Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.

Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.

Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

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Comment by Mi
2009-01-07 06:27:44 - IP Man-Hash: ef79dc002abc4

I’m pretty sure rams are male sheep…

Comment by Billy
2009-01-07 19:09:11 - IP Man-Hash: 505c3eeb78370

yup i thought so too..

 
Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:54:17 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

haha, hahaha, HAHAHAHA.
that just made my day.
thank you.

Comment by Mark
2009-01-07 23:55:38 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Hey self-proclaimed “loser”.

If that made your day, you may want to aim higher in life.

Comment by loser
2009-01-08 00:00:32 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

and why would i want to do that?

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Comment by Ally
2009-01-07 04:06:54 - IP Man-Hash: d2c583924a51f

I thought you may like to know you are either the funniest or the most ignorant person I have ever come across lol.

10. Women had to become social and nurturing from the get go in order to grow bonds, thus we were willing to communicate danger, conflict resolution, care and support to children and members of the group. Women aren’t very strong so we had a lot to think about. Men only had straight forward jobs… hunt, keep away predators and come home and fuck. It shows now.

9. Women are adaptable, men are so simple there’s no room for adaption.

8. How are women racists again? You failed to mention as your simple brain got distracted and trailed off onto other things. Men are naturally stronger and faster, that’s why you go out and build houses, lay floor tiles and manage a project and us women nuture and protect our young during the day, keep the household free from the kind of germs that may make you shit your pants on the way to work, or do what we can to take the pressure off you by going out and working part time then we cook your ungrateful arse dinner when you come home.

7. Wrong again! Like us women are ever wrong… Men are biologically programed to live short brutal lives, they have faster metabolisms due to having more muscle than women, and that is due to having more testosterone.

6. Women often have more to organise and men tend to forget, this shouldn’t matter to you anyway as I’m sure you’re single.

5. Of course Jesus was a man just look at the way women were treated in those days, if a woman was raped she would have stones thrown at her or would be forced into exile. If her husband died and no one stepped in, she would have to turn to prostitution, a job which could have her killed by stones. Man made the bible not God. No one has it right yet and it’s mighty egotistical of people to think we had the brain power to even understand what God is yet if he even does exist.

4. I wear a watch, and women wear bracelets when they want to make themselves look nice for their man and boost their own confidence. Men like confidence in a woman, but not you… why is that?

3. Men destroy things, and it’s awsome… that was more a personal opinion rather than a fact.

2. Marriage has nothing to do with being monogomous, if you’re a grown up man you’ll keep your dick in your pants when you get married. If you don’t think you can don’t get married or at least have an open relationship. And men aren’t dragged to the alter. You can say no, if you’re too gutless that’s your own fucking fault loser!

1. Sooo having a penis makes you feel like you have to prove yourself over and over, doesn’t sound like much fun to me.

Look I like men, I’m not a lesbian, this actually cracked me up! Seriously man you should be a comedian :) If you weren’t joking though I’m concerned about ya mate!

Comment by Frankie
2009-01-07 22:12:14 - IP Man-Hash: f87484b4785ab

Stupid Woman

Comment by Ally
2009-01-07 23:17:13 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

Proove it.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:27:12 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

“Prove” is only spelled with ONE “o”.

Proven.

You’re a stupid woman.

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Comment by Mark
2009-01-07 23:29:15 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

LLLLLLMMMMMMFFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-07 23:35:35 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

Aaaah so you do have a brain, you have passed the first test!

Now, what was it about my list that was so offensive to you.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:39:13 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Please. English isn’t even my first language.

You FAILED that test.

Now get the fuck off this website.
Nobody wants you here.

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-07 23:40:51 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

The very fact I’m not wanted here is why I still come :) But I have every right to be here because it is a public wesite, so… that would be a no :)

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:43:32 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Only a WOMAN would fight, argue, persist and insist on staying where she KNOWS she is NOT welcome or invited.

Un. Fucking. Believable.

You really ARE a stupid cunt.

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-07 23:45:08 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

And I am learning fast that you are too :)

 
Comment by Mark
2009-01-07 23:47:09 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

And now everyone knows exactly why domestic violence towards women exists. This should be printed and faxed to every battered women’s shelter across the country.

Its all right here in black and blue.

And women set the example time and time again.

She just proved men are better than women.

Women are inconsiderate garbage.

 
Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:49:28 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

Only an IDIOT would fight, argue, persist, and insist on yelling at someone to leave a website in the form of coarse insults and refreshingly correct punctuation. It’s clearly not working, so try something new.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:50:51 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Now watch the cunt backpeddle. By her own admission I passed and she failed. I have the brain, she does not. I have class. She does not.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Fortune smiles.
Another cunt just humiliated herself.

 
Comment by Mark
2009-01-07 23:53:33 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

To the self-proclaimed “loser”,

Yeah. I suppose you could always BEAT the woman.

Fascinating that it has to come to that.

 
Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:57:51 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

my point is that this is a public comments page. if you tell someone to leave and they don’t…its probably not going to work regardless of how many times you try…i mean, he could try verbally beating her…which probably wouldn’t work…

 
Comment by Mark
2009-01-08 00:07:24 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Nice try “loser”.

But No it’s not. The sign on the door clearly says no woman allowed. They are not welcome or invited. It’s all over the place and she KNOWS it.

Nothing about that makes it “public” for women and their flacid thoughts and opinions.

What kind of self-entitled bitch walks into the men’s room and start telling men what she thinks expects to be listened to ,heard, or worse - respected.

Then a man tells her to get the fuck out, and she says no?

Yet she wants a man’s respect?

That’s only one little thing that’s tragically wrong with women.

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 00:07:40 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

No. it wouldn’t work, I like it, see my mummy used to verbally assault me every day, and now I kinda miss it. But everythings ok now because I found a new bitch :)

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 00:09:38 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

And it’s not possible to embarrass me :D Or intimidate me :D

 
Comment by Mark
2009-01-08 00:12:03 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Well if your daddy assaulted you properly you wouldn’t miss it at all. Mommy’s are lousy at verbal or literate ‘assault’. Including you.

Now why don’t you go be a mother and a wife. I;m quite certain your husband earned it. Instead of going out of your way to prove men are better than women with every breath you can muster.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-08 00:13:41 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Aw sweety, we’re not trying to embarrass you.

You’ve already embarrassed yourself perfectly, thanks.

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 00:18:23 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

“But No it’s not. The sign on the door clearly says no woman allowed. They are not welcome or invited. It’s all over the place and she KNOWS it.”
You sound like that whiney kids who will only let certain people into his treehouse.Contrary to popular belief, I’m not a vampire so I can go where I’m not invited. Come on you guys know what you’re here for… you’re here to verbally bash and humiliate women who take themselves too seriously! Aren’t I your perfect dream for this site?! Lookin for somethin a little feisty? Well here it is :D
Nothing about that makes it “public” for women and their flacid thoughts and opinions.
Yours aren’t much better.
What kind of self-entitled bitch walks into the men’s room and start telling men what she thinks expects to be listened to ,heard, or worse - respected.
If you couldn’t tell I’m going to let you in on a little secret… coming on here is like poking a hornets nest! But it was oh so predictable.
Then a man tells her to get the fuck out, and she says no?
Yeah?? What are ya gonna do!
Yet she wants a man’s respect?
Come ON! You really think alll this backchat is for respect?! HAHAHAHA! That makes you look like my extra “O”
That’s only one little thing that’s tragically wrong with women.
What, that we’re not like you?! HA! It’s not such a bad thing lol

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 00:23:42 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

Well if your daddy assaulted you properly you wouldn’t miss it at all. Mommy’s are lousy at verbal or literate ‘assault’. Including you.
At least I had a mummy.
Now why don’t you go be a mother and a wife. I;m quite certain your husband earned it. Instead of going out of your way to prove men are better than women with every breath you can muster.
We earned eachother, something you’re probably not looking for, now go call that hooker boy, and go cry to her about how you have no mummy

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 00:45:12 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Yeah - nothing embarrasses or intimidates you - provided it’s over an electronic medium (so many whimmin wonder why they end up at battered whimmin’s shelters and hospitals, when they start this self-aggrandizement with mockery, and then physical violence, IN HIS PRESENCE).
What’s needed here, is to unwrap your mummy, and use its’ tape around your fingers (and just a guess - to save your husband’s sanity - your mouth).
You can keep your hooker boy, and cry with him about your now “naked” mummy.

menarebetterthanwhimmin

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 01:03:46 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

You’re right BB, I would never talk to anyone like this unless it was in a wonderful situation like this! My husband and I talk to eachother like this just for fun, we bounce off eachother and that is where my wicked tongue came from! Thank him for your entertainment today :)

And that thing about the mummy… unfunny. Go play somewhere else. At least the other guys were witty.

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 01:10:56 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Of COURSE it’s U-N-F-U-N-N-Y to you (I’m “not witty” compared to them. You’re not witty compared to my dog).
Now get going to Club X - or are you back-peddling?

menarebetterthanwhimmin

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 01:16:18 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

Yeah, I can’t wait to get there, Club X here I come!! And I didn’t say I was witty, just entertaining, it’s the other guys, as in not you, who were witty.

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 01:19:25 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

What makes you think you’re entertaining (for a 5th grader, you MIGHT be)?

menarebetterthanwhimmin

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 01:24:38 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

Because you keep on coming back for more baby cakes :) Are you as intelligent as a 5th grader too? OH! We’re soulmates!

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 01:31:37 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

I don’t “come back for more.”
With your lackluster and intellectually deficient commentary, “entertainment,” there’s been one clear directive to you (you’re obviously LESS intelligent than a 5th grader), but you’re TOO DENSE to get it - “NO WOMEN ALLOWED.”
We couldn’t be soul mates - there are no mummies in my lineage, and I CLEARLY stated “no soul killers” for my spousal requirements (yet I refuse to “go gay”).
A conundrum, yes, with whimmin like you being typical.

menarebetterthanwhimmin.

 
Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 01:35:31 - IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06

But… you are back for more… which makes you a lier :) xox see you tomorrow!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-08 01:39:01 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

@BULLET

—– “I’m “not witty” compared to them. You’re not witty compared to my dog”—-

YOU may not think you’re witty
But THAT was witty as fuck!

Men don’t even TRY to be witty, and they’re witty.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 01:39:20 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

No - I B-E-L-O-N-G here (study that now) - because I’m a MAN ( jeez, you bitches are DENSE).

menarebetterthanwhimmin

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-08 01:52:41 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

@Chris - yep. We don’t even have to try.
Whimmin can’t cum up with ingenius (yet very truthful) hilarity on their own, so this site offends AND attracts them.
Mere moths always seek the light - energetic and true, for them (men are THE light source - whimmin are a parasitic drain).

FapTurbo (thanks to ingenius MEN), is my next project.

benign(as in it would be great if being polite were always possible).
bullet(for being “quick on the draw” when they don’t deserve politeness).

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by John Westin
2009-01-06 17:04:23 - IP Man-Hash: 612e3a2651695

You need excessive amounts of therapy. I bet your mom molested you as a child, causing you to see women as a threat. An online website in which you verbally abuse the opposite sex is not a healthy way to express your emotions.
I hope to GOD that you don’t have a girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy because she doesn’t deserve a worthless low life like you.

Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-06 17:21:16 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Yes - the whimmin who are molesting young children do need “excessive” therapy (and usually get it; as opposed to the PRISON time men get for such a thing).

Unlike whimmin, whose capricious emotions ARE used as a yardstick for what constitutes “rightness” in this back-asswards Femimatrix, we’re righteously pointing out all the ways in which menAREbetterthanwhimmin, and the exaggerated (NOT untrue) form “hooks a lot of hypocritically-indignant fish” (it’s “okay” for whimmin to bash men all over the place - they’re just not NEARLY AS intellectually creative when doing it; and they HATE that).

Whimmin deserve the “lowlifes” that THEY choose (” I think of a man…and I take away reason, and accountability”).

menaremoreobjectivethanwhimmin

 
Comment by Frankie
2009-01-07 22:13:24 - IP Man-Hash: f87484b4785ab

Um you happened to look up his website and read what he had to say, so you wasted your time.
Stupid Woman.

Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:34:15 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

Um you replied to that comment to tell someone they wasted your time, so you wasted your time.
Stupid Human.

 
 
 
Comment by smiley
2009-01-05 17:29:37 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

“Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate.” -writes Aptly Named Dick on his web page. Enough said.

Comment by Brandon
2009-01-05 20:16:47 - IP Man-Hash: a478986950a9c

You realize that he means writing with a pen and paper

i dont think women can read very well……….

Comment by smiley
2009-01-05 20:45:23 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

please, for me, just imagine our world today as it would be if a writing system was never developed. are you kidding?

Comment by Richard
2009-01-06 01:10:36 - IP Man-Hash: 4779d87cc2905

How could the writing system not have been developed? All cultures have a method of carving symbols or letters to make permanent notes

However, when men made it possible to write on a computer - We no longer need that tedious system of symbols carved on a piece of bleached wood with lead - That primitive system is for Women, who we all know cannot use computers for anything but whoring (Myspace, Facebook whatever’s your poison) and bitching (see previous)

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Comment by smiley
2009-01-06 04:51:43 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

lol, mate, i’m just saying its not quite so stupid, seeing as a large part of our civilization owes its existence to the fact that humans figured out how to write things down, just saying mate, but thank you so much for clearing that up :D

 
Comment by RB
2009-01-06 08:32:49 - IP Man-Hash: 5a94590091c61

“lol, mate, i’m just saying its not quite so stupid, seeing as a large part of our civilization owes its existence to the fact that humans figured out how to write things down”

A large part of our civilisation also owes its existence to the fact that men learnt to hunt wild animals.Your point?

 
Comment by smiley
2009-01-06 17:54:56 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

…that writing maybe isn’t so stupid as dick would have us believe? what does hunting have to do with anything?

 
Comment by smiley
2009-01-06 17:57:21 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

…my point is that writing isn’t stupid…what does hunting have to do with anything?

 
 
 
 
Comment by Not A Complete Moron
2009-01-06 09:52:54 - IP Man-Hash: 35aa7554ce13b

That’s not written. That’s typed.

 
 
Comment by Victoria Linear
2009-01-05 17:19:07 - IP Man-Hash: fb104aa64deff

you know, men and women obviously wont always understand eachother, and when i say this, it goes both ways. but even so, they should respect one another and support one another. Women should respect themselves, and should also respect men, and on reverse side of that, men should respect themselves and should respect women.
obviously the world isnt perfect like that, but i must remark on the fact that slamming the opposite gender isnt a great way to start. guys, if you want women to have more respect for you, then you have to be willing to give that same respect to them.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-05 19:20:55 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Oh honey… don’t worry, we understand women PERFECTLY.

Its ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE in black and white.

Even the WOMEN go out of their way to prove that men are better than women.

••• CUNT SAYS: “Guys, if you want women to have more respect for you, then you have to be willing to give that same respect to them.”

WRONG.

RESPECT IS NOT GIVEN YOU FOR NOTHING - you stupid bitch.

IT IS UP TO YOU TO EARN.

Stop beginning your sentence with “IF”.
Who fucking told you we want your respect???

“IF” that’s what we wanted, we would just tell you exactly what you want to hear.

Done.

So you can stop pretending like MEN are “not willing” or capable. When the real issue is —->>> YOU CUNTS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT “RESPECT” IS.

Nor do you have any CONCEPT as to how to EARN it.
And you don’t even believe that you SHOULD earn it.

Fuck off this website.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by Hev
2009-01-05 10:02:16 - IP Man-Hash: bd05bf8655efb

Thanks dick for reminding me why men are so not better than women. Your intelligent self expression really shines through ( can you hear my sarcasm). In fact, is this in reality a site posted by a woman with a very weird but bloody funny sense of humour? Tara

Comment by Milky Pink
2009-01-06 17:25:34 - IP Man-Hash: 42ab36a4fe78c

Bla bla bla shut up skank.

Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:08:02 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

scintillating response there, mate, you really shut her down, i can’t imagine anyone standing up to that kind of flawless logic, lol

 
 
 
Comment by Ms
2009-01-04 10:20:29 - IP Man-Hash: 4fe26830bad97

I’m a woman, and I think your problem isn’t that you think men are better than women, because underneath it all I don’t think that you do truly believe that. I think that you have been raised with very damaging ideas about masculinity, which is why you have become so angry about your repressed homosexuality and are taking this anger out on women. I mean really, in your top ten points you state that men are better than women because they have penises, you have said that men are better looking than women, that men are better at sex; they’re something that you obviously find attractive. You also say that you don’t like to listen to women talk and express their ideas, a classic sign of people who are confused about the fact that they can only experience love with people of their own gender. You like discoursing with men more than you do with women because you have the ability to love them and find them sexually appealing, its as simple as that. I think that once you accept your homosexual love for men you will be able to respect and enjoy women socially, without focusing on their sexuality and how it doesn’t affect you because you will be getting that kind of gratification from where you really want it; from men. Then you will be able to realise the fact that there are many women who benefit literature, art and music. Charlotte Bronte, Sylvia Plath, Frida Kahlo and Marie Curie, for example, and it won’t bother you that you don’t want to sleep with them. Stand up and accept yourself, Dick - love is a human right.

Comment by Hev
2009-01-05 09:55:59 - IP Man-Hash: bd05bf8655efb

Thanks dick for reminding me why men are so not better than women. Your intelligent self expression really shines through ( can you hear my sarcasm). In fact, is this in reality a site posted by a woman with a very weird but bloody funny sense of humour? Tara

 
 
Comment by Sebastian
2009-01-04 03:41:13 - IP Man-Hash: fca26361519ea

It is totally stupid to say that men are better than women or vice versa. I’m an equalist and a gentleman and I think no real man would support Dick Masterson or his ideas. Only men with low self confidence or other problems are chauvinists. At my workplace the most skilled driver is a woman and she has only had a driving license for two years!!

Comment by RB
2009-01-04 04:10:17 - IP Man-Hash: 06912305e662e

“At my workplace the most skilled driver is a woman and she has only had a driving license for two years!!”

And that is proof of what?That men and women are equal?Listen, everyone knows that men, on average, are better than women at driving.That’s a strawman argument.

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-04 04:36:54 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

You are correct, sir!
As an equalist and gentleman, it would be totally stupid (for YOU) to say that men are better than whimmin, as you obviously haven’t the balls or objectivity to assert it as a self-evident fact, or to defend it with the requisite evidence (PLENTIFUL and ubiquitous, but conveniently ignored by those espousing the doctrine of femitrashism).
Using your reasoning, we could axiomatically state that only whimmin with low self-esteem or other problems are feminists (blaming men and phantom oppressions for their relative inadequacies, while denying a verifiable biological component to explain achievement and other differences).
Also, tomorrow I am calling NASCAR, The IRL, Formula 1, and all the other racing leagues, to inform them that we have been UNDER-entertained (cheated, using your logic) for far too long, as the whimmin where you work are superior drivers.

menarebetterthanwhimmin

 
Comment by Bob
2009-01-04 04:57:31 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

“I’m an equalist and a gentleman and I think no real man would support Dick Masterson or his ideas. Only men with low self confidence or other problems are chauvinists.”

MANSLATION: “I am a mangina and a pussy, and the only way I can get pussy from my girlfriend is through copious amounts of boot-licking. I am willing to sell out other men for pussy, even though women will throw it at the guys who treat them like shit and pass me up like I am invisible.”

Comment by saveme
2009-01-05 19:37:41 - IP Man-Hash: 2c9febdb0cbe6

Another undeniable fact. Bitches always talk about asshole this and asshole that, but you see them later in the evening blowing this very asshole in the corner while the douche that has been tripping over himself to ‘relate’ to her all evening is stuck watching this whore get faced fucked while paying for his $200.00 drink bill the whore and her friends ran up.

You have to just sick back and laugh at that kind of irony. Here is an idea for you ladies, if you don’t want to be treated like shit, quit responding to it. You perpetuate this very treatment yourselves.

 
 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-01-04 05:04:40 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

You are correct, madam! - It would be totally stupid for an equalist or gentleman to assert the self-evident fact (backed by plentiful, ubiquitous evidence all around them) that men are better than whimmin, as one enduring such a self-ascribed label could scarcely be reckoned to have the balls or knowledge to uphold their end of the argument (in spite of said evidence) and would summarily be defeated in such argument, only to recoil in a self-pitying shell, with the concomitant societal misfortune that the rest of us would have to endure yet another silly law to “protect people’s feelings,” and “equaaaaliiize the outcomes of arguments” or other such extreme PC nonsense.
Additionally, I suppose that axiomatically, only whimmin with low self-esteem or other problems could be feminists (whiningly asserting their equality, while demonizing men for largely phantom or exaggerated oppressions, while giving them no credit for the glorious societies they have built).
Also, I will make sure to put in a call to NASCAR, The IRL, Formula1, and other racing leagues, as obviously we’ve all been shorted by not being able to watch the “better” drivers.

menarebetterthanwhimmin

Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:09:59 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

why is it spelled whimmin? it’s obviously intentional, i’m not trying to be obnoxious, i’m just wondering

Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:11:32 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Because whimmin have no business calling themselves “women”.

And it’s fucking hilarious.

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Comment by loser
2009-01-07 23:23:47 - IP Man-Hash: 591d9b13dfc4e

there’s no accounting for taste, i suppose…

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-03 17:01:18 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

@SOPHIE

RESEARCH?? You don’t have to TRY and find reasons why Menarebetterthanwomen…. just OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.

Example:

MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN AT MARRIAGE.

Why?

Because men are required BY LAW to be MORE RESPONSIBLE than women if the marriage –>> FAILS.

Women would never even GET married if THEY had to accept the same responsibilities toward men when it fails.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

And you know it.

Comment by saveme
2009-01-05 19:46:41 - IP Man-Hash: 2c9febdb0cbe6

Real wedding vows:

Preacher: “Do you promise to love and cherish this whore for better or worse, in sickness and health til death do you part OR until she fucks the gardener and pool guy along with 3 of your friends, files for divorce for emotional neglect, takes your children from you along with half (if not more) of your money, the house, the car and even more money from your check each month to raise children she will not even allow you to see oh and one last thing, since she is worthless and has done nothing to change this through the extent of the marriage, you will have to give her more of your money just for the fuck of it to maintain the way of life she has become accustom to because she lacks the ability to provide for herself.”

Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 23:17:47 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Pathetically Funny. Hysterically true.

The minute a woman gets married…
Everything about her says: “THANK GOD.”

Then the boobies hit the knees. The legs spread. A shopping bag goes PLUNK - that’s a married woman.

And until you die…. you get to treat your whore wife like a prostitute on Valentine’s Day - buying her flowers, dinner and a gift…. just to get a blow job she wouldn’t normally give you, but she will because it’s Feb 14th on the calendar.

Then you give her a corsage & take her to MacDonald’s on Mother’s Day.

Wow. Every man’s dream.

 
 
 
Comment by sophie
2009-01-03 05:10:59 - IP Man-Hash: c09739fe33019

Okay since this article is based mostly on made up crap, I thought i’d do some actual RESEARCH and find some scientific facts about the differences between men and women…

Women have larger connections and more frequent interaction between their brain’s left and right hemispheres. This accounts for women’s ability to have better verbal skills and intuition.

Poet Robert Bly describes women’s brains as a “superhighway” of connection while men’s brains connections are compared to a “little crookedy country road.’”

women have a better peripheral vision that helps them to see what’s happening around the house, to spot an approaching danger, to notice changes in the children’s behavior and appearance.

Men’s brains cause them to have a more narrow range of vision, while women’s brains are able to decipher a wider range of information

Women have a sharper ear; they use more words while talking, and are better at completing tasks independently.

Men get sick twice as often as women

Women have a higher pain endurance

AND GUESS WHAT, BEING MALE IS A DEFECT!
For years, scientists have researched the basic differences between human males and human females. While it has been previously declared that what determines gender are the “X” and “Y” chromosomes found in male sperm, this is only partially true. As it turns out, the “Y” chromosome is, in fact, a defective “X” chromosome with one of the legs missing. At first this discovery baffled scientists, but further research has determined that this mysterious missing leg physically manifests itself on the outer body of a male, resulting in what is commonly known as a penis. It has also been determined that human intellect is stored in this part of the chromosome, resulting in the male of the species commonly using his penis (the physical manifestation of the missing part of the chromosome) to make many decisions.

Once the genetic defect was discovered, scientists were determined to find out what other effects it may have on its victims. Unfortunately, since the penis, although technically part of the male DNA, is on the outside of the body, it deteriorates at the same rate and sometimes faster than the body of the male. This discovery led to scientists quickly finding a way to keep the penis (and thus, the male brain) functioning. The result is drugs for what is being called “erectile dysfunction.” Another sign of the deterioration of the external part of the chromosome is what is widely referred to as a “mid-life crisis,” during which a male will frequently search out younger women (even if he already has a perfectly lovely woman) and faster, phallic-shaped cars. He may sometimes quit a steady job and then attempt one strange get-rich-quick scheme after another, or, in extreme cases, use the time to “find himself.” This is all in a subconscious effort to convince himself that he is a young, virile man; the reasoning being that if he believes it, his body will cease deteriorating.
What is amazing about all this is not the discovery that being male is merely a genetic defect (let’s face it, ladies, this comes as no surprise to us), but the massive attempt to cover up the discovery and keep the truth from the general public. I think we have a right to know that the male of the species, is, in fact, genetically inferior to the female of the species.

Comment by Bob
2009-01-03 05:46:52 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

Your “research” clearly comes from the same people who brought us the S.C.U.M. Manifesto.

I’d sooner trust a Christian history professor to lecture me on the Crusades than I would a feminist to interpret biological research, both have a vested interest in their respective studies,but the Christian at least has a religious mandate to tell the truth.

“I think we have a right to know that the male of the species, is, in fact, genetically inferior to the female of the species.”

Yes, being male is a genetic defect, that’s why every species of mammal on the planet is separated neatly into male and female. Damn, you cunts are stupid.

Seriously, I hope you feminazis DO circulate this information around in a liberal manner because then even the manginas will stop treating you like your pussies are made of gold. If that happens, you can say goodbye to your little vagemony.

Comment by RB
2009-01-03 06:16:13 - IP Man-Hash: 36916aca2f273

“This accounts for women’s ability to have better verbal skills and intuition.”

Verbal skills?Oh ho ho ho, THAT’S why the world’s most famous religion - Christianity, was professed solely by women.That’s why the all the world’s greatest orators were women.That’s why Shakespeare, Chaucer and Pushkin were women.Shit! Being male, I’m so stupid that I couldn’t grasp this simple fact before.It’s all so clear now.Thanks Sophie, for enlightening me!

Comment by RB
2009-01-03 06:24:30 -