If Only Money Could be Made Out of Chocolate
You know what kind of lame feminist bullshit I hate the most? Feel good, horn-trumpting, back-patting, we didn’t do shit but we deserve a parade, lame feminist bullshit.
Wait a minute. That’s everything that comes out of a feminist’s big fat mouth.
Dove soap has recently poisoned afternoon drive time with a campaign to sell soap to fat women. It’s just like the time Rolex decided to market to slovenly hobos who haven’t worked in eight years. Oh wait a minute, that didn’t happen because it’s fucking stupid. It’s just as stupid in fact for one simple reason. In order to be advertised to, you have to not be in the middle of averting your eyes in disgust and trying to choke down bile.
As if those husky women ads weren’t enough, Dove has now started this embarrassment.
The Campaign for Real Beauty.
Apparently women suffer from an epidemic of low self-esteem. That’s why they throw themselves at successful looking men like stunt-frogs in a Double Dare Physical Challenge. Because just like men, women think they’re worthless.
The Campaign for Real Beauty, you see, is trying to end that. Guess how. By taking free money.
If free money (donations for doing fucking nothing) could cure women’s self-esteem, then every woman on Earth would think she had a penis — or as I call them, magic self-esteem wands. The real reason women have no self-esteem is not because of lack of charity, but because they don’t ever do anything and they constantly fuck up. In a man’s world, that kind of low self-esteem is called good instincts. That’s why men don’t have low self-esteem; because we don’t fuck up like a hamster on fire running into a house made of toilet paper.
Just for fun let’s go over the reasons the Dove Ego-Inflating Charity was created — according to their website.
Over 50% of women say their body disgusts them.
Funny. I say over 50% of women and their bodies disgust me.
The body fat of models and actresses is at least 10% less than that of healthy women.
And a whiskey and soda is 100% more whiskey and soda than you need in a healthy diet. Here’s another fun fact: minimum wage is the most you need to earn to enjoy an acceptable quality of life in any civilized country. The message here is that’s precisely what women aspire to be: minimum wage.
67% of women think they “need to lose weight”.
This is the only statistic I have a problem with. The truth of it is that 100% of women need to lose weight. Start around the midsection, ladies, and when that’s all taken care of you need to lose about three pounds of clothes. Am I right guys. No seriously, I think I’ll start my own charity for this cause. It will be called the Masterson Fund to Put Fun-House Mirrors in Every Woman’s Bathroom on Earth. Our slogan will be, “Give Women a Purpose”.
In all seriousness, where can I sign up to give money to this travesty? And how can I make sure my monies won’t manifest in a slew of commercials encouraging women to sit on their fat asses and do absolutely nothing everyday?
Here’s a good alternative.
Enjoy Coke, Ladies. Not the refreshing beverage. I’m talking about Cocaine — because at this rate nothing else will make you feel worth a damn.
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A healthy diet will always be composed of high fiber frutis and veggies, low sugar, low carb and rich in protein.*::
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
I absolutely hate it when fat women want to be treated specially just because they are too damn lazy to get off their fat, I’m a princess, money grubbing whore asses and lose some weight. Most women are uncomfortable with their bodies because their bodies are disgusting. It’s not brain surgery to lose weight, it’s actually a pretty simple process, stop eating your fat ass weight in useless food, and get off your ass and do something.
The Dove campaign has nothing to do with feminism, actually it is just as old as time, an old way to market…Not a new one.
Even models look better after products, so it is just an ancient maneuver to make cash.
OKAAAAY. Wow I’ve never seen such hate in my life. I am a fit girl naturally, (I don’t work out and eat all the junk food I want and never gain a pound) and just reading this made me sick. His views on women are RETARDED. It is muy obvio that he is an insecure little child inside and I almost sorta feel sorry for his poor ass :( I bet your momma is thinking “WHERE DID I GO WRONG? :’( � BURN IN HELLLL YOU BASTARRRRRD! Ahahahah :) Love MUCHLY kiss kiss, LUCY THA BEAUTIFUL :] PS. DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAD SELF-ESTEEM LIKE MEEEE, DONTCHAAA? HEhe :]
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The eternal narcissistic Anglocunt refrain:
It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s nothing more disgusting to me than an unintelligent bitch trying to use insults to insinuate that her claims are factual.
You can attempt to insult someone. My, everything you say must be absolutely true!
Also, I’d rather take low and normal confidence than over-confident. Do yourself a favor and realize that the world isn’t your play-thing; Ontop of that, please realize that you’re not god’s gift to men. You are, in fact, the reason why sites like these are created. Enjoy your kitchen.
Who cares? They are closeted gays…none really like women, so they do not actually feel attracted to them, they like to control and what better than to destroy confidence in women, no need to take it personally, there are better men. Actually size 10 around the world in a poll taken by men was considered a good size, while some men did not agree, most thought that average weight was preferred. That is what real men prefer.
Gay men like Anorexia, no offense to gay men, but to the closeted ones who want to get a sex change secretly. Or just want to put women in their place. Well, truthfully master and slave relationships are a thing of the past, as women we do have higher standards. So if men think you are fat even if you are not, just take it for what it is, insecurity… When I was super skinny I never had guys, but as soon as I put on weight to a curvy body, I honestly had better luck. This topic is not relative to all men, perhaps only men that have a problem with women.
A bitch of any size is still a bitch and unattractive. Women’s insecurities come from one source alone, other women. No insult can destroy a man’s confidence. Men’s confidence comes from what they do and not how they look. Every pretty girl I know teeters on the brink of madness over her looks. I try to tell them to shut up and suck my dick but they never listen. They just sit jealously ogling the girl across the way. Sorry ladies, I tried.
She’s projecting again. It’s kind of like how when you reverse the genders of the SCUM manifesto, you get a surprisingly accurate first-person evaluation about the western female.
Why?
Weak stupid men. That’s all you are.
Wow, this is really pathetic. Now you go after women’s bodies. This is a big ploy. You are grasping for straws now. You don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s obvious you’re losing control and feel threatened by women. You should.
hahaha
I don’t think that I am worthless, I consider myself as someone that will one day make a difference to something, whether it be donating to a charity or adopting
Actually, if you look it up, obese woman far out number obese men. Probly because thier sitting around on thier asses collecting welfare, because they have no idea who the fathers are.
Right, but you have no problem listening to NOW claim that all males are capable of rape, or any of thier outrageous claims against men. Those women are smart and witty arent they. But when men write about issues concerning men, oh well they must be short fat and bald… oh the Hypocracy!!
Face it Erica, your still here because you know were right, females are angry and hatefull creatures, who loath themselves more than they loath men, and you want to know why… dont you.
Most credit I know women get is their husband’s Credit Cards.
Is there, perhaps, a link to this important fact, so that we can read it over and be impressed by your glorious revelation?
Didn’t think so.
Without Men, wo-men would still be hanging up curtains in caves.
Men are the fat ones usually. When was the last time you took your head out of the trough long enough to look around?
what the hell is wrong with u guys? men are the ones that sit around on their fat asses all day- men wouldn’t kno wat to do without woman cuz they can’t do shit. guys are just pigs and usually, men are the fat ones. woman actually work hard, and they don’t get any credit for it.
Oi darling! My dad already taught me how to think of and treat women… like shit! Funny thing is you like it as secretly you are shitty little whores and being treated like shit makes you feel honest about your selves once in a while.
Jesus Christ women are the most illogical creatures on the planet one look at the home page and they can tell they will not like the contents of this site. Yet they proceed to comment and argue about the issues raised.
Conclusion – They must just want to fuck you dick!
Female, for fuck sake. Take you evening primrose oil.