The Greatest Mother in America

Since when did women know how to take a stand?

They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in. This woman is defiant like a man. She believes in shit like a man. And godammit she’s making a fuss about it. Manly.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson is this December’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month, and her message is: all women need to be immediately stripped of their children. Way to go, Gardenia.

Did you know children raised by a mother and father together are more likely to become criminals than children raised by single fathers? How do you like those apples? The science of statistics once again proves men are better than women. This time it additionally says women are poison to children.

Speaking scientifically, consider the absurdity of a woman raising a child. Isn’t that a bit like having a television cook your meals? The television has no taste buds or nose, it just wastes all the time you give it and is pretty to look at in the evening. What does that have to do with cooking a meal?

Nothing.

Children need things only a man can provide. Things like security and a moral center. What the fuck are women going to teach children about having a moral center? They’re all prostitutes. That’s not very fucking moral. Children also need clothes and food. Now how are women going to get that stuff? By prostituting themselves out of course.

If Nature wanted women to raise children, she would have given them more than half a brain to go out and get a job.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson agrees with me, and she showed her contempt for women having access to their babies yesterday by locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion.

Good for her. It’s time more women started worrying about the welfare of their kids and fought to get their babies as fucking far away from themselves as possible. Johansson has killed two birds with one stone here as well by doing a little shopping for herself in the process. How manly is that! You can’t even spell man-efficient without M, A, N.

Just ask yourself this next time you see or hear of a woman battling for the custody of her children. Would everyone be so fucking thrilled about a mother with leprosy clinging to her child like it was Jesus’ ankle? No. It’s the exact same. All women have leprosy — a leprosy of morality.

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  1. PROUD WOMAN Says:

    Most of you abandon your girlfriend if she is pregnant, so can can you know if a man is better at raising a child? a child has the instinct and recognition of their mother at birth, but dont know who the fuck their dad is because he had nothing to do with the first nine months of that child’s life. if a child was to choose between mother and father, nine out of ten, they choose mom.

  2. PROUD WOMAN Says:

    we only want equality, to be seen as human, as people, but you deny us that even. why? men have screwed up just as much if not more than women, but are excused. We are people too, we have feelings, and needs. Do we not bleed, do we not laugh? Do we not cry? You bash women every day on here. Do you really think that way towards your mother? YOur daughter? Did you know all men started as females in the first trimester, but until a chemical is released, you become male? All of you are women too.

  3. Talon Says:

    PROUD WOMAN said:

    Most of you abandon your girlfriend if she is pregnant, so can can you know if a man is better at raising a child?

    1. Baseless assumption.
    2. Besides, if anything, the woman leaves to colect her healthy share of alimoney and benifits.
    3. Because most women spoil their kids.

    PROUD WOMAN said:
    a child has the instinct and recognition of their mother at birth, but dont know who the fuck their dad is because he had nothing to do with the first nine months of that child’s life.

    You honesltly believe that a kid knows the mother after being inside a sealed bag in her belly for nine months? Well, guess I know the entire train after sleeping in one cabin, then. Logic = faulty.

    PROUD WOMAN said:
    if a child was to choose between mother and father, nine out of ten, they choose mom.

    It’s called PAS. Look it up.

    And what do you base this on? Link?

    PROUD WOMAN said:
    we only want equality, to be seen as human, as people, but you deny us that even. why?

    Can it. You are equal. But that is not enough, is it? No, you want more.

    You are talking to the wrong crowd. Go to NOW or something.

    PROUD WOMAN said:
    men have screwed up just as much if not more than women, but are excused. We are people too, we have feelings, and needs. Do we not bleed, do we not laugh? Do we not cry? You bash women every day on here. Do you really think that way towards your mother? YOur daughter?

    Yes, I think my father superior to my mother.

    PROUD WOMAN said:
    Did you know all men started as females in the first trimester, but until a chemical is released, you become male? All of you are women too.

    Firstly, you inform us of something we already know, namely that we are lucky, because we are men. And then you turn it around saying that we are women? You are contradicting your point in the very same phrase as you state it. That’s a new low.

  4. Ego Says:

    PROUD WOMAN said:

    really? actually, they are more likely to be closet gays, transgenders and violent. women are nurturing and protective. we will KILL for our children, while men, usually abandon them.

    Men only abandon defective or otherwise hopeless children; Female babies.
    We’re doing Man-kind a service.

  5. Clair Says:

    Ego said

    Men only abandon defective or otherwise hopeless children; Female babies.
    We’re doing Man-kind a service.

    Nice work. You’ll just end up destroying humanity.

    And Dick…did you really mean “…locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion. Good for her. ”

    Cause thats not even something to joke about. That is a life that depends on her.

  6. Necroswordsman Says:

    Clair said:

    Nice work. You’ll just end up destroying humanity.

    Unlike you and your feminist friends who actually try to prevent that from happening.

    /sarcasm

  7. Clair Says:

    Actually I do. Correct me if I’m wrong but you seem to have a negative outlook on feminism. This leads me to believe that you have encountered feminism with ideologies that oppose yours in an extreme fashion.There is more then one type of feminism. How do you feel about liberal feminism?

  8. mike5150 Says:

    Those are two meaningless words. Feminism and liberal.

  9. Clair Says:

    Ok then, each to their own. Do you know what liberal feminism is and what it stands for though?

  10. mike5150 Says:

    People getting special rights and guys like us being bent over.

  11. MansVoice Says:

    ROTFLMAO. Feminism, of any kind, is evil and bad.

  12. Clair Says:

    Umm no…it stands for equality amongst the sexes. Cathy Young is a good example. A famous quote of hers is, “lets agree; fatherhood matters”.

  13. mike5150 Says:

    No females drafted-not equal,no females arrested for DV-not equal,no reproductive rights for men-not equal, women not paying alimony-not equal. What was that equality term again?

  14. Clair Says:

    Note the word, “stands”. It means it’s what it fights for and advocates.

  15. mike5150 Says:

    I didn’t think stands applied to bending over.

  16. Clair Says:

    Fine. Hate equality.

  17. mike5150 Says:

    Being treated better isn’t equality. Petition the government for females to get drafted to.

  18. Clair Says:

    No. I don’t believe in drafting.

  19. mike5150 Says:

    Men don’t either. But were eligible. Under the feminist doctrine equality means everyone’s equal. So you should be eligible to.

  20. Clair Says:

    I don’t think drafting should have or should occur. So if I were to take a stance on it, it would be make sure it would be illegal.

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