The Greatest Mother in America

Since when did women know how to take a stand?

They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in. This woman is defiant like a man. She believes in shit like a man. And godammit she’s making a fuss about it. Manly.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson is this December’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month, and her message is: all women need to be immediately stripped of their children. Way to go, Gardenia.

Did you know children raised by a mother and father together are more likely to become criminals than children raised by single fathers? How do you like those apples? The science of statistics once again proves men are better than women. This time it additionally says women are poison to children.

Speaking scientifically, consider the absurdity of a woman raising a child. Isn’t that a bit like having a television cook your meals? The television has no taste buds or nose, it just wastes all the time you give it and is pretty to look at in the evening. What does that have to do with cooking a meal?

Nothing.

Children need things only a man can provide. Things like security and a moral center. What the fuck are women going to teach children about having a moral center? They’re all prostitutes. That’s not very fucking moral. Children also need clothes and food. Now how are women going to get that stuff? By prostituting themselves out of course.

If Nature wanted women to raise children, she would have given them more than half a brain to go out and get a job.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson agrees with me, and she showed her contempt for women having access to their babies yesterday by locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion.

Good for her. It’s time more women started worrying about the welfare of their kids and fought to get their babies as fucking far away from themselves as possible. Johansson has killed two birds with one stone here as well by doing a little shopping for herself in the process. How manly is that! You can’t even spell man-efficient without M, A, N.

Just ask yourself this next time you see or hear of a woman battling for the custody of her children. Would everyone be so fucking thrilled about a mother with leprosy clinging to her child like it was Jesus’ ankle? No. It’s the exact same. All women have leprosy — a leprosy of morality.

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  1. mike5150 Says:

    Thats right. But we have to do it, so you should have to. Feminism does not wan’t equality or look out for the rights of men. They only wan’t us to sacrifice.

  2. Clair Says:

    Well, I’m a feminist, and I don’t believe that. I don’t want men to sacrifice, because they are men. I want people to sacrifice where they see fit. I don’t want sex bias in media; for men or women. I am against all forms of stereotyping. I believe each person has the right to choose over their own life. I don’t think you can say “feminism doesn’t want this” or “feminism doesn’t want that” because their are different forms of feminism that strive for different things.

  3. mike5150 Says:

    Feminism is about equality. Men have responsibilities. Women have options. This isn’t equality. You go by the same rules.

  4. MansVoice Says:

    Clair said:

    I don’t think drafting should have or should occur. So if I were to take a stance on it, it would be make sure it would be illegal.

    But it does occur. Get the point. You dont get to do it. Aside from the fact that there isnt any semblance of equality, men are better so why the fuck should we give you equality? Anything WE do it done through the graciousness of our hearts, not because it has to be done. Your gender collectively is not even WORTHY of equality.

    Clair said:

    Well, I’m a feminist, and I don’t believe that. I don’t want men to sacrifice, because they are men. I want people to sacrifice where they see fit. I don’t want sex bias in media; for men or women. I am against all forms of stereotyping. I believe each person has the right to choose over their own life. I don’t think you can say “feminism doesn’t want this” or “feminism doesn’t want that” because their are different forms of feminism that strive for different things.

    Thats mean you are the enemy. Period. Feminists are hypocrites. Dont tell me shit about women’s rights. I am not interested. Secure MY or male rights, the rights who matter. Until I see feminists taking ACTIVE steps in that, you are all going to get bashed. I dont care if I am stereotyping; live with it.

  5. Clair Says:

    mike5150 said:

    Men have responsibilities. Women have options. This isn’t equality.

    I don’t like or support that belief, at all.

  6. MansVoice Says:

    Clair said:
    I don’t like or support that belief, at all.

    Evidently, you dislike reality as well.

  7. Clair Says:

    MansVoice said:

    Clair said:
    I don’t like or support that belief, at all.

    Evidently, you dislike reality as well.

    Uh huh. The thing is though, we can change it. I know that sounds like a hippie statement, nut it’s true. Just calling women who don’t know names (like saying all women are sluts) and just sorta in sighting hatred like that, really doesn’t help though.

  8. A. Libre Says:

    I’m currently in the process of searching for a topic for my World History paper. While googling several people’s names, I came upon this web site. How? Not sure…it came up as a link…and I think that every single man on here is against feminism because you need to feel powerful. You need a scape goat, you have no women to love you in your life so you blame it on the fact that they are unworthy. Lousy excuse. You just can’t get any because your unattractive and you know it. YOUR SO STUPID! MY GOSH! Now, granted…I’m only 16 and have yet to see the full stupidity that the world contains but by far this web site provides the most ample supply of stupidity I have ever seen! I read your column about women not enjoying sex because they are bad at it! HA! …the only reason women don’t wanna screw you is because your 1.) Ugly and 2.) They have better things to do then be on top of you all afternoon! Women prioritize, everything comes before sleeping with you because you men give it a bad name…you think we’re bad at it? THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING IT? If I were you I’d get a blow up doll but even she doesn’t gaurentee a fun night. One look at you and she might walk off like all the others.

    *btw, I know it says men only and I can read and understand directions but…this time not so much. I’d much rather let my opinion be stated then be “Oh my!” *covers hand over mouth* “Men only!” *clicks back button. I may not be a guy but at least I have enough balls to say whats on my mind, despite suggestions not to.*

  9. RobC Says:

    Great…..now that you have had your little feminist rant, kindly fuck off Dick’s website.

  10. abaddon_fff Says:

    A. Libre said:

    I’m currently in the process of searching for a topic for my World History paper. While googling several people’s names, I came upon this web site. How? Not sure…it came up as a link…and I think that every single man on here is against feminism because you need to feel powerful.

    If I had a dollar for every time some idiot that isn’t even of legal drinking age, hasn’t graduated from high school, and probably has no idea what a paragraph is, comes on here and decides that today of all days, she is a therapist, I would be much better off in life than I am today. I think that A.Libre has been watching too much Oprah/Dr.Phil past her bedtime.

    You need a scape goat, you have no women to love you in your life so you blame it on the fact that they are unworthy. Lousy excuse. You just can’t get any because your unattractive and you know it. YOUR SO STUPID! MY GOSH!

    Shaming tactic #’s 1@3. I am surprised she didn’t throw that we all have small genetalia as well. My gosh A.Libre, what else? Were we all molested/mistreated by our parents? We all must have low-self esteem as well. Girls like you, are like a well worn book. It’s already been read a million times over. How about you get over yourself for starters genius? I hope that you don’t think that you’re coming up with anything orginal.

    Now, granted…I’m only 16 and have yet to see the full stupidity that the world contains but by far this web site provides the most ample supply of stupidity I have ever seen! I read your column about women not enjoying sex because they are bad at it! HA! …the only reason women don’t wanna screw you is because your 1.) Ugly and 2.) They have better things to do then be on top of you all afternoon!

    Allow me to translate. Now granted I’m only sixteen but I actually think that I know something of the world from my cozy bedroom, and secluded high school. I actually think that I can speak for all wymym because of my FURIOUS outrage at this site. I actually think that I can speak for adults even though I can’t even buy cigarettes, or vote for that matter. I will talk about women as if I know what one is and their sexual prefrences, even though I haven’t had sex myself because Mommy and Daddy said it was a bad thing and is probably illegal in some way.

    Women prioritize, everything comes before sleeping with you because you men give it a bad name…you think we’re bad at it? THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING IT? If I were you I’d get a blow up doll but even she doesn’t gaurentee a fun night. One look at you and she might walk off like all the others.

    Hey like you A.Libre, natures a bitch. However unlike you I have to deal with her ass. The only thing I have seen women prioritize is A. The size of a Mans bankroll. B: What kind of vehicle he drives and C: Exactly how much money she can get from food stamps and welfare on the 1st and the 15th.

    *btw, I know it says men only and I can read and understand directions but…this time not so much. I’d much rather let my opinion be stated then be “Oh my!” *covers hand over mouth* “Men only!” *clicks back button. I may not be a guy but at least I have enough balls to say whats on my mind, despite suggestions not to.*

    Obviously you can’t, fuck off the site.

    -Strength and Honor-

  11. anon Says:

    Sigh, so yeah, let’s do away with the female race. How about that. I thought females were raised by fathers too? So if they are so fucked up, what happened to the father’s role in raising her? 1, either he was absent parent or 2, you are saying females are inherently evil. Either way, it just makes you guys look stupid for really believing that.

    Grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. People are assholes because they are assholes not because they are a particular gender, race or socioeconomic status.

    If you don’t want to grow up, at least stfu or go end your life since you are obviously so dissatisfied with it.

    Grow the fuck up. Seriously.

    A real man knows what the fuck is up and you obviously don’t

  12. Men are shit Says:

    I wish I was a man running around like a fucking animal sticking my dick into anything with a hole rapping small children and other men. Aww it would be real nice to be able to talk to my penis all day and love it more then life it’s selt. Also I wish I was encoraged to act like a fucking animal. That would be so cool.

  13. Arbalest Says:

    But instead you get to be a woman, who not only rapes men women AND children, you can get away with it! Remember, she’s not a rapist, she just has crushing mental problems. Boy I wish I had sexual organs to get me out of all the responsibility of my stupidity. Besides you don’t have to be encouraged, it comes naturally to act like a animal! AND it’s government approved.

  14. Noel Says:

    Men are shit said:
    I wish I was a man running around like a fucking animal .

    I wish you fucking teeny bopping entitled whores would at least try to get original insults, and spell them correctly. But you can go ahead and rap to children, may I suggest remixes of Hannah Montana using the Another One Bites The Dust beat…

  15. Arbalest Says:

    anon said:

    Sigh, so yeah, let’s do away with the female race. How about that. I thought females were raised by fathers too? So if they are so fucked up, what happened to the father’s role in raising her? 1, either he was absent parent or 2, you are saying females are inherently evil. Either way, it just makes you guys look stupid for really believing that.

    Grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. People are assholes because they are assholes not because they are a particular gender, race or socioeconomic status.

    If you don’t want to grow up, at least stfu or go end your life since you are obviously so dissatisfied with it.

    Grow the fuck up. Seriously.

    A real man knows what the fuck is up and you obviously don’t

    1, either he was absent parent:

    See here is what women skip: The father is usually absent because A: He’s working hard to support the family. There are many men in the army, in the police or other dangerous jobs that cause them to be away. B: The father is usually ran off by the mother for some shit or the other. The divorce laws are so fucked up that there’s actually a Underground Railroad type thing going just for that. and C: The fathers are dead. Of course some dads are deadbeats but many can’t see the child because the mother ran him off with big brother Government

    or 2, you are saying females are inherently evil. Either way, it just makes you guys look stupid for really believing that.

    Yeah, tell that to the mother who drowned her kids because “God” said so. Or the one who cut off a piece of her son’s tongue. Or the amazons who killed male babies after they were born. What saints.

    and also. You’re ranting to other people over the internet about growing up. Kiddo, please.

  16. Dan Says:

    All the men who think like the writer of this article, I truly pity you and hope that in time you realize how retarded you are. And this is coming from a man.

  17. Arbalest Says:

    That’s nice. Feel free to come back after the divorce and child support bleeds you dry.

  18. Bleached, Says:

    Men are shit said:

    I wish I was a man running around like a fucking animal sticking my dick into anything with a hole rapping small children and other men. Aww it would be real nice to be able to talk to my penis all day and love it more then life it’s selt. Also I wish I was encoraged to act like a fucking animal. That would be so cool.

    I was born. Before I knew how to suck milk, the most sensitive part of my body was circumcised without adequate anesthetic causing permanent sensation loss and flooding the area of my brain meant for pleasure with the most excruciating pain known to man.

    I was then swiftly given up for adoption.

    I was raised conservatively and told that Jesus would take care of me. I was taught not to indulge in sexual activities until marriage. I was raised to be faithful to those I love and that which I was told to worship.

    I was raised in a submissive role and developed habits like holding doors for women. Everything I did was in the “Ladies first” mentality. Being male, my 16th birthday was not so sweet. I was told it would be the last time I could have a party with my friends. We went to a movie.

    I turned 18 and had my arm twisted behind my back to submit myself to selective services. I bought a car with my own money and currently pat a higher insurance rate than my female friend - she has been in four car collisions; I have been in none.

    I am now 20 years old. I cannot achieve orgasm. I’m fearful of my government. I am unattractive. I hate my life.

  19. Karu Says:

    Danielle said:

    All the men who think like the writer of this article, I truly pity you and hope that in time you realize how retarded you are. And I am pretending to be a man.

    I think I fixed this problem.

  20. cop stash Says:

    Bleached, said:

    Men are shit said:

    I wish I was a man running around like a fucking animal sticking my dick into anything with a hole rapping small children and other men. Aww it would be real nice to be able to talk to my penis all day and love it more then life it’s selt. Also I wish I was encoraged to act like a fucking animal. That would be so cool.

    I was born. Before I knew how to suck milk, the most sensitive part of my body was circumcised without adequate anesthetic causing permanent sensation loss and flooding the area of my brain meant for pleasure with the most excruciating pain known to man.

    I was then swiftly given up for adoption.

    I was raised conservatively and told that Jesus would take care of me. I was taught not to indulge in sexual activities until marriage. I was raised to be faithful to those I love and that which I was told to worship.

    I was raised in a submissive role and developed habits like holding doors for women. Everything I did was in the “Ladies first” mentality. Being male, my 16th birthday was not so sweet. I was told it would be the last time I could have a party with my friends. We went to a movie.

    I turned 18 and had my arm twisted behind my back to submit myself to selective services. I bought a car with my own money and currently pat a higher insurance rate than my female friend - she has been in four car collisions; I have been in none.

    I am now 20 years old. I cannot achieve orgasm. I’m fearful of my government. I am unattractive. I hate my life.

    Damn, that is sad. You know what though? This site is dedicated to feeding off of the insecurities of men. However, men have no reason to be insecure - no one is going to leave you because your penis is too small, women are not that shallow ( if they are you don’t need them anyway ). Men are great people, they have thier own separate views and opinions about things - not like this guy saying that all men think just like him. Most men do not work hard because they feel enslaved to women who had children to trap them. They work hard because a.) they want to achieve as much as possible b.) they actualy love thier wife, children and home; they want to work hard to provide for them so that they can be happy and have a good life - because they are good people and care about thier families. All men do not run around like animals sticking thier dick into everything; and most men certainly don’t need to sit around and worry about how many ways they can one up women. This guy really insults men more than he does women, and I know enough great men to know that you can’t lump them all into a giant stereotype with a bad attitude. Yeah there are a hell of a lot of unfair things in the world ( I’m talking about insurance, not your personal problems - thats horrible and I’m not going to touch that subject with a ten foot pole ) but this site neither adresses them reasonably or offers any type of realistic solution. Also, there is nothing wrong with ladies first, the whole idea in that situation is for you to be the bigger person and open the door. I am a women, and if I see a person of either sex who is old, or weaker than me, I always open the door for them, this is not submissive. Being polite or doing the right thing isn’t submissive, and can only make you a better person. There are screwed up people of both sexes, colors, shapes & sizes. Some of the people on this site are very bitter and inexperienced, others just like to argue with people online. Try not to let crap like this keep you from being the greatest man you can be.

    P.S. I wasn’t trying to say you have a small penis

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