The Evolution of Stupid
Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.
The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?
The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.
You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.
The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.
If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?
There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.
Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.
Man up and crack a joke or two.
That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.
The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.
Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?
Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.
Men are better than women.
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October 16th, 2007 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: a483de76f39a4
It may explain their always open mouths…
October 16th, 2007 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Evolution is also that, every time a woman messes with a man, he has only a few escapes for his own sanity : some of us drink it, some of us smoke it but a lot of us work it. I’ve known many men that have became total workaholics to keep their mind busy with some shit not to drive insane. Now if we look at that logic on a woman’s side, she actually is making her life even more miserable. Because the very worst part of it is that it actually makes competition stronger, if every man that gets fucked up by a woman falls into depression, hits rock bottom, gets up and work twice as hard to keep busy, it’s even harder for every one to keep up on that rhythm. If you consider that women work less and are less efficient in what they do than men, then their purpose, on a evolutionary point of view, is just to mess up with us so we “accelerate”. If we can put life as an entity of its own, it’s the way it makes us all its bitches by fucking up our heads via women for one the following purposes : accelerate, expend or grow, depending on how you want to see it. But Howard Bloom said it best. So the real question here, is, can we beat it? Isn’t it what men always have been trying to achieve? Beat life up, from medicine to war?
October 16th, 2007 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
Imagine the progress the world could make if men were able to simply work without having the liability of women. Look at Japan. Japanese society is EXTREMELY male-dominant, and they’ve made nothing but progress that has been unrealized in history up until now.
They’re also regarded to be one of the most intelligent countries on the planet. Why? Many reasons, but one is definitely that women accept their place in life, have kids, and accept whatever money is benevolently given to them by their husbands.
October 17th, 2007 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 41172a9c3b1c9
that 100% true, if only we could copy a good thing like that.
Dick i must say you get better each day, this is an eye opener
October 17th, 2007 at 8:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Much can be summarized by the first 15 minutes of the movie by Mike Judge, Idiocracy. When you give women choices they tend to fuck up and make the wrong ones consistently. As a generation of thugs and losers are born and the Mtv generation gets their daily dose of stupid the national IQ drops like a womans trousers at a banquet for investment bankers.
Women line up to be abused and abandoned then cry oppression while rifling the pockets of good guys. Its all so comical and would be hilarious except its all so true.
I’m glad I don’t have kids. The future doesn’t look so bright.
October 17th, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Sometimes I catch myself whilst reading Dick’s writings, and think to myself how sad it is that through all the hillarity in his words, that this stuff is actually true to the world we live in.
Good thing we men have a mantastic sense of humor, otherwise this could actually be depressing.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
Certainly Evolution explains why the plethora of vacuous women former cave dwellers suddenly have an overwhelming urge to become interior designers. And “Female” there is no need to correct my grammar as I already realize that using vacuous and women in the same phrase is redundant.
October 17th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
How’s your girlfriend, Hammer? Say hello to her for me.
This reminds me of a couple I met last weekend.
We were all sitting around at a party chatting, when his girlfriend then went away for a few minutes, he suddenly changed the conversation and started telling me about how he’d recently gone to a sexual health clinic. When I asked why, he said “impotence”. Like, hello, did I really need to know this, I met this guy like 20 mins just previously. Why tell me that?
A few hours later we were all chatting again and her boyfriend was sitting next to me and started saying something to me, I can’t even remember what, then his girlfriend interrupted and he turned to her and said, “shut-up, fuck you.” Instantly she shut up and he turned back to me and continued talking.
I then had to interrupt him and say, “look sorry, but if you’re going to speak to your gf like that, I don’t really want to be talking to you.”
Then he shut up and looked at me in shock.
I looked at his girlfriend, and she then thanked me.
I looked back at him and said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to abuse me now for saying that to you.”
You should have seen the look on his face.
He then thanked me for saying that and said I was “right!”
Hallelujah, the evolution of stupidity, indeed!
October 17th, 2007 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
Evolution is change. Everyday this site is flooded with wisdom that once only trickled down through the ages. Dick regales we men with humorous and precise depictions of women’s inferiority and we as men join each other in triumphant laughter as we evolve a deeper understanding of our nature and purpose in life. FEMALE, your presence serves only to demonstrate the accuracy of all that is spoken here. Your posts are identical and show no signs of growth. I think I speak for all when I say you should take your stupidity and evolve right the fuck off Dick’s site.
October 17th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
@female. Guess that was some kinda twisted parable story but i got bored half way through so didn’t finish it. Don’t you have to go move the furniture or cover the chairs in some floral pattern?
October 17th, 2007 at 8:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
The chairs are too heavy for me to shift, dang. Here is my house, so you know where to send the burly men who I can then supervise and issue orders to. Thanks!
http://www.skhs.org.au/SKHSbuildings/40.htm
October 17th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: cacb4673dc85d
Lurk more female.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
Female, you are SOOOOOOOO full of shit !!
There is not a chance that that man, a virtual stranger, would have had a conversation with you concerning his own impotence. What is more likely to have happened is that the man disappeared and the woman you were talking to started to talk about him behind his back. I bet you were sniggering away like school kids.
I remember the days when I was stupid enough to allow a woman to live in my house. Her sister in law came over one evening in tears and they started talking so I left them to it. Because she was annoyed with her hubby she was slagging him off and bringing up all the sexual problems they had ever had. What a bitch! Do you know how I know this? Well, I was in the next room and could hear her high-pitched squealing. I burst into the room, gave her hell for what she was saying about her husband (and my friend) behind his back. She was gob-smacked that I had heard her. She was even more gob-smacked that I threw her out on the spot and had to go back home and tell him why she was no longer welcome in my house.
My (ex) partner knew she was in the shit as she had been giggling along and knew that I had heard her. She also got hell from me and I told her in no uncertain terms what I thought about her for that kind of talking behind someone’s back. I told her that she had ruined any trust that I had in her and that she might as well fuck off now. She didn’t but it was only a matter of weeks before I kicked her ass out.
So, Female, I know just what kind of bitches you women are and so do the men on this site. That man may well have had some kind of impotency problem……many different causes…..and his woman probably said something in the conversation about it which was why he said “Shut up, fuck you” to the nasty bitch. That snide comment from her was likely what made him get up and disappear for a while and you two bitches took the opportunity to have a good laugh behind his back. Then you twist the story to suit your purpose on here and then add the last bit to make it look good for you. Sorry, but I don’t fall for your bullshit. The woman probably apologised to him for being a nasty bitch rather than him apologising to you. More than likely he never had a word for you.
Two versions to a story. One from a female who was supposed to have been there…… the other from an enlightened man who has seen and heard all this kind of shit before.
I’ll leave them male members on here to decide which one is more is closer to the truth.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
And if there are any typos etc in that last post, I couldn’t give a fuck so don’t pick on them. It’s 5.30am here and I am not at my best.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
RobC, sorry, but I didn’t read more than a few sentences of your first post, so I can forgive the typos that you imagine you probably made.
He did say this to me, it goes with the territory once people find out where I work. I’d start telling people I’m a lawyer except I don’t always want them to run away screaming. Only sometimes.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
Female, people who make the comment of only reading a few sentences of a post and then replying to it are also full of shit. You claim to be a lawyer therefore it is highly likely that you have read my post, probably more than once. Also, believe it or not, you being a lawyer, especially a female lawyer, does not encourage me to accept what you say as fact. I still lean towards the idea that your post is full of “porkies” and I don’t think that I will be alone with that idea.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
RobC, when you properly wake up, I suggest you read me again. You now think that I am lying about being a lawyer? LOL
I didn’t say I was a lawyer. I’m not a lawyer. Go back to bed.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
The moral of today’s discussion? Don’t bother discussing man-things (anything intellectual, fun, or hillarious) with women. Lies, deception, and outright stupidity do not a conversation make.
Don’t even argue with one. It’s never going to be able to comprehend your man-correctness anyway, so don’t bother.
Men… you’re men. And that means you’ve already won. Rock on.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
btw Rob, if you find it hard to believe what lawyers say…
you might be interested to know that your hero, Dick Masterson, is an attorney. LOLZ
Don’t worry, I find it hard to believe what he says, too.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
@ Vindication
I have no intention of discussing anything with any woman. My post was in reply to Female’s post and made the point that I thought she was full of shit. I then explained why I thought this and then left it to the men to read and decide which version was more likely. I still think Female’s version is bullshit and the reason for that is what I put right at the start of the post.
Every male will agree with that. I know that if I were to have impotency problems there is no way I would discuss it with anyone in public that I had known for only 20 minutes, male or female, even if they were a doctor. However, I do know that women would discuss it out loud with glee!
October 17th, 2007 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
People tell me their issues all the time, frankly, I’d really rather they didn’t.
RobC, you’re now telling me that you have issues revealing personal things to others.
…
And anyway, who knows RobC, it is entirely possible that if you did have problems and they weren’t going away, even after talking to many health professionals about it, you just might start to discuss it with many more people in the hopes of finding a solution. It’s premature for you to say what you would or would not do when you are not the one with the problem.
My diagnosis of the reasons for the impotency? Drugs.
After he revealed his impotency to me and I asked about his drug use, he then told me that he’d recently had a nervous breakdown!
It seems I can’t go to a party without someone saying that have had a mental health issue.
Am I the only sane person in this world???
Let me tell you another story from many years ago that I still remember because it was just so bizarre.
I was at a club, great house/trance was playing, which I love. Really nice club/bar etc. I had just taken a seat on a sofa after much dancing and this guy came over to me. He started his conversation with me by asking me if I was a teacher. I said, “no.” He obviously must have interpreted that as “yes” because he then told me that he couldn’t read and then asked me if I would teach him how to.
I kid you not.
Men say some strange things to women.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
As usual, you are incorrect. First of all I did not directly tell YOU anything at all as that particular post was aimed @ Vindication.
Second, I have no “issues revealing personal things to others.” I just don’t reveal them in public to strangers I have known for only 20 minutes.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
Fair enough.
Good! Because it’s somewhat unfair to do that to people. Social courtesy dictates that they have to appear nice and sympathetic and interested and it’s terribly unfair. It’s a party! Let people socialise in peace.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
And before anyone quotes the above..
I know.
Ciao.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a4d09f925fa82
Well female is a woman. By default, you win RobC. That was so full of shit. Which man will discuss his impotency in public? Perhaps he was being mocked behind his back for having a “small penis”.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
What’s the job that makes people run Female? Stripper or hooker.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 92db72c86765b
Proctologist.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Yes, asking a woman to teach a man anything is outrageoulsy absurd.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
whoever feels women and men dont matter in this world equally is stupid. neither genders can procreate without the other. it’s a symbiotic relationship. why badmouth either side? we are equally different and equally alike. and the difference cannot be compared to eachothers, becauase theyre differences. likenesses can, but you’re born what you are. thinking youre better than someone else is ridiculous, gender doesnt make someone better than someone else in this world anyway. wealth does!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Because it’s way too much fun.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
i hope its just a joke though…then its funny. but actual real people thinking this way is one more point against the human race. what about genderless people, does that mean theyre smarter than both because they are both?
October 18th, 2007 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
Tramp. Why is she always online? Whoring herself onine, eh?
October 18th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
There’s no such thing. You are either a man or a woman, brain wise. You either make money or spend money. You either get the job done or talk to all of your friends who hate you about getting the job done etc. the list goes on and on.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
i make and spend my own money, 6 days a week. would you call me a man or a woman? or fictional? like the chimaera?
October 18th, 2007 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
If you are a woman you can’t read. If you are a man you deserve the money you bring home.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
i can read, but my mind is more masculine than my parts. I guess I am both. I’m a boy with a cunt, and its not my girlfriend(s)!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Well you can’t read, because this site is off limits to people with cunts. So goodbye.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
is it because I pwned you? I’m pretty sure thats it. I shall continue to lurk!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
Men are better than women. By default, he wins.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Yes that’s right, because you pwned me. Fuck……
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
If she truly is a proctologist, maybe she would like to pull her head out of her ass.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
Bush is a man. And he isn’t better than anyone..and he’s a president! That’s the best you’ve got? What competition! The only thing men are better at is being 2-pump chumps! Your reward is gay sex because I’m sure women despise you! Newly won homos!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
Arent you jumping to conclusions? His term of office isnt over yet you have already failed him. Hey, you probably voted him “in” along with half the American population? Does that make them all retarded?
Despised?? Haha? Funny how you used that term. We despise you for being an attention seeking whore.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
Actually I’m not american. So happy about that. you’re attention seeking with your witless comebacks and bitter resolved idiocy. This is fun, I shall stick around I think.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
and yes, americans are retarded for putting that monkey in power in the first place.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: ade968be580ef
Her mouth is like a fountain and her words like the water, coming out constantly and going fucking everywhere, with no fucking point to any of them.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: dc0655c283574
I am not attention seeking. On the contrary, this site was made for men. You are a cunt and as such, are an attention seeking whore. You can stick around and supply blow jobs.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Such stupidity could only come from the mouth of a female.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Women are only good for making babies. When have I ever said otherwise?
Fuck off my website.
-Dick
October 19th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
No, Bush isn’t better than anyone. But notice he’s president and a woman isn’t.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
To all americans on MATWB.com, vote for Obama. No woman should ever be in charge of anything much less the world’s greatest superpower.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Why should I vote for a male coward over a female ignoramous?
Here’s another tip: the only female with a chance of getting elected is in Obama’s party.
October 19th, 2007 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Vote for Obama in the primary. Then it’ll be a MAN vs a MAN in the general. No chance of a woman getting her hands on the most powerful position in the known world.
Then in the general, vote for who ever you prefer - one MAN or the other MAN.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
Absolutely agreed. Thanks for the clarification.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m sorry I forgot you’re overseas.
DNC primary voters are going to nominate Hillary because they think she stands the best chance of “winning”. It’s like a spectator sport except the future of the world is at risk. All that matters is victory. Not policy.
Of course by then Iraq will be even less violent and starting to flourish and the cunt will go back on her seditious political theories and say she was with Bush all along.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 10f81783c253b
Really interesting here! Im just a neutral guy. Wanna know when the war between men and women will be over.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: ca159cc63d56c
I can’t agree that reading a manual makes one lose man points. Certainly as a Man, one should already know everything, but reading a manual is one method of getting women to shut up about such asinine things as “knowing how to properly assemble that” or “fly an F-18 properly”. Men know how to do these things naturally, but sometimes females just won’t shut the gaping holes that spew forth high-pitched tones displeasing to a man’s ears. Of course, manuals could be more properly used as a gag for the offending woman, but that’s a waste of perfectly good ink. Besides, there may be a funny joke hidden within the manual. Avoiding humor seems a more serious Man-Point infraction.
October 20th, 2007 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Not a problem. I just wonder why Americans intend to vote for Hiliary. Hasnt Bill been enough of a disgrace?
October 20th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
MansVoice he disgraced himself from not getting oral from someone hotter than he did. Well also the obvious of marrying Hillary.
Obamas out. I think after Sept.11 most Americans are going to have a hard time voting for a guy with ties to the Muslim community.
Hillary has as much a chance of getting elected as I do.
October 20th, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 0364a2b269277
So whos the best shot? Obama doesnt exactly have ties to the muslim community or does he?
October 20th, 2007 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27bb4a532c17e
@MansVoice no big ties to the Muslim community. He attends a very ‘hands in the air’ vaguely Christian Church, (I mean no disrespect to the man’s religion; it’s simply a lot looser than my faith’s Church) and he did go to a nominally Muslim school when he was younger — in Indonesia, a predominantly Muslim country.
And he does have the middle name Hussein.
I tend to the view that it’s a smear for politicians to characterize Obama as having ties to the Muslim community. (@mike If you’re a man posting here and you believe that, I don’t think you’re smearing the guy; I do respectfully think you’re wrong. Mind you, if you’re arguing people will think he has ties, well, you could sadly be right on that).
@MansVoice why so many Americans plan on voting for Hillary is a bit of a mystery to me too. Bill Clinton wasn’t a disaster, but he certainly was a disgrace.
Maybe it’s brand familiarity.
-wolfe
October 20th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Wolfe, wrong on what? Having ties to the Muslim community. Or most people wouldn’t vote for someone they thought practiced the religion.
I really don’t know his involvement with the community. You are obviously more political than I am. So what is the truth? I don’t like rumors.
With the net you get false info. What you get on TV, you don’t know if it’s the truth either.
It’s been said repeatedly that he was sworn in on a Koran.
October 20th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc742f2111c5e
Obama never swore in on a Koran.
That was Keith Ellison, a congressman from Minnesota.
October 20th, 2007 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Mansvoice, many Americans(demoncrats) are amoral ingrates.
They see life as an eternal existance of teenagedom pleasure and fun. Kind of like Caligula.
Here, we call them “boomers”. I call them scum.