The World is Round, Bitch
20% of the co-hosts on The View don’t know the world is round.
I must confess a loss of 280 Man Points for being surprised at this. The View is hot-boxed nonsense incarnate. The View is what happens when you tell five prison inmates to host a two hour television program on what to do with an unconscious woman and a cell phone. Except in this case, the unconscious woman is “reason” and “accountability”, and the cell phone is that fucking coffee table.
I bet you 280 Man Points their answer isn’t going to be “call the police”.
Sherri Sheppherd, who I will be referring to as Jabba the Hut for the remainder of this article — not only because she looks exactly like him if you’re watching Star Wars on a black and white TV, but also because she makes about as much sense — recently uttered the following:
“Is the world flat? I’ve never thought about it…I’ll tell you what I have thought about. How I’m going to feed my child. How I’m going to take care of my family!” – Sherri fucking Sheppherd, The View
No you haven’t, Jabba. You don’t know how to feed or raise your kids, and let me explain why.
If you don’t know that the world is round, there’s a significant chance you also aren’t familiar with a wealth of other scientific facts birthed from the minds of men since we invented our first wheel.
Prayer does not cure whooping cough.
Unplugging a smoke detector makes it stop working.
Racing a train is a bad idea.
Leaving babies in the car whilst you’re shopping kills them.
Spit-shinning a fork doesn’t make it clean.
Building your credit does not mean using your credit card like a drunken sailor and ignoring the bills.
Jesus will not take the fucking wheel.
This remark Herculean in its stupidity. It’s so far beyond dumb that I’m appalled by the lack of reaction from The View’s mouth-frothing, piggy fan base. And that’s exactly why I’ve lost my Man Points, my friends. I’ve been surprised. Surprised out of 280 Man Points by a 280lbs. dumb-fuck.
For all you students out there, learn these lessons well. Never expect a woman to know the Earth is round. Never expect her to know a sagging roof with water dripping from it is about to crash in and fuck everything up. Never expect her to know her tire is flat just because someone’s left a note on her dash saying, “Your tire is flat and park in one spot next time, you stupid twat!” Never expect her to know she’s overreacting. Never expect her to know she’s embarrassed you, and most especially, never expect her to know she’s embarrassed herself.
Jabba the Hut claims this swan dive into the Lake of Stupid was nothing more than a “senior brain-poopy moment.” Wrong again, Jabba. It was a senior brain-diptheria moment. If you combined all the cases of diarrhea in Africa every year and gave them to one British guy who had just eaten 100 burritos in a row with extra hot sauce, that is level of magnitude on the scale of shit for which this “senior moment” must be placed.
Dick’s Shit Scale
Locking your Keys in your car: “poopy.”
Forgetting to pick your kids up at school: “shitty.”
Crashing a train into an oil tanker: “just one shit short of not knowing the Earth is round.”
Obviously, women are going to let her get away with this nonsense because why shouldn’t she be able to speak her mind? All women think something equally as dumb everyday. It’s “dogs have souls” today and “12 is too young to be a super model” tomorrow. The only thing that stays the same is that I don’t fucking care.
Sherri Sheppherd is a worse embarrassment to black people than OJ Simpson. If you don’t agree with that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my site.
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Can I laugh any harder? I submit I cannot. This site is golden in it’s irony, truth, and wit. The comments, views, and attitudes expressed by female pop tarts, although most predictably self serving and in violation of the clearly posted rules, actually help men’s cause rather than hinder them. We thank you very much. Now go shopping or otherwise spending other people’s money, it’s what you do best. ‘The View’ is the quintessential oxymoron. For those pop tarts that don’t know the meaning of ‘quintessential oxymoron’; check out an online dictionary for reference.
Seriously? That’s really incredible to be that fucking ignorant.
Also, Whooping-pussy Goldberg needs to grow some eyebrows. That bitch freaks me out.
And there I thought shows in my country were stupid. Man, was I wrong! As for the Bible, those who boost it are hypocritical about the passages of utmost cruelty that they disregard.
Dick, O.J. Simpson rocks. I love that guy. I wouldn’t even mention him in the same sentence as Jabba. I mean come on, 2000 yards rushing vs. 2000lbs of consumed twinkies.
Men, just watch this video and you ask yourself if you want to be married to women like this. So stupid they are discussing the question of whether the world is round or flat because they have nothing better to discuss….women…they are sooooooo ‘equal’….NOT!
fucking shit, was she serious? does she think tv runs on magic too?
I have seen that particular clip and I don’t honestly have words. The magnitude of such stupidity is best put by Dick himself…
Notice how they all call god a MAN! I’m not religious, but that answers a lot of questions does it not…
Whoopi Goldberg is dumber than a fucking 20-lb bag of shit. She is absolutely the worst “comedian” ever and she can’t articulate for shit. She is the affirmative action employee that you can’t shitcan no matter how bad she screws up. Christ, I wouldn’t hire her to shovel shit out of my garden.
Women love The View. Those of us that work for a living know it’s a big round of horseshit.
This is a case of fucked up education.
And the fact that yes, in fact, she is dumbshit.
[...] 5. Jesus was a man Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women. those are my favorite quotes along with this whole page The World is Round, Bitch [...]
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Who left the door open, and let all there fucking INSECTS in here ?
even though shes a wimmin i think shes right….the VEIW? thats like a show ab9out whales with feelings…………very sad…..
That is not what she meant by it.
Whoopi was saying that scientists have given evidence of evolution, and the other woman said she does not believe in evolution, Whoopi was making a point by saying that people believed the world was flat, but it was proved otherwise, just as people believe God created everything, but it has had other theories i.e. evolution.
If you’re stupid, you’re stupid. It has nothing to do with being a woman or a man. Though everybody has stupid moments due to ignorance or miscalculations. Still, you are truly an idiot and that has nothing to do with you being male.
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For some fun:
Sherri Sheppherd’s position as a speaker on “The View” has put her statements out on the public forum, specifically in this format, as anecdotal material to use as reference for the state of the female intellect. By default, then, one might assume that celebrities represent the best our society has to offer, and accurately portray male and female intelligence levels.
One might reason, then, that male celebrities also represent the best in male intellectual achievement.
Boy, are we in trouble:
Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to.”
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season…”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
1982 – Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.� — Samuel Goldwyn
A zebra does not change its spots. – Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)
Bill Clinton – “If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mommy.”
R.Kelly – “All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.”