The Institution of Marriage — Prison Style

Women love attention almost as much as they love money. That’s because money and attention are the same thing. Women are simple like that. Usually things they like are always actually the same thing. In this case, you can trade both money and attention for sex. Same thing.

By extension women also love stalkers, babies, and black eyes. They’re all just heaps more attention — another shovel of shit on the compost pile of a woman’s life. Have you ever seen a group of women at a wedding having a Cry-Off? That’s what I call the game women play where they see who can get more emotional over some stupid bullshit.

It doesn’t matter who wins. What’s important is who loses. And that’s you.

Every once in a while, some woman (or women more than likely) will rub all her little logic brain cells together for an hour and spark the end-all, be-all of cluster-fuck attention magnets. It’s an event of such preposterous gravity and chaos that it hits the life of a girl and everyone around her like a comet made of fucking diphtheria.

Men are better than women at not marrying convicted rapists, child molesters, and fucking murderers — which women do all the time.

What’s the worst thing a man’s ever done? I don’t even care and it doesn’t matter because nothing could be dumber and more transparent than marrying a fucking convicted murderer and rapist. It happens so much that they don’t even report it anymore.

Of course by “they” I mean the woman-infected media. If the media was run by men, which it should be — and also is, but I mean more obviously, like how a man runs a dogsled team — women and their gratuitous fuck-ups would be on a permanent ticker tape parade across the bottom of the screen.

“…Local woman trades child for new XBox video game console. When asked why she replied, ‘I wanted to get him a new XBox for Christmas’… …Fat woman surprised when heel breaks! More at 11!…”

There would also be more swearing on the news because we men don’t have sticks up our asses about that manner of shit. That’s a waste of time.

Why in the hell would a woman marry a convicted murderer? Does she have unresolved issues from her childhood? Yea, that’s probably it. Or at least it would be it if this were a fantasy camp for hugging and playing bongos and new-age patting yourself on the ass for doing fucking nothing.

It’s not.

Women marrying murderers is like a man marrying a woman who has a neurotic compulsion to make sandwiches and perform fellatio — that’s a science word for blowjobs. Think about it. Anyone on death row already has shitloads of attention at their disposal. So much attention that it overflows their glass daily. It’s just begging to spill all over a pretty little gutter that is his would-be prison-bride.

There’s also no potential for sexual contact. That’s every woman’s fucking dream.

A more despicable spectacle it has almost never been my misfortune to witness. Fuck this topic. I’ve disgusted myself.

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Comment by L
2008-08-25 12:20:52

Well, it’s obvious why men don’t marry child molesters, rapists and murders, it’s because they’re almost all MEN!! I’m sorry, Dick, but your logic is so very skewed. Get a life or get laid, you make no sense.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-01-30 22:00:27

Of course she wouldn’t make one. She’s too weak to stand up against her own problems and would rather tear down the attempts of other people to face their problems. I.E. the typical woman.

 
Comment by Jimmy W.
2008-01-30 19:25:53

kl said:

What do you get out of it? Men have done shit to me in the past but Im not up on a website telling the world how I hate all mankind.

http://feminism.eserver.org/

Mabey not you, but others have. I thank you Dick for being the first man to get tired of feminist bullshit and start mabtw.

 
Comment by Jimmy W.
2008-01-30 19:19:05

Tiffany said:

Ok so we are good for little else than sex. Some food for thought, who has your kids, cooks your meals, and cleans your house.

AHA! Finally a woman admits she is good for nothing other than cooking, cleaning, and having children. I see how it is you, women, that have not advanced beyond the stone age.

 
Comment by Jimmy W.
2008-01-30 19:15:35

Samtiffanydesirebreanna said:

WOMEN NEVER SAID THAT WE DON’t LIKE SEX!

OH MY GOD, IF THAT IS TRUE THEN WE HAVE AN EPIDEMIC OF NIGHTTIME “MIGRAINES”![sarcasm]

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-01-12 15:53:05

Completely agreed!

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-12 13:34:46

wow - female said: This site is also excellent for waking up women………

Arbalest said: If only that was true we wouldn’t have so many lazy women hiding behind “equality” to sit on their asses all day.

If it assists even only one woman per year in waking up to the delusional mind fogging dogma of feminism, thus helping her to appreciate the man in her life and through that create a healthier environment for their children, the website is worth it’s IP address in pounds of gold.
The number of men it assists is priceless.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-01-12 13:12:15

If only that was true we wouldn’t have so many lazy women hiding behind “equality” to sit on their asses all day.

 
Comment by wow - female
2008-01-12 12:13:26

Mansman said:

MansVoice said:

…This is quid pro quo for all that feminist driven drivel…I know it hurts how men are waking up.

Men are certainly awakening to the truth of how women really are. I have found that MABTW.com is an extremely useful tool for enlightening previously unsuspecting men about this newage problem.

Words out baby. Men will tolerate the abuses of Feminism no longer.

This site is also excellent for waking up women………

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-08-30 23:45:30

Yeah, on a Singaporean forum called “Stomp” : http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?t=6267&page=7,
more men are voicing out against gender inequality and feminism. I am VoiceofReason in that thread. Its a Singaporean forum but feel free to take a look.

This site is excellent. Words are out. More and more men are waking up to the abuses of feminism. Each day, our numbers grow. We will take down feminism. Glad to meet more and more men like you. Lets go kick some feminist ass.

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-08-30 21:58:02

MansVoice said:

…This is quid pro quo for all that feminist driven drivel…I know it hurts how men are waking up.

Men are certainly awakening to the truth of how women really are. I have found that MABTW.com is an extremely useful tool for enlightening previously unsuspecting men about this newage problem.

Words out baby. Men will tolerate the abuses of Feminism no longer.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-07-08 02:40:10

Excellent post Jon. The double standards are crap. This is quid pro quo for all that feminist driven drivel. Yes, put it bluntly: This is REVENGE OF THE MEN. I know it hurts how men are waking up. The superior beings of this galaxy is getting pissed off. You know what did that Japanese admiral said before he bombed pearl harbour? “All we are going to do is awake a sleeping giant”. Men are THAT sleeping giant. Dont fuck around with us and I mean it.

 
Comment by jon
2007-03-04 16:04:55

kl said:

Why dont you try to build women up instead of tearing them down every chance you get? Scared of something? Scared they might just have more power and intelligence than you care to acknowledge?

What do you get out of it? Men have done shit to me in the past but Im not up on a website telling the world how I hate all mankind. I realize theres terrible men out there and good ones. I guess this crowd fits into the first category.

Ya and we could go to the anti-men sites and bash women too like your doing to us but were not. You would cast the first stone like all women but you cant handle everybody throwing them back. We do what women do on their anti-men sites. We talk about the truth though, and we chat logically like men. You see our site and your shitty ass relationships, or experiences you have you think can equate to the masses of men suffering because of one word. BULLSHIT. How about you go back to the high society drama queen life were your gender fits in and you can do what you want anytime you want. Its not fun waking up to expectations and responsibilities like most hard working american, UK, Austrailia or men all over the world.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-16 10:12:45

sonyad said:

Aye. Such monsters we are. With our unconcierged jalopies and obtusely misogynist ways.

And for any women there still reading, how about this little tale. Socrates was one of the most intelligent men in history. And he was poisoned by Athens because he knew too much.

Galileo. Dropped 2 balls of the top of the tower of Pisa, then was deemed a heretic.

We’re the new way of thinking.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-02-16 10:07:36

Aye. Such monsters we are. With our unconcierged jalopies and obtusely misogynist ways.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-16 10:04:35

kl said:

Why dont you try to build women up instead of tearing them down every chance you get? Scared of something? Scared they might just have more power and intelligence than you care to acknowledge?

What do you get out of it? Men have done shit to me in the past but Im not up on a website telling the world how I hate all mankind. I realize theres terrible men out there and good ones. I guess this crowd fits into the first category.

And you fall into the category of terrible women.

 
Comment by kl
2007-02-16 10:02:59

Why dont you try to build women up instead of tearing them down every chance you get? Scared of something? Scared they might just have more power and intelligence than you care to acknowledge?

What do you get out of it? Men have done shit to me in the past but Im not up on a website telling the world how I hate all mankind. I realize theres terrible men out there and good ones. I guess this crowd fits into the first category.

 
Comment by A Guy
2006-05-27 14:43:35

I think your right Billy, it is not act. Sadly it is reality.

 
Comment by Billy
2006-05-27 01:23:36

Roflmbo

These girls do provide some good laughs.
How can they act so stupid and not realize it?

Leaves me to believe they are not acting.

 
Comment by Oldone
2006-05-26 18:11:31

Desi said:”Lets see, I should learn something; I am the top of my class, in the National Honors Society, signed up to go to boot camp in the summer(The Marines), and I only weight 132 ibs. So I dont get how I have a fat ass, how I need to learn anything else, and I will be putting my life on the line. So dont think too highly of yourself. Also, what do you mean about my mouth? I come from nothing but a family of sailors and soldiers. Don’t go making assumptions.”

Well, by all means we should hold a press conference, alert our enemies of the danger they are now in and put you on the cover of the Military Times. The Headline Will read: “Woman Finally accomplishes what Men Have Been Doing Since The Beginning Of Time.â€?

Congratulations.

 
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