There’s No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
Since I began the Honorary Man of the Month program (in which an ordinary woman can honorarily have the prestige usually saved for men for a fleeting moment), I have never thought that Carmen Electra would not be among the herd.
This month she has done a man-deed by outing prostitutes worldwide while participating in a charity auction. The auctioned prize: a date with Carmen Electra. The price: high enough so that Miss December “actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy.”
Brava Madam. By the way, when I said prostitutes earlier, I was talking about all women. Every single woman on Earth is a prostitute. Most are just lousy at it.
Before we get carried away, let me say first that Carmen declined the man’s charitable donation, which was probably going to orphans or some kind of diseased persons. Even though no stipulation of sex was implied or requested, she simply didn’t feel comfortable with it — probably much in the same way that the child who could have purchased a working kidney or new eyelids with the man’s money feels uncomfortable with his plagues.
Women are like that in everything that they do. They can be winning important awards like the Honorary Man of the Month with one hand, while they’re stripping organs from needy children with the other. It’s the same kind of shit magicians do except women do it for personal gain. Women are morality magicians. They make principles disappear.
While she has displayed a typically appalling woman-selfishness, Carmen Electra has also expressed the perfectly opposite and very manly opinion that all women are prostitutes. They are. And that’s why she’s the Honorary Man of the Month.
Prostitution is a part of a woman’s nature. It’s something they can never escape, and that’s why they respond so well to being propositioned as such.
“Would you like to go to dinner?”
“I’d love it.”
Yea. That’s because you’re a prostitute.
Unlike men, women are lazy as shit. Women are so lazy that if they designed houses, there would no longer be stairs. Houses would have only slides, and women would give absolutely no fuck about how to get back upstairs because with women it’s all a race to the bottom anyway. Or they would make some hack joke about a man finally asking for directions.
Women ask for directions at the first sign of trouble because they’re lazy too. How many gloriously mantastic things have ever been done because someone got to the right place at the right time? Fucking none. You just show up right where you thought you would be at exactly the right time and then a bunch of predictable shit happen.
That’s horseshit. Men don’t ask for directions because we don’t ruin great things that might be just over the horizon or around some uncharted corner for the sole purpose of clinging onto a pathetic timetable that represents how much control we delude ourselves into thinking we have over our lives.
Also, the women who eat a free meal and then skip out on the requisite sex aren’t thieves or empowered, they’re just lousy whores. Once payment takes place, you’re guilty. Don’t believe me? Go ask a fucking cop.
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February 13th, 2007 at 11:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I just wanted to know because I don’t understand why? I like to know why, before I judge. Many circumstances lead people into thinking in different ways. I also wanted to know if like the men on this site were abused by women emotionally, physically, sexually…whatever. Just to understand, from all sides. That’s all.
February 14th, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
get lost!
February 14th, 2007 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Very psychoanalytical aren’t you. I’m reminded of myself. But the reason you don’t understand is because most of your gender only know 3 things: Backstabbing, whoring, bitching.
I love my mother. Because she has never hurt or backstabbed me. But there’s a difference between some street whore and someone who you’ve relied on.
February 14th, 2007 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
All of the questions you’ve asked and points you’ve been raised have been asked and answered many, many times before on this site. You’ve racked up 17 posts all over this site, yet it seems you’ve done very little reading.
-wolfe
February 14th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I read the articles that I post on. Why should I go scrummaging in the archives of comments?
February 14th, 2007 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol
yeah most women are Backstabbing, whoring, bitching, ect i’ve met alot
February 14th, 2007 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, first and foremost, women can’t drive. You literally can’t go out for a kebab with friends without being reminded of this. Thankfully, we were all but bypassers treated to a fender bender demonstration.
February 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
So you don’t come off as fool? Probably pointless, you might just be off your rocker completely.
- paul oakenfold - vulnerable featuring bad apples-nvs
February 14th, 2007 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Is it really the case that women are this bereft of common sense, courtesy, and logic? You are attempting to engage the men of this site in a dialog.
Rather than read what they have to say, you are simply spewing out questions and comments.
When you meet new people at a social gathering do you start shouting questions at them and singing “look at me, look at my breasts”.
Well, that’s a stupid question.
No doubt you do, given your behavior on this site.
Sensible rational people listen to a conversation and then join in. Rather than repeating what was just said, or asking ridiculously repetitive questions, they indicate their understanding of the topic and comment additively, contributing to the dialog.
What am I doing telling you this?
I might as well try and teach a mule to dance.
I think Sony’s answer “So you don’t come off as [a] fool” was better.
-wolfe
February 14th, 2007 at 11:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
the reason y women jump in cuz they disgusting and loves to be in things
u guys should create a way to block us lol
February 14th, 2007 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Stupes. lol. I’m reading what their saying. I need conversation to try an understand it, don’t I? lol how else am i suppose to know what you think.
When you meet new people at a social gathering do you start shouting questions at them and singing “look at me, look at my breasts�.
I wouldn’t do this. I’m shy in public, especially if I’m by myself. But I would only speak endlessly so that the person wouldn’t feel like i was ignoring them, or was mad at them, or stuck up , or something like that.
I don’t like conflict and confusion. It worries me.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
We can block you, but we believe in something you women can’t understand. Freedom of speech.
And if we blocked you, who would prove us right?
February 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Excatly right Nechro..
The girls who come by only prove what we’re saying is true.
The forum is different. You can come but you can’t stay if we don’t won’t you there. Sometimes it’s fun to toy with a womans stupidity.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Sometimes it’s fun to toy with a womans stupidity.
Who’s the stupid one. If you really wanted us to leave, you would have figured out, that if you ignored us and didn’t answer our posts, then we would leave.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
We could just mandate a simple gender specific quiz, like what is the typically Yankish choice of powerplant that doomed so many solenoid challenged motorists in “War of the Worlds”, and sift all you female intellects right outta here.
As is, the restriction is morally binding only. Hence, we’re overrun with ladies.
Varyingly meritorious as that might be in the flash, this is a virtual gathering place for intellectual discussion. Your carnal assets do little to compensate your intellectual liability here.
- Paul Oakenfold . Stanley’s Theme
February 14th, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You may assuage the bitterness of parting with the thought that you’re leaving a place of hatred and mysoginy.
Now, if you please.
- Paul Oakenfold . Stanley’s Theme
February 14th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
lol.I like you.
February 14th, 2007 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Hahahaha I like you too. Now push off (Note: If I hated you, I would have said fuck off)
February 14th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What’s not to like?
Now, if you please.
- paul oakenfold - set it off featuring grandmaster flash-nvs
February 14th, 2007 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
hell yeah, there is no such thing as a free f*cking lunch
If she wants the lunch she better f*uck me when she is finished.
women are only good for sex, for all I care I think we should put them on leashes like the bitches they are
bark for me bitch!