The Signs of Dumbness
Astrology is one of the dumbest and most worthless things in the world.
Astrology is so dumb, I don’t think a man could even come up with something dumber. That’s because ten thousand years ago, or whenever it was that astrology was crapped out, a man sat down and said, “What’s the dumbest thing that could possibly be. Eureka! Astrology!”
Men invented it as a joke, and men are better than women at it.
But it’s not because men avoid the whole mess completely and file all the bullshit and pathetic minutia in a huge plastic bin that says Someone Else’s Problem — just like how men are better than women at menopause.
It’s true that men don’t give two shits about astrology. Sure, I can tell you which signs are the water signs and that the month you were born in means you like bologna sandwiches more than tuna fish or a kick to the face, but I can also tell you that Bennie and the Jets wore electric suits and mohair suits. What the fuck does it mean? Nothing. And I, just like every other man, don’t give a shit about either one.
It’s all a bunch of meaningless crap that bored men made up with their infinitely powered man-ginations thousands of years ago. That’s good enough for a “better than”. That’s one more point for men. But then why would I also be able to tell you things like a Leo can eat half of its weight in chocolate and Scorpios are laziest on Tuesdays?
I’ll tell you why.
For every lame astrological fiction I have in my head, women have a hundred. For every insipid and vague soup of paragraph life-characterizations that I’ve read, women have read a thousand. They live and breathe it. Women have the whole astrological shit-verse memorized; every page, part, and parcel of purility. And it’s exactly because they’re so desperate to define themselves with something that’s not their long list of fuckups and failures they cling to astrology like the anchor of a sinking ship.
Women don’t look for answers ever. They only look for instructions, which astrology is perfect for. This is your character. This is what you’re afraid of. Women don’t actually want answers because they already have the answer for everything. It’s March, or April — or whatever month they were born. That’s womankind’s final solution. If she doesn’t already know the answer, it probably does exist. And if that ever makes her feel bad, she just has to open up the daily paper to see if she should be feeling bad today at all.
Try it out for yourself. Learn a little astrology as a lark and see if it makes talking to women bearable. It’s like learning magic tricks to treat small children. Try that too.
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I don’t say anything of the sort because I’m not the sort of useless crapsack, Jane, that generalizes. And my “afraid to stand alone” was a question, not a statement, before you get yourself into a little foaming-at-the-mouth tizzy.
Sorry, but this sad little dig doesn’t resonate with me. No one has ever broken up with me, so I don’t know how not being tolerated by someone I want feels like.
How can we women wrongfully accuse men of being “afraid” to standing on their own, when women always say that men afraid of commitment? Men are not “afraid” of either!!
They commit to ejecting women from their lives with no hesitation or remorse at all. And that’s because of useless vaginas like Magnolia.
You cunts are impossible. No wonder men don’t tolerate you.
Isn’t the fact that the patriarchy is already down what you lot keep sniveling about?
Oh no! Magnolia’s here to bring down the patriarchy!
Too afraid to stand on your own?
Of course; men are naturally team players. We also recognise that to be a team player, it takes individual efforts. That’s why we don’t free-ride on the efforts of others, stab everyone else in the back, and whine about imaginary oppression until someone changes the rules on our behalf.
LOL. Guys, looks like we are geting very good at this, individually and as a team.
No, it isn’t.
End discussion.
NO Dick,
It’s easy to tell (from the writings) if a woman has never been properly fucked or ass-fucked by her father.
You have not…… No man. No boyfriend. No husband. No Penis. No question.
You are a psychologically crippled cunt.
Psychologicallycrippledpussiesarebetterthanpsychologyicallycrippledcun ts.
LOL. And you on the other hand are perfect. “Nice” try, but we already have see this endless number of times, go away, bye,
Dick,
It is easy to tell (from the writings) if a man has ever been psychologically separated from his mother.
You have not…. no college, no military, no logic, no unemotional reason.
You are… a psychologically crippled pussy.
so desperate to prove they’re better.. they must be worried about something. Guess that’s why i beat men at everything.
Ah Jody Focks again…with a bee in “her” bonnet. Too bad.
“Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
You can’t read signs. From what I have read… not sure you can read at all.
You write like a wo-man. Stop it. And use some paragraphs goddammit
Still up to your old tricks mansman. The words ‘broken’ and ‘record’ spring to mind.
Astrology? Only a women uses that to judge people. Fool.
You write like a wo-man. Stop it. And use some paragraphs goddammit
You guys got to be kidding me hahaha, your writing about astrology and how dumb it is when you Do not even know when and why is was created and used for?? Common man your making us men look bad right now with how ignorant your claim is..if you read and read more on end and made a proper article stating y you do not agree with it, than thats ok even if right or wrong. but you dont even know anything about it at all besides the daily horroscope you read a couple of times to sum up all your astrological knoledge. astrolgy is not used to tell what food people like hahah or what they like ect..it just showes most peoples thinking patterns and emotions in brief. half the astrology you read on the net is made up so if thats your source of info, i sugest you get to a book store and buy a book published by huge authors on astrology and take your info from there and then make your claims..untill then your just ignorant. i would guess you are a tuarus or capricorn or leo….if you say know on this page i still think you lieing lol…take care..grab some real info and than rewrite this..even if your alswer is still the same. at least you have profesional knolagde to give people proper info as to y you believe its wrong..lol untill then take care
Thank you kindly.
Female has been polluting these man waters for nearly two years now. That’s the only thing you’re missing. It’s nothing of importance.
Done.
-Dick