The Greatest Mother in America

Since when did women know how to take a stand?

They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in. This woman is defiant like a man. She believes in shit like a man. And godammit she’s making a fuss about it. Manly.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson is this December’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month, and her message is: all women need to be immediately stripped of their children. Way to go, Gardenia.

Did you know children raised by a mother and father together are more likely to become criminals than children raised by single fathers? How do you like those apples? The science of statistics once again proves men are better than women. This time it additionally says women are poison to children.

Speaking scientifically, consider the absurdity of a woman raising a child. Isn’t that a bit like having a television cook your meals? The television has no taste buds or nose, it just wastes all the time you give it and is pretty to look at in the evening. What does that have to do with cooking a meal?

Nothing.

Children need things only a man can provide. Things like security and a moral center. What the fuck are women going to teach children about having a moral center? They’re all prostitutes. That’s not very fucking moral. Children also need clothes and food. Now how are women going to get that stuff? By prostituting themselves out of course.

If Nature wanted women to raise children, she would have given them more than half a brain to go out and get a job.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson agrees with me, and she showed her contempt for women having access to their babies yesterday by locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion.

Good for her. It’s time more women started worrying about the welfare of their kids and fought to get their babies as fucking far away from themselves as possible. Johansson has killed two birds with one stone here as well by doing a little shopping for herself in the process. How manly is that! You can’t even spell man-efficient without M, A, N.

Just ask yourself this next time you see or hear of a woman battling for the custody of her children. Would everyone be so fucking thrilled about a mother with leprosy clinging to her child like it was Jesus’ ankle? No. It’s the exact same. All women have leprosy — a leprosy of morality.

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Comment by a sophmore in high school
2010-08-07 15:32:13 - IP Man-Hash: 1d1c18d97a78b

If women suck at parenting then let men do it.

Problem solved.

 
Comment by Jacobi
2010-04-21 18:54:48 - IP Man-Hash: 7c47bb581edc6

I’ve got to say… that’s some opinion of mothers you’ve got there. I’ve been on this site for a while and shown it to my two sisters and we all think it’s absolutely halarious and insightful. Yes, I know, no women allowed. But they’re two amazing gals who you men would really find genuine and different and they appreciate what you’re doin here. Why? Because our single mother who raised us is brilliant. I mean it. She’s is the kind of git-er-done sort of lady that would make any man proud to call her mom. That’s why this has got to be the first article I really don’t agree with. Sorry, but I know this often isn’t the case.

 
Comment by manuel
2010-02-18 09:13:52 - IP Man-Hash: 30a2c98a3fef0

and just think…all that drama can be avoided if only women learn to take their pills and men use the condoms that DONT break…
or everyone can just keep to themselves and wont have to worry about the diseases either.

Comment by Harry
2010-02-18 09:22:29 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

While living in an ever more permissive society. Great idea manuel. You like living in a dream land like females?

Comment by manuel
2010-02-18 09:38:12 - IP Man-Hash: 30a2c98a3fef0

just stating fact. its alot like having a healthy lifestyle. it doesnt exist unless you eat right, excercise or whatever, but no one does that because for some reason no one likes doing whats good for them…contraception included

Comment by Harry
2010-02-18 10:02:18 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

I agree. Trouble is, now that females think for us, we’re unrealistic with our kids. We tell them they’re capable of anything, we then let them do anything and treat them as adults, when they aren’t. Then wonder why they fuck up. They even know they’re going to fuck up yet do, because they know we’ll pick up the pieces. Time we didn’t. Old fashioned saying.

You made your bed, lie in it.

Try that with females around and be prepared to be manipulated with shame tactics.

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Comment by Raj7
2010-02-13 17:03:12 - IP Man-Hash: 76de6057211f2

Also, the pussified males are to blame.They let their whore whimmin control and manipulate them.If all men could just tell themselves to be more assertive/dominant and DONT depend on or trust women blindly .Women need to be told their place and must respect their men.And even then, if she proves her worth/loyalty, think twice before you trust her.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-13 17:07:58 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Absolutely

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-13 17:13:34 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

@raj: In principal I agree with you. Unfortunately, todays society and mens loyalty to their children allow men to be manipulated. More often then not, just to get her to STFU for a while.

Women are devious fuckers, don’t underestimate them. They will use any and every advantage against you. Then have the nerve to call you a manipulator if you question her actions.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-13 17:15:52 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

The moment a woman gives you a child (hopefully yours) she has you by the bollocks. She knows it.

 
 
Comment by Hill
2010-02-13 13:43:12 - IP Man-Hash: e34a32254e5ff

How about the men that get a women pregnant and leaves and she has to raise and provide for the child financially all by herself? I see this situation all the time. Yeah it takes two to tango but lets face it the women are the one responsible for any life created. Dad can just walk away from everything, and sadly many many do.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-13 16:10:19 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

This one is stupid beyond redemption, she can’t see passed ‘women as victims’ which is the saddest thing of all.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-13 16:40:37 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

But who’s the actual victim. Her for trying to trap the bloke with a child, so she can leech off him? Him for having the balls to say NO and walk away? Or the child for having a mother that used him/her as a tool to to make a living?

I agree, WE see it all the time too and are fucking disgusted women can be so shallow.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-13 16:45:38 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Absolutely Harry!

Comment by Harry
2010-02-13 16:50:28 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

”I agree, WE see it all the time too and are fucking disgusted women can be so shallow.”

And even more disgusted our governments not only allow but can be seen to encourage such behaviour.

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Comment by Watcher
2010-02-13 16:56:21 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Remember Harry, 51% of the voting electorate is female and feminists are overly represented in the media.

This society is done, ho-hum time to learn Chinese I suppose; I wonder what’s Mandarin for, “Where’s my dinner!”.

 
Comment by Watcher
2010-02-13 17:00:00 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

The old ones are always the best.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-13 17:04:56 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

Lol.

Ye I know but things are bound to get worse. Everything will come to a head eventually.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Vagrath666
2008-09-29 16:52:37 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Men can’t even run the economy, men can’t even get over themselves nor can they get over detached behavior and self pride.

Women can, that is why women like men… Men can only enjoy themselves… Everything is an extension a man’s ego, women think the other way around.

Comment by Lucian
2008-11-10 13:11:14 - IP Man-Hash: 84619860e3e58

OOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably pissed Barack won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom was great……she had a job, cooked, cleaned and took me to PTA MEETINGS, on top of that did everything , fixed tires worked on the car etc…You guys need HELP! Issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was also Bipolar, never abused me, never had a breakdown and has a 165 IQ!

You guys are pitiful….

Sad cynical cunts… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Todd
2009-01-14 14:05:53 - IP Man-Hash: 2ffb346fdd519

PTA meetings are for pussies

 
Comment by Conjecture
2009-02-12 14:23:29 - IP Man-Hash: 9125c55b314f1

Judging by your brilliant turn of phrase, she obviously raised you exceptionally well.

 
 
 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-24 23:45:42 - IP Man-Hash: 81982691b3683

You know he posts like 4 days ago and the chances of him seeing this is low, right? I’m sure he would have posted by now otherwise.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-04-24 19:18:31 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Bleached, said:

I was born. Before I knew how to suck milk, the most sensitive part of my body was circumcised without adequate anesthetic causing permanent sensation loss and flooding the area of my brain meant for pleasure with the most excruciating pain known to man.

I was then swiftly given up for adoption.

I was raised conservatively and told that Jesus would take care of me. I was taught not to indulge in sexual activities until marriage. I was raised to be faithful to those I love and that which I was told to worship.

I was raised in a submissive role and developed habits like holding doors for women. Everything I did was in the “Ladies first” mentality. Being male, my 16th birthday was not so sweet. I was told it would be the last time I could have a party with my friends. We went to a movie.

I turned 18 and had my arm twisted behind my back to submit myself to selective services. I bought a car with my own money and currently pat a higher insurance rate than my female friend – she has been in four car collisions; I have been in none.

I am now 20 years old. I cannot achieve orgasm. I’m fearful of my government. I am unattractive. I hate my life.

Well, after all that today, I’ve been thinking about your post. I don’t predend to be a psychologist, or have any real solutions, and bear in mind that with free advice, you get what you pay for.

However, it seems unfair to me that after a day’s worth of arguing about your post, not to address it directly.

I believe that the only person that can effect any real change in your life is you. I think that you are capable of a lot more than you realize, but you need to know your own strengths. To that end, I would recommend this:

Is there something in your life that you have always wanted to do, but never tried, or never thought you could do? Something that would really challenge you and push your limits, (ie martial arts, skydiving, etc.?) Pick something, and go for it. The more that you know you can do, the more you should be able to take back control of your life.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-01-14 14:35:24 - IP Man-Hash: 0823db3f8d087

We need to take control of the Anglosphere – then our lives would fall into place.

 
 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 14:14:25 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

But mom, he sunk first!!!!!

 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 14:04:31 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

Lynn said:

Wow. Just had an instant headache imagining entertainment negotiation strategies.

Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-04-24 13:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Wow. Just had an instant headache imagining entertainment negotiation strategies.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-24 13:43:21 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

Lynn said:

Ok, quickly going nowhere here. Cop stash, don’t use that tactic, there is an implicit lack of maturity there. After reading some of your other posts, I know that you’re better than that.

Arbalast has a point, and also misses yours, I think. He is talking about real, concrete solutions rather than sophisms for Bleached. You chose to address the less tangible arena of his spirit, which although it does need addressing, it would be more helpful for him to have an actual course of action.

Your gonna make a great mom, Lynn. I can see you clarifying a potential (if they don’t exist) son and daughter-fight over what TV show to watch at 8:30, much more an ethical argument. I’m wondering if your at this site in part for practice.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-04-24 13:36:43 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Ok, quickly going nowhere here. Cop stash, don’t use that tactic, there is an implicit lack of maturity there. After reading some of your other posts, I know that you’re better than that.

Arbalast has a point, and also misses yours, I think. He is talking about real, concrete solutions rather than sophisms for Bleached. You chose to address the less tangible arena of his spirit, which although it does need addressing, it would be more helpful for him to have an actual course of action.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-24 13:27:34 - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73

Like I said, too dense.

 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 13:13:08 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

well uh uh…………your dumb………..and gay………..huh huh? burn sizzle sizzle

 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 13:11:03 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

Arbalest said:

That was the point, your speech had nothing to do with him at all. But you’re right, it’s pointless. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn’t get it. Much too dense.

Oh oh oh, stop……please stop………..Your breaking my heart!!!! Your just mad cause I got a compliment from no manhole.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-24 13:02:22 - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73

That was the point, your speech had nothing to do with him at all. But you’re right, it’s pointless. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn’t get it. Much too dense.

 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 12:45:48 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

metaphorical moral high horse…………I like that

 
Comment by cop stash
2008-04-24 12:44:17 - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07

Arbalest said:

cop stash said:

Why the hell would I try to talk to this guy about his personal problems? I don’t know anything about him, and I have never been through what he has. It would not only be naive, but rude and thoughtless, for me to try to tell him my stance on his own painful experiences.

In essence that’s exactly what you were doing, telling him how he should just get over and ignore his problems instead of solving them. In fact you really wasn’t addressing him at all, just spitting out a annoying diatribe of how a real man should act. The man obviously feels betrayed and screwed over but you didn’t even notice while on your metaphorical moral high horse.

What are your suggestions, how should I adress him and/or the person who refered to all men as animals sticking thier dicks in everything? I simply don’t believe this to be true. I wasn’t telling him how to be a real man, I was talking mostly about how this site seems to insult women, while simultaniously insulting men. But, whatever you say buddy – your going to defend yourself at all costs, so it doesn’t really matter.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-24 12:34:41 - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73

cop stash said:

Why the hell would I try to talk to this guy about his personal problems? I don’t know anything about him, and I have never been through what he has. It would not only be naive, but rude and thoughtless, for me to try to tell him my stance on his own painful experiences.

In essence that’s exactly what you were doing, telling him how he should just get over and ignore his problems instead of solving them. In fact you really wasn’t addressing him at all, just spitting out a annoying diatribe of how a real man should act. The man obviously feels betrayed and screwed over but you didn’t even notice while on your metaphorical moral high horse.