If Only Money Could be Made Out of Chocolate
You know what kind of lame feminist bullshit I hate the most? Feel good, horn-trumpting, back-patting, we didn’t do shit but we deserve a parade, lame feminist bullshit.
Wait a minute. That’s everything that comes out of a feminist’s big fat mouth.
Dove soap has recently poisoned afternoon drive time with a campaign to sell soap to fat women. It’s just like the time Rolex decided to market to slovenly hobos who haven’t worked in eight years. Oh wait a minute, that didn’t happen because it’s fucking stupid. It’s just as stupid in fact for one simple reason. In order to be advertised to, you have to not be in the middle of averting your eyes in disgust and trying to choke down bile.
As if those husky women ads weren’t enough, Dove has now started this embarrassment.
The Campaign for Real Beauty.
Apparently women suffer from an epidemic of low self-esteem. That’s why they throw themselves at successful looking men like stunt-frogs in a Double Dare Physical Challenge. Because just like men, women think they’re worthless.
The Campaign for Real Beauty, you see, is trying to end that. Guess how. By taking free money.
If free money (donations for doing fucking nothing) could cure women’s self-esteem, then every woman on Earth would think she had a penis — or as I call them, magic self-esteem wands. The real reason women have no self-esteem is not because of lack of charity, but because they don’t ever do anything and they constantly fuck up. In a man’s world, that kind of low self-esteem is called good instincts. That’s why men don’t have low self-esteem; because we don’t fuck up like a hamster on fire running into a house made of toilet paper.
Just for fun let’s go over the reasons the Dove Ego-Inflating Charity was created — according to their website.
Over 50% of women say their body disgusts them.
Funny. I say over 50% of women and their bodies disgust me.
The body fat of models and actresses is at least 10% less than that of healthy women.
And a whiskey and soda is 100% more whiskey and soda than you need in a healthy diet. Here’s another fun fact: minimum wage is the most you need to earn to enjoy an acceptable quality of life in any civilized country. The message here is that’s precisely what women aspire to be: minimum wage.
67% of women think they “need to lose weight”.
This is the only statistic I have a problem with. The truth of it is that 100% of women need to lose weight. Start around the midsection, ladies, and when that’s all taken care of you need to lose about three pounds of clothes. Am I right guys. No seriously, I think I’ll start my own charity for this cause. It will be called the Masterson Fund to Put Fun-House Mirrors in Every Woman’s Bathroom on Earth. Our slogan will be, “Give Women a Purpose”.
In all seriousness, where can I sign up to give money to this travesty? And how can I make sure my monies won’t manifest in a slew of commercials encouraging women to sit on their fat asses and do absolutely nothing everyday?
Here’s a good alternative.
Enjoy Coke, Ladies. Not the refreshing beverage. I’m talking about Cocaine — because at this rate nothing else will make you feel worth a damn.
Related Articles:
February 8th, 2006 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
“stunt-frogs in a Double Dare Physical Challenge”
You are Harley Mankin aren’t you. The man who can do what no other man can…or would want to.
February 9th, 2006 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ea5b60c84502
And you are still on a site where you are neither invited nor wanted.
February 9th, 2006 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
You are worthless arn’t you? I just found this site last week and have read all the articles on this site during my spare time (which there isn’t much of between working full time, being a single dad, social obligations, and keeping the fucking world spinning).
The actual quote from Dick was, “Apparently women suffer from an epidemic of low self-esteem. That’s why they throw themselves at successful looking men like stunt-frogs in a Double Dare Physical Challenge.”
Harley Mankin DID what no woman could do…or want to… make history and be wildly successful. Guess what? Women threw themselves at him..
February 9th, 2006 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Wow. I never would have guessed that there would actually be a Harley Mankin fan just wandering by, or have you been itching to take a shot at me now for a while and felt this was your big chance? As your time is so precious, perhaps you could better spend it in other ways, such as, taking a long walk off a short jetty.
February 9th, 2006 at 9:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5bf02b5343b0b
Way to put Female in her place, Devek. Sadly she enjoys the abuse.
-Dick
February 9th, 2006 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
I’m not a fan of human frogs per se as much as people who suceed.
I only had to wait a week to post since I wanted to read all of the articles first. My “big chance” was actually my first chance, but apparently its big so I succeeded (like always).
You sure have low self-esteem, I express disapproval and you wish I was dead. People with self-esteem don’t do that :)
February 9th, 2006 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
yea that’s right Deverk I love it, sadly, you’re not up to task.
February 9th, 2006 at 9:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
May I suggest ?
February 9th, 2006 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Mmmm, which one are you?
February 9th, 2006 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
Nicely done, Devek. =)
February 9th, 2006 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Arielle, guest has created a thread in the forums today especially for you. I recommend you wet your feet and check it out.
February 9th, 2006 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93a2cd85060bc
Devek, you da man!!! Female is nothing but an amusement, like squishing a mosquito once he has sucked your blood.
The Geezer
http://www.hatemalepost.blogspot.com
http://www.thespinmeister.blogspot.com
February 10th, 2006 at 1:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Welcome to the boards, Devek.
-wolfe
February 10th, 2006 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 3d2ba933680d2
Yes, welcome Devek and ignore the Australian Troll. It’s of the opinion that it’s opinion is sancrosanct.
But we understand it as “swill”, Jew and Muslim avoid it.
February 10th, 2006 at 6:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
May I just point out, Devek, you are a manly bison in a world of whimpy lemmings. Only a man would read all of the articles to make an informed decision /opinion. Unlike the slew of lemmings that this site was overrun with yesterday. Completely masculine kudos to you!
February 10th, 2006 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
If you really wish me to check it out, Female, provide me with a link or tell me the specific area it is in. I have no intention of wasting my time wading through the forums in search of some vague thread you feel I should see.
February 17th, 2006 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 2da6a050aaae1
u r an idiot i am a feminist n every1 with lyk 1 brain cel nos tht men suk n women r st as gud as men. luk at exam results dumbass. women cum out higher all the time. bt frankly im nt suprised afta reedin all the crap on this site
February 17th, 2006 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e4b55f66188d
Genius Helen, spelling checker not working ?
Incapable of making a reasoned comment ?
Must be another female.
February 17th, 2006 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e9100d1117f5
Actually Helen, as I have posted before, according to a study done at John Hopkins University. Boy out score girls more often than not.
February 18th, 2006 at 2:22 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Men are better than women at spelling, punctuation and grammar.
-Big Al
February 18th, 2006 at 12:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
You know, I skipped commenting on this because it really would be like shooting fish in a barrel. But what the heck. I’ll ignore the woeful quality of her writing; that would be too easy.
I’ll accept her at her word that everyone with one brain cell “knows” that men suck and women are just as good as men. (This means, of course, that women suck, which evidently they do).
Those with two or more brain cells, on the other hand, might be capable of grasping the truth inherent in this website.
Thank you, Helen, for providing a distinction that hitherto had eluded us: the opinions of single-(brain)-celled organisms on men and women and offering yourself as an example.
Just for you, I offer the gift of: http://dictionary.reference.com
and http://www.bartleby.com/141/
You can thank me later, after you’ve read the latter and perused the former.
-wolfe
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 5535e40fca630
I think we should start a charity for your cause. Just for fun let’s see if you can go over the reasons why we should do that. Poor, poor guy.
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 5535e40fca630
Actually, the whole site is rediculous. Probably created by a short fat bold man. (similar to the people who write articles on it). I have no idea what I am still doing here. Probably having a good laugh at those proud authors.
February 22nd, 2006 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Nice Man-Hash ladies. And thanks for the compliment. I haven’t been called a bold man in at least a week.
-Dick
February 22nd, 2006 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 38a2f30530df7
“Valerie Says:
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:06 am- IP Man-Hash: 5535e40fca630
Erica Says:
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:24 am- IP Man-Hash: 5535e40fca630″
As many times as we expose this effort (the brilliant hash#) we still have females doing the same over and over again.
Would this be split personality disorder or maybe some form of psychosis.
I am undecided.
February 22nd, 2006 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 38a2f30530df7
Pardon me for butting in but I have the appropriate link on my site for this
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
CJ, you and Dick really are serving a useful social purpose. I commend you on presenting yourselves as a repulsive example for other men of how not to be.
February 23rd, 2006 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 38a2f30530df7
Female, for fuck sake. Take you evening primrose oil.
July 6th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 23394c2a48d46
Oi darling! My dad already taught me how to think of and treat women… like shit! Funny thing is you like it as secretly you are shitty little whores and being treated like shit makes you feel honest about your selves once in a while.
Jesus Christ women are the most illogical creatures on the planet one look at the home page and they can tell they will not like the contents of this site. Yet they proceed to comment and argue about the issues raised.
Conclusion - They must just want to fuck you dick!
September 18th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b654751f5f4fb
what the hell is wrong with u guys? men are the ones that sit around on their fat asses all day- men wouldn’t kno wat to do without woman cuz they can’t do shit. guys are just pigs and usually, men are the fat ones. woman actually work hard, and they don’t get any credit for it.
September 18th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: c41fe27e96c6a
Men are the fat ones usually. When was the last time you took your head out of the trough long enough to look around?
September 18th, 2007 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Without Men, wo-men would still be hanging up curtains in caves.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
Is there, perhaps, a link to this important fact, so that we can read it over and be impressed by your glorious revelation?
Didn’t think so.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Most credit I know women get is their husband’s Credit Cards.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Right, but you have no problem listening to NOW claim that all males are capable of rape, or any of thier outrageous claims against men. Those women are smart and witty arent they. But when men write about issues concerning men, oh well they must be short fat and bald… oh the Hypocracy!!
Face it Erica, your still here because you know were right, females are angry and hatefull creatures, who loath themselves more than they loath men, and you want to know why… dont you.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Actually, if you look it up, obese woman far out number obese men. Probly because thier sitting around on thier asses collecting welfare, because they have no idea who the fathers are.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I don’t think that I am worthless, I consider myself as someone that will one day make a difference to something, whether it be donating to a charity or adopting
December 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b8661e6da7fc
hahaha
January 6th, 2008 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
Wow, this is really pathetic. Now you go after women’s bodies. This is a big ploy. You are grasping for straws now. You don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s obvious you’re losing control and feel threatened by women. You should.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
Weak stupid men. That’s all you are.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Why?
January 26th, 2008 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She’s projecting again. It’s kind of like how when you reverse the genders of the SCUM manifesto, you get a surprisingly accurate first-person evaluation about the western female.