The Institution of Marriage — Prison Style
Women love attention almost as much as they love money. That’s because money and attention are the same thing. Women are simple like that. Usually things they like are always actually the same thing. In this case, you can trade both money and attention for sex. Same thing.
By extension women also love stalkers, babies, and black eyes. They’re all just heaps more attention — another shovel of shit on the compost pile of a woman’s life. Have you ever seen a group of women at a wedding having a Cry-Off? That’s what I call the game women play where they see who can get more emotional over some stupid bullshit.
It doesn’t matter who wins. What’s important is who loses. And that’s you.
Every once in a while, some woman (or women more than likely) will rub all her little logic brain cells together for an hour and spark the end-all, be-all of cluster-fuck attention magnets. It’s an event of such preposterous gravity and chaos that it hits the life of a girl and everyone around her like a comet made of fucking diphtheria.
Men are better than women at not marrying convicted rapists, child molesters, and fucking murderers — which women do all the time.
What’s the worst thing a man’s ever done? I don’t even care and it doesn’t matter because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a fucking convicted murderer and rapist. It happens so much that they don’t even report it anymore.
Of course by “they” I mean the woman-infected media. If the media was run by men, which it should be — and also is, but I mean more obviously, like how a man runs a dogsled team — women and their gratuitous fuck-ups would be on a permanent ticker tape parade across the bottom of the screen.
“…Local woman trades child for new XBox video game console. When asked why she replied, ‘I wanted to get him a new XBox for Christmas’… …Fat woman surprised when heel breaks! More at 11!…”
There would also be more swearing on the news because we men don’t have sticks up our asses about that manner of shit. That’s a waste of time.
Why in the hell would a woman marry a convicted murderer? Does she have unresolved issues from her childhood? Yea, that’s probably it. Or at least it would be it if this were a fantasy camp for hugging and playing bongos and new-age patting yourself on the ass for doing fucking nothing.
It’s not.
Women marrying murderers is like a man marrying a woman who has a neurotic compulsion to make sandwiches and perform fellatio — that’s a science word for blowjobs. Think about it. Anyone on death row already has shitloads of attention at their disposal. So much attention that it overflows their glass daily. It’s just begging to spill all over a pretty little gutter that is his would-be prison-bride.
There’s also no potential for sexual contact. That’s every woman’s fucking dream.
A more despicable spectacle it has almost never been my misfortune to witness. Fuck this topic. I’ve disgusted myself.
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May 16th, 2006 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Don’t take pride in your ignorance and vulgarity James
May 16th, 2006 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
I am not Desi… Get a life notice in the comment posted yestersay, sam tiffany desire and breanna are all on that comment. Thank you… oh and about the its good to be a man comment…I am not so sure that any of you even qualify as men….more like a bunch of pigs. IF THAT… I really think it should be more like rats… or fleas….better yet POND SCUM!!!
May 16th, 2006 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Desi, Tiffany, calm down
May 16th, 2006 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
These men have pride, your not going to make them change with a few comments
May 16th, 2006 at 8:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
samdesiretiffanybreanna….that is the login that Sam fisrt used when we found this sight. we are four different girls that go to the same school that has the same third period class. so get your head out of your ass. and to James, ya we’ll give you a man solute, because we go to a military academy you fuck face. so we’ll be the ones out there risking our lives for you while you’re at home hittling your wife!
May 16th, 2006 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Oh and about the comment by Thaydule…. I agree. James is very ignorant…….and he should be slapped. Too bad i cant slap him myself!
May 16th, 2006 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Desi, what wife…. he probably doesnt have one, or doesnt deserve one at that. Oh and Thaydule… youre the greatest…. that is soo true but this is fucking bullshit…. Just so they all know that. Ughh….. Men can be such assholes….
May 16th, 2006 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Thank you Tiffany,
May 16th, 2006 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Men who believe in ideals like these, if you can call them that, most likely aren’t married. And if their attitudes persist in that way, they will likely never be. Let them die alone
May 16th, 2006 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
You males don’t stand a chance against us two, tiffany and my self. so get over it!! Life doesn’t always have to go your way, and when it don’t, you get all mad.
Also, if you males really think of femals like that, than why don’t you do what Tiffany said, turn guy. The was a lovely PrideFest this last Saturday. i would be surprised if you were there. if you weren’t and would like to know when the next one is, i’ll be then happy to find out for you.
If you think women are only good for sex, then don’r even bother with us, While some women might sell their bodies, most women have a sence of dignity. so good luck with those hookers or other males, I hope you contract AIDS!!!!
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
And just so you “big strong men” know… some women are just as good as you… as desi said before… we are in a military school… We are serving our country putting our asses on the line… what can you say? I can shoot a gun, better than most guys i know…so dont even fucking start with the man salute shit
May 16th, 2006 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Don’t be like that Desi, don’t drop yourself to their level. You’ll make yourself no better than they are.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
So true Thaydule, but i some time cant help my self when i deal with idiots like them. i going to calm down now and come back tomorrow to see what people have to say about me.
May 16th, 2006 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Well met my friends, this battle of wits is over, let play again another day
May 16th, 2006 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Dick, whatever you’re paying Sam, Desi, Tiff, Thay and company, it’s not enough. Pure comedy gold.
Cheers to Mr. T and James.
-wolfe
May 16th, 2006 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Jesus. What a jackass.
-Dick
May 16th, 2006 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1062a00a39b7e
This is comedy gold. I think they are having a conversation with themselves. Can we just wrap them up in a single moniker and call them all collectively sybil? That would be awesome.
The man hash is an awesome idea, at least we know this is probably some womens studies course where they are awash in their hormonal juices and outright indignation at the patriarchy, of course its all our fault they can’t spell or combine words into a cohesive sentence.
After accusing us of hitting our girlfriends they want to commit violence. I think we see the violence inherent in the system, say no more.
If my logic is ignorance and vulgarity (note, I haven’t used any curse words or directed any anger or hostility at any of the women posters) then I revel in it. I take great big heaping showers of it.
Thank god I am a man. Captain and commander. Responsible for my own destiny, faulting nobody for my mistakes, going my own way.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
Ahh yes Desi, Its nice to see the reason and logic in your posts. It’s also good to hear that other Men are starting to get the message about modern day “wommin”. Do you ever bother to think that all that cursing only shows how ignorant and childish you really are?
Strength and Honor
May 16th, 2006 at 1:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Well said James. You suggest calling them Sybil. Revealingly, one of their first posts on this site used the name “Samtiffanydesirebreanna”. If that isn’t a sign of multiple personalities or some form of unstable hive mind, I’m not sure what would be.
Abaddon: it’s really sad that almost none of the women posting here ever seem to learn or evolve. They enter in such standard patterns, cursing like drunken sailors, acting like slatterns, talking about homosexuality and anatomy, spreading their illiteracy, ignorance and vulgarity all over this site.
-wolfe
May 16th, 2006 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f9ef2ee68c43
Oboy I am going to have some fun with this one.
Tiffany said:
Ok so we are good for little else than sex. Some food for thought, who has your kids, cooks your meals, and cleans your house. I think this is absolute horseshit.
Heres a clue Tiff, many women don’t even do that and if they do not very well. Feminism has made “cooking and cleaning” a disreputable thing to do for anyone. Also anything that comes in a box and is microwaved doesn’t actually constitute “cooking”. That actually takes time and some sort of consideration (something a lot of women don’t have). Ever notice that when a women wants to state something negative about men and their children, they say it’s YOUR child. However when it comes to collecting their “entitlements” its THEIRS?
I cant believe that there are actually men out there like you. you make everyman look bad because of this. How would your mother react if she read this. I am sure that shed be really pissed, after she was pregnant with you, and then laid in labor with your ass. I cannot believe this. I want to slap everyone of you for being so closed minded and stereotypical.
My mother really cannot speak on the subject. How would your teacher react if he/she saw the comedy of errors that is your grammar? You also fail to mention (and this is really typical of women) our fathers, as if he wouldn’t have anything to say either. All I see from these posts is a self-centered little girl, trying to shout her way through life.
Strength and Honor