The Longest (And Most Annoying) Yard
Recently, I was buying some shirts, socks, and various sundries at a retail store. Of course something like this is always a major disaster for a man because at some point, there’s a good chance you’re going to have to deal with a woman.
Maybe a woman will be sitting in an aisle of the parking lot, completely blocking traffic, while waiting for another woman to load six carts of crap and two poorly behaving children into her SUV. Maybe some female-type will be asking you to register to vote or sign some dumb fuck petition for saving an animal she secretly wants to fuck.
Or maybe she’ll just be the damn cashier. In this case, she was the damn cashier.
Something about women and money just doesn’t work. I don’t know how to fix it either. It’s pretty fucking obvious women can’t be taught how to handle money — at least not while vaginas are around. The obvious answer is to then make money somehow less appealing to women — to make women money-averse.
Perhaps we could introduce newly colored bills and call them ‘Low Calorie’ money. Same value, but less calories — and with pictures of Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria making out on the front. I don’t know, but that seems like a pretty good place to start. What I do know is that would get women avoiding money like the plague. Naturally, old ‘Regular Calorie’ money would be phased out.
Or maybe we could all just start calling money ‘work’.
I was paying for part of my purchases with a gift card to said retail store. And since most purchases don’t add up to exactly 25 quid or 50 dollars or whatever you have, I assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal to split up the check.
Boy, was I fucking wrong!
When I posed this idea to the female cashier, she acted as though I had just asked her to sign a prenup — which I definitely would in this girl’s case, just like in every girl’s case.
It’s called an incentive. Women need incentives with every step that they take. They need a compliment to not eat another scone. They need a pat on the back to feed their fucking kids. They need a slap on the ass to do even a half-assed job. That’s why under no circumstances do you marry a woman without properly man-incentivizing her to not steal half of your fucking assets for completely no reason.
It just doesn’t make any sense.
End of the story? I paid for my entire purchase with a credit card. I’m not in the habit of wasting all my fucking time teaching cashiers and women how to subtract by 30.
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Is consumerism really only a problem for women? That is definitely not what I see when I walk into best buy and I see someone buying a flat screen tv (when they may already have several tv’s in their home) or spending ridiculous sums of money on cars that are not practical in terms of their gas mileage or any thing else really. Maybe you are making a value judgement between these things versus clothing (or shoes), but I don’t think it is only women who have gotten into the habit of spending their hard-earned money on material items that they do not need. (And I am sure that on this website someone will make a comment about the statement “their hard-earned money,” so let me mention that in the US a majority of women are employed and earn an income - see US Dept of Labor Stats. We can continue to discuss the many reasons why those incomes are substantially lower than the median male income).
Man Ive noticed the same damn thing, its sooo fucking nice to see Im not the only one… I was begining to think I just might have an attitude.
I do the same thing, I look for a man cashier, then I look for a line that has mostly men in it. Its always faster and less hassle that way… every time!
At my local Safeway store, there are 2 females who I swear fuck things up every fucking time. I will go to a long line just to avoid these stupid bitches. The few male cashiers that are there have NEVER ONCE fucked up, not that ive seen and I shop there everyday.
Chris, you aint kidding. Its nay impossible to have any conversation at all with bitches 25 or younger. Not only are they fucking dumb as boards, but they always assume your just talking to them to get down thier pants. So fucking egotistical its jaw dropping.
Yes, I try to hit the cashier who is male if I am in a rush. In most cases they get you in and out and can even make small talk while scanning the items - imagine that? when i am stuck with a woman i try t get the older ones, the ones over 50. for some reason they tend to bust it - maybe they remember a world where you could get your ass canned for being shitty at a job - even if you were a woman.
the one’s that are pathetic are the younger ones - anything 25 and below. holy christ! what fucking attitude. you even try to make conversation and they look at you with this vacant “cow-like” stare, because somehow they are beneath the job. you know, with their grade 10 education.
Sadly corpsman’s effectively right (Navy man?). Granted it may only *seem* like 100, but even 20 seems like a hundred to a man with 3 or 4.
The very fact you’re sorry at only 20, Frouke, is suggestive.
Best,
-wolfe.
100+ pairs of shoes! Is your ex gf Imelda Marcus? I can assure you that the average woman does not have that many, in fact, I shall quickly check my stockpile….and just as I thought. I only have 20 pairs *sniff* woe is me.
Give women the money and I will show you a society in ruins.
-Strength and Honor-
You forgot to mention something very important. Despite having enough clothes and shoes to fill the costume department for the cast of a ‘lifetime movie’, they still come to you frowning/pouting and saying “Woe is me, I have absolutely nothing to wear!”
This is why: women + credit card = disaster
Women have a serious problem with materialism e.g. 100+ pairs of shoes and a couple dozen outfits that will never be worn. I have exactly 4 pairs of shoes that I wear frequently: Running shoes, steel toe work boots, and two other pairs of skate shoes all of which I have made last over 2 years. That’s it, and that’s all! Only what I need to SURVIVE. Most of the clothes I’ll never wear because they don’t fit I give to my room mate. My moms gives old clothes to the Salvation Army.
My fatty ex gf spent $795 on a PERSE! Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that it’s a Burburry or whatever the fuck, imported from France. It has no secret pockets. It doesn’t have a computer in it or a tv either. The buttons aren’t made of platinum but for some reason the price is $795! For me that represents a two week paycheck made from sweat and elbow grease! If my wife spent my entire paycheck on a flimsy perse that isn’t even equiped with a flat screen tv or a palm pilot that bitch would be out on the street so she could be educated in the finer points of poverty. People are starving the fuck out while this lazy fat hooker is living in extravengence. “Let them eat cake!” Is what she’d say! No wonder they beheaded that cunt.
Right on again Dick something about women and money just don’t go together. My wife studied accounting in high school. Years later when we were broke she would talk about buying things. I would remind her our checking account is empty and we are flat broke. Her reply was “we can just right a check then.” This is when I first realized something in her brain didn’t compute. I said are you certain that the good bank fairy will show up to deposit money in our account before the check reaches the bank? I was kidding, but she looked at me serious and said “yeah something like that.” It took years to teach her to to be somewhat thrifty. But she still has her 100 pairs of shoes and my closet runneth over. These came mostly from thrift shops.
I still have to remind her to eat first before going to buy groceries or she will buy every junk food in the store.
Another fun example was when we were broke and I told her I was going in this bargain store to buy a $2. tool for a home project and that we had no money at all, so don’t think about buying anything in the store. I went and picked up the item and as soon as I got to the check out she was behind me and her arms were full of junk she could barely hold all she had in her arms. I laughed and said “I told you we don’t have the money for anything right now. Like a child she stomped to the nearest rack, dropped everything and then stomped her way to the car and pouted like a 5 year old. I was in shock that a grown woman could behave like this. She pouted and wouldn’t speak for at least an hour.
Impartially speaking, I hire women for mindless drone busy work.
If I have something important to be done, I will hire a man.
It isn’t because I am bitter, hate women or any of that. Its 40+ years of experience and knowing that women can’t take criticism without crying or filing charges against you. You have to walk on eggshells around them and every day is something else, a birthday, funeral, kids piano recital on and on and on.
My assistant spends 1/2 of her time on a cell-phone. She thinks I’m oblivious to all the ways she wastes time and I could bust her big time but she’s just there for to answer phones, take notes and general help around the office, in other words, something a retarded autistic man could do.
The thing I like about this site the most is the deep insight into real world issues. I’m sure them feminazis never realised how much they have reduced whatever little worth women have. That is why women generally dont get the same salary as a man! Their productivity has been drastically reduced by the fivolous sexual harassment lawsuits brought about by overly burdensome sexual harassment laws that were championed by the feminazis.
Why is that anytime a man is in front of me in line there are never any problems. Alot of times when a woman is, there is always some kind of catastrophy that requires the light to blink and managers to come, wasting my valuable man minutes that could be spent building or fixing something.
I wonder if a pat on each cheek would make them do a full-assed job. Guess we’ll never know, thanks to sexual harassment regulations. It might explain why many see women’s work as having declined in quality since the 1960’s.
-wolfe
I here you Mr. T. I always look for a male cashier first as I know he will ring me up and get me out quickly and properly. They are far and few as men get promoted faster in grocery stores. Fuckin women can’t even scan items right without some sort of issue, men have to do everything if we want it to get done right. If I get a female cashier I don’t even look at her in the face nor do I respond to her, what’s the point. I just check out her rack.
Reminds me of yesterday afternoon, I was at a grocery store. I picked up a book and a 6-pack of soda, and picked the shortest line there was, becuase I had only thirty minutes. There was one person in front of me, so I thougt this shouldn’t take more than a couple minutes.
Boy, was I fucking wrong.
I got everything I needed within 6 minutes, because unlike women, I can focus and get the job done. However, the women working at the register took 15 minutes to check out the people n front of me. Thats right. 15 minutes for 10 items. She had to call in a manager to override the cash register because she undoubtley screwed it up, and that took two mnutes total. So where did the other 13 minutes go?
Wimmin…
-Mr.T