There is Such a Thing as Bad Head
Welcome fellows and gentlemen to the Dick Masterson/Super Frat crossover comic event!
Stay tuned all month to find out how I save the day as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective — and maybe teach the boys at Lambda Sigma Rho something about the Art of Chauvinism.
While reading this amazing comic, I thought of something profound.
Men are better than women at comics.
Superman, Garfield, Popeye, the Tick; these are all comic characters created, developed, and promoted by men. And they’ve brought joy to billions of people. What have women done for the world of comics? Nothing they haven’t done for me at the Spearmint Rhino.
Fuck Cathy.
Comic book characters come from space or the future or laboratory fuck ups. They don’t pop out of some stupid vagina and therefore, in the world of comics, women are superfluous.
The feminist doctrine that says women were historically held back from “inventing things”, “writing things”, and “learning math”, is widely accepted as fact on television — even though the only explanation for it is, “Men are Dicks!” Well apparently that’s enough to convince the half of the world who believes prostitution is an affront to a God they do or do not believe in.
Women can’t prove anything with reason or logic, so the only thing that matters is that enough people are saying something. That means it must be true.
Women would vote for Hitler.
The truth is that men are just better than women in every way. We’ve never oppressed women because we’ve never had any reason to. They fuck up all the time. They oppress themselves. We also wouldn’t want to oppress women.
Men are not threatened by powerful women. Just open a comic book. Men will actually pay to read about imaginary women being competent while maintaining body images that are realistic no matter how loud fat broads shout. A size 0 is not unrealistic. Neither is looking like Jordan. It happened, calm the fuck down. Just because you ladies look like dumpy pieces of shit compared to her, doesn’t mean a bunch of guys aren’t still going to want to fuck you. The price you can charge will be different though. And that’s the real problem.
Just last week I heard the following typical nonsense from some idiot broad. “Women don’t suck at computers, they just think computers are boring.” Is it boring to receive emergency medical attention? Is it boring to have the wealth of human knowledge available to you at any hour of the night for 30 dollars a month? Is it boring to talk to friends and family across the globe via a multi-trillion dollar global telecommunications network? Yes it is actually, but that wasn’t my point.
My point was that being bored of something doesn’t mean you also don’t suck at it. Fact.
A Fact is like a woman’s reflection in the morning. She can’t stand looking at it.
The reason that women have never created any comics worth a shit or even any comics at all, is because comics are a labor of love. For every one Superman, there are ten Aquaman’s, and for every Aquaman, there are about a billion No One Cares Man’s who languish forever in comic obscurity. No one gets into comics for the money.
Women only get into things for the money. Women get into bed for money. Women get into marriage for money. Women even get into arguments for money. Think about it. Your time is your money. Women are draining that money right out of you by being obnoxious cunts. It’s called cognitive dissonance and it means you won’t leave her ass when you should. Look it up.
Men don’t do anything for the money. And it just so happens that that’s what it takes to build the world. Ship sailing, woodworking, building the pyramids; these were all things men did for the love of doing them — and also because we need to keep our Man Brains running at all hours of the day.
The Man Brain is like a shark. If sharks stop swimming, they sink and die. If The Man Brain stops thinking, The Penis falls right off. I’ve seen it happen.
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I stumbled upon this site by mistake- making a research about prominent women scientists. I can’t believe the author stooped so low as to publsh this ‘intellectual’ garbage and sign it! I laugh at the thougt of someone constantly trying to prove themselves. My guess is he has lost  a competition or something to that effect to a woman , better tjan him, and now he is holding a grudge to all women. Hey you women- haters-  GET OVER IT! For every one like the astraunault lady , who messed up in space- we have thousands who excell in fields your imagination cannot even fathom! If you and your fellow ‘lmiserables’ seek  comfort in such lowly endeavours as this site- don’t expect to achieve anything of value; whatever your gender. Luckily, the majority of real men do not think this way.  Your neanderthalian rationalizations are futile effort to validate yourself . And you failed it it brilliantly, too. Writing on this blog was a complete waste of my 10 minutes. Do yourself a favor- go to school! Maybe your grey matter will increase and with it – your point of view! Get a drink- you are probably more charming passed out drunk on the sidewalk ….ha, ha,ha!  Â
Men hate women … pure and simple. Men only need women around to satisfy their sexual needs, and maybe a few other basic needs, such as, if they can’t cook or do not know how to use appliances, stove, dishwasher, vacuum, washing machine, etc. Other than that, men are usually angry or complaining, except when they are sleeping, eating, playing and screwing, they are annoyed about something because men are miserable creatures. All it takes is one need to go unmet even for a day and they are pouting, and eventually it escalates to anger. They are just miserable.
They lack the ability to trust women because of a woman in their past, so all the rest pay the price, and as a result they end up bringing negativity into their lives so then they can be right … “I knew it” … “told you so”. Way to go … very smart, rational thinking.
Any man who says he really likes women is a liar. He just needs the sex.
Cynicism may not be 100% accurate, but it is far more reliably accurate than most views on life. They’re called trends for a reason.
I do agree that most women are crazy and/or stupid. No doubt about it. But my question is why do men complain if a women works, brings in a paycheck and also takes care of most of the household responsibilities but then as a result will have limited time for her man BUT if she stays at home and takes care of everything, handling all household responsibilities, including cooking and has more time with him, but doesn’t have a paycheck, he gets mad that he’s paying for everything and she isn’t financially contributing? Everything has a downside to it.
Most men complain about the downside, whether we work OR stay at home at work. We can’t win either way. When I had a paycheck and took care of most chores, we argued over limited time together and division of chores and then when I was laid off from my job last year and now take care of everything in the home 100%, my husband is mad because now I have no money. I can’t win. I do not buy anything except for absolute necessities.
I’ve even gone w/o necessary medical/dental care and wear old clothes around the house b/c he complains about the co-pays and also I do not have money to buy new clothing that are a necessity and not frivolous. He won’t even buy me new bras to replace the ones that are now a few yrs old but he has over 20 undershirts. He won’t buy me new underwear but he has 20 pairs of new briefs and I am wearing old underwear. He says if I do not have a paycheck I can’t have it. Yet I enable him after work to do absolutely nothing b/c it’s all done … by me. He has his weekends all free and clear, everything is done … by me. This is exactly why I had a career. I knew if I didn’t have a decent paycheck he would become disrespectful and that’s why women who do not want to work outside the home have a career anyway. This way the men can’t treat us like a child making us beg for an allowance and reduce us to pleading. Also, if the man gets abusive we can leave IF we have a good job/career. Before the early 1980’s, most women were stuck. I can tell you it’s a real bad, soul destroying feeling when he has all the money and therefore power, and you have none … zero. How would you feel if you were home with kids working hard all day in a non-paying capacity? Either way, we just can’t win.
Came across this by accident and to be honest with you I laughed my fucking ass off. Where the fuck do you anally retarded wankers get off saying women are worse than men?
You bigoted arrogant assholes can *try* to say what you want and *try* to justify what you say but at the end of it all you’re wrong no ifs ands or buts.
I’m guessing the majority of you blokes on here are actually jealous of women so you have to resort to the mind set of a simple minded school bully that has an IQ less than that of a 5 year old.
Especially the fucktard Dick Masterson spreading crap around. A piece of advice for you DICK your opinion isn’t fact, your opinion doesn’t matter, you don’t matter and to be honest I hope you die soon. You see when you die no body will miss you… Oh wait yes I’m sorry they will all the other red neck inbred morons that call you brother. Or maybe your “daddy” made you sit on his knee when you was a child whispering things such as “women aren’t good enough for you” in your ear as he sticks his half inch penis up your asshole.
Heard it all befor ‘kenny’. From most of the retarded shaming females that come here posing as males. ‘By accident’.
I’ve noticed that a surprisingly large number of people who use shaming tactics on this site and others refer to incest. It’s disgusting and cruel to talk about incest in such a way. Some people actually are molested by family, and could read this and find it brings back bad memories. Just my opinion that it would be wiser not to use incest as an insult.
Have you also noticed it’s not from us? Not that some of don’t insult but it’s generally kept sane. Amazing how low some women will stoop really eh. Because we disagree with feminists. Wonder why men don’t speak out in public?
Yeah, that’s exactly what I noticed. I’m not sure I have seen any of the so called “chauvinists” on this site doing that. I was speaking to “Kenny” and others alike. I agree, amazing how low some people will stoop just to try and make a point.
Not one fact presented, only opinion and insults. Man or woman, you accomplished little in your post “kenny”.
I am shutting this site down.
I wish you could. This aite is totally inapropriate and seems to be fuelled by illitetates. It also promotes hatred. Period.I for one will report it
I wish you could shut it down. This site is totally inapropriate and seems to be fuelled by illiterates. It also promotes hatred of the worst kind.I for one will report it
George:: If a young lad stumbles onto this site I’ll give him the same advice I’d give any male not yet married, protect your wallet/wealth (current and future) from her at all costs. If she says she’s tired from a hard days work, ask her in detail to explain her entire day, should be easy to answer for her, getting a woman to shut up is the hard job. But expect her to suddenly become vague as the truth of it is, she’s probably spent most of her day sat on her arse chatting.
haha, im guessing your penis fell off a long time ago then
Emily:: snore
‘There is Such a Thing as Bad Head’
Yup
Cathy? who the fuck reads that?
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You’re close – but your disorder is called (spelled) ADD/ADHD, with apparent expressions of dementia and/or schizophrenia (we’ll just call you Legion; for YOU are many).
No worries though, mate – MEN have discovered many plants, from which drugs have been synthesized to help cure your undesired visitations (or, try your health food store, for the slower-acting -God help us – natural versions of said discoveries).
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I have now come to realize that men are truely better than women. We are so fucking stupid and only good for one thing. I am so glad that my boyfriend helped me see the light. To all the women reading this right now: wake the fuck up. There is a reason why men are stronger, why they are the one fucking you during sex. They are superior, and to all of you women who disagree you are just proving your stupidity. I’m glad to say that my boyfriend and I have come to agreement. He provides for me and helps me when i’m too pathetically weak to carry something…and I don’t bitch at him, don’t question him, and spread those legs anytime he feels like it without question. We are the bitches here, men’s dogs, and we need to follow our damn training. ashlee (age 19)
Good for you ashlee. I’m glad you’ve realized that the only thing you are any good at is shutting your mouth and spreading your legs. This is because you are a stupid little cunt who can’t do ANYTHING else.
Since this is all you know, it’s understnadable for you to think ALL women are this worthless. As for the ones who are smart enough to provide for and think for themselves (every woman who matters to me), they don’t need to spend all day and night bent over getting their pussies slammed.
Shut your whore mouth…or open it. I’m sure your boyfriend wants you to catch his cum soon.
haha so funny, im guessing then that u don’t get many women opening their legs to you. No girl wants a guy with a small penis.
Emily:: Had you actually read and understood charles’ comment , you’d have seen he respected smart females, of course reading all of your posts, you need not apply, dimwit.
There is a difference between having a small penis and having an enormous vagina. One is their own fault.
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To all woman commenting on this site:
I just happened to stumble on this site and it’s pretty sad. I’m sorry you all have to read what these men have to say. All men are not like this. These are a select few that have no lives,jobs or wives. Heck it’s probably only 4 or 5 guys just commenting under different names. But its really useless to fight for your cause. Take it from a man, were mostly stubborn assholes. They will always think like this no matter what you say or how smart you really are. They will always be stuck up dickholes who love the stench of there own farts. Woman have contributed to so much good in society. They have raised wonderful families without the aid of men. there are woman doctors who have discovered amazing cures for diseases. These greedy men politicians have ruined America as we know it. Don’t listen to anything these dickbags say. Woman are JUST as good as men if not more. Most are kind gentle peaceful human beings unlike these chauvenistic egotistical Men.
George
Well, “George,” let’s just spend a moment here dissecting your banal (within the context of this site’s critics) tripe:
“All men are not like this”
True – but they’re waking up; every time one of them gets slandered; libeled; passed-over for a job he was more qualified for because of gender quotas; sees the whimmin’s qualifying standards for the SAME job lowered to accomodate their entry; expected to do those “extra” physical things on the job because…well, you knoooow…”I can’t carry thiiiis!” she cries; given a longer prison term for the SAME crime; told by the “Family” Courts he has to fight to prove he wants visitation/shared custody of his children; when he sees a V.A.W.A. passed, but no V.A.M.A., even though whimmin are the instigators of at least 50% of domestic violence in the United States (study after study); when he realizes that at least 45% of rape accusations are false (study after study), and that those in the Criminal Justice System claim that number is actually much higher, yet whimmin can ruin a man’s reputation/life over such claims, and prosecutors look the other way; when he sees that in any given year, whimmin’s health issues receive more federal funding than men’s, even when the rates of death from such are similar; when he sees his institutional courtship advances towards her rewarded if she secretly desired it, but turned into a sexual harassment filing if she didn’t.
This list could become a bottleneck to this site’s server, so we’ll stop here.
“These are a select few that have no lives,jobs or wives.”
You throw that out there as easily as I could claim you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (though I certainly can’t prove that THAT’S your particular brain malady).
“They have raised wonderful families without the aid of men”
Sure – they’re “wonderful” all right. In The United States, year after year, the statistics show that around 75% of all inmates convicted of violent crime(s) were raised by SINGLE MOTHERS (way to go, Murphy Brown!).
“These greedy men politicians have ruined America as we know it.”
When societies become more feminized – an outgrowth of more centralized control and attempts to “equaliiiize” everybody – yes, that society is shit-fucked.
“Woman are JUST as good as men if not more.”
Only if the world’s standard of measure is based on feeeeelings, in lieu of facts-based metrics (can you click a link, Creutzfeldt!?):
http://christianparty.net/menare.htm
“Most are kind gentle peaceful human beings…” (you should have started and ended with the one part you got right…”Mr.” Jakob).
thereissuchathingasdiseasedhead
Why do you insist on putting them down so much. You could really hurt someone with this site. What if I little boy stumbles on here do you want to teach them to disrespect people and treat woman like objects. This site is like a damn cult for stuck up assholes. It’s kind of funny that you allreally think your so high and mighty. You reall believe this dick masterson dude? Even his name just sounds made up. God grow some brains here guys
George isn’t male…can’t be. As stated elsewhere, real men don’t construct sentences with certain phrases. It’s either Georgette or Georgia or GorgeYa.
Your spelling and grammer leads me to believe you have ovaries.
also yes to everything you tried to say.
I only treat women like objects when they present themselves as objects. Seems like the nice to do considering they put in all that effort. I treat a steak like a meal because it’s presented to me that way. I don’t go slaughter every cow I see in a pasture when I have a craving for tripe.
An EXCELLENT analogy.
You know how women are always saying “I want a man who really knows how to treat a woman”…
Well, there is only ONE way to “treat a woman”.
ACCORDING TO HER OWN BEHAVIOR.
(or like you said – how she presents herself)
Treating a woman any OTHER way – is “SEXIST”.
Women need to be reminded of that REGULARLY.
Any woman who has a “problem” being treated according to her own behavior….. is only trying to get away with shitty second-class behavior.
Behaves irresponsibly
Ends up in fucking PRISON.
Pouts and gets mad about it.
If I were a woman (and I thank my personal GOD I am NOT) I would be THRILLED to be treated and rewarded according to my own behavior – no better no worse.
But women actually get MAD when you treat them that way. “Sorry honey you behave like a cunt, you get TREATED like a cunt. GET OUT.”
Where it REALLY starts to get pathetic is when you observe MALE behavior…. and you’ll notice women DO NOT treat men according to their own behavior.
Women treat good men like CRAP and have NO IDEA what a “man” IS.
And they reward men who treat them POORLY with their attention and vaginas.
So what kind of man does a man want to be??????
They guy who treats her WELL and PAYS DEARLY for the opportunity NOT to fuck her???
OR THE GUY SHE HAS SEX WITH.
Those are a MAN’s choices.
Absolutely, ‘George’ is a woman. No question of it.
George: That won’t get you laid.
Well George you “just happened to stumble on this site” how did your finger stumble to type http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com and then disagree with what MASTERson says. I think you are Georgina you cunt
Masterson is a satirist, you idiot.
Still hanging around eh GW, go eat, watch a soap. Many a true word said in jest, trust me he belives most of what he says.
Yep – GW exemplifies the Level 2 detractor.
Level 1 – absolute shit for brains (no conceptual understanding or perception of satire, with comments of the garden-variety ad hominem or shaming type: “Sounds like somebody’s got a small telewacker!!! Tehehe!!!”).
Level 2 – basically can perceive and understand the concept of satire; but is nevertheless at least somewhat offended by it, or other statements made in support or tandem with it, and will thus attempt to dismiss almost everything under its heading as (necessarily) false (e.g., GW’s writing “Masterson is a satirist, you idiot” doesn’t negate the core of truth in so much of what he writes, even though it’s not necessarily universally applicable, and will vary by degree).
Level 3 – recognizes and understands satire, but (again) is nevertheless offended that SOMEBODY could write “such hateful things about whimmin” (while, like the others, “conveniently ignorant” of the ubiquitous negative portrayal and treatment of men in Western cuntries, this detractor at least somewhat allows for the fact that satire can actually serve AS A PORTAL OR VENUE for real debate, or simply an outlining of how menarebetterthanwomen…but, as per usual, will RARELY accept anything not presented in HER/its favor, even though FACTUAL).
Level 4 – supporters, actually (they understand satire, and can see how so much of what Dick writes is playing-out in real life, has played out, and serves in many ways as metaphor in demonstrating differences in worldviews and methods-of-operation between the sexes.
Additionally, this level has the intellectual capacity to actually reason and ACCEPT FACT…even if it’s NOT in their favor).
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George:; Befor you go back and get your head patted for being a good boy (if in fact you are) I’m 46, was married and with my ex for a total of 46 years, 3 kids. If you want to stay pussy whipped and spout pro feminist shite, find an outlet for it other than a site that’s meant for men. Again on the off chance you are actually male, a females idea of a good man is one that does as hes told (you) is her adoring servant (you) and pays for the privilege (I’m guessing you) Wait till you’ve been fucked over in the future, I’ll say it now, I told you so. Now fuck off and get the buggering you deserve from your mistress.
typo, total of 24 years.
Man, fuck George, Georgia, or whatever his/her fucking name is. Lame ass muthafucka’s got some nerve coming on here spewing feminist bullshit on a website for men…..excuse me, REAL MEN.
{{ Most are kind gentle peaceful human beings unlike these chauvenistic egotistical Men.}}
Kind and gentle, eh? Bitch please! Since when? That’s a fucking lie and you know it. The only part you got right is the fact that they’re human beings. However, bitches are far too selfish and greedy to be “gentle or kind” you fucking low life piece of shit.
{{{Why do you insist on putting them down so much.
You could really hurt someone with this site. What if I little boy stumbles on here do you want to teach them to disrespect people and treat woman like objects. This site is like a damn cult for stuck up assholes. It’s kind of funny that you allreally think your so high and mighty. You reall believe this dick masterson dude? Even his name just sounds made up. God grow some brains here guys}}}
These bitches need to be put down. They damn sure aren’t on our fucking level. Your feelings may be hurt by the things on this site, cause you’re nothing but a lil bitch. As far as someone’s son coming here seeing this, well that would be a good thing. He needs to learn who is and where he stands(at the top) early in life. No children should be allowed to surf the internet without parental supervision anyway, shitbox.
We don’t think we’re “high and mighty”. We know we are “high and mighty”. As a matter of fact we are some of the highest and mightiest men on the fucking planet. Simply because we know the truth about feminism. Unlike you kissing and licking pussy/ass.
By the way, who gives a fuck whether Dick Masterson’s name made or not? People(especially celebrities) use aliases all the time. How many people you know have nicknames, huh, stupid muthafucka? You wanna talk about somebody growing something, bitch, grow some fucking balls. And make sure you don’t bring your weak lame ass back to this site until you do. Oh, I forgot you can’t, because your female/cunt. GTFO
Men ARE better than women! Just think about it…
When was the last time you ever heard a young boy claim to want to grow up to be “just like her?” Probably never and if you have I bet it was like a rare 1 time occurance and that boy who claimed he did most likely grew up to be a girly faggot. However, MOST young girls want to grow up to be like males though. They want the money and power men possess.
Basically, women have “penis envy”. Women want to be men or at least have the power and money that men have. Women always try to top men at everything and never play fair at anything so this is why I hate feminist organizations and can see right through their bullshit lies. These women don’t want equality – they want to control and run men like slaves so they, as women, can be even lazier without having to give men anything back for payment. Most feminist women are women who were rejected by the supioir male sex throughout their lives and are sour about it. Jealousy is a sin that God frowns upon yet they slap God in the face and do it anyways. ALL women are jealous of men and each other too – that’s sad. Yes, only women get upset when they don’t look better than another person of their own sex. Women are sad, pathetic, creatures. Men feel sorry for them, that’s why we fuck them.
Also, women are never satisfied with anything they are given in life. They bitch about EVERYTHING except one thing – that they generally live longer than men. You’ll never hear a woman complain about that.
Women are basically good for 1 thing – Being cum recepticles/human urnials for men. Most women know this. That’s why in the bedroom women are usually the ones down on their knees bowing down before the greater male sex and his mighty phallus, knowing that he’s deciding over her, whether or not her mouth is worthy to massage his mighty cock and if her pussy is worthy of holding his seed.
IF YOU INSIST
here we go
we tour your midway at the issues
eight shots for a dollar
buy you a flower
by your soft, more womanly hips
and your low frequency power
I know
you sat on your ass ( as usual)
the hour before I got you
by the mile, you just don’t listen
now I want you kept in stitches
you are a specimen, most unnatural
testes in a grandma’s satchel
and the heights of your conceit
as I destroy you in your seat
even Nimrod couldn’t beat
even Nimrod couldn’t beat
yet, if you could read or listen
you’d never be in this position
you’d never be in this condition
tell me why you just won’t listen
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
DOESN’T IT FEEL so GOOD when that big veiny COCK is thrusting IN AND OUT IN AND OUT of your HAIRY MANLY ASSHOLE?
Q:Who would take the time to write this crap?
A:A woman.
Q: Who would take the time to copy and paste this crap?
A: A man.
XD!
Q – Who wrote the above comment?
A – A woman.
Case closed.
Hey, good observation!
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“Hey, good observation!”
Awww shucks! You really meant that?
Say yes John, RB needs all the encouragement he can get. His ego can’t handle otherwise.
Get your greedy cunt hands of a man’s ego.
It doesn’t belong to YOU.
It belongs to HIM.
if you have a problem with that..
thats YOUR fucking problem.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Well said, Chris, tell that lying hog off! No insult is too brash for a wildebeest like her.
Yep, that’s all men are about… ego.
User, seriously. I thought you had run away to your little shack in Baton Rouge. However, I am impressed that you know what a wildebeest is. Good on you.
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn retards. Obviously some dumb broad wrote this thereby proving Dick’s point. From now on to every dumb comment I see like this, I’m just going to post something retarded as well.
Does it fell good?
I have no idea. Do tell.
Why do women always default to perversion? Besides…who let my ex g/f in here? I thought they took her away in what should be standard female attire, given to them at birth: a straitjacket.
I dont see why you dont all just grow up,sure women can be stupid..but men can also,look at stalin or hitler,both horrible fucked up MEN.Im not trying to state that women are better than men,they arent…we are all equal and it makes me sick that racism and sexism still exist in the 21st centruy,i know it sounds cliche but seriously,we got to the fucking moon thousands of miles from this planet but cant seem to grasp that sex and skin colour does not matter and that all are equal.
Tell me Jamie, if men and women are equal, then why do men and women exist?
Nicely put there RB
Not only that, RB; but notice that whimmin are always striving – legislatively or through acrimonious bitching – to prove that they’re “equal.”
Why? Because it takes law or emotional pleading to make a case that can’t be PROVEN or ACCOMPLISHED on its’ own merits.
Whimmin can’t achieve equal output through their own efforts , so they use their legislators and “feminine whining” to “prove” their equality.
All that’s happened is that men are given more artificial hurdles to overcome, while they continue to WAY outperform whimmin in ACTUAL TANGIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS to society (don’t believe me; check the “books” yourself).
YOU SEE – MEN DON’T HAVE TO WHINE ABOUT BEING “EQUAAAAALLL” WITH WHIMMIN; BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WE’RE BETTER.
men are better than whiny, handicapped whimmin.
Right BBullet, but I would like to see women to argue on just that one point.They couldn’t do it.
I’ll argue with it.
Notice how all minority groups (including male members) have to as you say, legislatively or through acrimonious bitching try to prove that they are equal?
Every one who was ever “less” than someone else has had to do it that way.
So basically, by arguing that if a group has to lobby to make themselves equal then they are not equal, you are putting back any multicultural progress made in the past thousand years.
Way to act like a total pighead.
Feminism is not “progress”. Its the biggest cultural failure of the last century. Families and relationships and marriages have become complete and total DISASTERS, statistically – and everybody knows it.
Your lobbying to be “equal” doesn’t REMOTELY make you “equal”. And why on God’s green earth would a woman fight and argue for the right to REDUCE herself to “equal” status…. when women have enjoyed PRIVILEGES all throughout human history??
You were the first ones off the TITANIC.
…. but if it were sinking today, it wouldn’t be “women and children first” it would be “whoever could get to the lifeboat the fastest” and men would use you as a life-preserver.
Nicely done, cunts.
Brava.
Take a bow for “progress”.
You and your Titanic references, Chris. It must be your favourite movie.
By the way, I wasn’t the first one off the Titanic. I wasn’t alive then. And you weren’t either. Maybe that’s something to remember, Chris. Such a bleeding heart though.
Cunts.
Because how else would we reproduce….your all a bunch of flaming homos lol
By fucking duh, just because we need women to reproduce doesn’t mean they are equal to men. We need men to reproduce too…
Wait a couple of years and we’ll see about that
Yeah but who’s gonna pay the child support, cunt.
Not you, thank god, cunt.
Are u fucking stupid men and women exist so we can amke children
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Acting like a cunt will never get you laid. And doing this: “sjnsdgjdfjbndfjhudfhjfgdjhugdhmiofg9h”, is not making a case for “equality”.
Although it IS making the case that straitjackets should be standard issue at the birth of every female infant.
Stalin and Hitler were both visionary leaders. they both molded their countries into political, economic and military powerhouses. sure, they made mistakes, but you know why their mistakes were noticable? because they were successful. the bigger you are, the more visible you are. when you do something right or when you do something wrong, everyone is going to see it. because those men were so powerful, their mistakes actually had some kind of effect. women make dumber mistakes than hitler or stalin every day. they just dont get noticed. the fact that you are able to use hitler and stalin as examples is a testament to male superiority.
You mean like the person who is called “I HAVE A UTERUS. I AM SUPERIOR.”
Jamie, the problem with women is that they want to be men, LIKE Hitler and Stalin. Perfect example: Hilary Clinton.
I was always taught that if you had to use Hitler to win an argument you had already lost.
BTW women did not have much to do with going to the moon. In 1959, Langley Research Center employed six women who were classified by NASA as “scientists.” During the Apollo era, women made up 3 to 5 percent of the professional work force agency-wide.
Most women would never think big enough to want to go to the moon, most of them are preoccupied with figuring out how they can bleed every little bit of life out of the ones they claim to love, and – or how they can fuck someone who is going somewhere and whats in it for them.
This is for fun, do not take it personally….
It is a numerological emphasis on gender numerical values and meanings…
MEN:
Soul Urge
5
Personality
9
Expression
5
WOMEN:
Soul Urge
2
Personality
5
Expression
7
MAN:
Soul Urge
1
Personality
9
Expression
1
Woman:
Soul Urge
7
Personality
5
Expression
3
http://www.numberquest.com/knowledge_number_meaning.php
http://www.spiritual-path.com/numerology.htm
Only women take crap like numerology seriously.
uhuh, so the thousands of years that it has been ritual for chinese, indian, tibetan dont count.
Because this guy is a woman?
http://www.premastrologer.com/
This, like the Meyers-Briggs personality inventory–which women seem to think is actually DEEP insight into human behavior (holy fucking crap)–is totally horseshit.
I’m an ESPN: lazy bastid, on the sofa with a beer and remote, flippin’ between sports channels…ALONE.
When someone chronically feels or behaves in an inappropriate way, that person has a personality disorder.
MMHMM
Women do not know the difference between inappropriate behaviour or formal fucking dress code if there is a gigantic rich cock above that glass ceiling.
This mmhmmm applies to every woman I’ve ever met. Honestly.
What about Devin Grayson? She’s a great comic book writer. Killing off Spoiler- and by such a fitting end- and calling out Spoiler for the crappy character she was- was such a great blessing to the Batman canon. It was a man (Chuck Dixon) who messed it all up again.
However, you are mostly right that women don’t write good comics 99.9% of the time.
This is my ex-wife, in all likelihood.
Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the second, I’m a man, and you wish.
Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the latter, I’m a man, and you wish.
My good men, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.
Indeed. The more women gain power and influence, the more men will develop to be emasculated little pussies who can’t continue to be the sole reason this world functions at all. Sites like this may not be the end all be all of the new men’s movement that’s brewing, but it’s a start. More men are waking up to realize the real agenda of feminism every day. Unfortunately like with what happened with the bailout plan, and many instances in history, we won’t do anything about it until things get much worse or on the brink of total collapse.
Dick, absolutely… I’m getting sick of the feminized entertainment industry we have with more females taking over action roles and such. We all know no female cop or female soldier will ever be in the front lines dealing with the shit men have dealt with for centuries. Stop lying to us. But we’ll get it back. I get the feeling we’re going to become a more manly society again once women realize they need us and our big manly ability to create everything they take for granted.
why the fuck would you want to go off to war and die when someone else is willing to do the exact same job for you
Castration was a torture method when men were defeated in a war. The condemned was mercifully put to death afterwards, but his torture routinely lasted for the better part of a day, witnessed by large crowds. It is interesting to note that, whereas most crowds were instructed to jeer, mock, and ridicule the condemned, and did so even during a disemboweling, and drawing and quartering, most crowds remained silent and stared with shocked expressions as a castration was carried out in this manner. Onlookers, male and female, are recorded to have vomited at the sight of the spectacle. The crushing of the spermatic cords produces a sound, which veterinarians (who routinely perform this castration procedure on anaesthetized, large livestock, such as horses) usually describe as similar to crushing an entire head of frozen celery, wrapped in rubber bands. Castration was also practised to extinguish opposing male lineages and thus allow the victor to sexually possess the defeated group’s women.
i bet those men were wishing their women helped them out them, fuck i would’ve! but no i guess no woman would be able to fight. (btw the clit wasn’t discovered when this was happening)
So I take it you’re just trying to conjure up a response. I guess I obliged in that respect. Now you must oblige in sucking my cock. It’s only fair.
Say, “Fuck Frankie!”
Lisa IRON MY SHIRT
“why the fuck would you want to go off to war and die when someone else is willing to do the exact same job for you”
Wow imagine if everyone thought like you women…
In some way, she is right. Men need to withdraw their consent and refuse to take risks to no purpose.
My good man, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.
Ever ask a woman to do anything of any importance? Me either. You know why? They can’t possibly succeed at it. G’head. Ask her to run down to the gas station and grab a pack of squares. She’ll go on a bitching and crying jag the likes of which Satan himself would have avoided. He’d rather confront God himself than deal with that shit.
Andy Capp is/was the best comic ever.
To all people getting offended on this site:
Internet = Serious fucking business.
Prove me wrong.
As far as women in comics go I am partial to Cherry Poptart, what a bitch.
R. Crumb also had the right idea even though he was totally whipped.
I can no longer sit by and read the stupidity some of these mouthy cunts.
A few necessary lessons for you idiots who insist on posting their unwelcome horseshit on this site:
1. Capitalize the beginning of sentences. DON’T CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING YOU TYPE but do at least begin a sentence with a capital letter and end it with punctuation and begin another thought and don’t ask us to figure out when you skipped from one thought to another you do that horseshit on your own goddamn sites not here for fucks sake…
2. A sentence ends with one motherfucking period (“.�) Periods are manly, regardless of what your fucking Midol commercials want you to think. You know why a woman’s period causes her so much pain? Because it’s a hard and fast point in time that says, “This marks the end of one of the times in your life where you could have serves some purpose by conceiving and marks the start of another, where all evidence suggests you will continue to be equally useless.� Periods complete thoughts and life stages. If you don’t need three bloody flows a month to clear your uterus of yestermonth’s wasted product, you sure as fucking hell don’t need a series “…� to end another one of your mindless thoughts. One “.� will do. And even then, fuck off. Your “thoughts� weren’t welcome here in the first place.
3. “You�, not “u�. When you address someone in the second person, take a moment to show you’re not a complete motherfucking waste of semen by at least addressing them properly. One can hardly expect an opposing party in a debate to consider one’s point when one demonstrates a level of respect to the audience on par with that of a sushi chef who thinks he ought to openly sauté his customers’ food tableside in his own diarrhea while they watch.
4. You’re not actually laughing out loud so stop ending comments with “lol.� Anyone who actually laughs out loud as much as you broads is a fucking asshole. And also a broad.
5. Catch-all bin: Knock off all the other “texting/IM� abbreviations. LMAO, pwned, etc. If you have something to say, which no woman does, but seems to feel the need to try to call attention to herself anyway, have enough goddamn respect for yourself and for what you perceive to be a thought. If what you have to say can’t be accentuated without these acronyms, don’t fucking say it.
Once you harpies have learned these fundamentals, fuck off this site.
Now that was fucking funny, and true. That’s why it was funny!
Don’t you see & hear it? Complaining and kevetching is a womanly trait. All this ragging about woman in here-any complaining about anything is highly ‘untough’. No matter the topic, when we moan and groan-there’s a cord and placenta not far behind.
“…there’s a cord and placenta not far behind.” Now THAT’S fucking funny!
Men don’t complain about whimmin on here. We simply state facts as we experience them so we may become more efficient at dealing with life’s greatest challenge: whimmin. As for the above post, that was a charitable instructional post to whimmin, as many of these are, to offer them a chance to improve themselves.
Of course, some of the language is aggressive, but that’s necessary. You wouldn’t calmly tell a toddler not to touch a hot stove, would you? Of course not. You holler, “NO!” and swat them on the behind. They’ll cry for a moment, but they’ll gain a healthy fear of the stove and avoid serious injury.
The same applies with whimmin. They don’t have an appropriate level of understanding of English or simple etiquette, so some direct language and profanity are necessary to get their attention, much less make them understand something. Think of it as a verbal swat on the ass.
Are you kidding me?! You guys are bitching about women more than I’ve ever seen a woman bitch about a MAN!
Shit dude, have you seen Hans Frank? He’s like, the ultimatum of bitch on here. Oh, and so is Chris. LMFAO
Honestly, I’ve never seen so many PMSy men in one area. XD!
That’s an interesting topic.
Which whimmin would call “abuse”.
But it’s just simple discipline.
AND IT WORKS.
As only one example, this Donna Jackson freak failed to see the value in what Dick’s intentions REALLY were.
They were not to humiliate her. His intentions were to TEACH HER SOMETHING about self improvement and he even offered up some SERIOUS incentive.
A “verbal smack on the ass”.
But a woman will REACT emotionally, FREAK OUT and perceive it as “ABUSE” when it is NOT.
SHE even failed to recognize that she completely ABUSED this forum and now she will pretend to be surprised and “insulted” when a MAN comes along and DOES SOMETHING ABOUT her shitty behavior.
And it worked.
Women are FULLY responsible for every bit of “ABUSE” they ask for. Domestic violence and what women call “abuse” would be virtually non-existent and VANISH if women understood basic etiquette, decency and behavior.
It isn’t enough to politely tap a woman on the shoulder, you have to hit her over the head with a virtual SLEDGEHAMMER… and then you’ll notice, you’ll have her strict attention.
Just like you said.
But I don’t consider whimmin one of life’s biggest challenges. No man can afford to think of women that way. There are other more important challenges in a Man’s life.
IGNORING whimmin is the BEST abuse.
And that’s a man’s FIRST
Unfortunately, they push as hard as they can that carrying a sledgehammer around in your pants is really the only effective tool to penetrate them.
(Speaking metaphorically of course)
Now, a woman woman will attempt to call that “RAPE”.
But it’s really a much better alternative to beating her.
They should really take it as a COMPLIMENT.
At least she’s getting laid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435646,00.html
Notice how this broad never actually complained? This amount of attention is every broad’s dream.
So, does everyone assume he really kept her prisoner for 50 years? Sounds fishy to me. Not to shock the crap out of everyone, but women make up false charges all the time. Also, if it were true, probably kept her from becoming a street ho.
I think you have a more accurate impression of what really happened. For some reason women think being made to do their job and contribute to their marriage is “imprisonment.”
@PSIROS
You got it!!! Man I just raised a glass to you my good man.
• “Notice how this broad never actually complained? This amount of attention is every broad’s dream.”
• For some reason women think being made to do their job and contribute to their marriage is “imprisonment.�
Those two points couldn’t be any more PERFECTLY worded.
Women are always expecting MEN to contribute to HER marriage. So ONE guy in Italy shows ONE woman in the world EXACTLY WHAT BEING MARRIED feels like to MEN.
Imprisonment.
A life (or death) sentence to please and appease some greedy, selfish whore . . . . who won’t even put out after the wedding.
Maybe this news article will spread across the world and whimmin will stop begging men to marry them and pretending LIKE ITS GOOD FOR THE GUY.
My married friends are all miserable.
The doors and windows aren’t locked, but SAME SHIT.
Great article, entertaining and true (as usual).
The more I read this site, the more and more I can see it happening all around me. There are some dumbass guys around, and they aren’t respected because of it. If women want respect, they should hold themselves to our standard, not expect us to lower it for them, nor should they expect anything.
But I’m not saying anything new. Dick said it all when he uttered the truest words since Shakespeare said “farts are funny,”
Men are better than women.
I’ll go the geeky comic route. I love my comics but not enough to sit around my mom’s basement, gaining weight and masturbating. I just like to read a few issues a week. Women characters in comic books are no different than real women. Uninteresting and 2-dimensional. Wonder Woman is only good when she punches some shit and gets tied up by some villian. Supergirl is that girl you can’t wait to turn eighteen. Every woman in Marvel comics gets by only through the training and leadership of badass male heroes. Comic nerds complain about how empty comics with female characters are and how writers need to focus on character work. HOW?! How can anyone be expected to make a woman’s character intriguing? Women in comics should only be used to exemplify how great women can LOOK. That’s it. The fantastical world of comic books is the masculine ideal. Smart and powerful men keep the world running and spend their downtime hanging out with the world’s hottest women. That’s actually kinda how the real world works. We men keep this world from descending into chaos and all without superpowers. Every man is a little bit Batman. Remember that fellas. If only women had the motivation to aspire to their comic counterparts…
The geeky route? Comics make you get fat and masturbate?
I found it really odd that you’d start your comment like that.
Why would you want supergirl to be 18? Women only get worse with age. *wink wink*
“Women can’t prove anything with reason or logic, so the only thing that matters is that enough people are saying something. That means it must be true.”
That comment describes women to a “T”, and is the same reason why the stock market is crashing even though economic growth has yet to breach negative territory. In either case, it’s all about herd mentality, whether the stampede moos or squaks on CNBC.
Whenever in doubt, pay careful attention to what everyone else is doing, take careful notes if necessary…then do exactly the opposite. That’s why Warren Buffet is worth $52 billion. That’s also why most people never become like Warren Buffet.
Hey Dick, can you do us all a favor? Can you research the ratio of women who are responsible for mutual fund redemptions and short selling during the best buying opportunity in modern history? That would be compelling information if you could find it!
I like doing some things for shits and giggles, but seek better ways to invent more money too!
“the ratio of women who are responsible for mutual fund redemptions and short selling during the best buying opportunity in modern history?”
It’s zero. Now the number of women fucking up their husbands’ portfolio may be fundamentally different, but the number of women doing this with their own money is quite literally zero.
Pure genius.
Creepy. o.O
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