There Are No Good Ways to Skin a Cat
Shaving is one of the most manly things there is — so is not shaving. Actually that’s the definition of manly: the ability to do something or not do something at your own prerogative and then the decision whether or not to do it. That will work for today anyway.
You see, growing up as a man you learn that during life decisions have to be made and it’s your role as a man to make them. Who the fuck else is going to do it? A woman? Let’s not be fatuous. Women are functionally retarded.
And that’s exactly what I say when I hear a woman telling a man how he needs to shave. Are you being fatuous? She rarely is.
What she is doing is being childish and immature. Men evolved beyond leaving our mark on things to show that we own them thousands of years ago. That’s when we invented underpants. Women, however, did not. That’s why they try and turn you into their own personal Wooly Willy. Pulling and prodding and shaving bits of hair here and there without having a fucking clue about how a man is supposed to look.
Women don’t care either. They don’t care how it affects you and they don’t care if it makes them look like a jackass. If women ever cared about looking like a jackass, obsessing about a man’s facial hair would have to get in line behind giant fucking insect sunglasses and Girls Gone Wild.
Women don’t give a shit because they don’t give a shit about anything. They can’t have feelings the way we men do. The only feeling women have is an all-consuming greed and a manic envy of ownership — especially when it comes to the penis.
That obnoxious “it scratches my face” line is a bunch of bullshit too. Not that it’s whiney and bullshit or that I’m tired of it, it’s just a complete lie. If awesome beards were scratchy then they would scratch the face of the man wearing it as well. Unless we’re supposed to believe that beards are like some kind of one-way mirror except for scratching. Yea right. It’s complete bullshit.
The fact of the matter is that women are so terrible at running their own lives that they try to force their will on men in order to vicariously not be a human cluster fuck. When you’re wanting to not fuck up, the best way is to start with a good foundation, and being a woman and trying to not fuck up is like building a house in the middle of a volcano. By the time you find your tape measure, you’re already on fire and probably pregnant. That’s why women like pretending like they’re not hopeless by building their house off of a man’s clean shaven fucking face. This is step one people.
You know who else forces their will on others like that? Rapists. For all the bitching that women do about rapists they sure love the fucking mentality. As if emotional rape is any different than rape regular-style. It’s actually worse. Way worse.
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Rape is not as common as the media make it out to be. Women lie encessantly and stats prove over 50% of rape allegations are false. Women don’t give a rats ass about men being falsely accused and getting raped in prison but how dare us not to have sympathy on issues that worry women. I not longer care about a few instances of rape or what women want. Why should men protect a bunch of ingrates, cockteases and lying whores?
women suck as people
Dick could have left the last paragraph out…. you know, the rape one… out, and his point could have been made. This tells me that he added the rape paragraph for an additional reason.
Due to the enflamed responses from women, I beleive his reason was made perfectly clear. Ladies… rape is a bad thing. Of course it is. Negatively affecting another person unprovoked is wrong, in almost all cases. Rape fits into this catagory. You know what also fits into this catagory?
Cockteasing.
You dress to the nines in skanky hooker gear, cake on mascara, flirt incessantly and flaunt yourself in front of everyone. Even outside of bars and clubs… you whore yourself out at Starbucks, at bookstores, at grocery stores. And you do it, not to assist in meeting a guy…. no no no. You do it to see how many guys will ogle you, so you can feel pretty.
What goes around comes around. There is NOTHING that women enjoy more than abusing men to feel “sexy”. This is one form of “emotional rape”. But every now and then… men get pushed so far over the limit that they snap. I don’t condone rape by any means… that goes for the emotional kind to.
We enjoy listening to the truth. It’s the comments from those little girls who pass by that are pathetic. Now run along and play.
How can you guys determine the dumbest thing that Female ever said?
If she ever said anything that was wise then it was surely plagiarized.
You’re all pathetic. Truly pathetic. Listen to yourselves lol.
Whose JJ ?
JJ,
Once again you amaze me.
“The usual banter from that sex, always in denial. The “We never do anything wrongâ€? routine.”
It would be a complete waste of my time trying to explain this to you, because,
A. You would take it out of context once again.
B. Not understand it anyway.
C. Fumble to connect your man-brain to reality, the result….nothing.
Also when I “hitch up” with someone I do so because they have qualities that I like and enjoy…if they do not have said attributes then they are discarded. Selective process darling, try it sometime you might not be so bitter.
The usual banter from that sex, always in denial. The “We never do anything wrong” routine.
Getting to know the real you is not anything a female is interested in. Your only interest is to pursue your own agenda.
If you think that women do not want to change their partner as soon as they hitch up, then you either spend your time alone or it’s something you automatically do without even thinking about it.
Because it’s the dumbest thing you’ve said so far?
Excuse me dick, why’s that?
“Look how this simple discussion was turned into a bit of drama”
What drama?
“When you hitch up with one of them the first thing they want to do is change you.”
Do you mean when they get to know the ‘real you” and start to panic?
Or because they want you to say ‘woman’ instead of ‘wimmin’? I don’t see why this is a big issue, if you want a beard grow it, there are woman out there who prefer it. I however am not a big fan, therefore I do not go out and seek bearded men. Seems simple enough.
Female that’s the dumbest thing you’ve said so far.
-Dick
vanity, you’re pretty hot aren’t you? But maybe not that bright. Oh well, can’t have it all, I guess.
The only reason women would comment on a a man’s beard, is if the face it was attached to was easy on the eyes. Commenting on the beard allows one to inspect it closely to see how much it changes the appearance of the hot wearer, allowing one to linger their gaze on said beard wearer’s attractive face. Touching of the face is also usually a part of this behaviour and much fun.
Women have to fuss, it’s what they do. If they do not fuss they have nothing else to do or talk about.
When you hitch up with one of them the first thing they want to do is change you. This is after the confession of ” I like you the way you are” !
More hypocrisy.
They don’t.
They want to control you and keep that control there.
They will want to dress you in their taste which is most cases really sucks. Most have no dress sense of colour sense.
Check the next fat one you see or any other for that matter. They think they’re experts but they really suck.
They buy items for you that ensures that no other female will give them any competition as they hate competition, it would mean they have to improve their attitude.
Then they start on your features as mine did, ” your mustache itches my face” she complained.
” live with it” I stated.
She did.
l think its funny how women obsess over vanity. So much so that, unfullfilled in their own vain self obsessions, they feel it necessary to dispense uninvited and unwanted personal grooming tips to the men around them. This just makes me larf and a warm glow overcomes me that can last days when l fail to conform to their incredibly sterotypical adherence to social expectations and popular culture.
l usually only shave once a fortnight. By the end of the 2nd wk lm starting to look a bit wooly and sometimes women l know will actually be startled by me. Poor easily and perpetually frightened dears that they can often be. When l summarily ignore their ‘advice’ it really wrangles the at times. Sometimes they blush with embarassment at being ignored as failure to validate this sort of proclivity in women tends to help them realise how inappropriate they are being. That and the fact that a strong guy who doesnt buy into their all ‘knowingness’ makes em feel a bit inadequate. LOL.
Its rather amusing that women think personal grooming makes that much difference to a man’s experience of the world. l’ve never had a loan knocked back or missed a deal because of my appearance. And once the gals know you got a fat wallet they could care less about personal grooming habits. Substance trumps form, in the long run, every single time.
Sometimes l think they prattle on about mens personal grooming just to start an argument. Look how this simple discussion was turned into a bit of drama on the back of misrepresentaions regarding the use of the word rape.
I have a beard whenever it pleases me. Just as any man should. Right now I have the makings of a fine beard just in time for the holiday season.
-Dick
very touching, as you have admitted it is human to make a mistake every so often. yada yada….
Yes it is your website, your content therefore your problem, it sucks having responsibility, I agree.
However I do not believe that emotional rape is as traumatic as sexual, and I say this because it is true.
So this brings me to a question, do you have a beard?
Oh and the swishing was a nice touch, brings out the reality.
My Man Points are “loose”? Quick someone hand me a Man Wrench!
No seriously, I’m guilty because someone posted on my website? That’s a woman trying to understand Man Points for you — or anything.
Emotional rape is worse than regular-style rape. I said that because it’s true.
Swish. There’s my two Man Points back.
-Dick
Dearest =(
Just wondering if you missed the last line;
“As if emotional rape is any different than rape regular-style. It’s actually worse. Way worse”
“So, please, stop giving them more reasons to hate us? I really detest your type”
Who cares if they hate us, the world will not end, we will not loose sleep over it. As for detesting me go ahead.
Dick finally I agree with Wolfe on something, you should write a book… about Straw Man Defense and how it shaped your life.
You hereby loose another man point for consorting with =(, please I thought you were smarter then that.
“A total masculine kudos” on the invention of “man points” by the way.
It’s called the Straw Man Defense — the process of sabotaging many points based on the perversion of one related. It should be called the Standard Woman Defense.
-Dick
My daddy trained me to cut his hair for him and he gets a great blast out of being able to tell his friends that his daughter always cuts his hair or trims it for him, thusly he never has to go to the barber anymore. =)
As for the raping… he said emotional rape; ladies stop getting your panties in a twist and please pay attention to the sentence. The term rapist doesn’t solely lead to sexual coercion, it can go to any type of abuse, such as he dictated, emotional rape. So, please, stop giving them more reasons to hate us? I really detest your type, all you do is look for one thing in a man’s post and from their, you induce that woman’s filter in your mind to garble it to all hell.