The Greatest Mother in America
Since when did women know how to take a stand?
They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in. This woman is defiant like a man. She believes in shit like a man. And godammit she’s making a fuss about it. Manly.
Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson is this December’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month, and her message is: all women need to be immediately stripped of their children. Way to go, Gardenia.
Did you know children raised by a mother and father together are more likely to become criminals than children raised by single fathers? How do you like those apples? The science of statistics once again proves men are better than women. This time it additionally says women are poison to children.
Speaking scientifically, consider the absurdity of a woman raising a child. Isn’t that a bit like having a television cook your meals? The television has no taste buds or nose, it just wastes all the time you give it and is pretty to look at in the evening. What does that have to do with cooking a meal?
Nothing.
Children need things only a man can provide. Things like security and a moral center. What the fuck are women going to teach children about having a moral center? They’re all prostitutes. That’s not very fucking moral. Children also need clothes and food. Now how are women going to get that stuff? By prostituting themselves out of course.
If Nature wanted women to raise children, she would have given them more than half a brain to go out and get a job.
Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson agrees with me, and she showed her contempt for women having access to their babies yesterday by locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion.
Good for her. It’s time more women started worrying about the welfare of their kids and fought to get their babies as fucking far away from themselves as possible. Johansson has killed two birds with one stone here as well by doing a little shopping for herself in the process. How manly is that! You can’t even spell man-efficient without M, A, N.
Just ask yourself this next time you see or hear of a woman battling for the custody of her children. Would everyone be so fucking thrilled about a mother with leprosy clinging to her child like it was Jesus’ ankle? No. It’s the exact same. All women have leprosy — a leprosy of morality.
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You know he posts like 4 days ago and the chances of him seeing this is low, right? I’m sure he would have posted by now otherwise.
Well, after all that today, I’ve been thinking about your post. I don’t predend to be a psychologist, or have any real solutions, and bear in mind that with free advice, you get what you pay for.
However, it seems unfair to me that after a day’s worth of arguing about your post, not to address it directly.
I believe that the only person that can effect any real change in your life is you. I think that you are capable of a lot more than you realize, but you need to know your own strengths. To that end, I would recommend this:
Is there something in your life that you have always wanted to do, but never tried, or never thought you could do? Something that would really challenge you and push your limits, (ie martial arts, skydiving, etc.?) Pick something, and go for it. The more that you know you can do, the more you should be able to take back control of your life.
But mom, he sunk first!!!!!
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.
Wow. Just had an instant headache imagining entertainment negotiation strategies.
Your gonna make a great mom, Lynn. I can see you clarifying a potential (if they don’t exist) son and daughter-fight over what TV show to watch at 8:30, much more an ethical argument. I’m wondering if your at this site in part for practice.
Ok, quickly going nowhere here. Cop stash, don’t use that tactic, there is an implicit lack of maturity there. After reading some of your other posts, I know that you’re better than that.
Arbalast has a point, and also misses yours, I think. He is talking about real, concrete solutions rather than sophisms for Bleached. You chose to address the less tangible arena of his spirit, which although it does need addressing, it would be more helpful for him to have an actual course of action.
Like I said, too dense.
well uh uh…………your dumb………..and gay………..huh huh? burn sizzle sizzle
Oh oh oh, stop……please stop………..Your breaking my heart!!!! Your just mad cause I got a compliment from no manhole.
That was the point, your speech had nothing to do with him at all. But you’re right, it’s pointless. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn’t get it. Much too dense.
metaphorical moral high horse…………I like that
What are your suggestions, how should I adress him and/or the person who refered to all men as animals sticking thier dicks in everything? I simply don’t believe this to be true. I wasn’t telling him how to be a real man, I was talking mostly about how this site seems to insult women, while simultaniously insulting men. But, whatever you say buddy - your going to defend yourself at all costs, so it doesn’t really matter.
In essence that’s exactly what you were doing, telling him how he should just get over and ignore his problems instead of solving them. In fact you really wasn’t addressing him at all, just spitting out a annoying diatribe of how a real man should act. The man obviously feels betrayed and screwed over but you didn’t even notice while on your metaphorical moral high horse.
Wow, thanks.
I thought her post was outstanding for several reasons. 1.) I believe it reflected the reality of the diversity of people and their attitudes; there was no lying, or hints of lying or fact distortion 2.) it offered an opinion–nothing wrong with that, everybody does that here, and its up to you to agree or disagree with it. I think the strength of this site is you get a lot of different opinions and it challenges your thinking. As an example, a poster here expressed some opinions that have really challenged my very left-of-center political views, and I’m now reconsidering some of them. 3.) it was an uplifting message. I find that messages that are realistic but uplifting are very powerful for me. Just my opinion. Needless to say, what I find to be a great post may not be necessarily true for you.
Why the hell would I try to talk to this guy about his personal problems? I don’t know anything about him, and I have never been through what he has. It would not only be naive, but rude and thoughtless, for me to try to tell him my stance on his own painful experiences.
Well, I personaly do not have many bad experiences with men, actualy I have more with women now that I think about it. My dad is my absolute main role model in life, and that is terrifying in the since that I feel like I could never fill his shoes. The men in my life are awesome, always have been, and I can’t really relate to any of the crap being said on this site.
You two are horribly naive. Instead of addressing his problems, you’re telling him how to be a real man while suger-coating it with morality. Such speeches won’t allow him to move on and won’t get anything done.
@Cop Stash- you don’t sound like a woman. But then again, Ive been told on innumerable occasions on this site that I don’t sound like a man. Hail gender uncertainty with written prose. Great post, BTW.
Damn, that is sad. You know what though? This site is dedicated to feeding off of the insecurities of men. However, men have no reason to be insecure - no one is going to leave you because your penis is too small, women are not that shallow ( if they are you don’t need them anyway ). Men are great people, they have thier own separate views and opinions about things - not like this guy saying that all men think just like him. Most men do not work hard because they feel enslaved to women who had children to trap them. They work hard because a.) they want to achieve as much as possible b.) they actualy love thier wife, children and home; they want to work hard to provide for them so that they can be happy and have a good life - because they are good people and care about thier families. All men do not run around like animals sticking thier dick into everything; and most men certainly don’t need to sit around and worry about how many ways they can one up women. This guy really insults men more than he does women, and I know enough great men to know that you can’t lump them all into a giant stereotype with a bad attitude. Yeah there are a hell of a lot of unfair things in the world ( I’m talking about insurance, not your personal problems - thats horrible and I’m not going to touch that subject with a ten foot pole ) but this site neither adresses them reasonably or offers any type of realistic solution. Also, there is nothing wrong with ladies first, the whole idea in that situation is for you to be the bigger person and open the door. I am a women, and if I see a person of either sex who is old, or weaker than me, I always open the door for them, this is not submissive. Being polite or doing the right thing isn’t submissive, and can only make you a better person. There are screwed up people of both sexes, colors, shapes & sizes. Some of the people on this site are very bitter and inexperienced, others just like to argue with people online. Try not to let crap like this keep you from being the greatest man you can be.
P.S. I wasn’t trying to say you have a small penis
I think I fixed this problem.
I was born. Before I knew how to suck milk, the most sensitive part of my body was circumcised without adequate anesthetic causing permanent sensation loss and flooding the area of my brain meant for pleasure with the most excruciating pain known to man.
I was then swiftly given up for adoption.
I was raised conservatively and told that Jesus would take care of me. I was taught not to indulge in sexual activities until marriage. I was raised to be faithful to those I love and that which I was told to worship.
I was raised in a submissive role and developed habits like holding doors for women. Everything I did was in the “Ladies first” mentality. Being male, my 16th birthday was not so sweet. I was told it would be the last time I could have a party with my friends. We went to a movie.
I turned 18 and had my arm twisted behind my back to submit myself to selective services. I bought a car with my own money and currently pat a higher insurance rate than my female friend - she has been in four car collisions; I have been in none.
I am now 20 years old. I cannot achieve orgasm. I’m fearful of my government. I am unattractive. I hate my life.
That’s nice. Feel free to come back after the divorce and child support bleeds you dry.
All the men who think like the writer of this article, I truly pity you and hope that in time you realize how retarded you are. And this is coming from a man.
1, either he was absent parent:
See here is what women skip: The father is usually absent because A: He’s working hard to support the family. There are many men in the army, in the police or other dangerous jobs that cause them to be away. B: The father is usually ran off by the mother for some shit or the other. The divorce laws are so fucked up that there’s actually a Underground Railroad type thing going just for that. and C: The fathers are dead. Of course some dads are deadbeats but many can’t see the child because the mother ran him off with big brother Government
or 2, you are saying females are inherently evil. Either way, it just makes you guys look stupid for really believing that.
Yeah, tell that to the mother who drowned her kids because “God” said so. Or the one who cut off a piece of her son’s tongue. Or the amazons who killed male babies after they were born. What saints.
and also. You’re ranting to other people over the internet about growing up. Kiddo, please.
I wish you fucking teeny bopping entitled whores would at least try to get original insults, and spell them correctly. But you can go ahead and rap to children, may I suggest remixes of Hannah Montana using the Another One Bites The Dust beat…
But instead you get to be a woman, who not only rapes men women AND children, you can get away with it! Remember, she’s not a rapist, she just has crushing mental problems. Boy I wish I had sexual organs to get me out of all the responsibility of my stupidity. Besides you don’t have to be encouraged, it comes naturally to act like a animal! AND it’s government approved.
I wish I was a man running around like a fucking animal sticking my dick into anything with a hole rapping small children and other men. Aww it would be real nice to be able to talk to my penis all day and love it more then life it’s selt. Also I wish I was encoraged to act like a fucking animal. That would be so cool.
Sigh, so yeah, let’s do away with the female race. How about that. I thought females were raised by fathers too? So if they are so fucked up, what happened to the father’s role in raising her? 1, either he was absent parent or 2, you are saying females are inherently evil. Either way, it just makes you guys look stupid for really believing that.
Grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. People are assholes because they are assholes not because they are a particular gender, race or socioeconomic status.
If you don’t want to grow up, at least stfu or go end your life since you are obviously so dissatisfied with it.
Grow the fuck up. Seriously.
A real man knows what the fuck is up and you obviously don’t
If I had a dollar for every time some idiot that isn’t even of legal drinking age, hasn’t graduated from high school, and probably has no idea what a paragraph is, comes on here and decides that today of all days, she is a therapist, I would be much better off in life than I am today. I think that A.Libre has been watching too much Oprah/Dr.Phil past her bedtime.
Shaming tactic #’s 1@3. I am surprised she didn’t throw that we all have small genetalia as well. My gosh A.Libre, what else? Were we all molested/mistreated by our parents? We all must have low-self esteem as well. Girls like you, are like a well worn book. It’s already been read a million times over. How about you get over yourself for starters genius? I hope that you don’t think that you’re coming up with anything orginal.
Allow me to translate. Now granted I’m only sixteen but I actually think that I know something of the world from my cozy bedroom, and secluded high school. I actually think that I can speak for all wymym because of my FURIOUS outrage at this site. I actually think that I can speak for adults even though I can’t even buy cigarettes, or vote for that matter. I will talk about women as if I know what one is and their sexual prefrences, even though I haven’t had sex myself because Mommy and Daddy said it was a bad thing and is probably illegal in some way.
Hey like you A.Libre, natures a bitch. However unlike you I have to deal with her ass. The only thing I have seen women prioritize is A. The size of a Mans bankroll. B: What kind of vehicle he drives and C: Exactly how much money she can get from food stamps and welfare on the 1st and the 15th.
Obviously you can’t, fuck off the site.
-Strength and Honor-
Great…..now that you have had your little feminist rant, kindly fuck off Dick’s website.
I’m currently in the process of searching for a topic for my World History paper. While googling several people’s names, I came upon this web site. How? Not sure…it came up as a link…and I think that every single man on here is against feminism because you need to feel powerful. You need a scape goat, you have no women to love you in your life so you blame it on the fact that they are unworthy. Lousy excuse. You just can’t get any because your unattractive and you know it. YOUR SO STUPID! MY GOSH! Now, granted…I’m only 16 and have yet to see the full stupidity that the world contains but by far this web site provides the most ample supply of stupidity I have ever seen! I read your column about women not enjoying sex because they are bad at it! HA! …the only reason women don’t wanna screw you is because your 1.) Ugly and 2.) They have better things to do then be on top of you all afternoon! Women prioritize, everything comes before sleeping with you because you men give it a bad name…you think we’re bad at it? THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING IT? If I were you I’d get a blow up doll but even she doesn’t gaurentee a fun night. One look at you and she might walk off like all the others.
*btw, I know it says men only and I can read and understand directions but…this time not so much. I’d much rather let my opinion be stated then be “Oh my!” *covers hand over mouth* “Men only!” *clicks back button. I may not be a guy but at least I have enough balls to say whats on my mind, despite suggestions not to.*
Evidently, you dislike reality as well.
Uh huh. The thing is though, we can change it. I know that sounds like a hippie statement, nut it’s true. Just calling women who don’t know names (like saying all women are sluts) and just sorta in sighting hatred like that, really doesn’t help though.
Evidently, you dislike reality as well.
I don’t like or support that belief, at all.
But it does occur. Get the point. You dont get to do it. Aside from the fact that there isnt any semblance of equality, men are better so why the fuck should we give you equality? Anything WE do it done through the graciousness of our hearts, not because it has to be done. Your gender collectively is not even WORTHY of equality.
Thats mean you are the enemy. Period. Feminists are hypocrites. Dont tell me shit about women’s rights. I am not interested. Secure MY or male rights, the rights who matter. Until I see feminists taking ACTIVE steps in that, you are all going to get bashed. I dont care if I am stereotyping; live with it.
Feminism is about equality. Men have responsibilities. Women have options. This isn’t equality. You go by the same rules.
Well, I’m a feminist, and I don’t believe that. I don’t want men to sacrifice, because they are men. I want people to sacrifice where they see fit. I don’t want sex bias in media; for men or women. I am against all forms of stereotyping. I believe each person has the right to choose over their own life. I don’t think you can say “feminism doesn’t want this” or “feminism doesn’t want that” because their are different forms of feminism that strive for different things.
Thats right. But we have to do it, so you should have to. Feminism does not wan’t equality or look out for the rights of men. They only wan’t us to sacrifice.
I don’t think drafting should have or should occur. So if I were to take a stance on it, it would be make sure it would be illegal.
Men don’t either. But were eligible. Under the feminist doctrine equality means everyone’s equal. So you should be eligible to.
No. I don’t believe in drafting.
Being treated better isn’t equality. Petition the government for females to get drafted to.
Fine. Hate equality.
I didn’t think stands applied to bending over.
Note the word, “stands”. It means it’s what it fights for and advocates.
No females drafted-not equal,no females arrested for DV-not equal,no reproductive rights for men-not equal, women not paying alimony-not equal. What was that equality term again?
Umm no…it stands for equality amongst the sexes. Cathy Young is a good example. A famous quote of hers is, “lets agree; fatherhood matters”.
ROTFLMAO. Feminism, of any kind, is evil and bad.
People getting special rights and guys like us being bent over.
Ok then, each to their own. Do you know what liberal feminism is and what it stands for though?
Those are two meaningless words. Feminism and liberal.
Actually I do. Correct me if I’m wrong but you seem to have a negative outlook on feminism. This leads me to believe that you have encountered feminism with ideologies that oppose yours in an extreme fashion.There is more then one type of feminism. How do you feel about liberal feminism?
Unlike you and your feminist friends who actually try to prevent that from happening.
/sarcasm
Ego said
Nice work. You’ll just end up destroying humanity.
And Dick…did you really mean “…locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion. Good for her. ”
Cause thats not even something to joke about. That is a life that depends on her.
Men only abandon defective or otherwise hopeless children; Female babies.
We’re doing Man-kind a service.
1. Baseless assumption.
2. Besides, if anything, the woman leaves to colect her healthy share of alimoney and benifits.
3. Because most women spoil their kids.
You honesltly believe that a kid knows the mother after being inside a sealed bag in her belly for nine months? Well, guess I know the entire train after sleeping in one cabin, then. Logic = faulty.
It’s called PAS. Look it up.
And what do you base this on? Link?
Can it. You are equal. But that is not enough, is it? No, you want more.
You are talking to the wrong crowd. Go to NOW or something.
Yes, I think my father superior to my mother.
Firstly, you inform us of something we already know, namely that we are lucky, because we are men. And then you turn it around saying that we are women? You are contradicting your point in the very same phrase as you state it. That’s a new low.
we only want equality, to be seen as human, as people, but you deny us that even. why? men have screwed up just as much if not more than women, but are excused. We are people too, we have feelings, and needs. Do we not bleed, do we not laugh? Do we not cry? You bash women every day on here. Do you really think that way towards your mother? YOur daughter? Did you know all men started as females in the first trimester, but until a chemical is released, you become male? All of you are women too.
Most of you abandon your girlfriend if she is pregnant, so can can you know if a man is better at raising a child? a child has the instinct and recognition of their mother at birth, but dont know who the fuck their dad is because he had nothing to do with the first nine months of that child’s life. if a child was to choose between mother and father, nine out of ten, they choose mom.
yall are just mad because you couldnt fulfill the position of a pussy pleaser in bed and your wife ran on you, Wa Wa Wa, cry.
really? actually, they are more likely to be closet gays, transgenders and violent. women are nurturing and protective. we will KILL for our children, while men, usually abandon them.
all women are prostitutes “kl” dont play that innocent crap in here you wont get simpathy.
I agree with him^^^^women sell themselves out to the public like whores and then are mad at the world of men because they feel used. “You cant have your cake and eat it too.”
dont call all women prostitutes thats a lie. Talking about protecting and loving children when you said you would hate it if you had a baby girl. This is crap.
his “brilliant spin” along with your comment lends itself to re-considering the terms:
cookie and dog bone, not to mention chew treat…
This news of a woman(and a mother too!) actually thinking this way is almost enough to make me an optimist
If more women thought like her, man, I would actually feel obliged to open a door to a woman.
Don’t trust those whores too much, they will rob you blind given half a chance. Just typical female earning money and attention with her cunt.
That’s a rather brilliant spin on the topic, Dick. Well done. TMK.
One thing: is she even qualified to take care of a dog?
-wolfe
The average female has far less sense of integrity, honesty and fairness than a prostitute. Most women are sluts - they act good when they need to, bad when they need to - to play both sides and pull in the most resources. Deception, power mongering, blood lust, emasculation, humiliation - all in a “day’s work” for our average mother, sister and daughter.
Otoh, a prostitute is simply a realist and a capitalist - independent, accountable, professional. She puts up a sign, advertises a price, delivers a service, treats all of her customers equally, and says “have a nice day” when it’s done. To me that is far more honorable and honest (like a man, I must say) than the average woman.
They have no clue how to behave.
Women need a mans guidance in everything they do.