Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid

I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.

Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by having a child. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That’s how hard it is to find beer money or a blowjob in the budget once you’ve got a kid.

Here are the top ten reasons why marriage is stupid.

10. It Fucks With Other People’s Plans

When you announce the State of Emergency that is a modern wedding, you instantly fuck up the weekend plans of 200 close friends and family members. That’s 200 weekends shot straight down the drain in your emotional circle jerk of matrimony. That’s why marriage is so miserable. You’ve got to pay karma back 200 shitty weekends in a row for the ones you stole from everyone else.

Do you know how often Styx plays at the Hollywood Bowl? Fuck your stupid wedding.

9. The Biology of your Manology

Everything in your genetic makeup tells you to eat, drink, and fuck as many broads as possible. That’s why all that shit feels good. Your brain is hard wired for it.

There is nothing in your MNA (Man-DNA) that tells you to get married. In fact, your MNA is against it!

Not eating things that smell like shit and taste like shit is also in your MNA. It’s a genetic safeguard against eating feces. That means that biologically speaking, you need to have just as good a reason to get married as you do to eat your own shit.

I think you’ll find that that makes sense.

8. PD-Nay’s

Question: What is a PDA?

Manswer: A Personal Digital assistant, that I use to get business done.

Womanswer: A Public Display of Affection.

AKA, something no one over 13 should give a fuck about.

Public displays of affection are illegal. I show my affection for a woman by railing her over the bathroom counter or by letting her bounce around on my lap whilst I’m watching the History channel. A wedding is an emotional money shot all over your face in front of your pals and parents. Does that sound like something you want them to see?

And since when did it become acceptable for men to start blubbering at a wedding. I don’t care if your dead dog is marrying “it’s raining beer”, crying is always a loss of all Man Points.

7. The Odds

The odds of a marriage working aren’t 50/50, they’re six billion to one. As far as I can tell, John McCain is the only happily married man in history. Are you married to a beer heiress who you also cheated on and she’s cool with it? Then you’re not a happily married man.

Marriage is a daily string of embarrassing compromise, miscommunication, and punctuated only by divine moments of fiscal responsibility.

Go to Vegas and bet your house, your car, your friends, and any pussy you’ll be getting for the next seven years on Black. If you can do that, you’re ready to get married.

6. Get a Maid

Get a maid, a butler, a babysitter, and a chef. It’s cheaper in the long run.

5. The Honda CBR 1100

The average wedding costs $10,000. The average Honda CBR 1100 costs exactly that!

Imagine carrying your drunk ass wife over the threshold of your honeymoon suite so she can start on the lifeless, frigid dent she’s going to put in your bed over the next 7 years.

Now imagine a bunch of hot jailbait bitches asking you questions about your new ten thousand dollar pussy machine that is the Honda CBR 1100.

If scientists ever create an artificial vagina, it will have a Ducati logo stamped on the side.

4. Jesus Didn’t Do it.

The answer to, “What would Jesus Do?” Is that he wouldn’t get married. Jesus did not get married, and he didn’t get married for one very good reason:

He had shit to do.

Jesus did more shit than anyone else in history and he was only able to do so because he didn’t have some shit-anchor wife nagging on his nuts 24 hours a day.

Besides, do you know how many bitches Jesus hooked up with? I’ve read the Bible front to back three times. Do you know what I learned the second time through? There are tons of ways to fornicate with a woman and biblegally get away with it.

Biblegally is a word I just invented to properly amalgamate the awesome power of the Bible with the utility of an argument based on semantics. I think it’s quite clever.

And even if you say Jesus hooked up with “zero” chicks, that’s still just as many as your average married man. The wedding ring you buy your fiancee is the exact same size your dick would have to be to fuck her. Congratulations, Mini Me. You’re the only married man getting laid.

3. Marital Rape is an Oxymoron

How in the fuck can there be rape in a marriage? What’s next, is an employer unlawfully detaining you by asking you to postpone your lunch break? Is it molestation when a fireman carries a kid from a burning orphanage?

Fact. A wedding ring is a VIP pass to backstage vagina. Anal is still for sale, but pussy is guaranteed.

2. Marriage is a Business

Never make a business decision based on emotions.

You don’t sign a lease on a dare. You don’t buy a used car because the dealer calls you cheap. You don’t race Needles because he calls you a chicken.

You don’t get married because you feel like you’re in love.

1. Marriage is for Gays

Like it or not, one of these days gay men are going to have the right to be married. I personally am against gay marriage. I think gay men have suffered enough.

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Comment by A_AA
2010-03-15 07:54:53 - IP Man-Hash: ecb9427ae4320

Feminists made MALE CHAUVINISM unacceptable & abhorrent to society
at large but covertly made WIMMIN BITCHING/NAGGING acceptable to
society. The laws of the land were tacitly manipulated to achieve this
END OBJECTIVE.

IN FACT THE LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES THE WIMMIN THE LICENSE TO
BECOME A COMPLETE SELF RIGHTEOUS, STUBBORN BITCH & GET AWAY WITH IT.

SPEAK OF FEMINIST DOUBLE STANDARDS & ITS VISIBLE EVERYWHERE.

IF A MAN DOES IT.. IT IS WRONG………….IF THE WIMMIN DOES THE
SAME THING IT IS MADE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

 
Comment by A_AA
2010-03-07 02:37:01 - IP Man-Hash: 9e000ae8b4972

MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:

THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..

THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..

DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….

WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..

IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..

IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………

REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………

ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.

NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….

REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..

REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….

& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..

OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..

FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….

IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.

MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..

ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….

CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……

1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………

2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………

3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………

4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….

I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………

THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..

THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….

THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….

THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….

THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….

 
Comment by Raj7
2010-02-28 13:16:31 - IP Man-Hash: d6d2c7f5351c2

@nobody: I agree men should stop spending so much money on women. Fucking a woman hard and letting her pay the bill is my way.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2010-02-01 20:11:58 - IP Man-Hash: b94584ec54d54

HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!

BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
Comment by laura
2010-01-08 10:23:34 - IP Man-Hash: 6b02021dabc4c

bilions of womn pretnd that they are geting raped every day. I know i speled things wrong, i’m a fucking feminist! Wow dick is smart, he knows more things becaus of what feminists do.

Comment by Ondine
2010-01-08 10:34:49 - IP Man-Hash: 77470e1cedd3d

It’s true. Billions of women lie that they are raped, usually to get something they want. Okay, basically always lying about getting raped is to get something they want. But of course, there are women who actually do get raped.

 
 
Comment by L. Nesterova
2009-11-10 08:52:23 - IP Man-Hash: 711ad05cd9e91

“Marriage is for Gays”
- Too true; too true. My brother is gay, incidentally. He’s able to get a civil union but not a full marriage. It makes little difference really. He’s never been happier. On the other hand it takes clinical insanity for straight guys to marry these days, unless they really, really love them religiously (which is a rarity… and even then the stakes are high).

Comment by Harry
2009-11-10 09:06:23 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

”It makes little difference really. He’s never been happier. On the other hand it takes clinical insanity for straight guys to marry these days, unless they really, really love them religiously (which is a rarity… and even then the stakes are high).”

Much to high to be worth the gamble or the effort the male will have to make to have the marriage/partnership work. She’s been given all the jokers in the pack to have to bother. If she really hates him at the end, she can even accuse him of rape (in the UK at least) if the fancy takes her.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-10 09:08:36 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

And the feminazi’s aren’t finished ripping our social structure to bits yet.

 
 
Comment by Ishi
2009-11-08 09:53:44 - IP Man-Hash: ac01b60955e71

fuking True!!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:07:58 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-24 14:22:46 - IP Man-Hash: b6fbd286905c1

Exposing feminazi’s=women who hate men

This was exposed a Gentleman named Gino Favero and this is his response!
http://ubuprojex.net/wihw.html

“all men must die”
All men Must Die
http://www.kfs.org/~kashka/ammd.html

(it’s password protected) I will let you know ASAP when crack it!

Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-24 15:00:14 - IP Man-Hash: b6fbd286905c1

Old Boys Network
A feminazi anti male anti patriarchy site
go through the pdf to see dehumanization of men and plans to eradicate men through propaganda over the internet

http://www.obn.org/obn_pro/downloads/reader1.pdf

 
 
Comment by LyingWhorishMindfuck
2009-10-24 14:09:30 - IP Man-Hash: cec2bc6303d11

No one is hard wired for marriage. Marriage is just a bunch of legalities. However, contrary to popular belief, men are more hard wired for a monogamous relationship than women are.

Man instincts tell him to procreate so his family line doesn’t die out. When a woman has a baby, she knows it’s hers. Men don’t have the same comfort in knowing if a child is theirs or not.

So when a man commits, it’s not necessarily because he wants to be with the woman forever. They simply feel a need to be there to “watch over” things. This is the same reason that men don’t like other men around their families.

So any woman who says that men are natural cheaters or whatever, they’re wrong. Women are naturally more likely to not give a damn about the marriage in my honest opinion.

Comment by Harry
2009-10-24 15:05:05 - IP Man-Hash: 6ec063d659c2e

{{Man instincts tell him to procreate so his family line doesn’t die out. When a woman has a baby, she knows it’s hers. Men don’t have the same comfort in knowing if a child is theirs or not.}}

Spot on. This could easily change, the science is there.

 
 
Comment by Golden Rapist
2009-09-16 08:40:02 - IP Man-Hash: 6b02021dabc4c

Why is having a child a way to ruin a man’s life?

There is only one way marriage will work, and that is if the man is in charge, and the women does everything the man says.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-09-14 01:35:20 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid

You should have added ‘For Men’ in the title Dick. For women it mqakes perfect sense, for all the reasons stated above and the obvious one. I’m supprised women don’t dance down the isle singing ‘I’m in the money’ and they know in time they’ll grind him down to being a slave.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2607067/Wife-deceived-me-int o-bringing-up-her-lovers-kids.html

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 08:11:58 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Tricia writes; ‘Without marriage there would be no divorce’. Wow. Really? Without fire there would be no arson. Without weather there would be no hurricanes. Without trees there would be no forests. Without brains there would be no stupidity. The Internet is amazing in that the information found here is without comparison. No one in real life would utter something in public so seriously dumb without using being drunk as an excuse.

 
Comment by hugh hillton
2009-08-07 19:39:09 - IP Man-Hash: c14d7d829dc4d

Type in youtube’s search: Ah, L’Amour

And watch the cartoon by Don Hertzfeltd.

 
Comment by tricia scoggins
2009-07-16 06:06:45 - IP Man-Hash: 4532fd8299c54

Without marriage there would be no divorce

 
Comment by Mitch
2009-07-08 09:16:42 - IP Man-Hash: ac5dd683e714e

To the male readers of this site: Never let a woman control the conversation. That’s when the shit starts. I don’t care if it’s your sister or a woman lawyer. If this is new to you, learn how or suffer a life of worthlessness. When I was in 6th grade and learned about women’s monthly thing, I thought I was born on the wrong planet- it seemed so wrong. I don’t know if any of you know this but in the days prior to agriculture, which is a relatively modern invention, women had a “period” only once or twice in several years, and the population was definitely stable. Boom, agriculture, and living in houses, and they go straight to once a month. That is why EVERY woman now is not fit to be around, and listened to. Every woman I know is so hormonally screwed-up- face it, guys, women are completeley shitbrained. Control the conversation with any cunt and you will rid yourself of unnecessary anxiety. I seriously doubt I will get married unless I get a very subserviant wife, very feminine, from some other respectful country. America protects sluts. You don’t see that in Chile, for example. I’ve been there, women are NOT SLUTS. They know what’s going ON a lot, lot better. Thanks, America.

Comment by Mitch
2009-07-08 10:00:26 - IP Man-Hash: ac5dd683e714e

I hate typos. Completeley should be completely. By the way, this may offend some readers, but we are programmed from thousands of years of living, and here is what I have to say: Men all have a serious sex drive- imagine a woman on her week of the month when she has a two foot dildo hanging out of her mouth, in the bedroom or in private secretly, and imagine that Every Day- that’s how a man feels. It’s all about the balls. Any relationship with women should be all about the man’s balls. Do anything to make him feel more comfortable, and you’ve got world peace. But here’s my real comment: Men have been doing women as much as they want forever. It’s just now that the women are getting pregnant EVERY TIME. Back in Nature, we fucked all the time, no problem, because very few pregnancies. Why? Because of the natural cycle- women rarely ovulated. And we were happy. What else was going on? Probably the best sex ever, all the time, because look in our brains, every one of us. There is a “naturally occurring” receptor for pot. Yes, cannabis. Well, how did it get there? From what our ancestors did. Pot, sex, hunting, gathering, etc. What is this urge for religion? Pretty much any religion nowadays, including Christianity, is a stab in that direction of fulfillment. But it ain’t shit compared to what we once had. Imagine the love of women and nature and on that stuff… Your instincts come from hunting- that’s very necessary for survival. Why are men at the top of their game? From the history of hunting. The women tended the children and prepared edible plants. Naturally men are what they are from domination in hunting. Women offered sex to the man who came back with the meat. I don’t suggest pot now, its bred wrong. And NEVER allow women to touch it. No woman should. If experimenting, men only and only those fit and prepared for it, and in the right setting, but even then NOT NOW. Look at society. It’s a man’s world, but a woman’s fuck up, the speed of it all, and the lunacy. They brought it to us with all these fucking kids all the time and shitty families.

 
Comment by Dickinson
2009-08-01 04:22:45 - IP Man-Hash: 0f79d3a860e80

On spot. Total agreement.

 
 
Comment by Frank
2009-07-06 05:07:37 - IP Man-Hash: 603db97b0df1d

Damn!!! I can attest to that! Just got divorced after 7 years and boy are these so right on the money!!! Besides, the amount you spend for the wife in 5 years will buy you a life time of high class hookers!!

Comment by nobody
2010-02-28 13:07:04 - IP Man-Hash: 1b2cd2b09d81d

maybe men should stop spending so much money on them and give them good sex in stead?

 
 
Comment by cw
2009-04-05 03:49:43 - IP Man-Hash: 443967afc66bf

ok…. the whole idea of marriage is bad. let’s get rid of the word. it’s sooo old. it goes back thousands of years. they were smart back then, but still we are way much more on the ball. anyway; marriage should not be done anymore by anyone. we may be put together by govt for taxes, but that’s it. I’m catholic and I don’t want to get married. it’s to stupid. the church is always wrong. they are not smart. all the smart people left the church a long time ago

 
Comment by Fuck you dude go fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo because your dick is too small
2009-03-27 14:21:36 - IP Man-Hash: 655bf46eaab61

I can’t believe this site exists. Men are not better than women. In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any man for the rest of my life because they’re fucking selfish pricks, yeah I hope you’re proud of yourselves. I hope you all die exactly three seconds after you realize that you’re wrong.

Comment by Bob
2009-03-27 16:29:19 - IP Man-Hash: 8923f361d4f16

“In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any man for the rest of my life because they’re fucking selfish pricks…”

Good for you.That’s one more man who won’t have to pay alimony or child support. I feel happy to have done my part to keep another young man from having to commit suicide because some selfish greedy bitch took him for all he was worth.

Comment by Chris
2009-03-27 16:45:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Nicely done Bob. I stopped 4 weddings in the last 3 years. And I still get thanks for it. Cheers.

 
 
Comment by Psiros
2009-04-05 06:19:45 - IP Man-Hash: ecd24d1917411

All whimmin want to be attached to as many men as they can, but only financially. Men are designed to create and grow; whimmin are designed to receive. Hence, a man expresses his empowerment my giving to a marriage, the community and the world in some form of labor, charity or teaching.

Whimmin think empowerment means the right to go shopping in a slutty dress and not be ogled.

Women essentially think like terrorists: “If something is good for me, it’s right. And if you don’t give it to me, I’ll hurt you or kill you.� This is why whimmin in the Arab world are especially pissy and need to be doubly controlled.

The more power and freedom of choice women exercise, the more chaotic our society as a whole becomes. The irony is, the more free a women is, the more unhappy and hateful she becomes. To live happy, women need to be gently guided and taught to do right very early on in life, then guided with a firmer had as they grow. If done right, women can be taught how to behave property by the time they are ready to be married, and live happily.

 
Comment by NanoPrick
2009-04-16 23:32:19 - IP Man-Hash: 0f79d3a860e80

This site still exists because bitch like you. And I predict it will be around for a very long time.

 
Comment by Frank
2009-07-06 18:49:51 - IP Man-Hash: 603db97b0df1d

” I can’t believe this site exists. Men are not better than women. In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any …”
Good. Great job on discouraging more men from getting married!! I hate to see any man end up with you!!!

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-07-06 21:47:34 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

“I hope you all die exactly three seconds after you realize that you’re wrong.”

Excellent! Another well-wisher!

Let’s see here…eternity minus 3 seconds = men win, again, as the three seconds is indiscernable in the context of infinity, and irrelevant within the context posed anyway, as we’re not wrong.

Whimmin-ContinuallyProvidingMoreEvidenceMarriageIsOnly”Half”Stoooopid

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 08:13:46 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Huh? 10-niner-five, you’re coming in a bit weak, over?

 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-12-19 08:29:32 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

Everyone is selfish. It is a product of motivation. Sometimes it is rational, sometimes it is not. The point is to not take it personally.

 
 
Comment by nananainana
2009-02-22 22:07:47 - IP Man-Hash: 46432444ed5ed

while i agree that marriage isnt necessary and more of a illusion created by delusions. i would say your 10 reason are completely lame and btw u wouldnt get a cbr1100. u would get a cbr1000rr… either way that was probably your lamest reason of them all. but really those reasons really fuckin suck.

Comment by Raul
2009-04-22 19:08:04 - IP Man-Hash: 8b9ee5b731454

Please think before you type dumbtard!