The Pregnant Brain
I mentioned at some point in the not so distant man-past that a woman’s brain works better while it’s being consumed by venereal disease. That was only half true though. It turns out that women’s brains also work much better while they’re pregnant!
Again we see that good old Napoleon had women pegged from the get go.
“Women are only meant for making babies.” -Napoleon
And now science supports that claim. It’s like when you read about ancient astronomers who figured out the distance from the Earth to the moon using only telescopes and their wits. That’s Napoleon and sociology. He was a prophet.
There’s an article all about women and their baby making that I’m posting on the bottom of this page. It confirms exactly what all of us men know. Women’s brains are as useless as a urinal on a boat. However, it poses an interesting theory: women are slightly less dumber than dirt when pregnant.
Interesting. I said. Then I read more.
Pregnancy increases the size of certain neuron areas in women’s brains.
In other words, pregnancy makes a woman’s brain bigger — more like a man’s brain. And that makes it better. Big fucking surprise.
Using the brain to rear a child stimulates brain growth.
How about that. Actually using the brain — something that a man does every day while amusing his friends and co-workers and while keeping the entire fucking world from careening off into hell — makes the brain better. The brain is like an out-board motor then. You leave in it the shed or on the couch bullshitting with its squawk-happy friends all day at it turns into a rusted piece of shit.
Perhaps women will knock off that “all men are children” horseshit now that it’s finally official: dealing with children makes you smarter.
Virgin female rats took five times longer than mother rats to find hidden food.
Well that’s obviously true. I’ve never known a virgin who could do anything worth a damn.
I guess we now know what port-partum depression really is. It’s nature taking off a woman’s brainum blindfold and forcing her to see the world through manlier eyes for the first time. That’s why they turn into emotional disasters. It would be like a man waking up and realizing that at some point he had been wrong.
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July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
The second you get in over your little head, you start flaming?
I am not surprised. Even remotely.
If your opposition makes up a brilliant argument, flame away, huh?
A shame that personal attacks are not arguments in themselves.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
And this is the exact reason women are forbidden here. Women never make any sense, and this site was created for intelligent discourse about the other side of gender issues, and we don’t want it polluted by the incontinent ramblings of shit-for-brains feminists.
July 10th, 2007 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Have to agree with you there, mostly, diamatik.
See, Chantal, I’ll use the ol’ double negative when diamatik and Dick and I are out with a gallon ‘o shine and a double ought eight.
We’ll shoot some partridges and drink some whiskey, and well, yeah use that Carribean/African/Californian-boy double negative. And, even after consuming copious quantities of whiskey, we-all will know what we all mean. Even with the double or triple or quadruple negative.
But for a woman? Newly wandering onto the site?
One who says “wannabee” ?
Come on, woman.
I admit though, you said “captious”. That’s uncommonly well-used.
Darn.
OK Chantal, you’re the first self-described feminist who’s earned an invitation (such as it may be) to my site.
http://www.wolfesmusings.com
Rules there are slightly different; it’s a living room in which the intelligent exchange of ideas takes place. No one gets criticized on the basis of gender or person; ideas may be criticized but a reason must be given. A salon, as the French would have it.
I’m now on the fence. You may actually be an intelligent woman. Which makes it more likely Dick dated you and you were scorned. Curious.
-wolfe
July 10th, 2007 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
If she is an intelligent woman then I’m the king of france.
July 10th, 2007 at 8:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
what are you in 3rd grade? “you don’t belong here.” this is ENTERTAINMENT to me. nothing i have said doesn’t make sense. you read what you want and twist it to your own liking, i guess. who’s insulting? and who CARES. quit being whiny
And you are entertainment to us (Or me at least). Your being here proves all which Dick is saying. You’ve proven him right on many occasions. Yeah and you don’t belong here.
And who is twisting? I was trying to talk to you like a civilised person, like an equal. Isn’t that what feminism is all about after all?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
what are you in 3rd grade? “you don’t belong here.” this is ENTERTAINMENT to me. nothing i have said doesn’t make sense. you read what you want and twist it to your own liking, i guess. who’s insulting? and who CARES. quit being whiny
And you are entertainment to us (Or me at least). Your being here proves all which Dick is saying. You’ve proven him right on many occasions. Yeah and you don’t belong here.
And who is twisting? I was trying to talk to you like a civilised person, like an equal. Isn’t that what feminism is all about after all?
comparing me to chocolate and cheese is civiliZed conversation? guess i slept through that lecture. i haven’t proven him right on any of his malevolent points. do you just read everything and interpret it to your liking? weird, but ok! that is what i meant by TWISTING. it is commonly done on the net. very annoying.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
If she is an intelligent woman then I’m the king of france.
then off with your head. heh
July 10th, 2007 at 12:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
And this is the exact reason women are forbidden here. Women never make any sense, and this site was created for intelligent discourse about the other side of gender issues, and we don’t want it polluted by the incontinent ramblings of shit-for-brains feminists.
And this is the exact reason women are forbidden here. Women never make any sense, and this site was created for intelligent discourse about the other side of gender issues, and we don’t want it polluted by the incontinent ramblings of shit-for-brains feminists.
dia, just because YOU think womyn never make sense doesn’t mean anything i have said is hard for you to understand and make sense out of. i haven’t come across any sign of intelligent discourse except some guy who mentioned something about feminism in seattle. now that was funny. get a clue, and grow up, seriously. i bet you’re really young. and if you’re really old, just gross. gross.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
oh yea, and wolfe, drinking doesn’t impress womyn. it doesn’t make you a “man.” get a clue and stop trying to show off like we care. i hate guys who drink a lot, anyway. oh and captious is a great word. so is termagant. do you know that word? if you hate womyn, you should.
October 14th, 2007 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Professors don’t need to show off idiot, or get a clue. You are not even close to being in the same league…baby.
Your ignorance of achievement is extraordinary; try hiding it, at least.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
November 15th, 2007 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
Ah, the blockquote function keeps evading you clever little ladies. I suppose those small-prick jokes make up for it - again and again and -
GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bd/Rapeclock.jpg
November 15th, 2007 at 5:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f32d1ac5471cf
@ Doubt: That was a post by Chantal if you scrolled further upwards. BenignBullet didnt say it; he just messed up the quote function by accident or posted too hastily.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
Ah, thanks for clarifying that. It was kind of difficult to comprehend what he was saying, but then I will also admit that I was dying to use that meme.
Sorry about any confusion, BB.
November 15th, 2007 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 04782a9962fe1
If it were entertainment, you wouldn’t be menstruating all over the place.
April 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
I eventually tired of reading all the bullshit coming from Chantal et al., but from what I managed to wade through, I can sum up a woman’s points in an argument as such:
ad hominem, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: a21196d3cc487
I have no idea whether it’s intentional or not, but either way, you’re hilarious. Keep it up!
June 25th, 2008 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 60b5400b5b571
June 25th, 2008 at 9:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 60b5400b5b571
There is somthing to be said for a feminist who can’t spell “women” correctly, hell, there’s two things to be said.
Those two things are:
What the fuck?
And:
Are you sure your a woman?
This proves Dick right about how “womyn” can’t spell, and I don’t even agree with him on anything on this site… you are making me reconsider…
Garrett
June 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 9f336f43a655c
That’s kinda how it’s set up. Personally I just came here because I saw him on Dr. Phil and thought the site was like Maddox was…but then you get these girls going off like he’s the devil and acting all rightous and shit and suddenly you see he’s pretty much right. and then you go out and see women proving him right just by talking…just wow.