Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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Suppose some of us are of indigenous sub-saharan African or indigenous aboriginal origin? Shall these people be doomed to only have the pleasure of sweating?
i think that you blokes should get some counselling. don’t choose a woman counsellor though what ever you do. you’d probably go red and start sweating.
That was code for “Ignore the whore.”
Huh?
- Montserrat Caballe - Hijo De La Luna
slavegirl, are you nothing more than a walking vagina? Oh who the fuck cares, you will be sure to find some firm friends here.
i completely agree with this site, as a real woman (completely submissive) i recognize all men as my superiors and must obey.
memphis_slavekitten@yahoo.com
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! said:
-We live less because for the most part we do more, we have less health funding and are taught from a young age to bear pain and heath problems stoicly. I thank the lord that women such as yourself will probably die alone because your husband died earlier than you did, that is if you even find a man willing to listen to your hateful slander.-
Well, I’ll be damned. Men for some reason think that they work harder, that is not true. You think it’s easy, to drive all day, to get four hours of sleep at night, clean the house, and cook dinner? To entertain your kids, to chase after them when they misbehave? You think it’s easy to go nearly the entire day without food, to go through eight painful hours of childbirth? I am not even a feminist! “Hateful slander?” What the hell do you call everything on this site? This site says that women are dumb, they never know what the hell they’re doing or saying, they can’t drive, they suck at math, that they’re illiterate, they can’t multitask, and that they basically can’t do anything. So again, what is that? Is that not “hateful slander?”
-Men do work harder than women, bottom line. Taking care of kids isn’t “hard work” idiot. Hauling 75 lb blocks of concrete around all day is hard work. Women go through 8 painful hours once every couple of years, many Men (such as myself) do it every day of the year. I never said anything about it being easy for simpletons, I simply said that we die earlier because we do more. The only thing that women produce is children. I will also note you took one part of my arguement and rebutted it instead of the whole thing. Silence does give consent I suppose.
My kids? What a fucking joke. You mean the ones that you can legally take away from me without any explanation whatsoever? The ones that I will be forced to pay for without any legal guarantee of seeing at all? But surely they’re mine I mean I must have donated that sperm for them and all.
-Strength and Honor-
Excellent point.
Hey genius, no one makes you fucking go without food or sleep only 4 hours. Just because you’re staying up all night reading fashion magazines then starving yourself all day to be “attractive” doesn’t mean you’re fucking tough. It means you’re fucking stupid.
And you want to know who really HAD to sleep 4 hours and go without food? ME IN THE WAR YOU DOOZY BITCH.
Slander: false statements injurious to a person’s reputation.
Nope.. I dont see any false statements by the males here.
Hateful yes.. because women hate the truth and are so used to men kissing their asses where ever they go.
Women simply suck as human beings.
-We live less because for the most part we do more, we have less health funding and are taught from a young age to bear pain and heath problems stoicly. I thank the lord that women such as yourself will probably die alone because your husband died earlier than you did, that is if you even find a man willing to listen to your hateful slander.-
Well, I’ll be damned. Men for some reason think that they work harder, that is not true. You think it’s easy, to drive all day, to get four hours of sleep at night, clean the house, and cook dinner? To entertain your kids, to chase after them when they misbehave? You think it’s easy to go nearly the entire day without food, to go through eight painful hours of childbirth? I am not even a feminist! “Hateful slander?” What the hell do you call everything on this site? This site says that women are dumb, they never know what the hell they’re doing or saying, they can’t drive, they suck at math, that they’re illiterate, they can’t multitask, and that they basically can’t do anything. So again, what is that? Is that not “hateful slander?”
a-worse-world you stupid whore, I’ve had a fiance. which is why I’m here. It doesn’t matter what you do, women will betray you. What women call “life” I call “scum of existance”.
But of course the typical arrogant female response is “get a new girlfriend!”. You’re all the exact same cockwashing parasites, none are anymore unique than the rest. Whatever a woman’s personality seems to be is just a thinly vieled sheild hiding their psychosis.
May your blade chip and shatter.
a-better-world, you are a stupid slut - perhaps you should take your own advice bitch. NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
YOU AMUSE ME son of the suns!
And even though we can argue the question of superiority until the end of time, men need women and women need men, so end of discussion.
A bit of free advice: stop wasting time on this website and instead get a girlfriend or someone who can make you happy, i think you need it.
She has also sped up the process of opening even more guys eyes, up to the nasty world of feminazis who they have been robbed by.
Slinger said:
10. Women do not have Tourette Syndrome.
For some unknown reason, Men feel the need to spout off none stop monkey crap to each other in the form of swear words. Obviously, this is because their simple minds are so undeveloped that the only intelligent thing they have to say to anyone has to be backed up by the word “Fuck”.
-That must be because we Invented the whole idea of language, idiot. Most Men swear with class, something that you have failed to attain in my view. I meet women such as yourself everyday, and mainly it’s them that have brought me to this site. The fact that you have little drones that actually agree with you only goes to prove my point and several of the points that I have made earlier.-
Not only is this because their vocabulary is astonishingly limited, but it is because every three seconds, they think about fucking. Usually, the fucking involves a female partner, so not only are women fluent when it comes to stringing a sentence together without profanities, but they are also the one thing men can’t stop thinking about. Great, isn’t it?
-How very womanly of you to use disproven scientific evidence to slander males, you must be a feminist. Most of the Men on here are rather literate and well read. Proving once again how biased and misandric most women actually are. Most of the women I meet, can barely spell words much less understand what they’re saying. Contrary to popular femisnist belief, Men aren’t sex-craved hormonal humans. By far women have proved to just as if not moreso then Men.
9. Men are not sponges.
Which is exactly why they become the relentlessly awkward morons they are.
-So basicly what you’re saying is that women are essentially parisitic creatures that exist soley to reproduce? That they’re nothing more than essentially a womb with a vestigal brain attached to it? That all they do in life is live off of the achievements of Men? That was the intelligence that I expected from someone such as yourself. Men are producers, without us, you would be living in a cave or a mud hut wondering how you were going to get food. It is and always will be Men that create and protect the human race. Yet you barely have the presence of mind to acknowledge this. In fact I would daresay, Men are the creators, inventors, and philosophers that have changed the world forever, you just sit there and jump along for the ride. That keyboard your typing on? The electricity that powers it? The house you live in? The concrete you walk upon? The car you drive? The food you eat? The fuel for your car? The very CIVILIZATION that you live in? All produced by whom? Men. -
8. Women are racists?
You need to learn the definition of the word ‘racist’. Again, the verbal stupidity of men shines through.
-Women are and always have had the same attitudes that Men have had. Nobody ever seems to mention the female members of the KKK, or the auxilary womens party of the Nazi regime. Those somehow seem to fade into the woodwork. Many women (such as yourself) are almost inherently Misandric, I will say that. I see it everyday.-
7. Men live less than women.
And women thank the lord for it every day.
-We live less because for the most part we do more, we have less health funding and are taught from a young age to bear pain and heath problems stoicly. I thank the lord that women such as yourself will probably die alone because your husband died earlier than you did, that is if you even find a man willing to listen to your hateful slander.-
6. Men write illegibly.
Because if they were to write anything remotely legible, women would realise just how retarded they really are.
-Many of the jobs that we work don’t require legibility. Being a concrete mason? Nope, how about a carpenter? Didn’t think so. Looking at the receding birth rate in many industrialized countries, I think Men are actually starting to see how parisitic, biased and hateful torwards them that women acutally are.-
5. Jesus was a man.
Mary was a woman.
-Good for her, she must have been up on that cross right along with the guy. Do you honestly think that by performing a BIOLOGICAL function actually gives you credence for a Mans accomplishments? Thats how stupid some of you really are I think.-
4. Men wear watches.
Yet they always seem to ask women for the time.
-Women usually have no concept of what it is or why we measure it either. When a woman says “I’ll be out in a minute” your best bet is to turn on the tv and hope that it’s only an hour.-
3. Boys destroy things.
Girls create things. (Men, sadly being one of them.)
-Men are inherently creative and distructive. Women are natural manipulators. Its how we evolved. Deal with it.-
2. Marriage is stupid.
Reflecting the stupidity of it’s creators.
-Actually we knew the natural state of women and as usual for Men tried to enforce some sort of order upon it. As we can see in todays society, “sexual freedom” actually equals to skyrocketing social budgets as the welfare doles keep expanding like your waistline will. Marriage used to actually mean something. Now its simply a liability, much like most women.-
1. Men have penises.
Yeah, that chunk of stinking meat that announces to the world just how much of a sick pervert you are. That is one thing that women will never have to worry about. Joy.
-Ahh yes, women will never have to worry about their genitalia either, which is why there are so many products on the market for them I guess. Stinking meat hmmm? Why don’t you sit and reflect upon the utter hypocrisy of that statement. Since you are obviously a feminist I won’t expect you to understand anything about hypocrisy. -
Women such as yourself are one of the main reasons this website exists. Have fun with your cats bitch!
-Strength and Honor-
Is that more accurate, LMAO?
Slinger, who cares about Mary you stupid cunt?
Mary Magdelene wasn’t anyone important, just another common whore like yourself. I know women can’t think logically and never fail to jump on any trendy bandwagon that the Hivemind manufactures, but I can assure you that Jesus wouldn’t marry a whore. So don’t get your hopes up, slut.
And you could set a good example by refusing to encourage/applaud that disgusting, sexist comment about men by Slinger. She is also being a sexist moron… just as bad as the men on here who post that all women as worthless sluts and whores.
I know, I know. That made me look like a complete moron.
HELL YEAH SLINGER! YOU’RE PROBABLY THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON WHO EVER COMMENTED ON THIS SITE!