There’s No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
Since I began the Honorary Man of the Month program (in which an ordinary woman can honorarily have the prestige usually saved for men for a fleeting moment), I have never thought that Carmen Electra would not be among the herd.
This month she has done a man-deed by outing prostitutes worldwide while participating in a charity auction. The auctioned prize: a date with Carmen Electra. The price: high enough so that Miss December “actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy.”
Brava Madam. By the way, when I said prostitutes earlier, I was talking about all women. Every single woman on Earth is a prostitute. Most are just lousy at it.
Before we get carried away, let me say first that Carmen declined the man’s charitable donation, which was probably going to orphans or some kind of diseased persons. Even though no stipulation of sex was implied or requested, she simply didn’t feel comfortable with it — probably much in the same way that the child who could have purchased a working kidney or new eyelids with the man’s money feels uncomfortable with his plagues.
Women are like that in everything that they do. They can be winning important awards like the Honorary Man of the Month with one hand, while they’re stripping organs from needy children with the other. It’s the same kind of shit magicians do except women do it for personal gain. Women are morality magicians. They make principles disappear.
While she has displayed a typically appalling woman-selfishness, Carmen Electra has also expressed the perfectly opposite and very manly opinion that all women are prostitutes. They are. And that’s why she’s the Honorary Man of the Month.
Prostitution is a part of a woman’s nature. It’s something they can never escape, and that’s why they respond so well to being propositioned as such.
“Would you like to go to dinner?”
“I’d love it.”
Yea. That’s because you’re a prostitute.
Unlike men, women are lazy as shit. Women are so lazy that if they designed houses, there would no longer be stairs. Houses would have only slides, and women would give absolutely no fuck about how to get back upstairs because with women it’s all a race to the bottom anyway. Or they would make some hack joke about a man finally asking for directions.
Women ask for directions at the first sign of trouble because they’re lazy too. How many gloriously mantastic things have ever been done because someone got to the right place at the right time? Fucking none. You just show up right where you thought you would be at exactly the right time and then a bunch of predictable shit happen.
That’s horseshit. Men don’t ask for directions because we don’t ruin great things that might be just over the horizon or around some uncharted corner for the sole purpose of clinging onto a pathetic timetable that represents how much control we delude ourselves into thinking we have over our lives.
Also, the women who eat a free meal and then skip out on the requisite sex aren’t thieves or empowered, they’re just lousy whores. Once payment takes place, you’re guilty. Don’t believe me? Go ask a fucking cop.
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February 15th, 2007 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
the word stupe[s] is defined as:
A hot, wet, often medicated cloth used as a compress.
Could you kindly elucidate on the context of your usage of the word stupes?
February 15th, 2007 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
gabriella is saying strupes or stupes
indicating that she is making the sound when someone is sucking his/her teeth
have you ever made a sound like that?
she was not using it as a real word
more like Pronunciation
February 15th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
I figured as much.
February 15th, 2007 at 1:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Who communicates by sucking their teeth?
There are other things worth communicating.
February 15th, 2007 at 3:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
@ Billy; I know of millions of people who do communicate by sucking their teeth. The problem is that she lacks the couth to communicate in a manner so that all can understand. This is typical of any woman. They lack the sense to realise that not everyone understands the intricacies of her particular dialect or remote cultural references.
February 15th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Blah , Blah,Blah..DIAMATIK, Yap,yap,Yap. lol
stupes.
It’s culture idiot!
February 15th, 2007 at 11:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
I can’t help but think she is calling someone “stupid.”
That would be culture for an American girl.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Women look at culture in as much the same way they look at math;
proving, once again, that women suck at math.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
stupes. lol.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
you pay for everything, got it? or youre gonna pay, its youre job to pay for it and you will do it or get nothin, ill start a god damn revolution if i have to
February 16th, 2007 at 7:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Good, start this revolution with a revolver in your mouth. And don’t be afraid to pull the trigger, after all every revolution needs a martyr.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:57 am - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
So you think women are superior to men? Would you kindly explain why?
February 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
know your place and pay for lunch
February 16th, 2007 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
No im not going to say women are superior to men. I just think we have certain rights as men do. Although I do believe men should pay for some things. Its courtesy.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Like beemers, boners and concierge buttons?
February 16th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
I’m shaking in my black boots. Not to mention it would go from revolution to a mess.
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
im making a petition that men are not allowed to pay for ladies dates anymore its 50/50, that way you cant blame him for wanting sex she would want it too if she did. Im not gonna quote a statistic because surely some girl will say its not true even if i pull a site “its obviosly not true inforrmation.” I’ve heard dont quote me but womens rate of infidelity rises every year. Do you think if we all buckled down and gave women respect and were true gentlemen that didnt expect sex after a free meal she would want anything to do with you? You are more sadly wrong now then ever. Women will use more men then the few men that will do the opposite will get all the women. Infact thats how many situations happen that ive seen but its just what ive seen.
May 27th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
Mantastic. Another suicide driven by women? Call Ripleys. If i’d had sense i would have taken your advice at age 16, or age 6 for that matter (except my hands werent strong enough then - damnit!)
July 10th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
Feminists are trying to seize not equality but hegemony over men. We wont submit. Men love to fight. We are born fighters and winners. You think you can snatch what we dont wish to give? All those rights, privelleges etc. were out of pity. An increasing majority of men now realize that women are unappreciative and ungrateful; continually misusing their rights and set of prerogatives.
You may be laughing now but we men will have the last laugh. As Francois said, Queens may have their moments but the King will always return to take power. Feminism may be a cult; but it will be destroyed. If it means hanging whores like you, I am honestly all for it. Oh, dont try to take me on the moral high ground. I have seen countless men die and suffer from the evils of feminism. Yes, feminists like YOU can die for all I care.
July 10th, 2007 at 4:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
so your mom is a prostitute? and lazy, too, of course? pity you are even alive. i’m sure you will never find anyone to love after reading this.