The Evolution of Stupid
Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.
The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?
The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.
You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.
The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.
If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?
There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.
Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.
Man up and crack a joke or two.
That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.
The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.
Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?
Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.
Men are better than women.
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I fully agree with RobC. I am from Singapore yet I am feeling the heat. In my opinion, dont scatter throw the votes to different politicians. Choose one and vote for him.
Too damned short for comfort. 8/5 shots win quite often.
In Vegas? 8 to 5.
-Dick
I have said this in another thread but a woman as the president of the USA, the world’s superpower, scares the shit out of me.
Forget the sexism, forget all the MABTW comments; I am from the UK and I would like an answer to a question from someone who is sharp and up to date with american politics.
What are the true odds that Hillary Clinton ends up as President?
Those are feminists.
Is that because your nation is about to go into further debt paying for their retirement? Something everyone in the Anglosphere can all look forward to, I guess.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_boomer
What about assholes who are ruining this country.
Mansvoice, many Americans(demoncrats) are amoral ingrates.
They see life as an eternal existance of teenagedom pleasure and fun. Kind of like Caligula.
Here, we call them “boomers”. I call them scum.
Obama never swore in on a Koran.
That was Keith Ellison, a congressman from Minnesota.
Wolfe, wrong on what? Having ties to the Muslim community. Or most people wouldn’t vote for someone they thought practiced the religion.
I really don’t know his involvement with the community. You are obviously more political than I am. So what is the truth? I don’t like rumors.
With the net you get false info. What you get on TV, you don’t know if it’s the truth either.
It’s been said repeatedly that he was sworn in on a Koran.
@MansVoice no big ties to the Muslim community. He attends a very ‘hands in the air’ vaguely Christian Church, (I mean no disrespect to the man’s religion; it’s simply a lot looser than my faith’s Church) and he did go to a nominally Muslim school when he was younger — in Indonesia, a predominantly Muslim country.
And he does have the middle name Hussein.
I tend to the view that it’s a smear for politicians to characterize Obama as having ties to the Muslim community. (@mike If you’re a man posting here and you believe that, I don’t think you’re smearing the guy; I do respectfully think you’re wrong. Mind you, if you’re arguing people will think he has ties, well, you could sadly be right on that).
@MansVoice why so many Americans plan on voting for Hillary is a bit of a mystery to me too. Bill Clinton wasn’t a disaster, but he certainly was a disgrace.
Maybe it’s brand familiarity.
-wolfe
So whos the best shot? Obama doesnt exactly have ties to the muslim community or does he?
MansVoice he disgraced himself from not getting oral from someone hotter than he did. Well also the obvious of marrying Hillary.
Obamas out. I think after Sept.11 most Americans are going to have a hard time voting for a guy with ties to the Muslim community.
Hillary has as much a chance of getting elected as I do.
Not a problem. I just wonder why Americans intend to vote for Hiliary. Hasnt Bill been enough of a disgrace?
I can’t agree that reading a manual makes one lose man points. Certainly as a Man, one should already know everything, but reading a manual is one method of getting women to shut up about such asinine things as “knowing how to properly assemble that” or “fly an F-18 properly”. Men know how to do these things naturally, but sometimes females just won’t shut the gaping holes that spew forth high-pitched tones displeasing to a man’s ears. Of course, manuals could be more properly used as a gag for the offending woman, but that’s a waste of perfectly good ink. Besides, there may be a funny joke hidden within the manual. Avoiding humor seems a more serious Man-Point infraction.
Really interesting here! Im just a neutral guy. Wanna know when the war between men and women will be over.
I’m sorry I forgot you’re overseas.
DNC primary voters are going to nominate Hillary because they think she stands the best chance of “winning”. It’s like a spectator sport except the future of the world is at risk. All that matters is victory. Not policy.
Of course by then Iraq will be even less violent and starting to flourish and the cunt will go back on her seditious political theories and say she was with Bush all along.
Absolutely agreed. Thanks for the clarification.
Vote for Obama in the primary. Then it’ll be a MAN vs a MAN in the general. No chance of a woman getting her hands on the most powerful position in the known world.
Then in the general, vote for who ever you prefer - one MAN or the other MAN.
Why should I vote for a male coward over a female ignoramous?
Here’s another tip: the only female with a chance of getting elected is in Obama’s party.