The Evolution of Stupid
Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.
The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?
The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.
You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.
The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.
If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?
There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.
Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.
Man up and crack a joke or two.
That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.
The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.
Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?
Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.
Men are better than women.
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October 18th, 2007 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
Tramp. Why is she always online? Whoring herself onine, eh?
October 18th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
There’s no such thing. You are either a man or a woman, brain wise. You either make money or spend money. You either get the job done or talk to all of your friends who hate you about getting the job done etc. the list goes on and on.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
i make and spend my own money, 6 days a week. would you call me a man or a woman? or fictional? like the chimaera?
October 18th, 2007 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
If you are a woman you can’t read. If you are a man you deserve the money you bring home.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
i can read, but my mind is more masculine than my parts. I guess I am both. I’m a boy with a cunt, and its not my girlfriend(s)!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Well you can’t read, because this site is off limits to people with cunts. So goodbye.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 3:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
is it because I pwned you? I’m pretty sure thats it. I shall continue to lurk!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
Men are better than women. By default, he wins.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ef61e5a5005e
Yes that’s right, because you pwned me. Fuck……
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
If she truly is a proctologist, maybe she would like to pull her head out of her ass.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
Bush is a man. And he isn’t better than anyone..and he’s a president! That’s the best you’ve got? What competition! The only thing men are better at is being 2-pump chumps! Your reward is gay sex because I’m sure women despise you! Newly won homos!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
Arent you jumping to conclusions? His term of office isnt over yet you have already failed him. Hey, you probably voted him “in” along with half the American population? Does that make them all retarded?
Despised?? Haha? Funny how you used that term. We despise you for being an attention seeking whore.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
Actually I’m not american. So happy about that. you’re attention seeking with your witless comebacks and bitter resolved idiocy. This is fun, I shall stick around I think.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 09716b6b1973c
and yes, americans are retarded for putting that monkey in power in the first place.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: ade968be580ef
Her mouth is like a fountain and her words like the water, coming out constantly and going fucking everywhere, with no fucking point to any of them.
*D3C*
October 18th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: dc0655c283574
I am not attention seeking. On the contrary, this site was made for men. You are a cunt and as such, are an attention seeking whore. You can stick around and supply blow jobs.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Such stupidity could only come from the mouth of a female.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Women are only good for making babies. When have I ever said otherwise?
Fuck off my website.
-Dick
October 19th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
No, Bush isn’t better than anyone. But notice he’s president and a woman isn’t.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
To all americans on MATWB.com, vote for Obama. No woman should ever be in charge of anything much less the world’s greatest superpower.