The Institution of Marriage — Prison Style
Women love attention almost as much as they love money. That’s because money and attention are the same thing. Women are simple like that. Usually things they like are always actually the same thing. In this case, you can trade both money and attention for sex. Same thing.
By extension women also love stalkers, babies, and black eyes. They’re all just heaps more attention — another shovel of shit on the compost pile of a woman’s life. Have you ever seen a group of women at a wedding having a Cry-Off? That’s what I call the game women play where they see who can get more emotional over some stupid bullshit.
It doesn’t matter who wins. What’s important is who loses. And that’s you.
Every once in a while, some woman (or women more than likely) will rub all her little logic brain cells together for an hour and spark the end-all, be-all of cluster-fuck attention magnets. It’s an event of such preposterous gravity and chaos that it hits the life of a girl and everyone around her like a comet made of fucking diphtheria.
Men are better than women at not marrying convicted rapists, child molesters, and fucking murderers — which women do all the time.
What’s the worst thing a man’s ever done? I don’t even care and it doesn’t matter because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a fucking convicted murderer and rapist. It happens so much that they don’t even report it anymore.
Of course by “they” I mean the woman-infected media. If the media was run by men, which it should be — and also is, but I mean more obviously, like how a man runs a dogsled team — women and their gratuitous fuck-ups would be on a permanent ticker tape parade across the bottom of the screen.
“…Local woman trades child for new XBox video game console. When asked why she replied, ‘I wanted to get him a new XBox for Christmas’… …Fat woman surprised when heel breaks! More at 11!…”
There would also be more swearing on the news because we men don’t have sticks up our asses about that manner of shit. That’s a waste of time.
Why in the hell would a woman marry a convicted murderer? Does she have unresolved issues from her childhood? Yea, that’s probably it. Or at least it would be it if this were a fantasy camp for hugging and playing bongos and new-age patting yourself on the ass for doing fucking nothing.
It’s not.
Women marrying murderers is like a man marrying a woman who has a neurotic compulsion to make sandwiches and perform fellatio — that’s a science word for blowjobs. Think about it. Anyone on death row already has shitloads of attention at their disposal. So much attention that it overflows their glass daily. It’s just begging to spill all over a pretty little gutter that is his would-be prison-bride.
There’s also no potential for sexual contact. That’s every woman’s fucking dream.
A more despicable spectacle it has almost never been my misfortune to witness. Fuck this topic. I’ve disgusted myself.
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May 16th, 2006 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
Tiffany said:
SO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT YOU PUSSY’s, can say anything now huh?
How old are you? Five? Six? I heard better insults when I was in middle school.
Strength and Honor
May 16th, 2006 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
Desi said:
samdesiretiffanybreanna….that is the login that Sam fisrt used when we found this sight. we are four different girls that go to the same school that has the same third period class. so get your head out of your ass.
So we are supposed to understand your fuck up? What an idiot. Personally I can’t believe that you even go to school, however if you do why don’t you do everyone a favor and actually LEARN something.
and to James, ya we’ll give you a man solute, because we go to a military academy you fuck face. so we’ll be the ones out there risking our lives for you while you’re at home hittling your wife!
HAHAHAHA, WHAT A JOKE! First off you are in a military ACADEMY, you aren’t putting your ass anywhere but in a seat. Secondly, I don’t think your ass is going to be on the line anywhere if you somehow miraculously do get into the military(and with a mouth like that its a long shot). What I think you’ll be doing is sitting your fat ass in another seat and pushing paper all day, while the Men go out and put their ass on the line so you can say shit like that.
Strength and Honor
May 16th, 2006 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
May 16th, 2006 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
Desi said:
You males don’t stand a chance against us two, tiffany and my self. so get over it!! Life doesn’t always have to go your way, and when it don’t, you get all mad.
I fail to see how we don’t stand a “chance” against you two. All of your posts have been childish, filled with violence, spelling errors, hypocrisy and misandry (look it up if you don’t know what it is). All you are doing is proving this websites premise (look that up if you don’t know what that is either) correct. Even Thaydule, with her bland attempts at a therapy, hasn’t really done anything (even though she seems the more rational one). See with Men, you actually have to DO something to prove that you are right, not just whine and scream to get your own way.
Also, if you males really think of femals like that, than why don’t you do what Tiffany said, turn guy. The was a lovely PrideFest this last Saturday. i would be surprised if you were there. if you weren’t and would like to know when the next one is, i’ll be then happy to find out for you.
If you think women are only good for sex, then don’r even bother with us, While some women might sell their bodies, most women have a sence of dignity. so good luck with those hookers or other males, I hope you contract AIDS!!!!
Wolfe, I agree with you, it seems that they are all from the same hive mind. They never change their ways at all. The Laws of Women should be written in stone and placed in every public area. I sincerely hope that they ALL aren’t like this.
Strength and Honor
May 16th, 2006 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Should be something to the tune of
1) No women can stand up to Man-logic
2) If a women stands up to logic, it is becuase of a mind completely filled with childish rage, emotion and femi-nazi BS
3) If a women trys to use logic, either it is factually unsound or stucturally unsound
And then add the other ones on the forum. I think those are better than mine. They predict women better. But using my mighty i-MAN-gination, I came up with three truths in less than a thirty seconds. Perhaps these can be adapted into the man-laws
I pity the fool who argues with logic
-Mr.T
May 16th, 2006 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Stop it, Desi. You’re scaring us.
-Big Al
May 16th, 2006 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Sorry for not reading the earlier posts, I kind of assumed they were the random man-hating insults usually spewed by the women-folk. But as I looked closer, I was reminded of the scene in the Lord of the Rings, a mantastic movie/novel, where Gollum and his alter-ego Smeagol are talking to themselves. To anybody watching, it is a hilarious scene where a schizophrenic is talking to himself/itself. But to Smeagol and Gollum, it is a completely rational discourse.
My point is dont waste post space high-fiving each other with e-crayons. If you come here to try and defeat the Patriarch Male overlords, at least do it with reason and discourse, not with “I hope you catch AIDS” and “He probably doesnt have a life/wife/ has a small penis” insults. I will give props to Thaydule for at least being the most coherent and cool of the posse.
I’d quote and debate more often, but most of the funny obvious errors have been taken.
-Mr.T
May 16th, 2006 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab8dede5bb980
Thaydule said:
Well met my friends, this battle of wits is over, let play again another day.
What battle? It looked like a full scale rout to me. What wits? If you consider pointless personal attacks to be “witty” then I guess you have me there.
Strength and Honor
May 17th, 2006 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Yawn, more ill-thought out lies and imaginary achievements from 16 year old high school girls.
Once again we have absolutely no mention of which academy they belong to, what role they play, their typical daily routine, equipment used or anything of the sort.
Like the previous women with the imaginary Russian architecture degree. These women get upset, spout the first thing that pops into their little heads and expect nobody to challenge them.
May 17th, 2006 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Baa, baa, women sheep…………
Desi Says:
May 16th, 2006 at 9:02 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Tiffany Says
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Thaydule Says:
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
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May 15th, 2006 at 9:14 am- IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
May 17th, 2006 at 8:02 am - IP Man-Hash: d0c4311b71dc2
Maybe they don´t take their own comments on here as seriously as you do, Mike?
Why does anybody even bother with answering them if their arguments are below your own rational abilities?
It is clear they are not here to have a rational and reasoned argument… so why are you answering them and acting so amazed when they don´t provide any rational response?
May 17th, 2006 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
To abaddon_fff
Lets see, I should learn something; I am the top of my class, in the National Honors Society, signed up to go to boot camp in the summer(The Marines), and I only weight 132 ibs. So I dont get how I have a fat ass, how I need to learn anything else, and I will be putting my life on the line. So dont think too highly of yourself. Also, what do you mean about my mouth? I come from nothing but a family of sailors and soldiers. Don’t go making assumptions.
You men on this site can’t seem to comprehend that most women now a days have a mind of their own. You fellows are living the 19th and 20th century, where a women too “fragile” to live on their own. Lide is no longer like that. Now, I’ll admit that there are some women out there do the stuff you assuse them of doing. But that is only a small percentage of the femal population. Don’t go off stating that every female have the same tendencies as each other. You guys are hasty generlizing the whole female race, because that is nothing but a fallacy.
And to mike, Tiffany isn’t no sixteen year old girl, she is 18 and graduating in one day. so unless you are some wierd stalker, then you wouldn’t know her age. so don’t go making stupid accusations.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Enya what the fuck are you going on about?
You call this not being serious?
“And just so you “big strong menâ€? know… some women are just as good as you… as desi said before… we are in a military school… We are serving our country putting our asses on the line… what can you say? I can shoot a gun, better than most guys i know…so dont even fucking start with the man salute shit”
Secondly, how did you deduce that I was addressing the OP and not the men on this site? What makes you assume that i’m even expecting a response from them?
Sure we could choose to stay silent, but that would only encorage these girls to return with more irritating fabrications about their lives.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Who gives a fuck, women all sound the same from 16-35 years old. 1 year makes little difference.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
2 years meh
May 17th, 2006 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Right you are, mike.
-Dick
May 17th, 2006 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Why do these feminuts think that their imaginary life achievements will somehow give them a bit of credibility?
May 18th, 2006 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: af75034ccec5e
Desi said:>
To abaddon_fff
Lets see, I should learn something; I am the top of my class, in the National Honors Society, signed up to go to boot camp in the summer(The Marines), and I only weight 132 ibs. So I dont get how I have a fat ass, how I need to learn anything else, and I will be putting my life on the line. So dont think too highly of yourself. Also, what do you mean about my mouth? I come from nothing but a family of sailors and soldiers. “Don’t go making assumptions”.
It’s nice to see you posting in a somewhat reasonable and polite manner. No gratutious insults at all, and almost no personal attacks(at least upon my cyber-person) Here is my rebuttal to your argument.
Desi, all you have done since I have seen you on this website is make generalizations, blatant assumptions, and personal attacks upon the members of this website. Did you expect any less in return? Quid pro quo, Desi. Also, you still don’t write like a “National Honors student” (and this is from someone that has educated himself). In my belief, you have a LOT to learn about life in general. Not everything is learned in a classroom (as you seem to think).
In response to your “idea” that you will be putting your “ass on the line”, all I can really say is that it’s complete bullshit. You will never be placed in a combat position, nor will you ever be forced to serve in the military against your own will. Women have to have the physical standards lowered just to join the military, even though the battleground is the last place you should be lowering the standards.
I am sure “you don’t get” (sic) how you have a fat ass right now, but after boot camp, they will be sitting you at a desk somewhere (unless you have some sort of intelligence which I highly doubt looking at your previous posts) to push papers all day, so yes in the future your ass will be either A. Fat or B. Flat.
You men on this site can’t seem to comprehend that most women now a days have a mind of their own. You fellows are living the 19th and 20th century, where a women too “fragile” to live on their own. Lide is no longer like that. Now, I’ll admit that there are some women out there do the stuff you assuse them of doing. But that is only a small percentage of the femal population. Don’t go off stating that every female have the same tendencies as each other. You guys are hasty generlizing the whole female race, because that is nothing but a fallacy.
Oh I comprehend it Desi, I also comprehend how badly its hurt the society that I live in as well. I am living in 2006, not 1906, nor even 1806. Is this another “assumption” like you were talking about earlier? Maybe its even a generalization? Typical. You are hasty as well to judge everyone on here, because the site name pissed you off.
Strength and Honor
May 18th, 2006 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e970e110a14c2
I am 18 and already I have found it blatant that women want the world to revolve completely and totally around themselves and if they don’t get that kind of attention they will do everything in their power to make sure you have the most miserable time ever with them. Women use sex as a way out of fucking up. I can remember one time in particular I was playing poker with my baseball teammates and she called my cell wanting to tell me about some ridiculous girl bullshit drama that happened that day and any man can tell you whenever a guy gets a phone call like that there are 2 words spoken “uh huh” and “yea” and then followed by “really” while every other sentence the phone is sitting face down on the table. I’m very giving in a relationship, but when she knew it was a guy’s night you DON’T blow up my phone wanting to tell me your life story because at that point I really could care less. If women were half as patient as men in relationships we’d have no problem. When the chick knows she messed up its always the same thing, an excuse of some kind. “Oh I just had a really hard day I needed to talk to you.” Using the word baby excessively, it is all part of their “game.”
May 18th, 2006 at 9:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: e970e110a14c2
my feelings of women are in this song
Tupac_ There You Go