Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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Wow, amen to that. You guys make me sick. Seriously, sorry that you all are stupid, ugly, and can’t get a girl for the life of ya, but writing in this site just shows you as sore losers. That’s pretty sad. Women are smarter than men. You all probably didn’t even get through high school.
I doubt any of y’all got into college. Oh well, stay sitting in front of your tvs and computer. Let your life go to waste. Why in the heck should I care?
No, we’re not. That is the role of Alan Hollinghurst and Gore Vidal.
Women are supposed to do the dishes, so what’s your point?
Too bad we cant say the same of you.
Typical cunt. You start off by insulting us, and then have the nerve to expect immunity from retaliation. You are the exact reason why women are banned from this site.
boredwomen said:
what the freak? are you guys gay??
What does this discussion have to do with sexual orientation ? Your passive-aggressive attempt to humiliate both straight and gay men in order to silence discussion and further the female supremacist cause is selfish, hateful and despicable.
i mean, come on!
most crimes today are committed by males!
and im not against them as you are against women at all but if can make up such meaningless and untruthfull remarks then so can i about males!
it’s so easy!
Women use sexual and emotional shaming tactics to manipulate men into violent competition against each other, then they reward the winning alpha males with sex and approval of his violently aquired power and resources.
Women take pleasure in withholding a basic human need from men, and force men to kill each other like rats in a cage fighting for a piece of cheese.
And then the same women turn around and blame men for “violence”. If pussy was affordable and freely available the world’s violence and suffering would go down dramatically.
and wasn’t it a female that birthed you?
All women and children are born into the Womb of Man - civilization - which man has created, defends and maintains to this very day. Collectively, men by far bear the greatest cost towards survival of the species, and women by far derive the greatest benefit for this sacrafice. All women are required to do to help out is birth children, yet they complain even to perform this most basic role.
very well said. Woman are a laughing stock of the world
First, this is a little misleading. Women have been given a free ride in crime for centuries, if not millennia. When men and women commit identical crimes, with identical motivations, the women often get off with a suspended sentence, or even an absolute discharge while the men go to prison.
So your stats on who commits what percentage of crimes are biased, though certainly not worthless. I’ll be kind and point out you’re quoting from a 1940’s era pamphlet, and of course crime was lower amongst women pre-feminism.
I’ll certainly stipulate that there are far more men in prison than women. I’ve certainly pointed that out to Sandra and others on this very site.
Now. Let’s look at those men (and women) that are committing crimes.
I wonder what percentage of them grew up in a female-headed household?
And really, when you think about it, that says it all.
Single mothers are far more likely than any other form of heterosexual-parenting household to turn girls into prostitutes, strippers, coke fiends and sex workers, and boys into criminals. [We don't yet know enough about homosexual-headed households, but I rather suspect Lesbian-headed households will be not dissimilar to single mothers] By about a factor of 10-20. (The stats, from an unbiased study, are somewhere on this website if you care to look. Or if you ask nicely someone may point you to them).
Does this mean there aren’t legitimately divorced women doing a good job raising their children under trying circumstances? Of course not. Or that there aren’t bad dads? Sure.
But it does mean that women are much, much better than men at raising children to be either self-destructive (in the case of girls) or just plain destructive (in the case of boys).
-wolfe
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The male is more deadly than the female
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The overwhelming bulk of the crimes are committed by men and boys.
In normal times the overwhelming bulk of the crimes that are handled by the police and the courts are committed by boys and men. This is true in all civilized countries, although the rates vary a little from place to place. In the United States at least 90 percent of the recorded crimes are the work of males.
Studying this problem further, criminologists have discovered a man’s age has a great bearing on his disposition toward crime. Most crimes are committed by youths on the verge of manhood and by younger men. In the United States in 1940, about 55 percent of all the boys and men who were finger-printed for crimes were between the ages of 18 and 35. In this age group fell 60 percent of those charged with criminal homicide (killing), assault, and theft, and 70 percent of those charged with robbery and homicide.
It is even possible to determine which age groups furnish most offenders in specific types of crimes. The most dangerous age for criminal homicide and assault and battery is from 25 to 29; for robbery from 20 to 24; and for burglary and theft from 16 to 20. In this last group the boys of 18 and 19 are the worst offenders.
Doesn’t this jibe more or less with your own observation? Most of us have known, or at least known about kids growing up who were obviously going to the bad. Very often they started their criminal careers by breaking into the neighborhood candy store or swiping things from a delivery truck. After a few en-counters with the police, and perhaps a reformatory sentence, they grew tougher, bolder, more likely to commit serious crimes.
http://www.historians.org/projects/GIRoundtable/CrimeWave/CrimeWave3.h tm
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obviously if my statements bothered
you i must have hit a chord.
insults don’t touch me at all.
your not very honest with yourself, are you?
i can say the same amount of insult due to your organs
if you have the nerve to put up those illogical remarks than can you
stand if i dish out the other sex?
i mean, come on!
most crimes today are committed by males!
and im not against them as you are against women at all but if can make up such meaningless and untruthfull remarks then so can i about males!
it’s so easy!
and wasn’t it a female that birthed you? yeah, so get over your anti-female thing cuz inside you don’t mean it 100%
sure you can say 98% but honestly not all females are like you point them out to be…
For the most part, Men don’t even have to explain this site, women do that for us.
-Strength and Honor-
Go eat your tampon you fucking cunt, it will clog the cess from falling out of your mouth.
oh god.
what the freak?
are you guys gay??
literary?
your only one X chromosome from being a woman so
go get a life instead of dishing women!
And not all women love social circles, and follow other women!
some, like me, wear watches! so i think you have been looking at the wrong woman to get these wrong impressions
you remind me of a song from “my fair lady” in where the professor dishes out women… at least he was smart.
and don’t waste your time with insults cause im not reading them
So why piss on it? Bring them tumbling down and make them beg for mercy.
Piss on poiltics. Both sides are ruled by the same group.
The same elite group ordered feminomics for the whole world.
BMU, once again you’re right on point.
Most of us here(besides gwallan) are conservative and probably leaning more towards libertarian tendencies and those who support the GOP(american Right) only do so because of the Bush Doctrine foreign policy and the failed policies before it. The only thing holding me back from being a neo-isolationist conservative is the fact that there have been no attacks on US soil since the invasion of Iraq.
Of course gwallan isn’t your typical left winger because I believe he wants government handouts to young lower class males, rather than just unwed females and their bastards. So atleast his welfare state would be equitable.
First of all, you just did; and secondly, what kind of obnoxious cunt actively seeks an argument?
Answer: all women.
-Dick
First of all, you just did; and secondly, what kind of obnoxious cunt actively seeks an argument?
Answer: all women.
-Dick
First of all, you just did; and secondly, what kind of obnoxious cunt actively seeks an argument?
Answer: all women.
-Dick
I know most men would disagree, but this is the reason why “masculinity” as it as traditionally and currently defined is men’s greatest weakness. As it evolved as a psychological trait, women evolved counter-traits to exploit and manipulate it, mainly by using shaming tactics.
Masculinity “feels good” - but it has been exploited/hijacked so that any breed of “chivalrous man” be it a liberal or a conservative or a combination is now owned and controlled and working for the female supremacists.
Anyone who doubts this just has to analyze the last 50 years more closely: while the feminist has declared her “independence” from the “violent, useless, sperm donors”, she has at the same time demanded more chivalrous treatment than ever, and for the most part men have kept this up. Both liberals and conservatives excitedly trip over themselves to see who can “protect women” more. Women get away with this by using sex and compassion as emotional weapons against men - by exploiting men’s desire to be viewed as a “real man”.
Men will only win this fight once they decide to fight for justice and liberty for the male gender instead of defending romantic notions of “masculinity” .. winning by any means neccessary should be the goal, and by clinging to any traditional notions - either liberal or conservative - we men are attempting to fight with one hand behind our backs, and this has only enabled the growth and power of the hideous female supremacists.
We need to think much more like libertarians - enlightened self interest and logic should be the guiding principles - not so-called “tradition” - which is partly to blame for our enslavement.
Billy, why are you ’supposing’ a known fact?
Too right, Billy.
And why does she refer to me in query in the third person? Is she asking me or the mythical “daddy figure” all women worship?
I don’t even need to answer that.
-Dick
First of all, you just did; and secondly, what kind of obnoxious cunt actively seeks an argument?
Answer: all women.
-Dick
So right! It seems women love to argue even tho they do that poorly too. I suppose every women is just an attention whore by nature.
First of all, you just did; and secondly, what kind of obnoxious cunt actively seeks an argument?
Answer: all women.
-Dick
No, it doesn’t.
You assert that there are no absolute truths. But this assertion itself claims to be just that: an absolute truth.
Certainly, if one accepts arbitrarily irrational and self contradictory axioms, one can indeed be trapped by relativism, as you appear to be.
-wolfe