The Institution of Marriage — Prison Style
Women love attention almost as much as they love money. That’s because money and attention are the same thing. Women are simple like that. Usually things they like are always actually the same thing. In this case, you can trade both money and attention for sex. Same thing.
By extension women also love stalkers, babies, and black eyes. They’re all just heaps more attention — another shovel of shit on the compost pile of a woman’s life. Have you ever seen a group of women at a wedding having a Cry-Off? That’s what I call the game women play where they see who can get more emotional over some stupid bullshit.
It doesn’t matter who wins. What’s important is who loses. And that’s you.
Every once in a while, some woman (or women more than likely) will rub all her little logic brain cells together for an hour and spark the end-all, be-all of cluster-fuck attention magnets. It’s an event of such preposterous gravity and chaos that it hits the life of a girl and everyone around her like a comet made of fucking diphtheria.
Men are better than women at not marrying convicted rapists, child molesters, and fucking murderers — which women do all the time.
What’s the worst thing a man’s ever done? I don’t even care and it doesn’t matter because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a fucking convicted murderer and rapist. It happens so much that they don’t even report it anymore.
Of course by “they” I mean the woman-infected media. If the media was run by men, which it should be — and also is, but I mean more obviously, like how a man runs a dogsled team — women and their gratuitous fuck-ups would be on a permanent ticker tape parade across the bottom of the screen.
“…Local woman trades child for new XBox video game console. When asked why she replied, ‘I wanted to get him a new XBox for Christmas’… …Fat woman surprised when heel breaks! More at 11!…”
There would also be more swearing on the news because we men don’t have sticks up our asses about that manner of shit. That’s a waste of time.
Why in the hell would a woman marry a convicted murderer? Does she have unresolved issues from her childhood? Yea, that’s probably it. Or at least it would be it if this were a fantasy camp for hugging and playing bongos and new-age patting yourself on the ass for doing fucking nothing.
It’s not.
Women marrying murderers is like a man marrying a woman who has a neurotic compulsion to make sandwiches and perform fellatio — that’s a science word for blowjobs. Think about it. Anyone on death row already has shitloads of attention at their disposal. So much attention that it overflows their glass daily. It’s just begging to spill all over a pretty little gutter that is his would-be prison-bride.
There’s also no potential for sexual contact. That’s every woman’s fucking dream.
A more despicable spectacle it has almost never been my misfortune to witness. Fuck this topic. I’ve disgusted myself.
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May 12th, 2006 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
LOL Dick, Isn’t it funny how these death row inmates get marriage proposals all the time and letters upon letters? It just proves that they are just fucked in the head, there I go again using my man brain to speak my mind and not pussy foot around a topic and use PC.
By the way I’m gonna use this article on my blog
May 12th, 2006 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d90ec96874e45
So true, women don’t know what’s good for them.
May 12th, 2006 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: abe4790adb64d
I have had a checkered past to say the least, however I have cleaned up my act in the past couple of years. It’s to my belief that anyone can make a change for the better. However it does disturb me that many women throw themselves at convicted serial murderers and seriously violent recidivist felons. Why this is I have no idea, for example Theodore Bundy recieved thousands of marriage proposals, after he was convicted of murdering dozens of college girls. Some women will do anything for fame I suppose.
Strength and Honor
May 12th, 2006 at 7:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64d1a286ddc5b
Well said.
-Dick
May 14th, 2006 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 1f6be90632a34
Corollary of Women of Dick Masterson’s Article on Marriage
Women=time x money—– ——–Anyone who has ever had a girlfriend…
Time=Money——————– ——- Given
Women=time x time——– ——–Substitution
Money= root evil—————– —”Money is the Root of all Evil”
Women=root evil x root evil — substitution
Women=evil simplification
QED
May 15th, 2006 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Personally, we all think that you bunch of asshole men that created this website should be shot. You are all just jelous that we are all so amazing, and you all must have only met a bunch of heartless bitches or men dressed as women to think that we are actually like that. And just to clear up one thing that is drastically incorrect. WOMEN NEVER SAID THAT WE DON’t LIKE SEX! You are all jelous that you don’t have a pussy.
May 15th, 2006 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 12f99abd0c932
Your my HERO……..so true
May 15th, 2006 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
Let me take this apart here since I enjoy doing that when man hating feminists post here.
That’s right we should be shot, the best answer by feminists to intelligent and logical conversation is that we should be shot instead of attacking the argument directly, clearly you solidified our opinions here that most women act like children.
Umm no, actually many of us here for dealt with average everyday women. I myself am an alpha male, there was no shortage of hot women that I dated or had sex with in my days. I’ve dated a model, many sorority women, the girl-next door types and even the nerdy girls. I’m good looking, have my PhD, am in good physical shape, was homecoming king in high school etc.
The problem is that I found that women are all taken away and trained exactly the same. Women that seem sincere and nice only have their own interests at hand when push comes to shove. I have yet to meet a single sincere women that is worth marrying.
Even the nicest sincere women do stupid childish things, can’t comprehend cause and effect and base important decisions on minutia. Not to mention every single women at her core is obsessed with looks and money.
You know what I have to hand it to you, women actually don’t like sex. You use it as an agenda pusher and to maintain control.
So you like that aspect of sex.
A man who truly does love sex, will continue to enjoy hitting the same piece of ass his whole life, but women get bored. They seek it from somewhere else, all the time.
Since you will counter here with “you must be bad in bed” I will give my argument first
I have always been cheated on, and the funny thing is that women that I’ve been with orgasm, alot. There was this one woman that I dated that would ejaculate all over the place, another told me how fat my thing was and was amazed that I could last so long and the list goes on…
A woman (before I found out she was married) told me that I was an amazing lover, best she’s had.
The amazing thing here is that I still don’t think any of them enjoyed sex, they are all bad at it. THis is why they are always trying to find new lovers since they suck at pleasing the ones that they are with.
Women give half ass effort to everything in life except their makeup and their lies.
And you are just pissed that good men here see right through your lies and deceit and we have you figured out completely.
Oh and one more thing, stop posting here, we don’t play with children
May 15th, 2006 at 10:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
First, jealous is spelled with an e and and an a. This completely discredits you right away in the eyes of any smart people.
Secondly, I thank my stars every day that I don’t have a vagina. Life would be a hell of a lot easier and I could manipulate people, but I have too much pride in myself and enjoy getting things because I actually earned them.