Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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November 28th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Then why did you proceed to complain about RobC being racist, if it was of no interest to you? If you were happy to drop it why did you bring it up?
If you were born in Australia, and now call Australia home, you are Australian, regardless of heritage. You know that, because there is no pure Australian race, we are completely multicultural.
You admitted to being Australian on this site previously, so you subject yourself to racial remarks (of which RobC is not one). So now that everyone knows he was not being racist, and you also no longer care, we can now stop talking about it, right?
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:15 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
hey…i never made you type. Stop or go. Your choice and yours alone.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Point being?
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Now the fish wriggles on the hook. One day, they will learn to shut the fuck up. Both fish and women.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Stop being sexist you British cunt. Putting women and fish in the same sentence, how dare you.
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I apologise humbly to the fish. :o(
November 28th, 2007 at 4:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
ahh…you could call it sexist, but I’d prefer to call it idiotic.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Look out Rob, she’s pissed now. Usually she has so many intelligent things to say but now that you royally shitted her she wants to make you feel really bad about yourself by calling you idiotic. What a shame, and also very boring.
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
But that’s purely because you have a limited vocabulary.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Oh I didn’t call him idiotic, I said his statement was. Golly gee, did you pass board English? Its called Critical Literacy, study it.
Other than that though, don’t trust what Robbo says, he doesn’t know what to do with himself. One moment he’s never going to talk to me, the next, thats all he does, one moment hes telling everyone to stop talking to me but he can’t set an example. Poor Robbo, his mind is eroding away quite fast…not long now. *sigh* poor thing, probably a chauvinist, that is what people with deteriorating minds tend to end up as.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
You know the score D3C. You verbally out-manoeuvre these scutters (I love that word so much I got it added to the Wiki) and when they finally realise that they have been hung, drawn and quartered they revert to the typical whinging ways that women seem to develop Oh so easily.
Me? I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the whinging aussie bint. She is still a kid and as naive as fuck and is probably only about 3-4 years away from end of shelf life. I would feel sorry for her but she would stab me in the back if I didn’t watch her. Let her whine on, along with her Mangina friend, Benita.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Clair, I am quite happy to talk to you but not debate with you as you seem to have no fucking idea about what you are saying most of the time.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
Benita! Good one!! Haha, manpoints!
November 28th, 2007 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Look out, she’s turned on me now, while still trying to bite into you. How about saying something useful like a constructive argument instead of falling under the stereotype and resorting to insults.
And yes, Rob, scutter is a pretty awesome word. I haven’t heard it before, so I’ll add it to my vocabulary. Unlike women, I take the good man-knowledge and make it my own.
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
Those are my ManPoints!!!
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
^^^^^^^^^ Hands Man Points over to D3C with pleasure. Man Points are wonderful and I have loads and wouldn’t like to deprive the rightful owner of his share.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 6484ffb1bedfb
What is a man without his craving for manpoints?
Thats right!! You are either a woman or Benita!!
*D3C*
November 28th, 2007 at 4:58 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
For your info D3C, the word Scutter refers to a woman who is everything a real woman SHOULDN’T be. Tramp, tart, whore, lazy, thieving bitch who would screw your best friend just to get back at you for emptying the cornflakes box that morning and then divorce you for it, take 2 thirds of your income and all your kids and the house. I guess you know what I mean. Typical 21st century woman.
November 28th, 2007 at 5:03 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Secure
November 28th, 2007 at 5:12 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I’d love to take Clair Scuba diving and whislt she was in the water I would be chumming like fuck. An “Underwater Abortion” would follow. lolllllllllllllllll