The Mind Of A Woman
I call this mansterpiece The Mind of a Woman. Whereas a meat grinder can churn animal into ground beef, so can a woman’s mind convert any idea into fantasy, consumable bullshit, and nonsense.
-Dick
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I call this mansterpiece The Mind of a Woman. Whereas a meat grinder can churn animal into ground beef, so can a woman’s mind convert any idea into fantasy, consumable bullshit, and nonsense.
-Dick
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I don’t like hello kitty neither that fairy thing they are anoying and I simply hate babies and I know I was a baby.
Dammit women, if your going to comment on this site you musn’t take the comments to heart, not all men think this way. Plus, you’ve got to start spelling your words right!
I know, right? It breaks my heart. lol
Fellas: the true definition of a woman is this: A life-support system for a pussy.
why not let the guys just blow off some steem, by god i know all women do as well, so if they want a page o do so why not.
and you know, i dont feel offended by the comments, so why should you ( and this goes to the girls who have made comments) if you dont feel you fall into any of the stereotypes their giving.
in fact i find this website very informative…
although i dont believe any generalization of any time is right.
i do know that “women”… some times.. we make no sense at all.
See, bitch… THAT’s the fucking problem with you idiot American Cunts. Thanks for going out of your way to prove it.
••• “Why not LET the guys just blow off some steam?
My God, I know all women do as well.
So, if they want a page to do so, why not?”
Once I fixed all of your spelling mistakes and punctuation , It’s very easy to see just how completely fucked up your wo-mentalities really are.
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NOTE TO ALL MEN:
Listen to this cunt….
She THINKS “the guys” need –>> A WOMAN’S PERMISSION.
And now she will TALK like she actually gave it to you.
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“LET the guys just blow off some steam?
“LET them have it?”
THE GUYS –>> CREATED THE INTERNET WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
THIS WEBSITE EXISTS –>> WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
WE’RE NOT “BLOWING OFF STEAM” –>> WE’RE BLOWING YOU OFF.
Get it?
(Fuck, that’s hilarious.)
I can tell it’s been a while a man blew off some steam
and “let you have it” - ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
Fuck off, whore.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Listen- your not a very bright boy are you? Hmm…
If you call anybody making apoint a whore i’ll personally track you down and murder you-
dont reply- you dont have my permission too and i dont want to hear ur whining kid-
Fuck off and die you worthless fucking whore.
Hey, whafddya know.
I called you a whore and you didn’t even have to make a point.
And I even did it with your stinking cunt permission.
No. I won’t fuck you. I have standards.
OMG LOLZ !!!!!!!!
Now THAT was fucking funny.
Whimmin are so fucking F-U-R-I-O-U-S and H-A-T-E it beyond all comprehension simply when you IGNORE them, that they actually threaten murder.
The minute she started spraying her “lol! omg! lolz!” all over the place, you could tell instantly that she needs to get properly fucked immediately….. but sadly, she only deserves gang anal.
If your going to leave a post, try not to sound like an ignorant illiterate idiot. Capitalization, proper grammar and basic spelling was taught to every child in elementary school. By not utilizing them you are saying that you are less intelligent than a 7 year-old. I mean come on, “steem?” Really? You do not start a sentence with and just like you should open your fucking mouth and let your stupid thoughts run rampant over the internet.
fuck…again with the spelling!
In a bit of unrelated matters,it is exactly like this with women and…gaming,Well,they seem to think they are special by saying ‘Oh look at me,I’m a chick and I am playing Call of Duty 4,you should worship me as though I were a god because I am a girl playing a video game on XBOX LIVE even though I am probably a 200lb heifer that cannot play worth a shet!” Well,its self explanatory,I have seen a womens gaming group call PMS,no,not what you think it is,it stands for Pandora’s Mighty Soldiers,and for an all girl clan,well I think there is a guy or two,which how they kept their sanity is beyond me,they are pretty full of themselves,saying ‘I killed you because I shoot like a girl’ and having an ego twice the size of the Sun does not help much,so they think that they can beat ANYONE and most of the members are EXTREMELY stubborn and arguementative,which,what women is not,but they suck arse at games but are as competitive as if they were pros.They can be found on myspace,but they would probably try and ask you if you have Xbox live and a gamertag just so they can show you their ‘mad skillz’.
-Dalek Caan1
Despite all the bullshit, I enjoy the blissful ignorance spilled out of women.
yep
women suck
helen sux.
This website is like the holy grail of the internet. Fuck, just reading it should be worth at least one man point!
Here is my two cent take on the majority of women based on my experience dealing with them in a professional, social, sentimental, or sexual context (I specifically use the word majority rather than ALL, because I hope one day I will come across that rare pearl which will prove to me that not all women are f*cked up! … a great number of men will agree that the majority of women are by nature insecure, indecisive, irrational, and full of pathetic contradictions. It’s not that men don’t understand women like is said in ridiculous women magazines, it’s that the majority of women can’t be understood period! Why? because it is in man’s DNA to rationalize and try to understand things out logically, and the majority of women simply don’t behave, think, or act logically!
Keep up the good work Dick… from a fan out in Europe!
—>>> “I hope one day I will come across that rare pearl which will prove to me that not all women are f*cked up! … a great number of men will agree that the majority of women are by nature insecure, indecisive, irrational, and full of pathetic contradictions” ——-
Allow me to save you a decade or three of disappointment.
YOU WILL NEVER MEET A WOMAN WHO IS EQUAL TO YOU.
Men really ARE betterthanwomen.
Its NOT JUST “AN OPINION” –>> ITS A FACT!
Many many years ago, I accepted the fact that women are (by nature) insecure, indecisive, irrational, and full of pathetic contradictions. I really don’t mind any of that.
Because –>> Its a MAN’S role to be SECURE, DECISIVE, RATIONAL, AND ITS UP TO HIM TO PERSONIFY THE OPPOSITE FEMALE CHAOS.
See , if you expect women to be “well-put together”, you are doomed. I figured out at a VERY young age, that it’s not HER role in life to be “well-put together”…. its YOURS.
If YOU remain glued together, secure, decisive, rational AND AL OF THAT, your interactions with women will ALWAYS GO THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO. If you WAIT and HOPE for women to be all of those things, the relationship will NEVER go the way YOU want it to.
It’s one of the secrets that no one will ever tell you.
Why look for (or wait) for a “rare pearl” who you consider MISS RIGHT,
when you can enjoy MISS WRONG whenever - and as often - as you want.
?
Greater odds are better.
Chris, I can’t say I don’t like your logic… thanks for the enlightenment.
That’s funny I find men more of the insecure, indecisive, and irrational type and complete waste of time. Your MISS WRONG is more like MISS DON’T COME AROUND!
FRENCH GUY - No woman will ever be interested in proving to you that “not all women are fucked up”.
That’s a fact.
Women are more interested in fucking you up on purpose, testing you, pushing you to your wit’s end because that’s what they are programmed and hard-wired to do.
Women are NOT meant to be sane, pleasant, enhancements to your life, or enjoyable to be around. That’s what your MEN friends are for. Women exist for sexual pleasure, or there is no point in having one around. That’s biological destiny.
Women will otherwise “destroy your garden of Eden”.
(The book of Genesis was written to illustrate a POINT.)
• EVE GAVE INTO DARK SIN AND DECEIT.
• SHE FUCKED AROUND WITH A SNAKE.
• SHE WRONGFULLY TRIED TO MANIPULATE ADAM INTO DOING SOMETHING HE DIDN’T WANT TO DO.
• SHE RUINED A MAN’S LIFE PERMANENTLY.
You must never give a woman a chance to come into your garden of Eden and assume that she will be a sane, rational, decisive, positive addition to your life… or she will ruin it.
GOD WARNED ADAM TO NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING APPLE!!
LIKE I AM WARNING YOU NOW.
CHRIS - “NEVER EVER TRUST A WOMAN OR LET HER INTO YOUR LIFE” is the first story of the bible. And usually the last word of advice from most (married / divorced) men. You are so lucky you didn’t marry or find out the hard way.
Yes that’s right we will ruin your life, so get use to it!
More like ’steer clear’ of it, in case you missed that part.
haha im 14, and i even know that adam and eve isn’t factual. Its a story. They are characters, it really didn’t take place. THe book of Genesis isn’t sopossed to be taken literally. And if you wanna play at that game, go ahead. There are many different situations where men are at fault for sin.
My younger brother was 7 when he knew ADAM and EVE was a LIE.
He pointed to a painting of Adam and Eve and said . . . .
“If adam an Eve is a true story, then why do they have belly buttons???”
Menarebetterthanwomen.
*French Guy,
Chris is right.
God, science, nature, and everyday facts prove that men are superior and hence it is their role to lead. Women who are fucked up in their mind are because they don’t have real men to lead them.
Micho
Nice comment, I did hear a women say to a guy once,
‘What women know about men could fill volumes, while what men know about women would fit on a postage stamp’.
He quipped back ‘That’s true, but then….’they are all mad’…. are only four little words’
lol, um, wow. I don’t think that would fit on a postage stamp. I mean, unless it were in tiny letters, but who carries around a magnifying glass everywhere with them?!?!??
LMAO only joking ^_^
She had a lot on her mind and was concentrating on what the day had in store for her at work. That was her reason for forgetting the baby in the car! I just wanted to scream! Then a thought came to my (Dr. Laura Schlessinger) little pea brain. I wondered if these ‘understanding’ women in the audience (of Oprah) would actually ‘understand’ if their husbands forgot their birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, or Mother’s Day because he was stressed and busy, concentrating on work, blah blah blah. Hmmmm (the only hmmm that’s made any sense on this site)…..yeah, I don’t think so; we all know what these women would think of their controlling, nasty, insensitive husbands for forgetting these important things in life.”
http://www.drlaurablog.com/
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
why dont you zip it benignbullet
You see, that’s actually clever and almost amusing. And I can tolerate that.
Unlike anything on this site. None of this is clever, at all, which is why I have no respect for Dick.
See, Maddox is is smart, so I can respect Maddox.
Too True
A woman will never be a man period. Now thats not to say a woman does not serve a usefull purpose, they do. that is why they where born with tits and an ass. the feminist movement caused a lot of problems because it woke women up to the illusion that maybe they too could have a pennis. Fact is they dont and never will. ilike alady that acts like a lady. she allows the man to have his ego and feel good about himself and I allow them to be feminine. it is when the dumb ass woman who attempt to act like men that are disturbing. usually inthe past i allow them to attempt to over throw my ego and then once I have them where I want them I dump them. Oh my goodness what a major blow that is to thier self image and attempt at controlling and manipulating me. It truly is s shame these types of woman exist and they do. i had one such sucker driving down a curb to try and catch up with me after i dumped her. how sad
heather is right. You call women racists?Three words: LOOK WHOSE TALKING! You made a whole site ‘racist’ to the female gender. So i wouldn’t be pointing any fingers. If you do say women are racists on this site, it will just make you look like a moron.
You say women are stupid. I’m the top 5% of my freshman class which is (536 kids). And guess what? Number one in the class is a girl. And before you say anthing stupid about this. Let me tell you that there is more boys than girls in my school.
You say you hate feminists. Sorry to break it to you all but, you guys are the same exact thing except for the different gender. You say feminists are racists and can never agree with you. You are racists and don’t agree with feminists. You guys are the same thing. You are both at war with eachother (one side being female, one side being male)
You say women can’t make their own choices. Your wrong, once again. I’ve been making my own choises since i was like nine. So do other women, thats just so stupid for you to even say such a thing.
All women are whores? Now i think your just name calling. And like they always say “name calling is just an absence of a logical thinking”
p.s= You are hateful, don’t deny it. You never focus on the good things women do, you only spurt out insults. I can do the same thing, and believe me, i can definetly make the male population look like crap. But, i won’t. Do you know why? Because unlike all of you short-minded people on this site, i am intelligent enough to realise that you don’t judge a whole population of people on only a few people’s actions. You guys have to realise that not all women are so called ‘whores’. We are equal, in being and intelligence. Please don’t send me futile ‘facts’ that you have found on the internet, because i really don’t want to read them.
Do you attend a ’special’ school…? You know, one for retards.
I must be one of those stupid men that you could make ‘look like crap’, but I really don’t understand why you have left a comment on this site. I would have thought somebody of your intellectual calibre would be aware of the polarisation effect of opposing arguments between feminist and Dick’s advocates and thus respect the fallacy of the extremist views promoted by some folk on this site. While Feminists hate men, Dick doesn’t hate women. He just sees men as being superior to women which is a totally different argument.
Again I must be having a dumb moment because what was the point to your comment? An act of self-aggrandisement? Defence of women? Or an argument for sexual equality? It’s not very clear as you seen to be including all these things, but then Dick does say that women do have a tendency to bring up loads of points in an argument and thus clouding any issues raised. I must admit, I have noticed that this tendency to bombastic rhetoric is a favourite tool for a lot of women in argument and through its use, women believe they can win arguments. The sad truth is, us men are really just trying to understand what issue is actually being addressed under the huge flow of verbalistic diatribe of female oratory.
ahh. im only 14, and your whatt? 40? Comparing our verbal and argumentative skills would not be fair? And when you said that you didn’t know what point i was getting across, i have a way for you to figure it out. (heres a hint: read the words) And you biased views against me really doesn’t give me a chance on actually talking to you. So don’t throw biased sayings and accusations at me, because they are not true.
You’re wrong, feminists don’t hate men. We don’t even think we’re better than men. Feminism is the belief in the equality of the sexes/genders.
We just hate being opressed by men. For all your attempts at sounding intelligent, I’m disappointed byyour ignorance.
Leave that girl alone, she’s so much smarter than you would have been at her age, because she’s thinking critically about issues even though she may not have perfected a way to communicate her thoughts yet.
She’s a hundred times braver than you are for posting on here. I can’t believe you spend your time degrading teenage girls for attempting to express their opinions. Real men don’t pick on little girls.
OK this is no place for you to expect others to swallow the bullshit your spew.
Feminism is NOT about “equality” of the sexes. You just proved that perfectly by telling a man not to “pick on little girls”. If you were all about “equality” it wouldn’t MATTER that she is a girl.
So get fucked, bitch and try harder.
Much harder.
You just demonstrated that feminism is not about your (female) STRENGTH,
its about trying to generate MALE WEAKNESS.
We REAL MEN —->>> CONTROL feminism.
The moment one of us doesn’t let you get away with it, FEMINISM FAILS.
Stop trying to define what a REAL MAN is.
You don’t have a fucking CLUE.
You should concentrate on being a REAL WOMAN instead.
That’s your role in life.
You have no business telling men what “REAL MEN” are - or what “REAL MEN” do.
You transparent piece of shit.
Noe take your shitty female programming somewhere else.
We’re not buying.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
My argument in telling him not to pick on a little girl related solely to her age, not gender. I’d gladly go head to head with that guy because I’m 6 years older than her and have had more time to develop my cognitive functions. If you didn’t notice, I used her age several times in my comment.
Once again, women are obviously better than men at reading.
My comments may have been an attempt to generate male weakness, but Feminism sure isn’t. I never claimed to represent Feminism on this site, I just pointed out the main concept of it.
There is no way men control Feminism. If you stopped ‘allowing’ us to have our own opinions, then hopefully a battle of the sexes would occur, and the higher numbers of women would eventually dominate men. Except we’re all to smart to let that happen because it would result in the death of humankind.
And no, I’m not leaving this site yet. I’m having way too much fun arguing.
You have fun arguing, sweety.
I am having a way too much fun pointing and laughing at you.
When your brought up by an abusive mother andyou see the anger you cant help but think of how agressive and manly woman try to be. freud felt thata woman was nothing more than a castrated man. now think about that a catsrated man lacking th apendage of a man. A mans workld is enviable with the power they have. i think men need to share more of this with woman and ive them a break also. maybe thats why woman hate men so much
I love woman :)
Ladies, dont listen to these guys
Either they are Gay, or they are Republicans :P
I´m German and I like to lick pussy. Now what?
Or they are actually right about everything and the most secure men on the planet, and that’s what really scares the crap out of “guys” like Mike.
I’ll do you one better: they’re gay republicans.
YOU HAVE HUGE ISSUES
This website is teh lolz, and I don’t take it seriously. Thumbs up to you, Dick Masterson.
P.S: to the rest of the females reading the articles on this website: I can’t believe you take this stuff seriously. It’s the INTERNET, the same place Maddox has his daily rants about the world. Get used to it. I wouldn’t be surprised to find a woman create a site like Dick’s about men being stupid or whatever. So stop whining and crying over MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.
Now this is a strong independant woman. Basic english in place, no attitude whatsoever,and the ability to actually respect one’s opinion. Quite different than the women insulting Dick small dick jokes and gay insults, isn’t it?
I’m with you Suzy. Great shit.
Honestly, the girls on here getting their panties in a bunch about it are kind of proving all these guys right, huh? Plus, if a woman visiting this site is going to get all pissy about it, logic would tell them not to go to it and heed the print on the front page that says women shouldn’t be on this site. Granted, I’m on this site, but I can deal with what these guys have to say about my gender. Hell, I agree with some of it…
So, just a thought. I would definitely pay good money to see you, “Dick Masterson”, in person as an interviewee on some strictly feminine show such as the Tyra Banks show. (I don’t know if you have done anything like that already, someone just showed me a youtube video of you and I was very curious). There are perhaps different shows out there that you might prefer, but that one came to mind because that particular woman is definitely strong minded and opinionated and so are you. And doesn’t everyone love a good fight on television? Then again, you might not want to for other reasons. Like, you might…get your ass kicked by a mob of infuriated ladies afterwards. Whatever you think. I would love a reply from you though. Please and thank you.
-Jessica
“strictly feminine show such as the Tyra Banks show”
This made me chuckle. 40 years of feminist sophistry, and the result: some women today have a very perverse, distorted idea of what it means to be “feminine”.
Agreed, Tyra is the typical example what´s wrong with todays girls(black girls specifically). That shrew couldn´t keep a decent man if her life depend on it.
Though I would like to see Dick in her show, it would be really entertaining.
Wow Jessica that’s a great idea, Dick should go on the Tyra Banks show and own all the self hating closet lesbians that aren’t feminine at all on any of those useless man hating pussy programs. Yeah Dick should be on that show, and maybe I should eat my own testicles!
Your whole website is ludicrous, and bullshit your sole purpose is to gather together and put down someone because of there gender! AND YOU CALL WOMAN RACIST AND HATEFUL? Your all just a bunch of worthless Hypocritical dickheads. Your not better than anyone, no matter what you fucking think. YOU HATE FEMINISTS? YOU ARE THE SAME THINGS AS THEM ONLY YOU HATE THE OPPOSITE GENDER. YOU DO REALIZE YOU ARE JUST AS PATHETIC AND RETARDED AS THEM. I think Chauvinism is a fucking industry. fuck all of you. get a life. get a girl and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You seem to have proven many of his points, including the one about women shouting insults rather than arguing logically.
Also, by your logic, you showed that feminism is “a fucking industry” and “fucking retarded”
That’s how it is, Dick says something and the women fall over themselves to prove him right. Just look at the daily attention whores.
Yes, this website is bullshit. We all know it. Biased arguments that seem directed toward the moderately large percentage of females that are fucking idiots, yes we know blahblahblah.
Unfortunately, you yourself just added to that percentage for taking this website seriously and bitching about it.
HAHAHAHAH what a nutjob.
“get a girl”
why?
see yo8u just said all guys are a bunch of hypocritical dickheads
now whos sexist?…you perhaps
SHES A BITCH
I CALL HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS
Wow Heather you are such a female genius, you should be a social worker……no you should just take a running start into a brick wall head first that would help all of mankind, pound sand bitches.
exactly. i agree 100%!
Your whole website is ludicrous, and bullshit your sole purpose is to gather together and put down someone because of there gender! AND YOU CALL WOMAN RACIST AND HATEFUL? Your all just a bunch of worthless Hypocritical dickheads. Your not better than anyone, no matter what you fucking think. YOU HATE FEMINISTS? YOU ARE THE SAME THINGS AS THEM ONLY YOU HATE THE OPPOSITE GENDER. YOU DO REALIZE YOU ARE JUST AS PATHETIC AND RETARDED AS THEM. I think Chauvinism is a fucking industry. fuck all of you. get a life. get a girl and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
i cant believe some woment jsut can let it go… if you are seriously getting offended by the comments mentioned here, im afraid that you have a reason to.
i for one find this website extremly informative and very entretaining. (specially the comments)
i thing you girls are taking this a bit too seriously.
so what i these guys want to blow some steem;so what if it is what they trully believe it;like u ladies never met men haters as well?… but did you argue with them or sat and had a chat about the chovanistic nature of men??
so dont be hypocrits and call this guys haters, when you go ahead and insult them right back.
and if you hate this website so much… simple , dont come to it!!
i for one agree that we “women” can totally lack sense some times ..hey it could be in the DNA who knows..
just dont hate that guys cuz once you understand our insanity we can be pretty darn amazing and live with yours
Shut up. We don’t care much for YOUR whining either, you little bitch.
OMG! A poorly timed erection? Jesus christ the things you have to deal with! WOW it must be SO hard being a man! Men nag. Men whine. Men moan. Only difference is that women don’t insult them for doing so. If somethings causing a man or woman pain or distress, i’ll let them whine about it.
Wow ur like so pathetic! do u honestly think ur cool by copying urself and also No women in the world would want to chase u
There goes another woman with the classic “you’re a loser, you’ll never get a girl” insult. It just makes you sound stupid and inferior because you can’t construct a logical argument and have to stoop down low to insults. Also, I can see a plus side from never getting any women - not having to put up with whinging, self obsession, mind games etc.
TL;DR: Nobody gives a shit what you have to say.