Three Times the Lady, Once Times the Whore
Myself and every other man on Earth have been saying it for years: alimony is fucked — and it’s extremely sexist.
But wait, what about this?
Did you know you’re liable for child support if you knock some slut up who lies about being on the pill and then doesn’t want to have an abortion because of some ridiculous shit like she suddenly has “principles” or because her mother didn’t abort her? Well you are liable for that cash cow and it’s the biggest croc of shit and injustice that could ever be imagined.
First of all, honey, you don’t do everything your mother does because you don’t swallow. And secondly, where were all these magic, money-sucking principles while you were on your back enjoying the greatest hour and a half of your life? Perhaps you were praying to a different, more easy-going God at that point — or maybe God was half as drunk as you and not paying attention. I doubt it.
Thanks to American Superman Matt Dubay, the black hole of injustice feminist blowhards and the dumbest women on Earth call “taking responsibility” will soon be put straight — as straight as a shotgun or a bunch of cowboys or every single picture frame that any man has ever hung anywhere. Men are master hangers, whereas women are merely masters at hanging onto a free ride.
A lawsuit, rightly dubbed, “Roe vs. Wade for Men”, has been filed by Mr. Dubay and the Nation Center for Men, which seeks the obvious:
Women and Child Support: Fuck You!
Whatever you think about abortion, in America it’s not illegal when it’s not illegal and that’s the bottom line — or the Man Line because that’s the line we men walk at all times. You know what else isn’t illegal in America (at least at the moment)? Eating a Snickers bar. If someone offers you a Snickers bar and you don’t want it, and then they turn out to win like a plasma TV or some jet skis in the wrapper, you’re not entitled to shit! Abortions are exactly the same.
Roe v. Wade for Men claims that since men have absolutely no choice in deciding whether a fetus is unconceived (aborted) or given up for adoption after birth, they have no legal responsibility to pay for the goddamn thing.
Is this Law for the Retarded: 101? Of fucking course that’s true. Look, here’s how the court proceedings will go:
“Have you motherfuckers ever heard of No Taxation Without Representation!?”
No, I’m joking. You can’t say motherfuckers in court.
“Your honor, guess what. If you go rent a car and opt not to tell them you’re blind, you can’t go wrecking around town like a carom and then drop a damage bill off at the car rental place with their newly renovated Renault Peugeot that now has two missing wheels and new fucking Delorean doors. It’s not their problem. It’s yours. Case closed.”
The Honorary Man of the Month for March is Matt Dubay’s lying slut of an ex-girlfriend — we’ll call her Slutarella; who is about to be thrown under the proverbial bus of her fucking lifetime in the name of men’s rights. Not equality for men man-mind you, but men’s rights. Men seeking equality is like Robert De Niro auditioning for a Star Wars film.
It’s beneath him.
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Oh shit!
u are stupid
My dad pays child support when he doesnt have to…Why? because he is a true man…He takes care of his responsibilities.
Ahh and out comes the shaming language. Any time a woman want’s a man to do something that’s not in his interests she attacks his masculentity. You should do ___ otherwise your not “a real man”.
Women want men to “take care of their responsibilities” and then want to what “taking care of our responsibilities” entales. It usually involves sending them a lot of money. You want me to take care of my responsibilities? No problem. I’ll tell you want I’ll get sole custody of the kid and you can pay me child support. You can come by and see him when ever you want.
Oh but I forgot. According to government stat’s when women are forced to pay child support [and they almost never are] they: are ordered to pay much, much, less; become deadbeats much more often; and are much less likely to be jailed, or have their drivers license suspended for back support. So that wouldn’t work.
How about we just abolish child support. A person’s responsibilities should be proportional to their rights. And since men have no reproductive rights [eg. the ability to unilaterally discharge parental responsibility] they should have no reproductive responsibilities [being forced to pay child support].
Did you know you’re liable for child support if you knock some slut up who lies about being on the pill and then doesn’t want to have an abortion because of some ridiculous shit like she suddenly has “principles” or because her mother didn’t abort her?
Or how about being liable for child support because you knocked up some stupid slut who lied about being currently being infertile and who you later found out ALREADY HAD an abortion because she got knocked up by a pennyless ex-boyfriend. But since you’re not a lazy piece of shit and actually earn a living she all of the sudden becomes pro-choice; because she has a decent chance of getting her clutches into your earnings.
This is a simple case really. Either the ability to unilaterally discharge one’s parental responsibilities after a pregnancy has already occured is a right or it isn’t. Women can currently discharge their maternal responsibilities after a pregnancy has already occured via: abortion, adoption, or abandoment.
If you believe that you should be able to opt out of parenthood then that ‘right’ should be extended to men as well as women. If you believe that people shouldn’t be able to opt out of parenthood then it’s time to: outlaw abortion; repeal abandonment laws; and start charging women who put their child up for adoption child support to reimburse the state or adoptive couple for the cost of raising that child.
We can’t have a bunch of deadbeat moms running around now can we?
Is there another link to the suit?
No, we should go back to the past when men kept their children and the women went home to live with Dad. Men will deal with them. But Dads don’t want these burdens returning home and governments can’t afford all the lazy women, therefore child support was created. Time for change.
Let’s think about the opposite scenario of the Dubai case:
Say a man and a woman both decide to have a baby and then the woman becomes pregnant. However the woman changes her mind and wants an abortion. Legally she can, and the man’s child that he wants get killed (Even if he plans on raising the child alone).
Therefore a woman is able to change the terms of the oral contract at any time and what the man wants does not matter, according to law.
If you read between the lines the law is made knowing that female are weak minded so they are given special treatment. The fault is always given to the man for a pregnancy, even though female contraception exists. Condoms aren’t only made for men; actually females have many more forms of contraception than men.
As long as the two have consensual unprotected sex, I find it normal that the guy will pay for the child. Of course, if she lies about being on the pill or whatever stuff like that, then yes, she shouldn’t get crap.
Also, I think women should have to justify the way they spend the child support money because I doubt a toddler wears Prada shoes for instance. But besides that it’s just common sense that both parents should contribute to the child. If you don’t like the consequences don’t have sex. If you don’t want a child as a man, don’t fuck around.
And abortion shouldn’t be used because you didn’t want to use the condom or pill. That should be if by mistake something happened or the woman got raped or something, even though there are pills for after.
And don’t bash on kristina because she has some points that are valid.
“As long as the two have consensual unprotected sex, I find it normal that the guy will pay for the child. Of course, if she lies about being on the pill or whatever stuff like that, then yes, she shouldn’t get crap.”
Oh of course, because everyone youv’e ever slept with has gotten a written contract with you that says you were on the pill or not on the pill. No one believes the man in the courtroom when he says “She said she was on the pill!” It’s unfair, and it’s biased, but it’s reality.
“Also, I think women should have to justify the way they spend the child support money because I doubt a toddler wears Prada shoes for instance.”
Yeah, because the government has the money, time and resources to track the spending of every single woman on the child support system. Even if they did, the fact that they have to is proof enough that the system should be abolished or at least redone.
“If you don’t want a child as a man, don’t fuck around.” What of the women? So everyone should just stop having sex unless they want kids. Congratulations married couples, don’t want a kid, have fun jerking it mister newly wed, aren’t you glad you spent 10000fuckingdollars on this waste of 200 of your friends weekends, no sex and she can take half of your shit!
kristina doesn’t even make any valid points and talks about horrible things that are classified as FUCKED UP. Who puts that much thought into graphic descriptions of torture, even if they are lying whores. All of you are anyway, they are only worse because they get more payment then you do.
So shut the hell up, and go smash your keyboard with a sledge hammer so we never have to hear your stupid opinions again. Fuck off Dick’s website.
~J
What is sick about abortion is the fact you’re one of those who thinks women should not have the option to abort, kristina. Yeah you go for those equal rights grrl.
Just give up now and I’ll give you a signed photo of my forum avatar.
‘Fuck off and die, lots of love, Necro’
17yr olds aren’t WOMEN. They are girls; aka children.
Observe how this one feels entitled to goad her inexperienced misconceptions down everyone’s throat, like it’s the sacred word of Zeus. That’s what the entitlement syndrome does, it creates entitlement princesses (MABTW copyright of terms acknowledged).
The day society starts taking advice from 17yr old GIRLS no less, will be the day AFTER we got hit by some bigass meteorite, and only girlies survived it because Brave Men as you’d expect, would have honorably exercised their Titanical Manstincts.
“Thank you Sir” would seem to be a more appropriate response.
Dick-Abortion is sick…you are truly giving men a bad look for womenwith this article…In this article you show men to be pigs who care nothing more except having a good fuck…This article would disgust my Father…Then again my father is human…No I’m not for women who use trickery just to get money…But tht doesnt neccesarily mean that just because they got pregnant she wasnt on the pill….even doctors say the pill and condom aren’t entirely 100% effective…and you down a woman because she doesnt wish to KILL her baby? Yes those who couldnt give a care about their baby and are in it only for the money are shit faced bitches who should be dragged about by their hair and then left to bes savagely eaten by rabid wolves…intestines first…but dont say taht all women are like this…and if women have to pay the price for having sex outside marriage then so do men…just like if men have to pay so do women…
My dad pays child support when he doesnt have to…Why? because he is a true man…He takes care of his responsibilities(not that thats all he thinks of us) and he does it without complaining…
Quit generalizing all women in the same category Dick…we arent all the same…
sides if i ever get pregnant im giving the man a chance to be in his childs life or not…there wont be any childsupport especially if he doesnt want to be there for the child…and any support i recieve from him will befor MY baby not me…and i really dont care if you men believe me or not :/
Jason Michael Carroll: Alyssa Lies
Thats the anti-thesis of Feminism
Like the devil in prada.
“Probly not that many” “how many men do you knwo that had casual sex” Its not personal, because i dont have a child. Although its not men that have unpretected sex Female, its both women and men. You like always lay the responsiblilty of sex on males, and the decisions of money and children for the women. You are assumming all men having sex frequently, but i have statistics that say women are more secretive, and are more likely to be infidelity then men. What if the woman had sex with numerous men? Ya a babys a baby it doesnt matter if you had sex with an alien and you produced its your offspring and in american homes its tought to wait till marriage because if you get a woman pregnant you have to quit school and work manual labor. Thats a price men and women pay but my point is if it is not any of the mans decision of whether the child is allowed birth then she shouldnt be entitled to money. Do you know in more urban neighborhoods women used to have as many babies by as many men as they could for welfare checks. Women made the bank off of that and didnt pay for shit for the babies. The government finally put restrictions on that but women still get knocked up and use the situation to however it benefits them. That should be illegal because not only is a living being inside your stomach dying when you kill it but if you choose to give birth to it just for money thats a crime.
Men deserve equal rights in everything if women deserve equal rights in anything.
You don’t know what ‘Devil’s advocate’ means but you use it anyway? Typical.
First, more like the Devil’s whore, and second, you probably don’t even know that that means.
Nor do I care.
First, more like the Devil’s whore, and second, you probably don’t even know that that means.
Oh can’t I? Uh, okay, thanks for that Laura, I’ll try to be a good girl and remember that next time. Sheesh. Lose your assumptions Ms Defender of All Men, I am not a misandrist, I am merely the devil’s advocate. You are the devils plaything and thats for sure.
He holds your strings.
Oh can’t I? Uh, okay, thanks for that Laura, I’ll try to be a good girl and remember that next time. Sheesh. Lose your assumptions Ms Defender of All Men, I am not a misandrist, I am merely the devil’s advocate.
Female - is it not rather hypocritical to complain about men not using contraception? You say, “The fact is is that many men do have unprotected sex with women they barely know, apparently without giving a second thought to whether the act would result in a child. You therefore can’t blame women for perceiving that men do not have as large an investment in children as the women themselves, do.” Here was I thinking that contraception was the responsibility of both parties. The men that sleep around with no contraception must be finding willing partners in their irresponsibility. No, you cannot just blame men for this one Female.