The Institution of Marriage — Prison Style
Women love attention almost as much as they love money. That’s because money and attention are the same thing. Women are simple like that. Usually things they like are always actually the same thing. In this case, you can trade both money and attention for sex. Same thing.
By extension women also love stalkers, babies, and black eyes. They’re all just heaps more attention — another shovel of shit on the compost pile of a woman’s life. Have you ever seen a group of women at a wedding having a Cry-Off? That’s what I call the game women play where they see who can get more emotional over some stupid bullshit.
It doesn’t matter who wins. What’s important is who loses. And that’s you.
Every once in a while, some woman (or women more than likely) will rub all her little logic brain cells together for an hour and spark the end-all, be-all of cluster-fuck attention magnets. It’s an event of such preposterous gravity and chaos that it hits the life of a girl and everyone around her like a comet made of fucking diphtheria.
Men are better than women at not marrying convicted rapists, child molesters, and fucking murderers — which women do all the time.
What’s the worst thing a man’s ever done? I don’t even care and it doesn’t matter because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a fucking convicted murderer and rapist. It happens so much that they don’t even report it anymore.
Of course by “they” I mean the woman-infected media. If the media was run by men, which it should be — and also is, but I mean more obviously, like how a man runs a dogsled team — women and their gratuitous fuck-ups would be on a permanent ticker tape parade across the bottom of the screen.
“…Local woman trades child for new XBox video game console. When asked why she replied, ‘I wanted to get him a new XBox for Christmas’… …Fat woman surprised when heel breaks! More at 11!…”
There would also be more swearing on the news because we men don’t have sticks up our asses about that manner of shit. That’s a waste of time.
Why in the hell would a woman marry a convicted murderer? Does she have unresolved issues from her childhood? Yea, that’s probably it. Or at least it would be it if this were a fantasy camp for hugging and playing bongos and new-age patting yourself on the ass for doing fucking nothing.
It’s not.
Women marrying murderers is like a man marrying a woman who has a neurotic compulsion to make sandwiches and perform fellatio — that’s a science word for blowjobs. Think about it. Anyone on death row already has shitloads of attention at their disposal. So much attention that it overflows their glass daily. It’s just begging to spill all over a pretty little gutter that is his would-be prison-bride.
There’s also no potential for sexual contact. That’s every woman’s fucking dream.
A more despicable spectacle it has almost never been my misfortune to witness. Fuck this topic. I’ve disgusted myself.
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May 15th, 2006 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
A good rational response, Lukasz. On the offchance she’s not open to rationality, here’s an informative response for her, complete with helpful links.
Law 1.
What’s amazing is that 1.44 million women have also used the word ‘jelous’ to write on the web.
Law 2.
Law 4, Law 5.
Actually that kind of thinking went out in the 19th century. Nice try though. Only 200 years behind male thinking isn’t bad for a woman.
-wolfe
May 15th, 2006 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99df2d8f59c28
Even looking beyond all of the reasons why the men on this site are narrow-minded shovonists (you men, mind you, NOT all men), I don’t see the point of posting all of this on the web. If all of you men hate females so strongly, then why don’t you turn over a new leaf, and come out of the closet? Homosexuality will be the answer to most of your ‘women-problems’.
May 15th, 2006 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Women can’t spell.
“Sam” clearly stands for Samantha.
-Dick
May 15th, 2006 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99df2d8f59c28
Obviously ”Sam” stands for Samantha.
What moron doesn’t know that?
It is evidently clear that I am a woman through my words.
Just because my spelling may be off, does not make me any lower than you, or any other member of the male society.
I took note that you didn’t comment on my urge to become homosexual. In all seriousness, I think that it should be an option for you all. Then maybe us women wouldn’t have to put up with all of your negative views and deragatory comments. If you honestly hate us women that much, don’t deal with us, deal with your own kind; men.
May 15th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
It makes me better than you at spelling. Men are better than women at spelling.
-Dick
May 15th, 2006 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99df2d8f59c28
Gee, that makes perfect sense.
Just because one individual man is better than one individual woman at spelling means that the entire male society is better than every female at spelling.
Absolutely not.
You have virtually no logic in your arguments, sir.
May 15th, 2006 at 3:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
So you agreed with it, but then changed your mind halfway through your post. Did something in understanding the truth frighten you?
-Dick
May 15th, 2006 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51b20c9205849
Agreed. We can always tell when a woman is shouting her mouth off through her deluge of nonsense.
Sexual orientation is not controlled by a flick of a switch although being a woman you probably wouldnt understand that with your ongoing need to discover your own orientation. What you are talking about is just a load of bullshit you’ve been taught at Womens studies: ‘Feminism is the theory and lesbianism is the practice’
I dont hate women. I just think that apart from sexual attraction, they offer little else.
May 15th, 2006 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Please do turn to lesbianism and spare all the males any misery of having to associate with you.
Here $5.00 towards you second dildo.
May 15th, 2006 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43b8fdcb2765e
Sam said:
Even looking beyond all of the reasons why the men on this site are narrow-minded shovonists (you men, mind you, NOT all men), I don’t see the point of posting all of this on the web. If all of you men hate females so strongly, then why don’t you turn over a new leaf, and come out of the closet? Homosexuality will be the answer to most of your ‘women-problems’.
Similar to what has been done for the past thirty years or so by feminism, Sam if you are offended maybe you should look to what your “leaders” or “representatives” have been saying about us for the last three decades? Personally I don’t hate females, I just get tired of the same gimme, gimme, gimme agenda and the lack of any type of morality, reason, logic, honor, ethics, or humor. Most women that I have met are more than willing to assert their “rights” (cause) as they call them, and fail to understand the responsibilities of them (effect! Its pretty simple see?).
Also I fail to see anywhere on this site where it says we “hate” women. If you could show me I would be more than willing to purvey said document. I will also mention in brief that most women are so self-centered that when confronted with opposing viewpoints, they simply revert to gay bashing. How childish and typical.
Strength and Honor
May 15th, 2006 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Man-hash check on von?
Women were never good with computers…
At first I thought she was talking about me, and was getting ready to take some congratulatory bows, but then I realized she obviously was talking about herself, seeing as it was posted almost a minute after she typed her orignal message. Just when you think you’ve explained something as rationally as possible… I’d disect her arguments but it has already been thoroughly done.
Oh, and before I keep going, keep up the good work Dick. Discovered the site last tuesday. Id give you the full story, but that would be a waste of all your man-time.
-Mr.T
May 15th, 2006 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Appreciated, Mr. T. I’m a big fan of your work as well.
-Dick
May 15th, 2006 at 11:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
That pretty much sums it up.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Excellent calculations Mr T.
I am in awe of what would be possible if we sat you and wolfe down with two pens, a few envelopes and some spiritous libation.
-Big Al
May 16th, 2006 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Ok you little mother fuckers, to clear up the person known as Von, he’s a boy in my class. He was reading over Sam’a shoulder and commented on you MEN for being his heroes. So get off your high horse and go fuck a cow you red nech hicks.
May 16th, 2006 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Ok so we are good for little else than sex. Some food for thought, who has your kids, cooks your meals, and cleans your house. I think this is absolute horseshit. I cant believe that there are actually men out there like you. you make everyman look bad because of this. How would your mother react if she read this. I am sure that shed be really pissed, after she was pregnant with you, and then laid in labor with your ass. I cannot believe this. I want to slap everyone of you for being so closed minded and stereotypical.
May 16th, 2006 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
SO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT YOU PUSSY’s, can say anything now huh?
May 16th, 2006 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 9438f68e1c745
Why did you feel the need to change names?
May 16th, 2006 at 8:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 1062a00a39b7e
DESI: “Ok you little mother fuckers, to clear up the person known as Von, he’s a boy in my class. He was reading over Sam’a shoulder and commented on you MEN for being his heroes. So get off your high horse and go fuck a cow you red nech hicks.”
Shaming language, insults etc. It’s good to be a man and not have to be a slave to hormonal outbursts. Its nice to be able to reason out your ideas and not give into hatred.
I don’t think a single man here has expressed any hatred towards women as much as the women here have shown their hatred for anyone who doesn’t think they are princess/goddesses.
Thank you Dick and other fellow men for clarifying the laws of women. Bad spelling, hormonal outbursts, lack of rational thought, inability to address the issues, shaming language, its all here for our manly knowledge base.
May 16th, 2006 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 1062a00a39b7e
After waiting a whole 3 minutes Tiffany/Desi’s hormones got the best of her again. Its good to be a man.
Here’s a big mansalute.