

“He must have cheated because she didn’t know how to please her man.”

Right. Women love cheaters. That’s the bottom line. It awakens a competitive spirit the likes of which no man has ever had. A competitive spirit that behaves like a parasite and sucks the host dry for the cost of winning some bullshit blue ribbon that kicks the crap out of you.

Wait a minute. That’s not competitiveness. It’s dumbness.

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2008-08-12 21:06:20 - IP Man-Hash: 4f8f8f6416c4f

Thanks for the easy to read ideas. Very nicely done.

 
Comment by Jane
2008-06-23 04:31:29 - IP Man-Hash: d4e8776eaca3a

My my, I am truly impressed with how vulgar and stupid you guys are. I’d like to take this opportunity to highlight a flaw in your logic. If you guys love each other so much and obviously hate us. Why not find somewhere else to put your…….next generation of flawless genes. Like up your own arses.

Comment by Matt
2008-08-12 22:03:58 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

Where on this website does it say Dick M. Or any other man do not like putting our cocks in the female gender? Throw away your highlighter, because there are no flaws this is like a tightly sealed submarine that was man made. Challenging women on this site to a battle of wits its like going to a playground and pushing kids down.

 
Comment by KUNT
2008-09-20 20:16:46 - IP Man-Hash: 5fb41dc949d70

Also, women can’t read: You’re not welcome on the site.

 
 
Comment by SH
2008-05-22 22:59:53 - IP Man-Hash: 67f08ee9f88db

Not all women are cheaters just as not all men are cheaters. Every thing in your “article” that you say as to why a woman cheats is also why a man does it. You are an ignorant dolt.

Comment by KUNT
2008-09-20 20:17:22 - IP Man-Hash: 5fb41dc949d70

Welcome to ‘l3rnin 2 satire.’ You fail the course.

 
 
Comment by frank
2008-05-14 08:59:58 - IP Man-Hash: 856c10bd38e17

coquette said:

Okay, so here I am. Yep, you guessed it… a woman. Female parts and everything. And I am pretty, sexual, sensuous and smart. But I am not your average woman. I am honest and forthright. Now you think you know where this is going right? Sure, all you men never read the instructions… but here it is. I am honest about the passion and the desires I have. Humans are not monogamous creatures. Never have been. Hell, I bet Eve was using a branch from that apple tree as her dildo behind Adam’s back. So why not be honest, upfront and safe about it? It can’t be cheating if you do it together. All men want the same thing too. You make it sound as if guys don’t cheat. I can guarantee you that there isn’t a man I couldn’t seduce and fuck on his office desk if I were so inclined. Which by the way, I have.
So please people, if you are going to be honest about WOMEN then be honest about MEN too.

Did you even pay any attention to the loads of articles here miss? You are here trashing this site when there are loads of women supporting sites that would never say anything bad about their kind. You don’t even read why men cheat and you are already judging men. Funny and so ironic is that you mentioned how you can so easily seduce men. Sounds like a self fullfilling prophecy to me. You make yourself so easily for men and blame them for cheating? Dick is right that women are evil. You just proved it again.

 
Comment by Tanner
2008-04-12 09:07:44 - IP Man-Hash: 6eebbd495c480

Chris said:

What I like are the female responses that are given for cheating:
Men - filthy pig; he cannot be trusted; stay away from him, etc.
Women - she felt confined by the relationship; he did not satisfy her wants.
Just come clean and stop being so stupid, or let’s reverse the labels:
Men - he felt confined by the relationship; she did not satisfy his wants.
Women - filthy pig, she cannot be trusted; stay away from her.
Hmmmm. Why does that sound more appropriate?

THANK YOU
thats the perfect way to put it!

 
Comment by Tanner
2008-04-12 09:06:56 - IP Man-Hash: 6eebbd495c480

Chris said:

What I like are the female responses that are given for cheating:
Men - filthy pig; he cannot be trusted; stay away from him, etc.
Women - she felt confined by the relationship; he did not satisfy her wants.
Just come clean and stop being so stupid, or let’s reverse the labels:
Men - he felt confined by the relationship; she did not satisfy his wants.
Women - filthy pig, she cannot be trusted; stay away from her.
Hmmmm. Why does that sound more appropriate?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-02-19 03:29:34 - IP Man-Hash: c920e0d3b5469

J-ride said:

That website will never work, because every woman thinks that they are special, and though he may have done those things to that woman, he would never do it to her because her love will magically change him. Take my college years, I went to a small private college, and one of the baseball players had a reputation for forcing girls on the first date. Girls talked about it all the time, it was a pretty hot topic in my science labs. So you would think that if the girls KNOWING this would not go out on dates or hang out with him, but unfortunately they lined up like lemmings for the rape. To this day, I really cannot even begin to comprehend this.

Sociobiology can explain this. Such tendencies are a throwback to days when life was nasty, brutish and short, and sadistic males would be more likely to provide protection to a female and her young. Also, if sadistic males mate with more women, women will come to desire such traits in their own sons - hence a sadistic, rapist partner will be preferred, as the sons he gives her will have those ’successful’ qualities. This is why mass murderers are inundated with offers of marriage on death row.

J-ride said:

One girl I knew had this happen and she wanted to know why she couldn’t find a good man. Seriously, women love bad men, until they get herpes and a few kids and at that point the only guy that is going to be with them is a stupid nice guy, who will pay for it the rest of his life.

Until sites like this opened. The Internet is a revolution - an exposure of the truth about women for the first time in history. Now, young fellows who would have to learn about women the hard way can come here to find an accelerated learning programme about vile female ways. The minds of the young are vastly important - young fellows in the States will shape the 21st Century. If they can overturn Anglo-pig feminism and marry foreign women because of what they read here, all to the good. Men’s Studies often talks about a gap between young and older males retarding the transmission of gender-specific experience. Well, these sites redress that problem perfectly.

There is a world to win - preferably, one without Anglo-pigs.

 
Comment by J-ride
2008-02-19 00:49:03 - IP Man-Hash: 1a05790e35c35

That website will never work, because every woman thinks that they are special, and though he may have done those things to that woman, he would never do it to her because her love will magically change him. Take my college years, I went to a small private college, and one of the baseball players had a reputation for forcing girls on the first date. Girls talked about it all the time, it was a pretty hot topic in my science labs. So you would think that if the girls KNOWING this would not go out on dates or hang out with him, but unfortunately they lined up like lemmings for the rape. To this day, I really cannot even begin to comprehend this. One girl I knew had this happen and she wanted to know why she couldn’t find a good man. Seriously, women love bad men, until they get herpes and a few kids and at that point the only guy that is going to be with them is a stupid nice guy, who will pay for it the rest of his life.

 
Comment by detached
2008-01-22 12:14:10 - IP Man-Hash: d361f6c058cc7

If you want to talk about how much men suck there are a plethora of websites suited for that.

Take your stick and go to ivillage or something.

Adults are talking here.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-22 11:54:47 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

coquette said:

Okay, so here I am. Yep, you guessed it… a woman. Female parts and everything. And I am pretty, sexual, sensuous and smart. But I am not your average woman. I am honest and forthright. Now you think you know where this is going right? Sure, all you men never read the instructions… but here it is. I am honest about the passion and the desires I have. Humans are not monogamous creatures. Never have been. Hell, I bet Eve was using a branch from that apple tree as her dildo behind Adam’s back. So why not be honest, upfront and safe about it? It can’t be cheating if you do it together. All men want the same thing too. You make it sound as if guys don’t cheat. I can guarantee you that there isn’t a man I couldn’t seduce and fuck on his office desk if I were so inclined. Which by the way, I have.
So please people, if you are going to be honest about WOMEN then be honest about MEN too.

You fail to see that this website is not a discussion forum about what arseholes some men can be but rather how decent men view and get treated by feminised society?
By the way, I’m an atheist and even I was appalled by your whorish depiction of Eve. Still, if you think women have been slatterns since they came into existence, this explains your self justification for enticing men into acts of infidelity. Judging others after yourself in this case, renders true the argument of all women being cheating whores. Well done.

 
Comment by coquette
2008-01-22 11:15:33 - IP Man-Hash: c0718b2d37c4a

Okay, so here I am. Yep, you guessed it… a woman. Female parts and everything. And I am pretty, sexual, sensuous and smart. But I am not your average woman. I am honest and forthright. Now you think you know where this is going right? Sure, all you men never read the instructions… but here it is. I am honest about the passion and the desires I have. Humans are not monogamous creatures. Never have been. Hell, I bet Eve was using a branch from that apple tree as her dildo behind Adam’s back. So why not be honest, upfront and safe about it? It can’t be cheating if you do it together. All men want the same thing too. You make it sound as if guys don’t cheat. I can guarantee you that there isn’t a man I couldn’t seduce and fuck on his office desk if I were so inclined. Which by the way, I have.
So please people, if you are going to be honest about WOMEN then be honest about MEN too.

 
Comment by jon
2007-03-03 17:11:15 - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55

Fem said:

Women like cheaters?
How dumb are you? C’mon, fess up, no one’s going to laugh at you. Promise.

Just don’t tar us by association.

ya they do thats why you hear about women that say they had all bad boyfriends because the guys cheated and treated them like shit. Thats because women go back to the SAME MEN! Dumb cunt.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-22 16:46:01 - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7

sonyad said:

On the contrary. There must be some man making a buck behind it all.

If so, I respect him immensely.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-02-22 16:00:16 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

On the contrary. There must be some man making a buck behind it all.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-02-22 15:08:05 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

This is fucking hilarious! I finally took time out to read one of those links Dick had there, and boy, that shit is killing me;

WomanSavers has been the leader in online men’s database ratings since 2003, making us the first and most established of its kind. If only there were a way you could talk to men’s exes BEFORE you got involved. Well, now you can “Research & Rate B4 U Date” for safer dating worldwide. Join our sisterhood of women who have posted their experiences to help women worldwide avoid dating alleged cheating men, lying men or abusive men. WomanSavers global database searches and organizes a man’s relationship history with an emphasis on infidelity, trust, abuse, commitment and general character.

Do you really expect women to take advice about a man from his ex? Even women aren’t that dumb! They all know what psychopathic and vindictive bitches that ex-wives/girlfriends can be, and they know that everything on the site is all lies. What a huge waste of time that entire site is.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-08-18 15:41:06 - IP Man-Hash: 732987aa5d932

I would say that many men that actually do man-work (thats what women call it as well) experience pain every day of their lives(I am one of them actually). Women in general experience very little pain in their day to day existence. However you will hear everything about the one time that they actually do have to go through pain. For men its a culmulative effect day after day of constant pain or drudgery. For women its 1–4 bursts of pain throughout their lives.

–Strength and Honor–

 
Comment by Chris
2006-08-17 16:19:48 - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85

diamatik said:

That isn’t pain. Pain is coming home from a hard day of real man-work and having to listen to how her day was. That is everyday pain, not at all like a bearable pain you can see coming 9 months in advance.

Yeah, you are probably right. It’s tough to look interested in something as interesting and consequential as watching the grass grow.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-08-17 11:55:46 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

That isn’t pain. Pain is coming home from a hard day of real man-work and having to listen to how her day was. That is everyday pain, not at all like a bearable pain you can see coming 9 months in advance.

 
Comment by Chris
2006-08-17 11:22:44 - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85

Dick Masterson said:

Chris, your man-senses are keen for sure.

-Dick

Thanks, Dick.
My pleasure.
It’s always good to straighten out some brainwashed idiot.
He even sounded like a chick. Probably squats to pee and wishes he could feel the pain of giving birth.
Chris

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-08-17 10:24:10 - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0

Chris, your man-senses are keen for sure.

-Dick

 
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