The Evolution of Stupid
Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.
The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?
The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.
You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.
The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.
If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?
There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.
Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.
Man up and crack a joke or two.
That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.
The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.
Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?
Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.
Men are better than women.
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i hope its just a joke though…then its funny. but actual real people thinking this way is one more point against the human race. what about genderless people, does that mean theyre smarter than both because they are both?
Because it’s way too much fun.
*D3C*
whoever feels women and men dont matter in this world equally is stupid. neither genders can procreate without the other. it’s a symbiotic relationship. why badmouth either side? we are equally different and equally alike. and the difference cannot be compared to eachothers, becauase theyre differences. likenesses can, but you’re born what you are. thinking youre better than someone else is ridiculous, gender doesnt make someone better than someone else in this world anyway. wealth does!
Yes, asking a woman to teach a man anything is outrageoulsy absurd.
*D3C*
Proctologist.
What’s the job that makes people run Female? Stripper or hooker.
Well female is a woman. By default, you win RobC. That was so full of shit. Which man will discuss his impotency in public? Perhaps he was being mocked behind his back for having a “small penis”.
And before anyone quotes the above..
I know.
Ciao.
Fair enough.
Good! Because it’s somewhat unfair to do that to people. Social courtesy dictates that they have to appear nice and sympathetic and interested and it’s terribly unfair. It’s a party! Let people socialise in peace.
As usual, you are incorrect. First of all I did not directly tell YOU anything at all as that particular post was aimed @ Vindication.
Second, I have no “issues revealing personal things to others.” I just don’t reveal them in public to strangers I have known for only 20 minutes.
People tell me their issues all the time, frankly, I’d really rather they didn’t.
RobC, you’re now telling me that you have issues revealing personal things to others.
…
And anyway, who knows RobC, it is entirely possible that if you did have problems and they weren’t going away, even after talking to many health professionals about it, you just might start to discuss it with many more people in the hopes of finding a solution. It’s premature for you to say what you would or would not do when you are not the one with the problem.
My diagnosis of the reasons for the impotency? Drugs.
After he revealed his impotency to me and I asked about his drug use, he then told me that he’d recently had a nervous breakdown!
It seems I can’t go to a party without someone saying that have had a mental health issue.
Am I the only sane person in this world???
Let me tell you another story from many years ago that I still remember because it was just so bizarre.
I was at a club, great house/trance was playing, which I love. Really nice club/bar etc. I had just taken a seat on a sofa after much dancing and this guy came over to me. He started his conversation with me by asking me if I was a teacher. I said, “no.” He obviously must have interpreted that as “yes” because he then told me that he couldn’t read and then asked me if I would teach him how to.
I kid you not.
Men say some strange things to women.
@ Vindication
I have no intention of discussing anything with any woman. My post was in reply to Female’s post and made the point that I thought she was full of shit. I then explained why I thought this and then left it to the men to read and decide which version was more likely. I still think Female’s version is bullshit and the reason for that is what I put right at the start of the post.
Every male will agree with that. I know that if I were to have impotency problems there is no way I would discuss it with anyone in public that I had known for only 20 minutes, male or female, even if they were a doctor. However, I do know that women would discuss it out loud with glee!
btw Rob, if you find it hard to believe what lawyers say…
you might be interested to know that your hero, Dick Masterson, is an attorney. LOLZ
Don’t worry, I find it hard to believe what he says, too.
The moral of today’s discussion? Don’t bother discussing man-things (anything intellectual, fun, or hillarious) with women. Lies, deception, and outright stupidity do not a conversation make.
Don’t even argue with one. It’s never going to be able to comprehend your man-correctness anyway, so don’t bother.
Men… you’re men. And that means you’ve already won. Rock on.
RobC, when you properly wake up, I suggest you read me again. You now think that I am lying about being a lawyer? LOL
I didn’t say I was a lawyer. I’m not a lawyer. Go back to bed.
Female, people who make the comment of only reading a few sentences of a post and then replying to it are also full of shit. You claim to be a lawyer therefore it is highly likely that you have read my post, probably more than once. Also, believe it or not, you being a lawyer, especially a female lawyer, does not encourage me to accept what you say as fact. I still lean towards the idea that your post is full of “porkies” and I don’t think that I will be alone with that idea.
RobC, sorry, but I didn’t read more than a few sentences of your first post, so I can forgive the typos that you imagine you probably made.
He did say this to me, it goes with the territory once people find out where I work. I’d start telling people I’m a lawyer except I don’t always want them to run away screaming. Only sometimes.
And if there are any typos etc in that last post, I couldn’t give a fuck so don’t pick on them. It’s 5.30am here and I am not at my best.
Female, you are SOOOOOOOO full of shit !!
There is not a chance that that man, a virtual stranger, would have had a conversation with you concerning his own impotence. What is more likely to have happened is that the man disappeared and the woman you were talking to started to talk about him behind his back. I bet you were sniggering away like school kids.
I remember the days when I was stupid enough to allow a woman to live in my house. Her sister in law came over one evening in tears and they started talking so I left them to it. Because she was annoyed with her hubby she was slagging him off and bringing up all the sexual problems they had ever had. What a bitch! Do you know how I know this? Well, I was in the next room and could hear her high-pitched squealing. I burst into the room, gave her hell for what she was saying about her husband (and my friend) behind his back. She was gob-smacked that I had heard her. She was even more gob-smacked that I threw her out on the spot and had to go back home and tell him why she was no longer welcome in my house.
My (ex) partner knew she was in the shit as she had been giggling along and knew that I had heard her. She also got hell from me and I told her in no uncertain terms what I thought about her for that kind of talking behind someone’s back. I told her that she had ruined any trust that I had in her and that she might as well fuck off now. She didn’t but it was only a matter of weeks before I kicked her ass out.
So, Female, I know just what kind of bitches you women are and so do the men on this site. That man may well have had some kind of impotency problem……many different causes…..and his woman probably said something in the conversation about it which was why he said “Shut up, fuck you” to the nasty bitch. That snide comment from her was likely what made him get up and disappear for a while and you two bitches took the opportunity to have a good laugh behind his back. Then you twist the story to suit your purpose on here and then add the last bit to make it look good for you. Sorry, but I don’t fall for your bullshit. The woman probably apologised to him for being a nasty bitch rather than him apologising to you. More than likely he never had a word for you.
Two versions to a story. One from a female who was supposed to have been there…… the other from an enlightened man who has seen and heard all this kind of shit before.
I’ll leave them male members on here to decide which one is more is closer to the truth.
Lurk more female.