Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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This is why I do not see him as “hero” or helpful.
http://www.takebackyourheart.com/
Not so much because of what he says, but I can discern this personality.
I hate shoe shopping, they are just shoes! You can not group all women together. I get it, you don’t like us but cunts!?!
How much do you make a year, Peanut?
I see nothing at the entry of this site that indicates open, loving arms to your outbursts.
Au contraire, the host is patient, courteous, tolerant-despite your evident poor upbringing (?) I dunno.
Jeeze! “Clair, we’ve come to calibrate your urine stream!”
shut up please.
What? So, we can write you off as a leg man. Who was it, Dr. Joyce Brother’s (another ‘man of the year’?) I’m just going by the mugshot on that one! - who said that leg men were all just closet gays, and tit men wanted their mama.
I’m just saying….(she’s just throwing a tantrum).
Well they’ve raised thousands of kids to drain the goverment of money. That counts for something, right?
God this fucking “oh noes we need women to live” argument is fucking bullshit
OK it may be true, but it is not indicator of worth. Women are nauseating leeches on our wallets and have the temerity to believe they are our equal. Even when presented with the whole “almost everything in history scientific or cultural has been achieved by men” is met with the classic feminist response “Oh but men haven’t ALLOWED us to fulfill our potential as women!”
In the West you appear to have pretty much equality (bar maybe a bit of pay here and there) but what the FUCK have you accomplished with our generosity. NOTHING!
MEN ARE BETTER THEN WOMAN…
YEAH RIGHT
without woman, mens don’t excist!!!
only a stupid guy can say this kind of crap
hopeless piece of (i think your not even a men) human!
without woman: no baby’s, no sex, no diner at your table, no clean house,…
you would live like a pig!
Ok here’s how it is.
The majority of women are whiney, emotional, irrational idiot fucks. Sure, that sounds rude and sexist, but I have a gf whom I love very much, and loves me very much too. So I say this from a neutral standpoint.
The majority of women ARE drama encompassed dumbass fucks that can’t drive. Even my gf agree’s with this. You don’t see any guy drama shows like The Hills…. mostly because guys know how to make money off of GOOD idea’s, I.E. Seinfeld.
I know there ARE some good women out there. But they are VASTLY outnumbered by the chatty dumb bitches who “love” chocolate, for example, as much as any guy.
That’s my 2 cents, and I’ve said it while my girlfriend has been here reading it.
Men and women are equal is the biggest lie ever sold to the public. I for one am not buying it.
The lie has made women act out in ways they should never act.
women suck as people
I could easily quote some idiotic statement from a man and then use that as my proof that all men are idiots. Although this is the logic of a young child, who hasn’t yet developed more complex thinking. Perhaps you should try and see that women and men are equal. You are projecting what you wish to see on all women. You might find more fullfillment in life and more meaningful connections with others if you put away your ego, and try to see others for who they truly are.
Oh wow, you sure are intelligent, you know the meaning of sarcasm.
Did you ascertain the “truthiness” of my comment with your gut too? That’s how superior men do it you know. With their gut, not useless things such as facts or logic. Just opinion and most importantly, GUT!
Gut for the win!
In this case, you are right.
Wow, that post is so truthful it’s hard to tell she’s being sarcastic.
So if a woman aborts the baby, she is a murderer and oh what about the father’s rights?! Yet if she keeps it, she is trying to bilk the father for all he is worth or if she tries to raise it all alone, she is just trying to be a martyr or not doing right by her child.
I guess women can never win when it comes to their reproductive choices due to their OBVIOUS inferiority.
Too true
That is logical to a woman. Womanly logic. Exactly why women should never be in management or anything which requires rational thought process.
hm, another reason i reckon girls go for bad guys, is they have low self-worth, and someone he they perceive as an alpha (the bad guy) has more worth then her, so if pays her any form of positive attention, her self-worth is automatically increased. Thats just my theory though…
Yes Clair, thats exactly the point, she wouldnt be a slut if she kept her legs closed. What I am trying to get at is that she needs to accept responsibility for her actions. I hate these women that walk around bemoaning how terrible men are for making them sluts and treating them badly etc etc etc…..they treat you badly because you lack self respect.
Your right, it does take a lot of guys to make a slut……but she still has to say yes to the whole thing. An essential point is that men dont complain about it….women do. Men dont sit around the pub saying ” I feel so abused, she came home with me and made me fuck her….she told me how handsome I was, and I cant believe I fell for it”.
By the By, Im a relatively nice guy (posts aside) and I hate how women complain that there are no nice guys…..bullshit they are everywhere. Women have just destroyed them. Because remember if your too nice you must be gay, or have something wrong with you.
Here’s some women logic for you. I asked my girlfriend why women went for bad boys. Her answer was this…..nice guys are nice and automatically give you affection etc etc, so how do you know if he really loves you. But you know its really love if a bad boy is nice to you because he usually isnt. So when he is nice to you, it must be genuine. (by the way she does see the fault with this logic). Thinking like this goes a long way to explaining how women get themselves into trouble.
Hes not seen as bad…not where i come from ;)
Anyway, u do realise, it works the other way around as well…it takes alota guys to make a girl a slut..
HAHAHAHHAHA. Well said. Indeed, indeed. Equality means EQUAL rights AND equal responsibilities. The latter of which women don’t have.