The Mind Of A Woman

I call this mansterpiece The Mind of a Woman. Whereas a meat grinder can churn animal into ground beef, so can a woman’s mind convert any idea into fantasy, consumable bullshit, and nonsense.

-Dick

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Comment by guy
2009-01-05 09:32:16 - IP Man-Hash: d23a7f9f98c3e

there is one thing left out on this picture. the woman isn’t wearing some ugly as hell pair of shoes or necklace that costs a month’s worth of rent

 
Comment by Buka
2008-12-23 07:59:22 - IP Man-Hash: 48ca5e0b8a6fc

I feel sorry 4 this poor girl, maybe she said this because no man has noticed her ‘wait baby ur turn is coming

 
Comment by Devan (a Woman)
2008-12-17 18:59:07 - IP Man-Hash: f3a1f182a6d52

That picture is actually pretty funny. But you contradict yourself. A man invented Tinkerbell. THAT MUST MEAN HE’S A WOMAN! BECAUSE MEN ARE BETTR THAN WOMEN!!!$(#*!#$*!

In the back of my mind I still believe this is character/website of yours is just an ongoing joke between you and your buddies to get attention/money.

Comment by Ace
2008-12-17 19:11:11 - IP Man-Hash: ea196b47c7cd9

Thats the difference between you and the rational thinking man, you can believe all you want to but it doesn’t make it fucking so and won’t get you laid any faster. Keep living in your fantasy land. Facts are facts, menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Gabriel
2008-12-19 11:47:08 - IP Man-Hash: 7453aee4f42d0

Chris–you are a man-god. Some times women need to overpower or “own” MEN as you mentioned to accomplish an impossible feat and prove her worth to herself rather than explore the fathoms of love and mutual relationships as any mature and mentally stable individual would strive for.

It is a theory of mine that specific types of women often latch onto a stronger male and attempt to deconstruct him from the minute they meet.

Inherently weak or disenfranchised people are known to gain empowerment by hurting other, more successful people. To the “victimizers”, harmful intent will stave off the bitterness of consistent failure. As a testament to male perseverance, the woman’s meticulous plans often backfire directly into their face.

With that being said, I do realize this site is a “satire” and a very good one at that. Not only is it hi-fucking-larious, but very informative. If anything, Masterson makes fun of men much more than he does women. It’s all there. For those who would complain about the “misogynistic” nature of this site–the joke is very much on you on multiple levels.

Do learn to read between the lines, dullards.

 
Comment by guy
2009-01-05 09:29:00 - IP Man-Hash: d23a7f9f98c3e

its one thing to create a cartoon to make a shitload of money. Its another to wear that cartoon on you pocketbooks, sweatshirts, on your damn car.

 
Comment by loser
2009-01-07 22:05:49 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

yeah, i definitely agree as far as the ongoing joke is concerned, can you imagine how many people have wasted precious portions of their lives reading and commenting on this stuff? i mean, it’s funny at first, but a lot of people are actually getting really worked up about it…particularly men, which is somewhat ironic…

 
 
Comment by Linda
2008-11-01 10:47:44 - IP Man-Hash: 40e80151cd533

besttest is write, not all guys think like this. But with a prick like dick masterson, some guys can’t find there own asses so he does it for them, which makes SOME of them stupid. Besides, you shouldn’t worry so much about what he thinks is inside a womens head. He’s an idiot. Only women know what is inside of woman’s head. However, he is write when it comes to the whole women are manipulaters, and only care about money and sex. But what he didn’t say was that… ONLY SOME WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT.

Comment by Benignbullet
2008-11-01 13:22:11 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

You mean like so many whimmin can’t find their way in achieving equality through their own efforts, so they rely on Whimmin’s Studies graduates bitching to their legislators to write - or I suppose in your world of grammar, “right” - laws for them!?
What’s inside whimmin’s heads is akin to dirty laundry in the washer - the usual nonsense, just never any consistency in position (now THAT fact alone regarding whimmin, makes for excellent satire)!
And yes, based on the concepts of hypergamy and the Fundamental Female Neurosis, ALL whimmin are whores; it’s just a matter of what they bargain with based on how much they’re after.

menaremorecreativeandstraightforwardthanwhimmin.

 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-11-03 11:45:55 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

Linda the only other woman I knew with that name was a compulsive lying battle axe that drove her good husband to an early grave.

You don’t have to be the same gender as another person to understand how they work. Women “think” they can manipulate men all the time. This suggests in their minds they believe they can understand how men work.

If Dick said “Only a few women are whores” it wouldn’t be satirical or as amusing. Exaggerations and generalizations takes factual evidence and makes it humorous.

It really depresses me women like you are so fast to try chomping into Dick just because he made some humorous observations about your gender. Yet whenever you see men satirically portrayed as fat, stupid, incompetent, and lazy sots you laugh so damn hard you split your sides.

If women are deserving of “equality” they have to expect they will be portrayed occasionally in a less flattering light. Politicians and most men do not mind it because they expect it. Yet it seems “women” hate it whenever they are portrayed as anything except pristine and perfect.

PS: To get upset over people flaming you online is equally retarded. They don’t know you and more than half of the people on the internet are immature teens and equally incompetent adults.

I have no sympathy for anyone that tries making an online debate into an unnecessary bitch-lick drama fest.

 
Comment by J.M.Hendrix
2008-11-12 10:33:01 - IP Man-Hash: 51f5f010a7e90

well, it’s not this womans fault she cant spell “RIGHT” she wasn’t trained properly. Though I must add, if you were trying to come across as intelligent, that horrid spelling error really set you back, moreso than ur name. Dick is NOT a prick even though im sure since it rhymes it caught your attention. Dick is saying what all men who are free from the conformity machine of society are thinking. You ask a man who “respects” women WHY he does, and he won’t have one good reason. You’ll hear the standard “because they’re people like you and me” and because “they’re human beings” but really, you cant say anything positive a woman has to offer. I just want to take the moment to get something else out into the open and I want to see if anyone agrees.
So the equality movement happened quite a while back. And you know what, I think its gone on far too long, and even if i were to be sympathetic towards women and want them to obtain equality, I’d still be pissed because its beyond that point. Women are at a point where they have more opportunity than men do. Hiring a woman at corporate jobs is now required as an equality measurement, so if you’ve studied your whole life in business management lets say, and you’re going to be interviewed for a job against a woman with credentials that are only slightly worse than yours, she will be hired instead of you so that the boss isn’t sued for not hiring a woman as a hate crime. I think its gone on far too long. I feel that I as a male have become the minority, i get the dick end of the stick, i’ve been forced to retreat to the only thing i can truly do free of femal intervention. On a sunday afternoon, i can scratch my balls and watch my sports bets play out watching football and drink beer. Football is perfect because all woman aere far too frail to play in the NFL, so i’ll never have to worry about that being tainted.. or with the way things are going, maybe all teams are gonna have a female player requirement, or maybe they’ll get rid of the cheerleaders because it’s “degrading.” I dont like the ride feminism is taking us all on. Women, you’ve made your point, now cut the shit out and enjoy your societal status that you achieved through fucking lawyers to fight for you.
-Signed
A Canadian attending a University with over 60% female enrolment. A blessing, or a curse?

Comment by Killinmachine
2008-11-27 21:03:40 - IP Man-Hash: 39e8ba94ef55c

I completely agree!!! This is what I have been talking about for so long! But even though I hate women and I hate everything they do and the only thing I take from them is sex, Women still give birth and without one, you wouldn’t be here apparently… BULLSHIT!!!!! It’s really a tragedy to not be born… YEAH RIGHT!!!! Who ever makes that reason is complete retard. Women give birth but where did they take you in? This hell hole. That is no reason to respect women! Women only take and take and never gives back! well they do, they just don’t do it enough. Compared to the hard labor men have to do, sex is 5 dollars to 5000. And funny thing I see that young women are being trained of; I went to my friend’s house and his daughter was watching “Wannabe” which seems like an ok video for kids but it says something like this in the middle of the song “If you wanna be my lover, you got to give, taking is to easy but that’s the way it is” Great! getting the inner whore of every little girl out! BRILLIANT!!!! And women ain’t gonna cut that shit out, you gotta make em cut that shit out! beat the shit out of em and throw em out!

 
 
 
Comment by Jessica
2008-10-31 13:29:57 - IP Man-Hash: b185b530d59a8

hey.. im a woman and you are not right… does men ever do anything wronng…. you need to keep your mouth shut cuz if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say nothing at all.

Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-31 18:40:16 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

So you expect the internet which is the new frontier of human interaction to have only positive praise at every turn? Idealistic Jessica, but also very stupid.

Don’t like what Dick says? How about don’t come to the site at all. How is that for rational logic?

This site seems to make you miserable and since you love coming here I surmise you “love” being miserable. That’s not healthy behavior!

Comment by Psiros
2008-11-01 02:45:04 - IP Man-Hash: 1af159770e130

2 points, if I may:

1) Yes, she likes being miserable. All women love being miserable, for they feel this gives them a right, nay, a divine mandate to complain. They equate a slight inconvenience at a slow checkout line at the grocery with the martyrdom of Christ. The fundamental difference is that every complaining woman has howled and brayed exponentially louder during every moment of her “martyrdom” than Jesus did at any point during the Passion.

2) “does men ever do anything wronng” Perhaps, but not this flagrantly, publicly, nor to this degree.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Comment by Chris
2008-11-01 07:50:28 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Laughter over here….

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Comment by erika
2008-12-11 19:44:02 - IP Man-Hash: 39ebe43586715

i dont like being miserable
i love to be happy and you guys are ranting to jessica about how the internet has free speech and wat not, so we have the very same ability to access this site just like you do

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Comment by Benignbullet
2008-12-13 05:07:28 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

@Psiros -
This is a MANsome post!
Killer. Ha!

menaremorediscerningthanwhimmin.

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Comment by emma
2008-11-08 20:32:15 - IP Man-Hash: 6968366828131

Jessica, you are obviously an idiot! Your grammar and spelling are horrible and you should probably go cook your man dinner or suck him off and shut up…you wonder why men think women are so dumb and then you perpetuate by opening your stupid mouth! I’m a woman and I know that my job is to take care of my man and stay the hell out of his business, maybe you should be a productive woman and do the same!

 
 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-27 11:42:39 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

Wepth.. Thanks for the “intelligence compliment” however I don’t know if you understand me or even if “I” understand you. This is the internet where people at large can easily portray something they’re not or aspects of their personality they usually don’t show.

The point is I like Dick. Women DO have the negative qualities he brings up. I’m willing to admit not ALL women do but finding the nice ones out there is a very harrowing task. Secondly I’m a firm believer women at large need to acknowledge their superficial failings, “money lust”, and double standards to become better people.

I have no problem with women being equal. But why is it if a woman strikes a man and gets struck back she is so shocked? She’ll call that man an abusive prick even if she started the physical confrontation. If you want to be equal you have to expect to be treated like a fellow man. It means if you deck someone you acknowledge they can deck you in turn without being labeled as the villain.

Secondly I know many women that want to be fiercely independent yet they still expect men to buy dinner, hold doors for them, and lay their jackets in the mud at their feet. Where DO YOU stand on that? Do you think its’ fair to want to be perceived as the same yet also have fringe benefits on the side? That is not wanting equality that is wanting supremacy.

Also at least in the U.S. you have to admit in many scenarios men get raped in court when it involves a woman. People still have this ludicrous notion women are always the “victims” and men are always the “abusers”. While that maybe true in some scenarios it is not true in all situations and many cruel gold digging shrews laugh all the way to the bank after divorcing their husbands.

Do men have faults? Of course. But our society is built on the notion it is more acceptable to scapegoat men and expose their failing then it is to do so to women.

In the 1950’s it was acceptable for women to fight hard for civil rights. But in the present let’s face it women are not simply equal, they are treated like spoiled princesses held up on pedestals that can do no wrong.

Dick’s satirical commentary focuses on that and frankly he has the right to.

 
Comment by kiss my ass
2008-10-27 04:21:35 - IP Man-Hash: 532e476385b7b

dick is raped by a woman, in the ass ….with a stick!
that explaines it all.

(his mother molested him)

Comment by studioline
2008-10-27 04:29:11 - IP Man-Hash: c1c7a6f8bc6c8

Hey fart ass, why your thoughts are so violent, are you another child molestor???

 
 
Comment by kiss my ass
2008-10-27 04:16:05 - IP Man-Hash: 532e476385b7b

all of you are just a stupid bunch of cunts
you love your momma dont you ?

niggazzzzz

Comment by studioline
2008-10-27 04:25:33 - IP Man-Hash: c1c7a6f8bc6c8

No, cos we stoped ass kissing, but you can kiss your own ass, or you too fat for that???

 
Comment by Perdition
2008-10-28 14:17:07 - IP Man-Hash: a7bd6238a5dde

So there is something wrong with black people?

Comment by Michelle
2008-10-28 14:47:24 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

There’s nothing wrong with black people.

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2008-10-28 15:45:11 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

No!

 
 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-28 14:37:36 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

That word is so un-called for!

 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-29 14:05:56 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

Calling us niggers? Wow, how politically correct! So being you mean it as an insult you are likely inbred and racist. Total fail. You could have at least tried to argue intelligently.

 
 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-26 23:26:58 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Oh my goodness…WEPH…you’re just so fucking stupid! Hitler was a smart man!! What the hell?

Comment by David
2009-01-05 09:05:08 - IP Man-Hash: 3d4f27fea3aab

Hitler WAS a smart man…

 
 
Comment by DICK#1
2008-10-26 22:37:45 - IP Man-Hash: d8050cf24d1c7

Hey Dick you’re the best i completely agree with you i hope the world starts a revolution and turn women to sex-slaves!!!

 
Comment by blue
2008-10-26 11:27:10 - IP Man-Hash: fb0c887dfa726

This blog is really interesting.

And,I agree with Chris,women are crazy,I could still remember my 3 years of middle school in a mostly female class was one of the most terrible i´ve ever been in.The worst mistake I have ever made,was to be nice to the girls in my classes;what did it get me?,more teasing,more jokes behind my back,and more ridicule.The only good friends I had were almost all male,I had only THREE good female friends, 1 was a tomboy and 1 was Bi….

To all middle school,high school,and all boys/men,never be a ¨nice guy¨ to girls or women.

 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-25 08:51:17 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

I still cannot believe people take this all seriously. Fuck, it is ribaldry, satire, and some of the harsh truth wrapped in a joy buzzer. But alas if people did not take satire so seriously and whine about it en mass I suppose it would not be nearly as funny. So to all of you that “don’t get it” I salute you. The more you rage the more people like Dick and Maddox will expose the ridiculous idiotic faults in society and I love to see satirists serve us up our humble pie. Honestly I never get tired of it!

If for whatever reason you are mad over this piece of art doth thou protest too much? Could it be because you identify with it and know it is true on some level? Could it be your exactly like the women Dick describes? Even if you are can you not be a bigger person and laugh at your own faults occasionally? If you say “no” you don’t have the potential to change or grow which is quite pitiful.

People are hard on Dick simply because he chose “women” as his gag at a time in our history when anyone that discusses women faults besides other women is an “Anti freedom bigot trying to oppress the female!” Yet it is 100% okay in most debates if say women critique us. And sure enough they’ve already done it for years with snarky slogans, confusing double standards, and in books.

Men are not faultless but neither or women. Any female that gets enraged over this site is either insecure or likely believes she is “flawless” and that no one has the right to say other-wise.

As for the “pro-Maddox” out cry I like him too but equal to Dick. They both bring up good points in different ways.

PS: Oh, and just because I admit to “liking a fellow man” that doesn’t mean I’m gay. Seems to be on this site if you are with Dick “You’re homo” just because you believe women are not 100% perfect. That is quite insulting both to straight men and gay men. It’s using homosexuality as an insult implying homosexuals are less than human. For the ladies that have used “fag” as an insult way to go for parading your civil rights yet completely trampling on the civil rights of gays. I hope you are all quite proud of yourselves.

Comment by Arbalest
2008-10-25 09:51:35 - IP Man-Hash: 336c53d64109c

Unfortunately comes the the realization that they won’t read that and they are in fact proud of themselves.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 10:32:25 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Turn on your television shows (i.e. the Simpsons) & men in commericals are CONSISTENTLY portrayed as fat, dumb homer Simpsons…. who can’t get any trim….. who “should feel lucky to have found her”.

You’ll notice women laugh at these men,
Because they are WEAK.

And any man who is NOT a Homer –> must be a “fag’.

That’s because women haven’t got the slightest fucking idea what a MAN is.
Oh they are EXPERTS at getting any MAN’s attention.
But are they any good at KEEPING one interested and around after sunrise?

FACT: Most women have a deep, inherent belief that they will NEVER meet a “REAL Man” in their lives.
Yet these women still believe they all DESERVE one.

But women meet REAL MEN CONSTANTLY.
We are known as JERKS, PLAYERS and ASSHOLES.

But are we all really LOSERS and PLAYERS???? –>> or did the bitch just meet “A WINNER”.

WINNERS get what they want out of life.
And WINNERS have CHOICES that don’t necessarily include “her” - including other women.

Women HATE that shit.
Women HATE winners.

That’s why you will ONLY hear women refer to ALL Men as “LOSERS” and “PLAYERS”.
And the others must all be “fags”.

Because no woman can COMPREHEND that a man wouldn’t want her.
She NEEDS to believe that a man “should feel lucky to have found her”…..
No matter what the circumstances or her behavior.

That’s the “unconditional love” they don’t realize doesn’t exist.

Women are universally EXPERTS at GETTING any man’s attention.
But they universal FAILURES at KEEPING a Man.

That’s why women PRETEND TO PREFER male weakness for relationships and marriages.
It’s easier - and more comfortable - for them.
Any other kind of Man puts a bitch in complete panic mode.

You bet this website is a “REALITY CHECK” for cunts like that fatty on Doctor FILL.
She was rendered speechless by a man who wasn’t WEAK enough to tolerate her.

Happens every day.

And every women NEEDS to believe that Man is a LOSER or a “fag”.
But he’s a winner who has standards which don’t include women like her.

It’s a PERFECT - and classic - example.

Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-25 11:57:52 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

You and Arbalest have good points Chris. Honestly I’m not good at being a playa. I’ll be honest playas work hard to dress right, talk right, and assemble the perfect deck of cards to get laid. I admire their effort but I have found in most scenarios in my case a woman is not worth that much of my energy.

Now before I get slammed for being “immature” or a “bone head” keep this in mind my anti “Reality Check” opponents.

1. You use “gay” as a derogatory term. Science has proven being homosexual is mostly genetic. Its’ like having blue eyes or green eyes. Men that are gay usually did not choose to be gay yet had to accept being gay to live happier lives. As for the straight men that occasionally turn gay no wonder. You drove em to it ladies. Impressing you and affording your affections is a mad house of compromises. And if most of you had it your way you would have all your stuff AND his stuff while forcing your boy friend to use a jack hammer to find more gold for you in an unstable dangerous mine. You would treat him like an ugly dwarf, make him massage you and feed you polished apples, and take all the precious metals he earned through hard labor and snort it up like cocaine by maxing out his credit card. Besides that when women are lesbians you brush it off as “Oh an enlightened female liberal!”. Lastly just because men “hang out” doesn’t mean they are the ambiguous duo. “Assuming” makes an ass of U and Me.

2. You always whine you hate playas. You know what? Playas are ex nice guys that realized at some point the girl they liked a lot always cried on them on yet put out for egotistical narcissists or drug dealers. When the poor smuck expressed interest she replied with “Sex might complicate this wonderful thing we share” or “I love you but like a brother!” Sure enough they got fed up and pissed being used as an emotional tampon and became the very thing you secretly lust after yet you say you abhor. Why? So they can finally get laid. You made us the glorious monsters we are today girls. Thanks!

3. Chris is right in most shows we are the “dumb fatties” that got “lucky” by finding a woman to put up with us. Family guy is another example. Still a great show but Peter and his son are retarded to the extreme. “The dog” is the smartest male on the show. Sure the concept was created by a man but I’m sure there are female writers or our society convinced many creative minds to be “ashamed” for being men.

4. Lastly let me say I’ve had female friends. Not all women are bitches. A few of them helped me when I was down and out and needed someone to care about me. Yet what was I down and out from? My ex of course. “Good women” are rare which is likely why we only meet them when we’re unconscious in an obscure pit somewhere with our hearts torn free from our chest cavities.

5. If a man is uninterested in you yes he might be gay but the more likely scenario is he sees you as a gold digging, manipulative, cheating, and self absorbed prude that advertises “sex” yet has the “sexual prowls” of an uptight nun. He knows the only way to get you to lose your inhibitions is to buy you a big rock and for much cheaper he can simply go to a stripper joint. Personally I like strippers. They are actually very nice and the reason other women hate exotic dancers is jealousy.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 13:52:05 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

@ REALITY CHECK

A spectacular 5 paragraphs.

Your opener was my favorite.
“I have found in most scenarios …..
a woman is not worth that much of my energy”.

They almost never are.

But lets not forget that in MOST cases, women already have the obstacles and hoops to jump through already laid out in their minds. Just visit a few female online dating profiles, and you will lose 20 pounds just reading them. It’s exhausting, and never worth it. Neither is the sex.

I pity the poor SUCKKA who PAYS FOR THE IDEA OF PAYING FOR A CHANCE to jump through them at great cost to himself. Is dating these women a JOB? Funny, they never mention any benefits. Nor do they come with warranties for these greedy selfish cunts expect men to invest in them.

But PLAYAS have a far more important - and different - approach.

The time and ENERGY they (we?) put forth into getting laid is —>> energy we put into OURSELVES.

MEN (whom women often prefer to call Jerks, Players, Losers, assholes etc.) know that IT ALWAYS PAYS to invest time, and energy into being the man HE wants to be –>> rather than the man SHE wants him to be.

While men work hard to “To dress right, talk right, and assemble the perfect deck of cards” that’s a requirement in ALL AREAS of life if a man ever wants to enjoy any kind of SUCCESS.

And success with women — is like success with anything else.

YES — it’s energy and time that will ALWAYS pay off for the guy.

Being the man SHE wants you to be NEVER will.

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Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 14:04:19 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

… and PS. Its important for Men to understand that women EXPECT you to be interested in being the Man SHE wants you to be. It comes as a BIG SHOCK to them when they meet REAL MEN who are not remotely interested in that.

Jerk, Player, Loser, Asshole are not actually “insults” from women.
They are the biggest COMPLIMENTS a Man can possibly get.

When a man hears them, they should bring a SMILE to every Man’s face,
because he is OBVIOUSLY doing something RIGHT.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-10-25 14:14:31 - IP Man-Hash: 554b98bfc299a

Jesus Fucking Christ It all makes perfect sense to me now.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 14:36:12 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Well as long as you know its NOT good to be a Jerk or Asshole to women ON PURPOSE. Especially when they are naturally equipped with all the talent and ability to TEST men for weakness as often as possible.

Women will NATURELLY bring out the jerk and asshole in you because they are biologically hardwired to test males for weakness. A Man only needs to be a jerk and asshole to make sure she never gets away with it.

They are 100X more likely to want you to fuck you for it anyway!

Women will PUSH, and PROD and LIE and IRRITATE just to see your “jerk & asshole factor”.

Let them see it.

Once again…. consider the fat bitch on Doctor Phil. Dick didn’t do anything to her. She PUSHED, she PRODDED, she LIED and accused him of “never having a date”, and was openly IRRITATING. She BEGGED for a jerk and asshole to shut her the fuck up.

And it worked.
Cunt was speechless.

That’s called –>> a successful interaction with a woman.
Any weakness - or apology - on Dick’s behalf would NOT have been.

And no man should ever generate success with women by manipulation.
It’s not even NECESSARY.

“NICE GUYS” are actually the manipulators out there.

They will attempt to generate a woman’s attention, attraction and affection by being unsually “nice” to them. Taking them out for dinner. Showering her in compliments , underserved attention, gifts, generosity, giving women what THEY want….. and trying to be the man SHE wants him to be.

It’s exhausting.
And - it doesn’t WORK.

 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-25 14:39:31 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

You’re right Chris. We should ALWAYS strive to have a perfect deck. The only problem is with a woman is you can be playing a great game of poker until she comes and fucks it up. Honestly I will strive to be the best in most categories. We are competitive on an instinctual level. When we lose to a friend we’re happy for him yet deep down we’ll still want to get better and out-do him later.

Most women however do not have that sense of camaraderie or ambition. If another woman does something better they usually hate or envy her. They are not happy for her and they will not simply seek to defeat her through good sportsmanship they will seek to utterly destroy her. A man can down his opponent yet still help his foe get back up on his feet. Most women would simply gloat over another humiliated female with maniacal laughter. Yet we are the ones accused of having no sensitivity or compassion.

What is more brutal than an Ultimate Warrior Championship in the Octagon? Simple. It’s a cat fight. Women go for the eyes, any piercings they can find, and the throat. Men simply want to “win” but not necessarily to “maime” or to murder. Men are effective as hell when they must kill but they are not psychotic to the point they want to put someone in the morgue over a simple disagreement.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 15:03:44 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

@REALITY CHECK

—– “You’re right Chris. We should ALWAYS strive to have a perfect deck.” ——-

Cheers! And men know that we all DO.

—– “The only problem is with a woman is you can be playing a great game of poker until she comes and fucks it up”——-

And that’s my point.

NEVER LET A WOMAN GET AWAY with it.

Men are ALL equipped with that naturally ability.
USE IT —>> It will get you so fucking laid.

But MANY guys are “afraid” of using it.
Because you don’t want to be MALICOUS.
And Men ARE better than women.

Women ARE malicious and vengeful.
When you win your buddy will give you back a pat.
A woman will NOT.

They will scratch each other’s eyes out for the last purse 50% off. They will CLAW their way to making their friends jealous. They will whine, complain, hurt, yell, scream, LIE, pretend, pout with no reservation and there is NO LIMIT to what women are truly capable of.

We have all seen only a FRACTION of this behavior at this website.

“WHO CARES”.
(That’s what a man always has to tell himself)

When he focusses on HIMSELF - instead of women - women will naturally gravitate toward him. A guy who internalizes his energy and concentrates on HIMSELF will enjoy tremendous success with women, and his investment in HIMSELF will always pay off in the end.

Women are far too frightfully inconsistent to care that much about, pursue, or make mission in your life. As you well know.

They claw their way to a purse –>> they will claw their way to a REAL MAN too.

BE PREPARED for it.

It WILL turn you into a jerk and asshole sometimes….
but as long as it ALWAYS pays off, WHO CARES.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-10-25 15:37:56 - IP Man-Hash: 554b98bfc299a

This is completely true. There was a period of time when I would go out and socialize date and pick up girls, party and and it didn’t really work. I was literally tired of all the work these bitches want guys to do for them for nothing. Then I started going to gym on Friday and Saturday nights instead and I forgot about women altogether and worked on myself. Suddenly I am in a position to decide which one I should call. Not because I’m ripped or pumped but because I concentrated on myself instead of them. I have been called an asshole and gay 5 times in the last couple of weeks, just for not paying enough attention to a women.

This line is gold: “What do women want? Who cares.”

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 15:52:02 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Nice.

It’s interesting when you realize that success with women does not necessarily men “ALOT” of women, because a man who concentrates more on HIMSELF will date, socialize and party LESS.

But the time YOU CHOOSE to spend with women will be far more rewarding -> for YOU.

Have a great weekend.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 18:08:56 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

Reality Check,
“Men are effective as hell when they must kill but they are not psychotic to the point they want to put someone in the morgue over a simple disagreement.”

And what of the thousands of men in jail for assault over petty alcohol-bitchfights in the streets on a Saturday night?

 
Comment by Mark
2008-10-25 18:14:50 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Probably all raised by single Mothers. Its a fact that most men in prison and on Death Row were raised by single mothers. Hitler was raised by a single mother. You were definitely raised by a single mother, and if you weren’t you were definitely brainwashed by her. Your father should have gob smacked you but good.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 18:41:17 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

So when a man does something wrong, it’s always a woman’s fault? Maybe it’s actually the fathers of these criminals who’ve screwed up in leaving their partners pregnant or with small children. Maybe it’s their fault.
I do see your point that children raised in two-parents families are less likely to offend, though.
Hitler was actually really smart. If you’ve read Mein Kampf (or done research of any type) you’d realise that. A smart man raised by a single mother! It’s just a pity he chose to blame all society’s problems on another group of society (sound familiar?). Yes, I’m comparing you, in your intolerance, to Hitler.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-10-25 18:50:17 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Mein Kampf? Not only did I read it, I own a hard cover copy. It’s on my bookshelf sitting next to the 33 Strategies of War, War and Peace, The Rise and fall of the Third Reich, The art of War and if a guy wants to understand why idiot cunts like you exist, its all in there.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-10-25 19:04:42 - IP Man-Hash: 554b98bfc299a

Listen to this weph bitch. ‘Hitler was a smart man raised by a single mother?’ Only a woman would be caught saying that. Women would vote for Hitler is right. This weph cunt should be shot.

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 19:48:07 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

Starck probably doesn’t realise the deep satire in his comment.

However, Weph is once more back to put more load on the men’s side than on the women’s.It’s tiring yet funny to see how she persists.We are not blaming our problems on another group of society, that’s what you are doing, Weph.That’s exactly what Hitler did too.He made one group’s negatives seem heavier than the other group.That’s what western feminism is doing today.I can now understand why it’s sometimes called feminazism.

And Mark is right on the money about single mothers.The fathers of the children could have left because the mothers were oppressive, self-centered bitches who would bring no happiness to either man or child.Maybe that’s why they turn into criminals.While the opposite IS also be true, it is not nearly so much ‘their fault.’And then again, parentage IS NOT the only indicator of behaviour patterns.

 
 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 20:45:21 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Holy Crap Arbalest.

EXCELLENT link.
A thousand thanks for posting.

I clicked the first link there and read: “What American/Western women don’t want you to know - Doom and Gloom”.

Practically VERBATIM what I have been talking about here. Shitty female programming, LIES, terrible behavior, endless entitlements, the intentional RAPE and destruction of a man’s life, reputation and future….. how women are TERRIFIED OF STRONG MEN (Winners), to never let a woman get away with this shit, and NEVER to make it your mission in life to please and appease women.

I thank my personal God I never learned this hard way.

There is TRULY NO LIMIT to what women are capable of.
I just said EXACTLY THAT earlier today (feel free to scroll up).

Women have it all BACKWARDS,
and it seems the REAL tragedy is …. the guys do too.

As he said –>> These are not “extreme” cases either.
They are daily occurrences and FORESIGHT is everything.

Once again, BIG thanks for posting, Arbalest.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 20:46:30 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

You know it’s funny, not one of your names look like “Reality Check”. I adressed my first comment at him because he’s one of the few males here smart enough to understand what I’m saying.

And RB,
So it’s ok for a man to abandon his own child, own flesh and blood because one single woman is a bitch?
That’s pretty pathetic.
Feminism blames men for their opression because men have been socially dominant in most if not all societies in history. It makes sense. Because it’s true. Once again, we have a man who knows little about feminism assuming that he knows more than an actual feminist.

By the way Mark, thanks for agreeing with me. I assume you agree with me, because you didn’t disgree in any way. You just advertised your reading prowess then called me a cunt. Well argued. Not.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-10-25 21:01:45 - IP Man-Hash: 554b98bfc299a

WEph, fuck off.

To the Men here:

I just read that tragic story and have already heard it 100 times. If I ever hear one more cunt say “Not all women are like that!!!!!!!!!!!” I will shove an apple in that pig’s mouth I swear to God.

Feminism is truly dead just like the man said. All it takes is Men who aren’t dumb enough to fall for these cunts and they are finished. Women like weph are shitstains, and RB said it best. “As useless and worthless as a goldfish in a cum pond”.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 21:11:13 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

You’re right, Starck, not all women are like that.
Did you notice that one of the people who gave him a home out of her kindness was female?
I’m glad you did.
And that’s obviously a terrible story, the most extreme of cases. But one case doesn’t prove a stereotype.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 21:16:04 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

No one will ever need to compare you to a stereotype when YOU - personally - have gone out of your way to prove that you’re a transparent piece of shit.

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 21:34:32 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

@Weph How could a man stay with his bitch of a wife if all the judiciaries of the world label HIM as the oppressive bitch, the woman as the glorious mother, and inevitably hand the child over to its doom, while also destroying the man’s future, taking away his right to his own property?

Feminism in the 20th century was not the celebration of being a woman, but of becoming all-consuming SUPER MAMAS, as it is quite evident from the article.

And the fact that man is socially dominant is more biological than societal or political.You are still to give a single intelligent argument against that.But that Man is dominant DOES NOT mean that he oppresses women or refuses to give them an equal footing with himself.What feminism propagates today is to bring women to be equal to men by placing them on a raised pedestal and claiming, ‘This is equality and real feminism.’

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 21:39:32 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

And I read Mein Kampf.It’s one of the most disgusting, disturbing insights into an idiot’s mind.An idiot who happened to share his most important attribute with feminists, psychological manipulation.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 21:49:04 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

If feminism had anything to do with WOMEN — cunts like Weph wouldn’t even BE here. They would be elsewhere actually accomplishing something with their lives.

It’s not ABOUT female strength, pride and unity…
It targets male weakness — shutting men up and shutting men down.
That’s the only thing these bitches have going for them.

Tragic.

Even more tragic is this human turd WEFFY called Hitler (Mein Kampf) “smart”.

And thats her angle. She needs to MANIPULATE men she doesn’t even respect into sticking around, or she “beats the living shit out of him”. Then she calls herself “happy”.

That is one, sick bitch.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 21:55:04 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

I don’t think that man should want to be anywhere near his wife at all. He obviously got completely screwed over by the legal system and his bitch of an ex and her parents. And their money. I don’t think he should want to stay with her at all, I didn’t even imply that.
“Super mamas’ whatever the hell they are, implies that all feminists want to have children. That’s not true. Not all women want to have children, and they shouldn’t have to if they don’t.

How the fuck can you say that the fact that men were socially dominant for thousands of years due to biology, not for societal reasons? Sure, in hunter/gatherer times it makes sense that men’s social dominance over women came from their physical dominance. This initial dominance was simply extended over millions of years until people because smart enough to realise that physicality isn’t everything. So men’s dominance probably originated from their biological advantages millions of years ago, but it’s irrelevant now. And that’s my point: it’s irrelevant now because we don’t use fighting as a tool to solve our social issues anymore, we use words.
And yeah, the fact that men were dominant does kind of mean that he opressed women. Hegemonic groups are dominant /because/ they opress others. That sentence you wrote just made you look pretty stupid.

 
Comment by Weph
2008-10-25 21:57:06 - IP Man-Hash: 4329a5675531e

Chris,
Hitler was smart. Just intolerant. Like you.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-25 22:02:04 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Hitler failed. Failure is not an option for successful men. No man is required to tolerate you. Think again bitch.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-10-25 22:13:13 - IP Man-Hash: 554b98bfc299a

Weph, Every man - including Hitler the failure idiot - is smarter than you. Sucks doesn’t it. Your pussy boyfriend is tolerant. Go suck his dick instead of ours.

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 22:25:05 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

Weph, you are a dumber than a herbivorous leopard.Men ARE dominant, as they are superior both mentally and physically.At extreme levels of both mental and physical competitions, man succeed.There may be a man and woman mathematician, and the woman may be better than the man.But there is another man somewhere who could beat the shit out of her in math.Just because some women can read, calculate and write better than some men, doesn’t mean they are equal to all men.And it’s because of women’s ‘physicality’ that they are needed in the first place.They have, as the feminist would gob on about, breasts and vaginas, which men do not possess.

My interpretation of ‘men are better than women’ would be, ‘for every good woman, there is a man who is the best.’

When I was in Law school, there’d be a magically equal number of men and women in the debate groups.All the women would do in the debates was sit there like cows and raising objections over absolutely nothing.So I formed a group only consisting of men, against the wishes of the minority cunts who said we were ‘barbaric’.One of the topics we won were ‘Men vs. women’-a very stupid topic that makes an excellent and prolonged debate.Another topic we lost on was ‘Women should stay at home.’We debated against the topic.Just so you know.

And feminists do want children, they just want them as long as they can get the SHIT with the kids.Get it bitch?

And Hitler was a lot smarter than you as STARCK said.He knew the people he could snag.You obviously don’t and that is why you are here.

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 22:33:36 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

‘Women are never exceptional chess players, they are not good fighters.’-Garry Kasparov-’Grandpa Chess.’

 
Comment by RB
2008-10-25 22:37:56 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

By the way the picture of the woman here is gorgeous.Without the head of course.