Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid
I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.
Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by having a child. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That’s how hard it is to find beer money or a blowjob in the budget once you’ve got a kid.
Here are the top ten reasons why marriage is stupid.
10. It Fucks With Other People’s Plans
When you announce the State of Emergency that is a modern wedding, you instantly fuck up the weekend plans of 200 close friends and family members. That’s 200 weekends shot straight down the drain in your emotional circle jerk of matrimony. That’s why marriage is so miserable. You’ve got to pay karma back 200 shitty weekends in a row for the ones you stole from everyone else.
Do you know how often Styx plays at the Hollywood Bowl? Fuck your stupid wedding.
9. The Biology of your Manology
Everything in your genetic makeup tells you to eat, drink, and fuck as many broads as possible. That’s why all that shit feels good. Your brain is hard wired for it.
There is nothing in your MNA (Man-DNA) that tells you to get married. In fact, your MNA is against it!
Not eating things that smell like shit and taste like shit is also in your MNA. It’s a genetic safeguard against eating feces. That means that biologically speaking, you need to have just as good a reason to get married as you do to eat your own shit.
I think you’ll find that that makes sense.
8. PD-Nay’s
Question: What is a PDA?
Manswer: A Personal Digital assistant, that I use to get business done.
Womanswer: A Public Display of Affection.
AKA, something no one over 13 should give a fuck about.
Public displays of affection are illegal. I show my affection for a woman by railing her over the bathroom counter or by letting her bounce around on my lap whilst I’m watching the History channel. A wedding is an emotional money shot all over your face in front of your pals and parents. Does that sound like something you want them to see?
And since when did it become acceptable for men to start blubbering at a wedding. I don’t care if your dead dog is marrying “it’s raining beer”, crying is always a loss of all Man Points.
7. The Odds
The odds of a marriage working aren’t 50/50, they’re six billion to one. As far as I can tell, John McCain is the only happily married man in history. Are you married to a beer heiress who you also cheated on and she’s cool with it? Then you’re not a happily married man.
Marriage is a daily string of embarrassing compromise, miscommunication, and punctuated only by divine moments of fiscal responsibility.
Go to Vegas and bet your house, your car, your friends, and any pussy you’ll be getting for the next seven years on Black. If you can do that, you’re ready to get married.
6. Get a Maid
Get a maid, a butler, a babysitter, and a chef. It’s cheaper in the long run.
5. The Honda CBR 1100
The average wedding costs $10,000. The average Honda CBR 1100 costs exactly that!
Imagine carrying your drunk ass wife over the threshold of your honeymoon suite so she can start on the lifeless, frigid dent she’s going to put in your bed over the next 7 years.
Now imagine a bunch of hot jailbait bitches asking you questions about your new ten thousand dollar pussy machine that is the Honda CBR 1100.
If scientists ever create an artificial vagina, it will have a Ducati logo stamped on the side.
4. Jesus Didn’t Do it.
The answer to, “What would Jesus Do?” Is that he wouldn’t get married. Jesus did not get married, and he didn’t get married for one very good reason:
He had shit to do.
Jesus did more shit than anyone else in history and he was only able to do so because he didn’t have some shit-anchor wife nagging on his nuts 24 hours a day.
Besides, do you know how many bitches Jesus hooked up with? I’ve read the Bible front to back three times. Do you know what I learned the second time through? There are tons of ways to fornicate with a woman and biblegally get away with it.
Biblegally is a word I just invented to properly amalgamate the awesome power of the Bible with the utility of an argument based on semantics. I think it’s quite clever.
And even if you say Jesus hooked up with “zero” chicks, that’s still just as many as your average married man. The wedding ring you buy your fiancee is the exact same size your dick would have to be to fuck her. Congratulations, Mini Me. You’re the only married man getting laid.
3. Marital Rape is an Oxymoron
How in the fuck can there be rape in a marriage? What’s next, is an employer unlawfully detaining you by asking you to postpone your lunch break? Is it molestation when a fireman carries a kid from a burning orphanage?
Fact. A wedding ring is a VIP pass to backstage vagina. Anal is still for sale, but pussy is guaranteed.
2. Marriage is a Business
Never make a business decision based on emotions.
You don’t sign a lease on a dare. You don’t buy a used car because the dealer calls you cheap. You don’t race Needles because he calls you a chicken.
You don’t get married because you feel like you’re in love.
1. Marriage is for Gays
Like it or not, one of these days gay men are going to have the right to be married. I personally am against gay marriage. I think gay men have suffered enough.
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“So, in other words, you believe that women are only good to fuck?”
wow youre a smart one arent you? WTF else would he mean sweetie?
So, in other words, you believe that women are only good to fuck?
PS: “JESUS DID NOT GET MARRIED BECAUSE HE HAD SHIT TO DO”.
I have “shit” to do as well. But the mortgage, insurance, private school fees for my children and car payments are hard to manage on my own.
My wife gladly manages 50% of the mortgage and school fees. These 2 items alone come to approximately $60,000 / year.
In other words, having a responsible wife helps you out quite a bit with the “shit” you have to do in order to become successful.
Let me recommend something Dick, shut the fuck up before I file a law suite against you sexism, racism for starting something that causes public distress.
I’m happily married. I have 2 children, a house and 2 cars.
I’m a lawyer and she’s a doctor. I’m Chinese.
Once again, what the fuck are you talking about Dick? The results “reasons” and predictions posted above are perhaps the results of a man seeking out an uneducated woman with low standards and morals, for marriage.
In other words, stop couch-surfing on viginas.
Marriage in the medieval times was good though.
Did you know that in some places a man could actually have his wife burried alive with him when he died.
In a nutshell, there is absolutely nothing in it for men but headaches and terror – period!
Diana if u hate this website so much why do u keep coming back every couple of minutes n posting stuff. The site says no women allowed dumbass. N we don’t hate women we just think ur inferior and stupid.
Diana is a gay-bashing cunt.
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Male Controllers & abusers of females was your first homosexuals.They use to hide behind women when they couldn’t come out openly that they
were more gay than broke back mountain,so they beat the women and
made them work to support them before women were allowed any real rights! These are your classic faggots still hating on us hundreds of years later! Ladies,don’t tolerate these gay dirt road vagina’s!!!
LADIES THIS IS A REAL HOMOSEXUAL GAY MALE WEBSITE,CHECK OUT THE OWNERS OF THIS SITE GIRLS!!! ALL MALE BITCHEZ WITH CUNTZ OVER HERE IN THIS PLACE!!!! DIRT ROAD VAGINA WHORES!
YOU MALE HOMOSEXUAL BITCHES ARE MAD BECAUSE ALOT OF AMERCAN STATES WON”T LET YOU GAY BITCHES GET MARRIED! TIME TO STOP CRYING OUT CHO HAIRY DUDE PIE HOLE CUNTS! YOUR ASS GAY AS ALL OUT FAIRY CANDY ON A HOT AUGUST POOL PARTY! SHUT YOUR MAN VAGINA’S UP YOU BITCHEZZZZ!!!!
Kid, I’ll only comment on the fact that you’ve lived life worse than I have. My condolences on that aspect of your life, but it’s not that bad to get married. Where I come from, if the woman gets stupid, get a lover. That is normal in Latin America, where men have women with kids spread around one or two countries (especially in Colombia), and they don’t care about being maintained… Can you believe that? In Venezuela, where women are really beautiful, they suck for marital life. But, it all depends whom you chose to be by you in life. On what is concerned with gays marrying women, it would look like a Lesbian couple. A woman married with a guy who has the cerebral software of a woman up in his brain? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! For a long time we have been invaded, but well, I can’t say much. As for the Jesus part, kid, if you don’t like the guy, don’t profane him or don’t mention him. You’ll just get your readers to hate you more. I know you don’t care much either about.
Now, for having 10,000 pussies…. AYYYY!!!! There’s a lot to be said about HIV-AIDS and definitely I wouldn’t hang around next to a girl who fucked you last. I calculate your life span at about 10 years with that mentality. Good luck, kid, tell God or Jesus Hi from my behalf.
A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.
Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to manipulation………
gives a wimmin room enough to manipulate a man to her advantage.
So guys………………
BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything……….if you want mental peace &
sanity.
FULL SUPPORT ON THAT COMMENT!!!
WELL-SAID AND GET A GOLDEN OSCAR FOR THAT!
MY RESPECTS
What a wimmin wants???……………….
A wimmin wants a man who can be manipulated & controlled to
cater/pander to a wimmin’s whims fancies & desires & if the man shows
reluctance or fails to oblige………….the bitch…….oops her highness/
the wannabe princess suffering from a deluded sense of self entitlement
& privileges has every right to become nasty,scornful,spiteful & sarcastic & if possible violent………………..& expects the man to bear
all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.
A………..MAN SLAVE TO BE PRECISE.
feminists are wrong. dont argue, way it goes. Men hate you because you are unfeminine bitches so get back in line, shut up and stop whining.
Some reasons why a FEMINIST BITCH likes to HARP on the
EQUALITY word so much…………..
1.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to PREVENT MAN from
coming to the FOREFRONT & taking charge of the
RELATIONSHIP like TRUE LEADER.
2.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to PREVENT MAN from
ACQUIRING the ROLE of BOSS & SUPERIOR in a RELATIONSHIP.
3.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to DENY MAN RESPECT
& REGARD at the OUTSET & allows the WIMMIN to call the
SHOTS & DICTATE the RELATIONSHIP on their BITCHY
TERMS & CONDITIONS.
4.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to GET………FORCE
their WAY across……..GET THINGS DONE THEIR WAY..
IRRESPECTIVE of the FACT that it MAKES a MAN’S LIFE
HELL & MISERABLE……is DETRIMENT to the RELATIONSHIP
………..KNOWING FULLY WELL that the MAN is unable to
take PREEMPTIVE ACTION becoz the LAWS OF THE LAND
ARE ON THE WIMMIN’S SIDE………….
5.EQUALITY is some shit they use to take CONTROL of the Man on the
SLY & make him dance to the bitch’s tunes.
IN FACT THE PRO WIMMIN LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES A
WIMMIN TO BECOME A TOTAL BITCH & GET AWAY WITH IT.
BOTTOMLINE NEVER EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF ACCEPTING WIMMIN AS EQUAL……
IF YOU PREFER TO BE A PLIABLE,COAXABLE,CAJOLABLE WUSSY/WIMP THEN ACCEPT
HER AS EQUAL……. OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE DOING ONLY AT THE RISK/EXPENSE OF
COMPROMISING ON YOUR MANINTERESTS & cOMPROMISING ON YOUR MANFREEDOM.
IN SHORT IF YOU WANT TO LEAD THE LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT…..A FREE
UNINHIBITED UNCONTROLLED & UNCHECKED LIFE…………NEVER EVER ACCEPT A
WIMMIN AS EQUAL………..
Feminists made MALE CHAUVINISM unacceptable & abhorrent to society
at large but covertly made WIMMIN BITCHING/NAGGING acceptable to
society. The laws of the land were tacitly manipulated to achieve this
END OBJECTIVE.
IN FACT THE LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES THE WIMMIN THE LICENSE TO
BECOME A COMPLETE SELF RIGHTEOUS, STUBBORN BITCH & GET AWAY WITH IT.
SPEAK OF FEMINIST DOUBLE STANDARDS & ITS VISIBLE EVERYWHERE.
IF A MAN DOES IT.. IT IS WRONG………….IF THE WIMMIN DOES THE
SAME THING IT IS MADE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….