Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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December 15th, 2007 at 2:19 am - IP Man-Hash: d1f8b2fb5a9b2
Um……why the fuck is youdontknowme, posting something I said to RobC and then ranting about sexism etc etc etc. That tends to invalidate anything that was said, since you cant match up your rant with the fucking quote.
Dude calm the fuck down, get some fucking brains and realize what this site is about. Do you honestly think anybody in here would abort a baby because it was a girl. We are complaining that womans lib. has gone too far, and that woman need to step up to the plate and accept some responsibility for the crap they create and that they dont get off scott free simply because they have a vagina. If they want equality Im all for it, but accept the burden that comes with equality.
Also read the above story, A WOMAN aborted her child because she was afraid of the kids carbon footprint…….well bitch if your so scared of that crap, why the fuck did you get pregnant.
Here is something to think about….A man can’t be a stud (slut) without women opening their legs….so why is it that the guy is seen as bad. It takes a lot of slutty women to make one stud (slut) guy. I for one am tired of hearing all these sob stories from woman about how they feel used. Well honey stop opening your legs up to any guy that feeds you a bullshit line in a nightclub. You voluntarily opened your legs up, he didnt force you (and if he did he should be shot), so what the fuck are you crying about. YOU CHOSE TO DO IT. Accept your responsibility.
December 15th, 2007 at 3:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
HAHAHAHHAHA. Well said. Indeed, indeed. Equality means EQUAL rights AND equal responsibilities. The latter of which women don’t have.
December 15th, 2007 at 3:32 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Hes not seen as bad…not where i come from ;)
Anyway, u do realise, it works the other way around as well…it takes alota guys to make a girl a slut..
December 15th, 2007 at 5:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c7f3052c1f5f
Yes Clair, thats exactly the point, she wouldnt be a slut if she kept her legs closed. What I am trying to get at is that she needs to accept responsibility for her actions. I hate these women that walk around bemoaning how terrible men are for making them sluts and treating them badly etc etc etc…..they treat you badly because you lack self respect.
Your right, it does take a lot of guys to make a slut……but she still has to say yes to the whole thing. An essential point is that men dont complain about it….women do. Men dont sit around the pub saying ” I feel so abused, she came home with me and made me fuck her….she told me how handsome I was, and I cant believe I fell for it”.
By the By, Im a relatively nice guy (posts aside) and I hate how women complain that there are no nice guys…..bullshit they are everywhere. Women have just destroyed them. Because remember if your too nice you must be gay, or have something wrong with you.
Here’s some women logic for you. I asked my girlfriend why women went for bad boys. Her answer was this…..nice guys are nice and automatically give you affection etc etc, so how do you know if he really loves you. But you know its really love if a bad boy is nice to you because he usually isnt. So when he is nice to you, it must be genuine. (by the way she does see the fault with this logic). Thinking like this goes a long way to explaining how women get themselves into trouble.
December 15th, 2007 at 5:17 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
hm, another reason i reckon girls go for bad guys, is they have low self-worth, and someone he they perceive as an alpha (the bad guy) has more worth then her, so if pays her any form of positive attention, her self-worth is automatically increased. Thats just my theory though…
December 15th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Too true
That is logical to a woman. Womanly logic. Exactly why women should never be in management or anything which requires rational thought process.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
So if a woman aborts the baby, she is a murderer and oh what about the father’s rights?! Yet if she keeps it, she is trying to bilk the father for all he is worth or if she tries to raise it all alone, she is just trying to be a martyr or not doing right by her child.
I guess women can never win when it comes to their reproductive choices due to their OBVIOUS inferiority.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7b9b45f56f71
Wow, that post is so truthful it’s hard to tell she’s being sarcastic.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
In this case, you are right.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Oh wow, you sure are intelligent, you know the meaning of sarcasm.
Did you ascertain the “truthiness” of my comment with your gut too? That’s how superior men do it you know. With their gut, not useless things such as facts or logic. Just opinion and most importantly, GUT!
Gut for the win!
December 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef432346ec0f8
I could easily quote some idiotic statement from a man and then use that as my proof that all men are idiots. Although this is the logic of a young child, who hasn’t yet developed more complex thinking. Perhaps you should try and see that women and men are equal. You are projecting what you wish to see on all women. You might find more fullfillment in life and more meaningful connections with others if you put away your ego, and try to see others for who they truly are.
December 28th, 2007 at 2:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f
Men and women are equal is the biggest lie ever sold to the public. I for one am not buying it.
The lie has made women act out in ways they should never act.
women suck as people
April 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 61e02416f6880
Ok here’s how it is.
The majority of women are whiney, emotional, irrational idiot fucks. Sure, that sounds rude and sexist, but I have a gf whom I love very much, and loves me very much too. So I say this from a neutral standpoint.
The majority of women ARE drama encompassed dumbass fucks that can’t drive. Even my gf agree’s with this. You don’t see any guy drama shows like The Hills…. mostly because guys know how to make money off of GOOD idea’s, I.E. Seinfeld.
I know there ARE some good women out there. But they are VASTLY outnumbered by the chatty dumb bitches who “love” chocolate, for example, as much as any guy.
That’s my 2 cents, and I’ve said it while my girlfriend has been here reading it.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 02ee0a94080a8
MEN ARE BETTER THEN WOMAN…
YEAH RIGHT
without woman, mens don’t excist!!!
only a stupid guy can say this kind of crap
hopeless piece of (i think your not even a men) human!
without woman: no baby’s, no sex, no diner at your table, no clean house,…
you would live like a pig!
April 21st, 2008 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: b2e0a81eeb840
God this fucking “oh noes we need women to live” argument is fucking bullshit
OK it may be true, but it is not indicator of worth. Women are nauseating leeches on our wallets and have the temerity to believe they are our equal. Even when presented with the whole “almost everything in history scientific or cultural has been achieved by men” is met with the classic feminist response “Oh but men haven’t ALLOWED us to fulfill our potential as women!”
In the West you appear to have pretty much equality (bar maybe a bit of pay here and there) but what the FUCK have you accomplished with our generosity. NOTHING!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f
Well they’ve raised thousands of kids to drain the goverment of money. That counts for something, right?
April 26th, 2008 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
What? So, we can write you off as a leg man. Who was it, Dr. Joyce Brother’s (another ‘man of the year’?) I’m just going by the mugshot on that one! - who said that leg men were all just closet gays, and tit men wanted their mama.
I’m just saying….(she’s just throwing a tantrum).
April 26th, 2008 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Jeeze! “Clair, we’ve come to calibrate your urine stream!”
shut up please.
April 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
How much do you make a year, Peanut?
I see nothing at the entry of this site that indicates open, loving arms to your outbursts.
Au contraire, the host is patient, courteous, tolerant-despite your evident poor upbringing (?) I dunno.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d077af983b9b
I hate shoe shopping, they are just shoes! You can not group all women together. I get it, you don’t like us but cunts!?!