The Evolution of Stupid
Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.
The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?
The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.
You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.
The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.
If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?
There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.
Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.
Man up and crack a joke or two.
That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.
The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.
Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?
Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.
Men are better than women.
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The chairs are too heavy for me to shift, dang. Here is my house, so you know where to send the burly men who I can then supervise and issue orders to. Thanks!
http://www.skhs.org.au/SKHSbuildings/40.htm
@female. Guess that was some kinda twisted parable story but i got bored half way through so didn’t finish it. Don’t you have to go move the furniture or cover the chairs in some floral pattern?
Evolution is change. Everyday this site is flooded with wisdom that once only trickled down through the ages. Dick regales we men with humorous and precise depictions of women’s inferiority and we as men join each other in triumphant laughter as we evolve a deeper understanding of our nature and purpose in life. FEMALE, your presence serves only to demonstrate the accuracy of all that is spoken here. Your posts are identical and show no signs of growth. I think I speak for all when I say you should take your stupidity and evolve right the fuck off Dick’s site.
How’s your girlfriend, Hammer? Say hello to her for me.
This reminds me of a couple I met last weekend.
We were all sitting around at a party chatting, when his girlfriend then went away for a few minutes, he suddenly changed the conversation and started telling me about how he’d recently gone to a sexual health clinic. When I asked why, he said “impotence”. Like, hello, did I really need to know this, I met this guy like 20 mins just previously. Why tell me that?
A few hours later we were all chatting again and her boyfriend was sitting next to me and started saying something to me, I can’t even remember what, then his girlfriend interrupted and he turned to her and said, “shut-up, fuck you.” Instantly she shut up and he turned back to me and continued talking.
I then had to interrupt him and say, “look sorry, but if you’re going to speak to your gf like that, I don’t really want to be talking to you.”
Then he shut up and looked at me in shock.
I looked at his girlfriend, and she then thanked me.
I looked back at him and said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to abuse me now for saying that to you.”
You should have seen the look on his face.
He then thanked me for saying that and said I was “right!”
Hallelujah, the evolution of stupidity, indeed!
Certainly Evolution explains why the plethora of vacuous women former cave dwellers suddenly have an overwhelming urge to become interior designers. And “Female” there is no need to correct my grammar as I already realize that using vacuous and women in the same phrase is redundant.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Sometimes I catch myself whilst reading Dick’s writings, and think to myself how sad it is that through all the hillarity in his words, that this stuff is actually true to the world we live in.
Good thing we men have a mantastic sense of humor, otherwise this could actually be depressing.
Much can be summarized by the first 15 minutes of the movie by Mike Judge, Idiocracy. When you give women choices they tend to fuck up and make the wrong ones consistently. As a generation of thugs and losers are born and the Mtv generation gets their daily dose of stupid the national IQ drops like a womans trousers at a banquet for investment bankers.
Women line up to be abused and abandoned then cry oppression while rifling the pockets of good guys. Its all so comical and would be hilarious except its all so true.
I’m glad I don’t have kids. The future doesn’t look so bright.
that 100% true, if only we could copy a good thing like that.
Dick i must say you get better each day, this is an eye opener
Imagine the progress the world could make if men were able to simply work without having the liability of women. Look at Japan. Japanese society is EXTREMELY male-dominant, and they’ve made nothing but progress that has been unrealized in history up until now.
They’re also regarded to be one of the most intelligent countries on the planet. Why? Many reasons, but one is definitely that women accept their place in life, have kids, and accept whatever money is benevolently given to them by their husbands.
Evolution is also that, every time a woman messes with a man, he has only a few escapes for his own sanity : some of us drink it, some of us smoke it but a lot of us work it. I’ve known many men that have became total workaholics to keep their mind busy with some shit not to drive insane. Now if we look at that logic on a woman’s side, she actually is making her life even more miserable. Because the very worst part of it is that it actually makes competition stronger, if every man that gets fucked up by a woman falls into depression, hits rock bottom, gets up and work twice as hard to keep busy, it’s even harder for every one to keep up on that rhythm. If you consider that women work less and are less efficient in what they do than men, then their purpose, on a evolutionary point of view, is just to mess up with us so we “accelerate”. If we can put life as an entity of its own, it’s the way it makes us all its bitches by fucking up our heads via women for one the following purposes : accelerate, expend or grow, depending on how you want to see it. But Howard Bloom said it best. So the real question here, is, can we beat it? Isn’t it what men always have been trying to achieve? Beat life up, from medicine to war?
Too bad ‘evolution’ has never been observed, nor will it ever be.
Why? Because frankly, boys and girls, it simply isn’t true! My argument here is not in appeal to any religion or alternative theory to evolution, but to appeal to the FACT that evolution is false.
My thesis: Evolution is not supported by any facts or observations, but is built solely on the interpretation of facts based on presuppositions.
Evolution does not happen. PERIOD. Fish are not crawling out of the ocean trying to turn into lizards. Lizard are not jumping out of trees trying to turn into birds. If I put some childs blocks in a box and leave them for 4 years untouched, they will still be in the exact same place as they were when I put them there. They might be covered with dust, but they will never merge or build into something new by themselves. Try it! See what happens.
Evolution is stupid, and only makes sense in and of itself, using itself to support itself. It is it’s own Religion, it’s own God.
Nothing evolves. Sure, species adapt and change, but this is not a matter of forming new genes. Genes that are ALREADY PRESENT in the body are activated or deactivated depending on the conditions surrounding them. New genes are never created out of nothing.
If evolution is true, then why do we need airplanes? Wouldn’t it be more beneficial to Humans to be able to fly? Let’s just start running downhill with our arms out or jumping out of trees! Maybe someday we’ll start to grow wings!
Believing in the religion of evolution takes tremendous faith, and is not testable. It is not science.
Life is degenerative, and the world is dying. Things are not evolving. They never did, and they never will.
Explosions destroy life. They do not create it, contrary to the “Big Bang” theory. Never will I stomp my foot on the ground and matter will pop out. It doesn’t happen.
It may explain their always open mouths…